Lily Lindsey-Aubrey
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Author has written 39 stories for Lord of the Rings, Avengers, Hobbit, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Mission: Impossible, Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Who, Silmarillion, Star Wars, How to Train Your Dragon, Inception, and Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Another Christmas Countdown is in the works! Visit my forum if you're interested in participating! This year it's being spear-headed by the indomitable Sixty-four K!

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Important: There is an author on here that has suffered from the Disappearing Syndrome, her name is Erestor. If you desperately want her to come back so she can keep writing amazing stories, please join the movement. Look left when ever you think of her, and copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. EvenstarWarrior, Lily Lindsey-Aubery

I hereby swear to never leave fan fiction and the friends I've made here without trace. If a circumstance occurs in which I must sever myself from this site, be it known that I will put an explanation on my profile. This is because my heart breaks whenever I read an amazing story, and then find out that the writer is gone. I never know if he/she'll ever come back, and must live my days wondering, hoping against hope that he/she'll return. Signed: Lily Lindsey-Aubrey

Copy and paste and add your name! We need to stop this cycle of stories that will never be finished and leave poor readers hanging.

Note on the paragraphs above: Erestor has updated her profile page. I haven't been on here much, but if anyone is wondering, I am still planning to finish all of my begun works as I am able.


Some of my stories need a little explanation. Here it is:

The Fanfiction Christmas Countdown. This is a collaborative project by three separate authors on this site: Onesizefitsall, ccgaylord, and myself (Lily Lindsey-Aubery). We'll be taking turns writing twelve fanfiction short stories, one per day, beginning December 14 and ending on Christmas Day. Sound fun? It gets better: each story will be set in a different fandom, so there will be lots of odd-ball, Christmas hilarity to go round.

I am the lucky one who gets to start the countdown off. Look below on December 14 to find the first story in the series, The Iron Hills Mall. At the end of the story I'll tell you where to go to read the story for the next day, and so on. Which means that you can't skip stories. Also, if you leave a review (and please do!), it will be answered in the next story in the series, so there's two reasons to make sure you read every one.

What if you're not familiar with the fandom? We've done our best to write the stories so that even if you haven't seen the show/movie/book you can still enjoy them. If you really don't want to bother with a fandom you aren't familiar with, all the stories are free-standing so you don't have to read them all...but we hope you will anyway.

Easter Eggs:

Keep an eye out for a few connecting threads we wove throughout the stories. The countdown follows the Twelve Days of Christmas and each story contains an allusion to a verse from the classic song. Also, in each of the first six stories something gets lost, which is then subsequently found in the last six stories. Feel free to post guesses as to what it is in a comment. (Most of them are pretty obvious.)

The Iron Hills Mall, Calling Birds, In Search of the North Pole, and Red Bicycle. Enjoy, and don't forget to read the others!

There has been another Christmas Countdown for 2015 and 2016. Check them out, too!

...And if you want us to do this again this year, please let us know! There would be nothing more encouraging! :)


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Now Hiring by rogue planet 13 reviews
Got a mean streak? Do you enjoy minionship? One of these positions just might be the dream job for you! Will also include job offers by Emperor Palpatine, Sauron, and Moriarty, to name a few.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 10/27/2014
We Could Take on the World (Wide Web) by ArwenisWholocked reviews
What does a texting conversation look like among the Avengers? Here's an idea... A collection of texts sent between the Avengers team; no set time frame, but POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR ALL OF THE FILMS! Rated K for safety; the rating may drop to K sometime. (Cover image is not mine)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,166 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 4/16/2014
Because You Can't Have Yule Without a Mishap by LadyLindariel reviews
COMPLETE It is Yule in Rivendell and Glorfindel is in charge of getting the tree. Unfortunately whenever Erestor and Glorfindel are in the same room disaster strikes and Yule is no exception. The eleventh story in the FFCC. Happy Yule everyone!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Elrohir, Glorfindel, Erestor, Elladan - Complete
Clever Conversations by AnnaAgatha reviews
Cleverbot helped me write some interesting conversations from LotR, The Hobbit and The Silmarillion. It is very silly, I've warned you. If you have suggestions about what to do next, let me know! I'd love your input.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Galadriel, Faramir, Denethor
Life of Haldir by BlueberryMuffins76 reviews
When Haldir visits Mirkwood, rivalry ensues between him & Legolas. Join their adventures in & around the palace. Can arch enemies become best friends? No slash involved! Comments on Thranduil's are solely mine! Thank you flyingarrow for roleplaying with me & creating Legolas! I rather stole the "Life of..." idea from Lily-Lindsey Aubrey & hope you like it. Reviews much appreciated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,087 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Legolas, Haldir, Thranduil, OC - Complete
A Very Hobbit Christmas by Sixty-four K reviews
As Bilbo, Thorin and the party of dwarves wander through the forest of Mirkwood, they reminisce about Christmases of old. Little do they know that a Christmas party lies just around the corner. The elves of Mirkwood take their Christmas parties very seriously, however. Will they bend so far as to invite a party of dwarves to partake in some elven Yultide cheer? Part 12 of the FFCC.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Elvenking Thranduil, Galion - Complete
Have Yourself a Mycroft Little Christmas by rogue planet 13 reviews
Tenth story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown 2015. Mycroft's umbrella has gone missing and Christmas just won't be the same without it. Set during season 3.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Anthea - Complete
White Christmas with the Team by SaphiralovesTolkien reviews
Tony decides that the Avengers need to celebrate Christmas. The ninth installment of the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2015
Santa and His Elves Go On a Guilt Trip by Phillica Clayaway reviews
When Tadashi signs up his friends for a handing out presents party at the children's hospital, things are not going to go well for him. Rated K plus for excessive guilt.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Complete
A Coruscanti Snowfall by Brievel reviews
Anakin's never heard of snow, and Obi-Wan can't figure out how it's so pure - they are, after all, on polluted Coruscant. For the FanFiction Christmas Countdown. Obi-Ani fluff.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Yoda - Complete
Hanging From the Proverbial Telephone Wire by Sixty-four K reviews
Galion spoiled the secret, or, at least, part of it. Now, the news has spread throughout all of Mirkwood, and Thranduil will not rest until his precious Lyre is returned to him. Can Feren and Lindir stop the Elvenking's pernicious plans, or will all of Middle Earth fall into ruin? Sequel to "Lyre, Lyre". Published in honour of my FF anniversary(one day late).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil, Lindir, Galion
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Gotham, not a person was stirring, not even… oh nevermind. Needless to say, there was one person stirring, and that would be none other than the Joker. Hit by a sudden craving for Christmas cookies, he broke out of Arkham, taking with him the nefarious yet left-out Scarecrow. Day Four of the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown!
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker - Complete
Galion and the Elk by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
Galion has always admired Thranduil's elk. He had always wanted to ride it himself. This is the story of what happened when he tried. A anniversary present for the awesome Sixty-Four K.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Elvenking Thranduil, OC, Galion - Complete
An Overdue Celebration, Planned by Eönwë and Mairon by NirCele reviews
Eönwë and Mairon are a little jealous. Why can the Elves celebrate this new 'Yule' when the Maiar don't ever get parties? The two friends take matters into their own hands, deciding upon a party and present-exchanging. It gets a little...out of control. Second story in the FanFiction Christmas Countdown 2015.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Eönwë, Sauron, Ilmarë, Maiar - Complete
Caroling Aboard the Enterprise by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
For two years Kirk and McCoy have gone around the Enterprise Christmas caroling. But when they are captured by Klingons on Christmas Eve, it changes things more than they ever expected. First story in the fanfiction Christmas Countdown 2015.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2015 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock
Life of Thranduil by Overlord Rousdower reviews
The burdens of a king are many... But the burdens of the Elvenking are innumerable. A collection of these multiple trials and tribulations of the Elvenking, Thranduil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil
The Fellowship Reads My Fanfiction by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
Basically, the Fellowship of the Ring (minus Boromir, plus Elrond) discover my fanfiction, with interesting results. Rated K plus for insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Mauled by Wargs, Poisoned by Spiders, and Stabbed with a Morgul Blade by Crescent Moon Dancer reviews
Legolas has had a very rough week, and Thranduil will stop at nothing to make sure his son will be alright. Unfortunately, things are never quite as smooth as they should be. And what's up with those two minstrels?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Thranduil, Legolas, Elrond, Haldir - Complete
Do It for Frodo by The Enchanted Stream reviews
The LOTR fandom is at risk from a far greater evil than Sauron... bullying. What would Frodo say? Can everyone's favorite hobbit help save our fandom from evil Flamers and Snarky C2 managers? #NoBullying #DoItForFrodo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Survival of the Fellowship by rogue planet 13 reviews
Alternate sequel to LOTR. The fellowship has failed and Sauron has taken over Middle Earth. Understandably, the first targets for his revenge are the little creeps who tried to destroy his precious. All canon characters. Absolutely no OCs whatsoever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,379 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
Life of Legolas by Sixty-four K reviews
The life of an elvish prince can be trying... but it can also be great deal of fun. With pranks to play one day and heroic adventures to go on the next, with social issues abounding in-between, Legolas never has a dull moment(or a moment's rest)! Current: Arc Two- Dwarf War
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Legolas, Lindir, Thranduil
Lyre, Lyre by Sixty-four K reviews
Companion to the first arc of "Life of Legolas". Feren feels terrible about his cousin Lindir's recent ordeal in Mirkwood. He'd do anything to help Lindir feel better- wait, did he say "anything"? In that case, Lindir has something he wants: a certain lyre, belonging to a certain Elvenking. How can Feren turn down this earnest request?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Lindir, Thranduil, Galion, Legolas - Complete
HIT IT TIGWIT by Alex Hollister reviews
Tigwit (alias Feren) grows tired of his job as Thranduil's gatekeeper and decides to pursue a career in music, but his many money-making schemes seldom go as planned.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Lindir, Feren
Delusions of Spring by attheturnofthetide reviews
IN PROCESS OF EDITING! Spring festivals, lovely weather, and Unky Thranduil's best maple mead... that's what the elves of Rivendell love about spring. But this year, it's cold and dreary, and as much like midwinter as it can get (in fact, Erestor still thinks it's midwinter... the twelfth month is not over yet). Will the sun rise as Greenwood's spring festival starts?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir
Nazgul Communications by LaurielS reviews
What the Nazguls secretly thought during the LOTR. Chapter 5 (Chapter 1 not yet written), Post Bruinen. The Nazguls have failed, and now they must face Sauron himself. Oh the horror!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015
Want Some Milk? by Alex Hollister reviews
One shot. In which Alexander Pierce learns to hide certain things when the Asset comes to visit.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Nine Names For Trouble by Earial13 reviews
Who ever said wraiths were dull and hissy all the time? A compilation of tales concerning the (mis)adventures of the Nazgûl (who perhaps are not as competent as we were led to believe) and their witchified Captain. Such escapades, much chaos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,610 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Frodo B., Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul - Complete
Sherlocked Avengers of the Tardis Trek Ring by Alex Hollister reviews
Loki is dead after helping Thor, but can Clint Barton save him, and will he choose to? To bring the demigod back, he must travel through several fandoms with the help of a madman in a box. Cross-over includes Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Mission Impossible, and Sherlock. Some spoilers for Star Trek and Thor 2 only. Characters: Khan, Scotty, Tenth Doctor, Eomer, Bilbo.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Madame Goldberry by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Galadriel should have guessed that getting Goldberry a vacation home in Lothlorien was a bad idea. And now Haldir, Rumil, and Orophin must share her suffering. Cowritten with Lily Lindsey-Aubery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Galadriel, Haldir, Rúmil - Complete
The Creativity Contest by Overlord Rousdower reviews
In which, Elrond has a contest, Legolas gets sad, but then become successful, the twins are the twins, Lindir is also successful, Glorfindel relapses, and Ping Bing Bing disappears without a trace. This is a celebratory story of my One Year On FF anniversary (today) and was meant to be something else but my crazy head took over.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil, Lindir - Complete
Crepuscular Incunabula by rogue planet 13 reviews
Supposedly, orcs were once elves who were tortured by Morgoth until they changed their shape. That was in the first age. Can it happen again? This is a crossover between the orc genre and elf zombie/vampire. I had to change the rating to T because the body count started getting too high.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Saruman, Sauron, Grima W., Nazgul
Life of Loki by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Life isn't perfect when you're surrounded by idiots. A collection of the various adventures, pranks, thoughts, and attempted conquests of and by Loki, god of Mischief AKA The Trickster.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Thor, Loki
Best Wishes, Lady Galadriel! by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
When Galadriel hires Orophin as wedding coordinator, things start to get out of hand. But what can you expect when Orophin never has a clue as to what's going on? Valentine's Day special.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Galadriel, Haldir, Celebrian, Rúmil
Dinner Disasters by Phillica Clayaway reviews
Eowyn is a horrible cook. Tales of disaster. One-shot. You will only get this if you've seen the extended editions of the films.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Aragorn, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
Loki's Diet by rogue planet 13 reviews
Loki concocts an evil plot to make all of New York City go on a diet and become thin while Nick Fury concocts an equally evil plot to make everyone fat by means of a powerful cheesecake. Who will triumph? skinny!Loki or fat!Fury? Total randomness. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
The Lord of the Diaries: The Fellowship's True Feelings by Overlord Rousdower reviews
An up close and personal look to all of our beloved (though not all are loved equally) characters. How does Frodo really feel about his burden? Exactly how much does Legolas hate dwarves? Does Gandalf feel as if he is surrounded by fools just some of the time? Or most of the time? What are Sauron's REAL plans? A story Co-written by Wunderkind4006 and Rousdower *maniacal laughing*.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 8/13/2014
Unfortunately That Was Real Too by Overlord Rousdower reviews
"Tauriel, know this," Thranduil said loftily. "I do this not out of pity, or any sentiments of that ilk, but out of necessity. The necessity to show that I am NOT to be opposed." It appears that Thranduil has changed his mind about Tauriel's punishment... Aftermath of the battle.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Complete
Thranduil Drops In by rogue planet 13 reviews
Fed up with all the Mary Sues dropping into Middle Earth, Thranduil decides to pay a visit to the human world.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Radagast - Complete
A Reasonable Defence by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Several dislikable characters write a series of papers defending themselves and their actions. Includes good guys as well as bad guys...for anyone who feels like the world doesn't fully appreciate him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,693 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Faramir, Sauron, Grima W., Nazgul
Old MacFeanor had Three Jewels by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A sadistic parody of Old MacDonald had a Farm.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Fëanor, Fingolfin, Teleri - Complete
A Night at Rivendell by EvenstarWarrior reviews
When Lord Elrond plans a VIP concert for the peoples of Middle Earth, somethings don't go exactly as planned, and when an uninvited guest shows up...only the best can be hoped for. Rated T for very vague references to drugs and smoking, and Tauriel bashing.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
Lord Elrond's Musical Aggravation by Phillica Clayaway reviews
Oh no! Another of Lindir's abominable hits! All sane elves run for cover. The problem is, Lord Elrond isn't exactly sane...*Batman music plays* Or is he?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2015
Snaga by Alex Hollister reviews
Orc Pegrun finds one of the 7 dwarf rings and gets a single chance from Galadriel to help Middle-Earth; by feeding the ring to one of the only dragons left. But that means a jaunt to Mordor with a highly-allergic she-Haradrim, a bookish hobbit, and a kleptomaniacal dwarf and maladjusted elf who both plan to kill him when its over. June TA 3018.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Boromir, Galadriel, Saruman, Gollum
A Short Novella by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
New Year's Eve special. Elrond endeavours to write a short novella about Estel's happy childhood. He is interrupted frequently. A sequel of sorts to the Annual Imladris Christmas party, but may stand alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Aragorn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Christmas Morning by jessicaelvenprincess reviews
Just a silly one-shot of the Fellowship doing a gift exchange.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Misrepresented by Thalion Estel reviews
What was supposed to be a fun and joyous Christmas turns into a day full of anger and retribution when Elrond discovers the terrible crime committed against his people in a classic Christmas special. A Christmas one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond - Complete
The Interfandom Christmas Party by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Elrond is throwing an Interfandom Christmas Party. Many many famous people from across the fandoms are attending. Unfortunately, the evening takes an unfortunate twist... Multiple crossover. I'm sorry. I had to do it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Elrond - Complete
Middle Earth Virtual Tours by LaurielS reviews
Ever wanted to explore Middle Earth, but not wishing to leave the comforts of home? Middle Earth Virtual Tours is your choice travel agency! Follow The Author as she explores ME, not keeping her thoughts to herself. Sixth vacation spot: Mirk-GREENwood (sets in Third Age). This is a parody- you have been warned. Reviews and Comments are highly appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Frodo B., Legolas, Sauron, Eomer
A Morning Visit by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
"Great," thought Erestor. "Now I have my two least favourite people in my room." No slash. Rated for hilarity, violence in the way of pillows and books, vain balrog slayers, abuse of a certain feline, and foul usage of fell language. Warning: Ccgaylord, one of the best literary critics I know, says that this story has "no plot". He is definitely right.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir, Elladan - Complete
The Post Office of Elrond by LaurielS reviews
A typical day in the Post Office, where letters to Valinor need to be sorted to maintain the sanity of Valinor's inhabitants. Just a bit of light hearted fun and some parody. Reviews and comments are welcomed. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Legolas, Elrohir, Erestor, Elladan - Complete
Hobbit Musical by rogue planet 13 reviews
Bilbo Baggins's brilliant plan to produce a musical version of his adventures fails in the planning stage because nobody can decide on the style of music to use. Hobbit cast.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Thorin, Galadriel, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
If you bake your wife a muffin by ThurinRanger reviews
When Eomer gives Faramir a muffin recipe things go badly for Eowyn. But don't worry, what goes around comes around! Oneshot, full of muffins. Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Shmi by rogue planet 13 reviews
The truth about Anakin's parentage. With a bonus preview of Episode VII.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2014
How The Lord of the Rings Could've Ended by user2014 reviews
This is a bunch of one shots on Middle Earth and little things that could've made everything easier and much more sense.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2014
Sailing Moon by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
When a young fairy named Omiel finds one of the three Silmarils, she makes it her mission to return it to its owner. But once she joins up with a peculiar wizard-or, at least, a wizard wannabe, a suspicious dwarf who never can get anyone's name right, an ex-Faramir-fan, a pizza loving snaga, a goth balrog, and many others, she accomplishes a quite different purpose.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Galadriel, Faramir, Saruman, Celeborn
The Escalator of Orthanc by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
What if Gandalf was a great enough wizard to do a very simple thing-like, well, opening a door? And what if, instead of a normal staircase in Orthanc, there was a long, spiraling circular escalator with an up/down switch at the top and bottom? And an elevator that goes way too fast? How would the Saruman vs. Gandalf fight have gone then? Well, as it turns out, pretty much the same.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Gandalf, Saruman - Complete
A Diplomatic Incident by Miri-of-Nowhere-In-Particular reviews
Inspired by and based off of the extended edition of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. What was Lindir thinking as the dwarves had a rowdy food-fight? And would the elves truly have calmly looked on? (This is my first story, so please review and help me to improve my writing! Thanks for reading. (: )
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Gandalf, Elrond, Lindir, Dwarf - Complete
Poof by Overlord Rousdower reviews
As a result of a little argument in the real world, Haldir is confused… one minute he is in Lothlorien, the next in Helm's Deep. Back and forth, back and forth. WHEN WILL IT END!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
Solitary Confinement or The Royal Timeout by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Legolas dared defy the Elvenking of Smirkwood
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Lord of the Coffee by JediAvenger9 reviews
Frodo finds the One Coffee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Boromir - Complete
The Most Important Question by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
...is - what color are Loki's eyes? Thor and Loki read their fanmail and discuss the important things in life.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Goblins' Christmas Feast by fantasychica37 reviews
When Thorin and Company are captured in Goblin-town, much strangeness occurs... Part 6 of the 12 Days of Christmas Tolkien fic series; next up in Lord of the Rings!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., The Goblin King - Complete
How to Live with a Demigod 101 by Insanity's Servant reviews
The Avengers have dis-Assembled and returned to their (somewhat) normal lives... until a superpower-less Loki shows up in Manhattan, and Director Fury designates Agent Clint Barton as a temporary demigod-sitter. Eventually, the whole team is brought back together in an effort to cope with the situation. Rated K-plus for explosions, insanity, and coffee abuse. Written by Alassiel.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,892 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
A Proposal and an Engagement by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
Dora Baggins and her father, Fosco, come to Bag End on a somewhat awkward errand shortly after Bilbo's return, and Fosco receives a surprise from the most unlikely of places. Written for the B2MeM12 Bingo Bash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Duty Calls by Ellfine reviews
Sometimes serving the Lady of the Golden Wood isn't all it is cracked up to be.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Haldir, Galadriel - Complete
Is It Entirely Necessary? by Scarlett Rogue reviews
When the Fellowship sees a demon in the Dwarf's domain, Gandalf takes an offly long time telling them what it is. Too long. Parody of the scene from the movie. My mom's brilliant idea!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Aragorn, Gandalf - Complete
Addiction by Ragnelle reviews
Éomer tried. He just could not wait any longer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Eomer, Lothíriel] - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sick by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] Whilst wandering through Ithilien Legolas has the misfortune to meet a Sue in denial who thinks she can speak Shakespearean English.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Therapy by Erestor reviews
“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Silliest Silmarillion Parody by Horsesrule reviews
Chaos reigns. Includes exclusive cameo appearances.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005
A New Form of Torture by Avalon Estel reviews
Set of dishes from Far Harad: 50 copper coins. New upholstery: 35 silver coins. Purebred horse: 42 gold coins. The look on Erestor's face when you tell him he's watching the kids: priceless. ON HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Legolas DIES! by Oddwen Floddball reviews
I find ways to kill Legolas. Or he finds them himself. Not for the squeamish. Now added: More spidery goodness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Legolas
Valentine's Day by Erestor reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Times of Trial by Erestor reviews
There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Snowballs by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
Erestor is having a bad day, and Glorfindel isn't helping. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Glorfindel
My Lord Thy Blood Pressure! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
Written in an overblown, humorous imitation of Tolkien's writing style, this explains just why Glorfindel wasn't in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Entombed! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Celeborn's Club by Erestor reviews
What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
Estel's Happy Childhood by Erestor reviews
Parody of Estel Childhood Fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Looking for Work by Erestor reviews
A group of desperate characters meet in Legolas's house, the Mirkwood Mansion. What are they doing there? Looking for work, actually. REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
The Coffee Plot by Erestor reviews
A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
That Legolas, Man! by leggy-stinks reviews
Sam hates Legolas Green-Eggs-and-Ham-style! Caution: Not as tame as the Green Eggs and Ham rhyme
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Legolas, Samwise G.
Chaos in the Kitchen by Erestor reviews
Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Elf Up a Tree by Erestor reviews
All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Don't Look Back Look Left! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
If you study the Elves in LOTR, they all have a tendency to look to their left. Why is this so? Well it all dates back to the death of Finrod..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Galadriel
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A Series of Unfortunate Spoilers Episode 1: The Phantom Spoiler reviews
Adam wants revenge, and what better way to get it than spoiling a Star Wars movie that hasn't come out yet? SPOILERS FOR STAR WARS EPISODE 26!
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Adam M., 12th Doctor
Marvelous Christmas Frenemies reviews
Christmas is dismal for the Avengers after the events of Civil War. But a certain new hero is going to save this Christmas for everyone. Day 4 of the 2016 Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Asgardians of the Galaxy reviews
Two miscreants take swashbuckling to the next level in this brilliant production from Odinson Bros. Studios. NO ONE gets away with disobeying Thanos, and Loki and Ronan are definitely not going to be the first ones... unless they can settle their differences and join each other in a desperate and ludicrous attempt to flee Thanos' wrath.
Crossover - Avengers & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Loki, Thanos, Nebula, Ronan the Accuser
Life of Lindir reviews
Current: Lindir intends to get rid of his enemies with the best weapon imaginable: blackmail! But when the tables are turned, what will the minstrel to do save his skin? Life of Lindir: A collection of Lindir stories. Currently contains Four parts. Written because the lesser Elves deserve more love!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Lindir
Glorfindel's School for Gifted Elflings reviews
Ok, so the picture has nothing to do with the story. I just googled 'Elf School' and that's what came up. Ahem... Glorfindel is coerced into teaching Rivendell Elementary. Inevitably, chaos ensues. It so happens that the twins don't like Glorfindel... Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Elrond, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Elladan
You'll Get Loki'd For Christmas! reviews
Loki is sent to Midgard for the month, and the Avengers find that they'll have to keep him out of mischief over Christmas. No one is happy with this arrangement.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Loki - Complete
Mission: Impossible - Project Package reviews
Ethan, Benji, Ilsa, and Brandt. This is the team on whom the fate of the world as we know it rests. Will they complete their mission before Christmas, or die in the attempt? Set after Rogue Nation but with no spoilers. Part 5.0 of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. Warning: NOT meant to be taken seriously.
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2015 - W. Brandt, Benji D., Ethan H., Ilsa F. - Complete
Batception reviews
Ra's Al Ghul is just fed up with Bruce Wayne. He has to think of a way to kill him off; but nothing seems to work! Will he ever succeed in ridding Gotham of its Dark Knight? Rated only for morbidity.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane, Ra's al Ghul, Bane - Complete
Orcenztein reviews
A (AU) story of how the Orcs came to be. Starring Melkor and Sauron. A Halloween fic. Rated K plus for disturbing/violent moments.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Morgoth, Sauron, OC - Complete
I Knew You Were Trouble reviews
Previously titles Tauriel's Troubles. Different Middle Earth characters and what really went through their minds during the different stories. Now includes Elrond's Troubles! Please read and review!
Crossover - Hobbit & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Legolas, Kíli, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel
How to Train Your Nazgul reviews
Frodo needs to make his mark. How can he prove to Gandalf that he is more than he seems?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Frodo B., Peregrin T., Legolas, Nazgul
Melkor's Restaurant reviews
Melkor's Restaurant serves food fit for the halls of Mandos! Only fresh ingredients used. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Open 24/7 every day of the week.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Sauron
Legolas Speaks reviews
Lindir prepares a present for his cousin Feren, only to be interrupted by the obnoxious Legolas. What will the minstrel do when he suddenly finds all his friends after him and his once-nemesis? Rated for weirdness and slightly wacky content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Legolas, Galadriel, Thranduil, Lindir - Complete
Attack on Lindir reviews
My Teitho entrance on the theme of Sickness. If you give a minstrel valerian...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Glorfindel, Lindir - Complete
Thranduil Practices a Speech reviews
In this fabulous one-shot, the Elvenking practices what he's going to say to his arch-enemy, Thorin Oakenshield. But things keep going wrong.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
What King? reviews
A certain elf hatches a plot to take the throne of Gondor, enlisting the help of a certain other elf. It is his mission to keep Aragorn, son of Arathorn, from getting married at all costs. Rated for wishful hoping for Aragorn's death and overwhelming fabulousness exuding from an Elvenking.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Covert Occupations reviews
In which Elrond is tired of Lindir's music and Lindir is tired of Elrond's temper. He travels to Mirkwood to become Official Rock Star to the Elvenking, but is that really the fate that awaits him there? Written because that's the choice that's winning on my poll right now. Note: Are you tired of my cheesy photoshops yet?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Elrond, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Lindir - Complete
Middle Earth: Its Mental Condition reviews
The characters in LOTR might be more mentally handicapped than we think. Diagnoses of all our favourite LOTR characters' mental problems. Bonus! Contains cures. (Some parts only make sense if you've seen the extended editions of the films) (And yes, that picture is a little disturbing)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 5/14/2014
Snow Day in Imladris reviews
I'm just a little worried that this story will get reported for having such a traumatizing cover picture. It snows in Imladris and everyone goes wild. Rated for intense randomness and insanity. Very AU. No OCs. Etc. Etc. Etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Elrond, Haldir, Glorfindel, Lindir - Complete
Anniversary reviews
No pairings or slash. This is just a very fluffy Lindir fluff to celebrate my 1 year anniversary on fan fiction (1 day early)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Lindir - Complete
Dark Lord Appreciation Day reviews
Valentine's Day Special a day early because tomorrow I won't be on. :) Sauron feels angsty because no one loves him. It's up to his faithful minions to prove that some people actually do. But do they really? dun dun dun...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, Orc - Complete
Clash of the Fandoms reviews
A fangirl is dragged into her fandoms, only to find that her heroes all want to kill her. *distant buzzing voices saying 'exterminate'* Will she escape? Will she stay true to her fandoms? Or will she... oh forget it. Fandoms include: LotR, Doctor Who, Thor/Avengers, Sherlock, PotC, and the Hobbit. Not your typical 'girl falls into middle earth/pirate ship/tardis' story.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thor, Loki - Complete
Avengers of Middle Earth reviews
What if it were the Avengers who went to destroy the One Ring? Rated K plus for maybe some disturbing scenes. Please R&R!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Fellowship of the Cosplayers reviews
Things could have been much worse for the Fellowship. This proves it. Rated K plus because it is too silly for normal people to read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Frodo B., Boromir, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Red Bicycle reviews
The Doctor realizes to his great agitation that he forgot to give Rose her red bicycle on her twelfth birthday. He rushes back to do it, and bumps into... never mind, that's ;) ...spoilers! Day Ten of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
In Search of the North Pole reviews
Captain Jack and crew decide that it's time that Father Christmas visited the Caribbean. Written as part of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. Day 7.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Will T., Elizabeth S., Weatherby S./Governor Swann, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Mission: Impossible- Calling Birds reviews
Part 2. of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown project. Based on the film Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. Ethan Hunt and his team must go to an office party to steal some files… but will they have a chance to between awkward situations, silly party games, and someone trying his best to hinder them?
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2014 - W. Brandt, Benji D., Ethan H., Jane C. - Complete
The Iron Hills Mall reviews
Part of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. Day 1. Thranduil, Legolas, and Tauriel go Christmas shopping... at the same time... at the same mall. Of course, unexpected encounters are prolific.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Elrond, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel - Complete
Halloween Special reviews
A special story for this Halloween. The Joker goes trick-or-treating. Besides characters listed, Harley Quinn makes an appearance. Read, enjoy, and review! :)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2014 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Pippin's Petition reviews
Pippin decides that there needs to be a change, and he's going to be the one to step up to the plate and make sure it happens. Will he succeed? Random One-shot-ish. Rated K plus for some bonking on the head.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Sick Aragorn reviews
'Is he dead' I asked timidly. 'It appears,' he said slowly, 'that he is.' Humorous story dedicated to all those who wanted me to write a Sick!Aragorn story. Because Erestor says everyone should have one! :D Please Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
The Adventures of MOS reviews
It might not be as easy as it looks to be Sauron's right-hand man. The Mouth of Sauron has a very interesting life, and perhaps it is not always pleasant. Humorous fic by my younger sister, MOSObsessed. :D Rated for scariness and some slight violence. Please read and review! :D Starring Mouth of Sauron, though he's not on the characters list. :(
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Saruman, Sauron, Grima W.
Mixture reviews
Woohoo! Randomness! My favourite! These are my short one-shots written off of ideas from McJunker's 'Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics'. Sounds great, right? :P Please read and review! Oh, almost forgot: rated for disturbing endings to some of them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Mary Sue: Politically Correct in Every Way reviews
What happens when a politicallycorrect!Sue finds herself in Middle Earth? Fun one-shot. Please read and review! :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2014 - OC - Complete
The Uruk-Hai Wannabe reviews
Rather self-explanatory title. A little Orc always dreamed of being an Uruk-Hai. Will his dream ever be fulfilled? A look from the point of view of Orcs and other (perhaps) misunderstood characters from LOTR. Rated for black speech (:P) and being sympathetic towards bad guys. Oh, and, um, please review?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Saruman, Grima W., Uruk-hai, Orc
Jarvis' Revenge reviews
Sequel short story to Cookies. Jarvis is not happy that he was left out. Neither is Pepper Potts, as it turns out.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
Mission: Survival reviews
A sequel to Mission: Suicide (If you haven't read it, do right now!) Denethor has a change of heart. But is it too late to save his life, now that he wants to? Warning: OCs in this one. If you hate OCs. . .still read it. :) Rated T for freakishly scary mental images that may come to mind, and lots and lots of menace. (Joking. Actually not that scary ;))
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor - Complete
Cookies reviews
The Avengers attempt to make cookies. But Earth's mightiest heroes might just need some help. A silly short story about our heroes. Please read and review.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Mission: Suicide reviews
Denethor, steward of Gondor, is weary of life. Unfortunately (or fortunately) his frequent attempts at suicide have all ended in failure. Rated T for violence and menace, but nothing more. This short story is funnier if you've seen the films. And yes, it is humorous, even though it starts out seeming sad. ;( Labelled complete, but I might make a few tweaks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor - Complete
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