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Name: Ben


Likes: Anime, Video Games and Reading

Dislikes: Sports

Favourite Anime: Naruto, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Lucky Star, Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra(Not An Anime But I still Like It.), K-ON, The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya(Or Any Kyoto Animations Production Ever e.g Clannad Kanon etc.) Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Pokemon, Sora No Otoshimono And Many, Many More.

Favourite Anime Pairings:
























NarutoxSakura(Least Favourite)








KyonxNagato(Movie Version)





Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood










Anime Pairings I Hate:


HinataxAnyone But Naruto

Forty Six laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity

The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation

Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics

In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion

In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion

The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability

Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality

'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality

It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis

Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity

Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability

Everything explodes. Everything.

First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.

Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission

Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission

There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude

The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.

First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability

No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy

The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)

Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.

Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.

Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability

Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity

The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency

Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability

Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability

Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability

People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality

Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism

Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.

First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)

Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality

The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation

Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:

a) be female

b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation

c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower

Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence

The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence

Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism

All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability

Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence

Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics

ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire

Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.

--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).

--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.

First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.

Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence

Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination

Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:

a) The Hero/Leader

b) His girlfriend

c) His Best Friend/Rival

d) A Hulking Brute

e) A Dwarf/Kid

Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:

--Extreme Coolness

--Amazing intelligence

--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance

All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.

First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission

Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction

Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.

First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination

When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration

Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence

Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia

There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation

The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis

Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition

Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relative

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Dichotomy of the Soul by Solvdrage reviews
There's a saying that a soul is an incomplete half of a whole. For two people shouldering possibly the heaviest burdens and such staggering loneliness, they understand each other's pain all too well. Can they cast back the shadows, or will the oppressive weight of a far greater destiny crush possibly their only chance at happiness?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,639 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Codename:ShadowFox by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
Name: Naruto Uzumaki. Anbu Codename: ShadowFox. Age: 12 Specialties: Recon,Stealth,Torture,Assassination. Status: Retired. Notes: Uzumaki has retired his mask to rejoin the regular ninja force as well as lead a genin team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,983 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Unexpected Lord of Foxes by Solvdrage reviews
Naruto Uzumaki's world has been thrown into turmoil after Hinata's confession of love, Hiashi's plea to save his daughter, and the Kyubi seeking a new 'arrangement'. Through the turmoil, Naruto will discover power and something even greater.
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A New Friend! A New World! by Geroar reviews
Naruto is still in the ninja academy, and with the examinations to become a genin only a few weeks away he is certain to fail. But then a new kid shows up in konoha. The two soon become best friends and start their ninja careers. But something is strange about his new friend. Follow their story as they fight for their lives and the safety of the leaf village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,905 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] OC
Misstep in the Right Direction by Solvdrage reviews
It was just a simple good luck wish. This innocent moment created a connection between two lonely children years before destiny intended. This unintended new connection will change the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,558 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/20/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Echoes of Blood by Solvdrage reviews
Blood contains power. Blood creates connections. Uzumaki Naruto has awakened the dormant power of his blood. This new power will change the world. Chigan Challenge Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,472 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Team Seven
Through the eyes of a snake by Ginjaa Ninjaa reviews
Naruto is well known for being a Toad summoner. What if though, Naruto Uzumaki became a member of their most hated enemy's clan. Taught by Manda, Naruto does his best to earn the position of Hokage with his brain as well as brawn. Nobody foresaw the changes that this would bring to the elemental nations, not even Naruto himself. Massively edited for a better reading experience.
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Anko's Gennin Daze V2 by Dracoknight545 reviews
Once stormy night, Anko's cursed mark begins acting up and doing something to her. The next day, Anko discovers that she's twelve again and there's no way of returning to normal. Which means Anko Mitarashi now the latest member of the Konoha 11; story takes place after thee "Sasuke Retrieval Arc". Currently T and maybe change to M in the future Coupling: Naru/Hina/Anko
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Snake and Fox by SparkleMc404 reviews
Summary: Naruto is raised by Orochimaru to be his weapon. Ever since Naruto was kidnapped when he was 10 Konaha have been trying to find him. When they finally do and rescue him from Orochimaru Naruto is twelve and placed on Team seven. How will Naruto being raised by Orochimaru change the story line of Naruto? Also NaruHina! Naruto is super strong and smart!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Flames & Whirlpools by Oh My Kira reviews
Instead of Sasuke, Naruto saved Karin during the Chunin Exams in the Forest of Death. He unknowingly changed the future of both him & Karin... How will this impact his future, now that he has the sexy red-head by his side? Lemons! NaruKarin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Destined To Be Together by Dread Knight N7 reviews
It wasn't set in stone that they would meet, but it was their destiny to find each other, find comfort in each other, and rise above it all...Together...When Shion saw a future vision of friendship, she had no idea how much deeper it would run or the new adventure it would cause... Pairings: Naru/Hina/Shion Shika/Tema and others rated M for Adult Situations in later chapters.
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While being attacked by drunks Naruto awakens some crazy power. not from Kyuubi, but from his own DNA. a bloodline that starts with him, and allows him to control the earth. challeng from storylover213. Super Naruto don't like, don't read
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The Believer's Oath by The Cursed Prophet reviews
Finally, this mask, will fall." Naruto had enough of everything bad that happened, or is happening to him amd his home. He was going to do something about it. It was time to show them who he really is.Strong/Smart Naruto
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Naruto with a dojutsu , a kyuubi powered sword, 10 summoning contracts and a visit to Uzushiogakure the hidden whirlpool village. his teamate and fellow get their own summon contracts from naruto summons allies.
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Rise of Uzushiogakure by Vanex reviews
Lovinaelita's Challenge: On the Nami no Kuni mission, Team 8 goes with Team 7. During the mission, both Naruto and Hinata disappear. They reappear again at the Chunin Exams, except they're Uzushio ninja. Full summary on profile. Harem list on profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto and Hinata Lavender Eyed love by CrazyforHinata reviews
The beginning of a beautiful romance of Naruto and Hinata. For Naruto and Hinata lovers everywhere! The beginning isnt as good as the later on chapters but it does get better! Fluff!
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Naruto the Fox Sennin by KitsuneDragon reviews
Naruto, after the Zabuza mission arc decides he needs to drop his mask of happiness and show his true strength in order to prove those who underestimate him to well not underestimate him. Couln't come up with anything interesting for summary.NaruOC
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After the Promise by WasabI-WarrioR reviews
What happens after the first Naruto Shippuden movie ends? Read and find out! NarutoxShion my first story.
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Into the Woods by kyubiteaser reviews
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The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
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The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 5,482 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete