Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
I pledge allegiance
And to the characters
With fanfictions and
Credit to: DrMario08 on DeviantArt for poafter.
I am 42.04545454545455% insane. Damn tests..
Remember: Life's a bitch, so if it's easy, you're doing it wrong
I've been bored so I've been making random summary stories that are probably a knockoff but there are no girls as OC. My main one will be Hunter Sherriff. So if I ever post any stories, he'll probably be in it at random times.
Dan was out of earshot now, and Phil leaned forwards with a frown. “Seriously though Chris, stop it. You’re making Dan feel awkward. I know to you everyone is bi until proven otherwise, but Dan’s just a kid. He’s only just met us and you can tell he’s pretty nervous. Don’t mess with him, okay?”
That's exactly what I think. Cause you ain't born gay nor straight so think you chose over who you'd prefer but your born bi.
Dumbledore said gravely, "Thievery is not tolerated at Hogwarts, no matter the situation. I expect that these possessions will be returned to their respective owners, with apologies'
If I were Tom and was brave I would've sassed him. "We ain't at Hogwarts! You ain't the boss at my home, well not really my home but the place I'm at! I shant do anything. They deserved it after all, they called me fat! Pfft, as if Billy had the rights!
The stolen belongings must be returned by then, or the shopping trip will be delayed."
"Ah ha, no. So if I don't does that mean I don't have to study, wear robes, or practice any magic with a wand at all? As long as there's food, I don't care. I can just sit in the corner, in these rags, and torture flies.
I literally did a game where it guesses your character and you have to answer yes or no questions so I did Phil Lester. Look what did to make it Phan girly. They ask the questions like normal as are they a girl, British, teenage they go into more detail.
Is your character's boyfriend on YouTube? YES
Is your character in love with someone of the same gender? YES
Is your character a radio host? YES
I think of Phil Lester/AmazingPhil (YouTube)
if a game thinks it, it's true.
I love slash, Harry Potter, Black Butler, Princess Princess and blood-red. And anime cross-dressers. Just had to put that in there. Like Kyoya, Tamaki, Ciel, Alois, Izumi, those threes guys from Princess Princess...
I don't care for Severus Shape. It was his fault Lily and James died and that Harry and George almost died!
I hate snakeface. Love Tommy boy. I'm sorry but Voldy is just too ugly for me to handle. I'd rather have the Dark Lord than whatever he is. I obviously like to call Tom the Dark Lord and Voldemort just Voldy.
Slytherin! Or Ravenclaw! Slytherclaw!
I hate to be alone, especially in the dark. I believe in ghosts and all but don't believe they can hurt me but I still freak out.
Ships are (the ones I like the most this week will be bold) ...Haru/Makoto, Drarry, Perciver, Alscorp, Wolfstar, Harry/Tom Marvolo Jr, Alois/Ciel, Tamaki/Kyouya, Kyouya/Kaoru, Phan, Kickthestickz, Bethan (Though I've never seen the show), and many more BoyxBoy. I also like Ronmione but it looked awkward when I put it in the middle of the slash pairs. I...can't pictures Harry with a girl.
I hate drama shows, freaking Little-Miss-Perfect Ginny Weasley, and girl OCs. It's unrealistic that she married the guy she's known since she was a little girl. Fantasy aren't meant to be real. Drama shows are stupid and boring in my opinion. Girl original characters are fucking annoying. It's stupid and uncreative so the same plots are all I see. Oh look a new girl from America coming to Hogwarts! She would go to Salems Witch Academy, idiots. Hogwarts doesn't take transfer students. A random girl cannot just show up in the middle of the years and not be behind in studies. It doesn't matter if she was home school.
Edit 8/2/14: Okay, I've come to my sense and realised I don't hate Ginny. At all. I hate the fact that she's with Harry! I mean in the first books she too shy and fangirl for my taste but later I tolerate her. Maybe if she'd gotten with Dean or something I wouldn't mind her at all. I still hate FemOCS.
Ieally dislike Dramione, some are okay, and hate Girl Twin fics and when authors do a fem!Harry just to get him with a guy (If you can imagine him being a girl, then just goshdam imagine him gay!) They are quite annoying. Unless it's Harry having a boy twin. I can accept that. I like those so much.
All in all: Girls are fucking annoying in anything: TV show especially. Right next to fan fiction.
Harry Potter Favorite Student, Death Eater, Bad Guy: Draco, Theodore N. Luna Lovegood: Bellatrix Lestrange: Tom Marvolo Riddle (Not Snake Face)
10/6/14:I came across one of those chain storlies things that freak me out and it at the end it said some weird chant thing that was in Latin or something and I just glanced over it and figured it was to hard to read so I just skipped it. Right after it said 'Now that you've read this chant blah blah will happen.' So it didn't freak me out anymore when I realised that. Lesson: Not reading other languages does you some good.
I have this weird liking to pairs that are slash with one boy that's blond and the other black hair like Draco/Harry, Alois/Ciel, and Tamaki/Kyoya. Those are my favourite in each Harry Potter, Black Butler and Ouran High school Host Club.
7/5/14 8:50 A.M. (haven't gone to sleep) I just come to a part in a story with heterosexual lemon and it feel just too weird so I just skipped it. Meanwhile in homosexual village lemon, I reread the sene. Does anyone find that weird? Cause I don't. *sigh* The cons of a fangirl none of that icky stuff. Then again, that's more of a boys thing, ain't it?
My moon sign is the Aquarius!:
In many life situations, the Moon in Aquarius people have their own, distinct and sometimes very original opinion, and they are not going to change this opinion no matter what, even if they will be left completely alone. It is very important for these individuals to retain their independence. They don't want their personal life to be anybody else's concern.
Often the Moon in Aquarius individuals have some outstanding abilities in one or another field, and they work like a magnet for those people who share their interests. This is why so often they take a central place in the company of like-minded friends. And even there they somehow manage to keep their uniqueness. They are not mixing well with the other people, they are together with them, but still alone.
As a result of their character, quite often the Moon in Aquarius folks can become really alone in their personal life, and their constant urge for independence can lead to chronic emotionall stress. Hence their susceptibility to the disorders of nervous and circulatory systems, as also those unpredictable changes in their mood. There is an impression that at times they are getting tired of themselves, and to get rid of this tiredness they are trying to change abruptly, as if to become a different person.
To restore after a significant stress, the Moon in Aquarius persons need to have a hobby which they could plunge themselves into, forgetting about the surrounding world. It would be really good for them if they could speak out their problems, but this is not so easy, because Lunar Aquarians do not like to just chat with anyone about anything. They prefer dealing with experts in their field of interest - this is with whom they are ready to talk endlessly. And if there is no such a person around, a good book could serve as a replacement for a friend.
Just some facts from quizzes.
You are most compatible with Hogwarts resident werewolf! Like Remus you are quiet but are not afraid to stick up for others and make your opinion known. You have a quiet sense of humour and a slightly sarcastic undertone you have a great set of friends who support you. You love a good read but also cant resist a tad action and mishief!!
Artisans tend to be fun-loving, optimistic, realistic, and focused on the here and now. Artisans pride themselves on being unconventional, bold, and spontaneous. Artisans make playful mates, creative parents, and troubleshooting leaders. Artisans are excitable, trust their impulses, want to make a splash, seek stimulation, prize freedom, and dream of mastering action skills. James Potter and Sirius Black were popular pranksters when they attanded Hogwarts. They were known to be funny, brave, and rule-breakers.
Quotes from some of my favs. I'll add more when I reread. If you want to know where to find them just enter it on Google or something. Or ask. Since I will stop putting the titles. I don't own the quotes, of course.
Forget Me Notby partofforeve
Tom, I need you!
For your services, Harry. As usual. Oddly enough, usually you talk to me when you need me. What do you want this time? Maybe I should make your homework for potions? Maybe there's a basilisk I can kill? This is a total nothing difficult. Well unless you want me to kill Voldemort, but it may be somewhat problematic, because it just so happens that I am only his memory!
Are you mad at me?
No, I just sometimes like to shout at people.
Tom, don't leave me all alone.
I won't, If you don't leave me
So you'll never leave me?
If you don't leave me.
And now you'll always be with me?
Maybe I should also swear marital fidelity and honesty, and that I will not leave you till death?
In case you've never figured it out, Harry, the answer was no.
He sensed me.
No, it's Voldemort here.
Stop fooling around. And get out of my head!
The response was just a giggle.
Aww Tommy giggled! I can so picture that.
Do I have to tell him something?
Harry? Nothing expresses what I want to tell him.
But maybe ... Tell him that I wanted to be like St. George. If you read this, you'll know it means and you'd be fangirling/crying at the moment. I was the one crying.
He will understand. And now farewell, my dear assassin.
Now you're psychic on top of everything else! What else are you about to reveal to me? That you were once a Dark Lord in a past life?"
The other Ravenclaw did not deign to respond.
Matt gasped dramatically, exaggerating shock, "No! Don't tell me you actually were a Dark Lord in a past life!" Leaning forward, the boy said in a loud, conspiratorial whisper, "Can I be in your inner circle?"
This was one of the many situations in which Tom experienced the impulse to smack his best friend, but decorum would not allow it. 'Well, decorum can go jump off a cliff,' he thought. He should be allowed to indulge himself once in a while.
Before Matt could register what he was doing, he reached over and shoved him off the couch.
"Ow!" The boy complained. "This is an abusive relationship! That's what this is!
I love melodramatic people.
Where Eagles Dare by Rhovark
"Stop being so mean to Neville, I think he's alright," Al snapped. "Better than you, you want to be a Slytherin scum-bag!"
Draco laughed derisively. "Potter, you never told me your brother was a fanboy." To this Harry had no response. He didn't want to be mean to his brother, but what Draco said was true.
Burn! Even Harry thinks it.
"I hear that Peter said that Sirius was an ugly little maggot who got nocked out of his house because his parents don't love him anymore," Sirius whispered in a disguised, high voice as the passed by the group of gossiping teenagers.
I'm positive that our Peter Pettigrew said that. 100%
Alchemy: Child of Fate
"You tried to kill me."
"That isn't so bad. All this pent up anger isn't good for the soul. You need to learn to let things go Harry."
"If it makes you feel any better I obviously wasn't trying that hard. Well, i suppose I had intended to when you first approached me, but in my defense I knew you only as the boy who destroyed my future self and I was understandably upset. The second time I'd run out of things to say and I had nothing better to do."
"Bored. I was bored."
"...I hate you."
What better ways to spend you bored time that death?
"This is ridiculous I'm leaving the closet." He stood, thrust it open and walked out.
Tom grinned and looked him up and down suggestively. "About time too."
He's outta the closet! This story is so funny...
"Oh my God. You two are friends!"
Tom leaned over and stage whispered, "I think she's on to us."
I wonder how he knew...
Grey eyes covered by thin, rectangle, black framed glasses, spiky black hair, two perfectly straight rows of dazzling white teeth all set with smooth, soft features and finished off by an irresistible crooked smile.
I'm not kidding but I am fucking dying write now. He sounds so perfect! That there was the one and only...Regulus Black that I have such a perfect image of!
Holy shit! It's Black (guess who twitched again) dressed up as a Nazgûl! Mr. Rock, sacrifice yourself to protect us!" Harry closed his eyes and threw the rock as hard as he could. He heard a smack and a thump before he risked opening his eyes.
Rocks: they can save your soul.
"You miserable excuse for a boy," Vernon snarled. "I should have known a freak like you would harm my Dudley! Just like your parents, all of you freaks! I ought to - "
Suddenly, Vernon dropped Harry. He stumbled back, one hand grasping heart as his face turned a startling red. His chest heaved once, twice, before he collapsed onto the floor.
Wretched muggle, a familiar voice spat. Wretched despicable human. How DARE you lay a hand on Harry!
Harry stumbled to his feet. Tom! he screamed mentally. Stop! Please stop!
Why? Tom demanded. He hurt you, Harry. He laid his hands on you! Death is the only thing he deserves!
No! Harry denied. Please, please Tom. He's family. I can't . . . not family . . .
Harry heard Tom hiss maliciously, wincing when he heard curses thrown about in Parseltongue.
For you, my serpent, Tom declared. Only for you will I do this.
That whole time I was just like, 'Damn, bitch damn! You get him boy!'
Hello Freak, Potter, Mudblood, Weasley."
*facepalm* That was so stupid that it's one of the best.
BECAUSE I ALWAYS DREAM ABT U!
THAT SOUNDED SO WRONG!
I MEANT UR ALWAYS IN MY DREAMS
THAT DIDN'T SOUND ANY BETTER ;p
Why does he even bother? Dan and Phil is next!
It’s probably just hormones…”
“And like, we both know it’s not like that. I mean it doesn’t feel anything like it did with Suzie…”
“Like I know what attraction feels like, this is completely different I swear…”
“Me and Dan, we’re just being friendly. We don’t see each other much so we’re just making the most of the time we have and not worrying too much about labels you know?”
“I’m not gay!”
“You gay as hell.”
“Chris! Have you been listening to anything I’ve said?”
“I’ve been listening, and honey you gaaaaaaay.” Chris sung.
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