Elizabeth Bennet marries an Earl two years before P&P begins. Now widowed, wealthy and a peer of the realm, she has been abused by her love, a shadow of her former self. With Ramsgate in his mind, Darcy seeks to restore her to liveliness, & her love. This has been beta'd 3/5/13.

"Botan, I swear I've never met this guy before!" "Then what's he doing making out with your corpse!"- In retrospect, Kurama may have been the better choice for a time travel accident to happen to, but you know the yyh gang are never that lucky. Update 5/26/19 hiatus until I get over this Blue Exorcist kick I'm on, but not dead, sorry guys!

Arthur thinks he needs a new servant. Merlin knows differently. Post-reveal one-shot, pure bromance.

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Only those of the nobility have ever been considered for musical apprenticeships. When Camelot's Master Musician comes on a search, he discovers that unknown to everyone, including Merlin, the servant is a prodigy.

Takes place after the first movie (ignores the others). After covering for Toretto and his crew, Brian barely managed to keep his job. Now he's in over his head on an undercover detail. One night, it finally all comes back to bite him in the ass, and when he wakes up, he's somewhere he never thought he'd be again. And now he's not sure he ever wants to leave. Brian/Dom slash

As he watches Merlin go through a difficult time, Leon is forced to question everything he knows about duty and responsibility and the places of servants and nobles in society. Set very early in season 1 canon. Rated T for some abuse.

Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)

Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

AU. Actor, business man, even singer and fashion model when it struck his fancy, Sephiroth had a schedule worse than the President's, enough whims to put a pregnant woman to shame and a demanding and largely overbearing personality. For his personal assistant Cloud Strife, he was a nightmare. Then there was that creep Hojo on TV, blabbering wild stories about mutants... CxS

De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.

Jack has an extremely delayed reaction to the revelation of his past. Traumatizing flashbacks fall under Pitch's job description, not Sandy's. And Bunnymund has a revelation of his own...

After his conversation with Obi-Wan's spirit on Dagobah in ROTJ, Luke is thrown back in time right in the middle of ROTS, days before his father's turn. Stuck in Padme's apartment, he struggles to figure out the reason that brought him there.

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

Dom thought that he would never see Brian again. What he did not expect was to be in Miami, watching his man hanging off the arm of another guy. He would really like to know, just how Brian was going to get Carter, and the Feds off their backs all while hanging of the arm of the bad guy - looking prettier than any gangsta's moll. SLASH Verone/Brian Dom/Brian

Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.

If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

In which Tony is slow, has very little self-worth, and thinks that the universe hates him as much as he hates himself. Everyone else is long-suffering, especially Steve, because disproving that notion could take a while. Steve Rogers/Tony Stark.

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock

AU. Doc Roe was destined to be a field medic. He was too damn courageous to be anything else

Less than a month ago, they saved the world from a hostile alien invasion (aka Loki's temper tantrum). Now they face their biggest challenge yet in getting their archer to realize he is worth saving before they lose him for good. Or how the Avengers became more than just a dysfunctional ticking time bomb.

After the battle, Banner corners Steve about his jibe at Stark. Short oneshot.

"Babe didn't remember when exactly he became so obsessed with Roe." OS: Set during Bastogne, Heffron tries to figure out who is really Eugene Roe. E/E

Three times John was in trouble/hurt/sick and it didn't make Sherlock come back after the Fall...and the one time it did. Warnings for attempted suicide, mild violence.

Five times John wore Sherlock's coat and one time he didn't need to . Fluff, implied Sherlock/John.

Sherlock stared at him, "You're serious? That is the best explanation you can come up with? Madness: the only logical reason for my presence. I know you struggle with deduction John but this is abysmal." The Return, minor/mild disregard to final episode.

Sometimes, the future looks bleak. Other times, he realizes that the future is something worth living for. Doc Roe, Cpt. Winters, and finding a reason to carry on. PG 13 for imagery. Gen, friendship, with some slight Roe angst. No pairings.

A near-impossible case to win. A vicious opponent. And a really, really bad cold. Just another day at Pearson Hardman. Or is it? Mike soon discovers that this is one case that could just cost him his life.

Mike is trapped in a collapsed building. Scared. Alone. Until Harvey gets him on the phone, trying to keep both of them calm. But will it be enough? Lots of Hurt!Mike and Caring!Harvey. TWO-SHOT. Beta'd. NOT SLASH. Originally titled "More or Less"

Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE

History turns not on great battles but small choices. One small moment alters the castle raid and the fate of Narnia.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence. XMFC, Charles/Erik.

Merlin's been charged with sorcery... again. Written for the girlsavesboy challenge.

Four years and Merlin still had a hard time keeping a sword during a fight. Arthur feels he needs some extra training to keep him out of harms way. The knights are more than willing to help.

Harvey is angry about a client he didn't want to take and Mike doesn't know when to stop trying to help. He provokes Harvey into doing something they're both going to regret. GEN

Winchesters aren't meant for "Apple Pie" lives. Potters, well, they're even worse than Winchesters on that front. Add an Angel into the mix, and you're going to get anything but Apple Pie. But they were all right with that.Dean/Sam/Cas/Harry. Pie Verse.

As he lay there bearing witness to the battle before him, he could scarce believe what he saw. What was he to believe? What to do? How are you supposed to react when the man you saw as your closest friend turns out to be a sorcerer? *Spoilers for SE-3*

Harvey convinces Jessica to let him take Mike to the Yankees game instead of Louis by telling her he needs to bond with his associate. As the night progresses he realizes he doesn't really mind Mike's company, and they actually do bond.

Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."

The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.

Merlin is really good at keeping secrets, but surely he's not that good. Chapter 8 - Arthur: Part II Arthur's just found out that Merlin has magic, and he's about to find out he was the last to know... somehow, this annoys him more.

One step and he wouldn't be a Captain anymore; it wouldn't be his ship, his crew, his anything. He'd just be Cadet Kirk again. It was a big step, but what he doesn't realise is that they will always be his crew... Enterprise family fluff!

Obi-Wan and Anakin make an unexpected detour returning home from a mission.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Team Free Will gets another member. This one however didn't join for the sake of humanity. Obviously AU.

Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.

Since Spock is spending Valentine's Day with Uhura, Kirk decides to spend his with Spock Prime.

One-shot giftfic. Post 'The Fifth Act' - Cloud goes to rescue Yuffie AGAIN. Genesis and his 'nephew' tag along.

Three times Dastan proved his loyalty and the one time that he didn't have to. It wasn't his fault his brothers seemed to attract assassination attempts. Pre-movie.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Doc Roe lands himself in a precarious position when he finds himself counseling an injured Luftwaffe pilot in a medical tent, against the wishes of wounded Allied soldiers.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

One son with a heart of gold, one son with a heart of silver, and then a third son...the adopted son with a heart to forge the link between two brothers, the bond which would one day become the heart of Persian rule.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.

COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!

"This was the first time he'd ever heard Sherlock Holmes being spoken to like he was nothing more than an errant child." Lestrade meets Mycroft for the first time.

Pretending is fine and all, especially when you won't tell your adopted brothers that you don't trust them as far as you can throw them, right? So of course you're fine, and that red on your shirt definately isn't blood.

**COMPLETE** Peter comes to terms with how he has treated Edmund…EDIT: THE FINAL CHAPTER HAS BEEN POSTED!-Post PC. Moviebased. Brotherfic.-

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Peter has to be away from the office for a while, and comes back to find his partner changed.

Short story, Dastan is scared of sandstorms and Garsiv comforts him.

**COMPLETE** What if Lucy *had* decided to go across the gorge when she saw Aslan, regardless of whether her siblings came with her? At least she won't be alone…and it is not just Aslan who joins her… EDIT: FINAL CH. UP! -Siblingfic. Book and Moviebased.-

Takes place after the end of the movie. Dastan is plagued with nightmares about the other timeline. Will his family be able to help him? Warning: SPOILERS for the movie

Dastan knows what happens to boys who catch the eye of a noble.

Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.

2009: In which young Alec is a Manticore escapee and two guys with rock salt-loaded shotguns decide they need a tiny tag-along. *Supernatural/ Dark Angel Crossover*

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

During a heat wave in Camelot, Merlin learns the definition of “cruel and unusual punishment”.

Some of the things Sam and Dean do are just WEIRD. Like wearing so much clothing when other people are wearing tank tops, finding bizarre, weird hotels, and researching in bars. Find out where these little idiosyncracies came from. Chapter Five Up

There is no expiration-date on being a Winchester" - Wee!Dean thinks he's failed at taking care of Sam, so he runs away from "home". This, too, was written for the h/c-comment-fic meme on "Hoodietime"

K/S Prime, S/U, eventual K/S Reboot. When the Enterprise encounters a ship caught in the Nexus, their rescue attempt beams aboard someone unexpected; Kirk Prime. Kirk and Spock must then confront what their counterparts' relationship might mean for their own.

K/S. Kirk is in love with Spock. Spock is dating Uhura. Spock Prime intervenes.

Leonardo decides it's time to relocate again, and accepts a contract from the' mysterious young ruler' of Monteriggioni. Ezio is delighted and decides to escort him there. Rated for safety, no real smut.

Leonardo wants to be something without his art, and Ezio wants to be something besides an assassin. Five times Leonardo asked for a hug and one time he didn't . Slash Ezio/Leonardo

Spock asks Kirk to come with him to New Vulcan to meet his family and experience the Vulcan culture firsthand. But Kirk didn't expect to be separated from his bondmate and forced to spend the weekend in class with T'Pau, Spock's grandmother. K/S SLASH

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

Desmond comes to a bit of a startling conclusion that reminds him of those long gone ancestors... Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, and Desmond/Shaun. Oneshot. WARNING: SLASH!

If Daddy hadn't gone shopping, and Santa couldn't find them, then that meant Sammy wouldn't have any presents on Christmas morning. And Dean didn't think that was very fair. Preseries / Wee!chester Gen. COMPLETE

Post-movie. Jim's not as fine as he would have his officers believe. His officers aren't as stupid as Jim would like them to be. Some Kirk whump. Kirk-Spock-Bones Friendship.

Jeffrey Wilson, high school English teacher, was perfectly content with his job. Then Dean Winchester walked through the door. Rated T for language and mild violence. A/N: I don't own them and I never will.

In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE

What happens when the High King does not take his brother's hand as the magic starts pulling them? What happens when the Just King returns to Narnia...alone? A Prince Caspian AU. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

He'd done many stupid things in his life, but getting himself caught and imprisoned had to be in the top ten. Possibly the top five. Edmund is in a bind.

The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.

The title is part of an old saying referring to the potentially disastrous consequences of letting seemingly small responsibilities go. Humans are, and have always been the frailest of creatures, Merlin, despite his magic, is no exception.

Sam's changed in the more than three years he's been away at school, but not in the ways that matter.

A change at a pivotal moment may not be enough alone to save the future, but it can provide that chance if those affected choose to take it.

Richard Jeffries finds a way to help Lyla and Louis legally claim their son as their own. One shot.

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

When Sam is late home from school, John’s own brand of discipline goes a little too far. Sick Sam. Angsty/angry/guilty Dean. Angry/guilty John. Dean 19, Sam 15. WARNING FOR LANGUAGE!

After John shoots Will Harvell, he comes home to his sons, acting as if nothing happens. When Dean spills coffee on his journal, he turns on him until he realizes that it isn't Dean he's angry at. Pre-Series. One-Shot

One-shot: Naruto can't remember why the two married. He's always left alone and it's like sleeping with ice. Itachi doesn't realize it until he gets a dangerous wake up call in the form of tears. Itachi/Naruto. YAOI! M.J. Tribute.

After the war, the pilots pair off, leaving Wufei by himself. He takes a mission he doesn't expect to live through. THIS IS A SLASH STORY! 1x2x5, 3x4

Sephiroth missed an important date with Cloud, and now he has to suffer the consequences, which includes cold shoulders and bad rumours. And weirdly enough, the only way to apologize seems to be leaving messages on a fridge door.

Before the 'Once Upon a Time' and after the 'Hapily Ever After' and everything in between. A drabble series focusing on the relationships of the film.

Canon. Wee-chester. Sam faces a first time crisis in school and his big brother Dean takes steps to rectify the situation.

Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH

Challenge fic for Sammygirl1963. Ten-year old Sam signs up for the school's spelling bee tournament. All the while, he deals with Dean's wacky antics, and wonders if his father is going to show. It's going to be an interesting night!

The Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?

Weechesters, mostly Deancentric. Dean is 16, Sam is 12. They go to the same school. Outsider’s POV. One-shot.

Qui-Gon learned his lesson with Xanatos. He will not baby Obi-Wan.

In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.

What happens to Peter's fatherly role since their return from Narnia? Only the children parents can answer that. NO SLASH WHAT SO EVER!

When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.

*Challenge 15: Gold* Before the duel, Lucy explains to Caspian why the High King has acted so bitterly towards him, and why the Telmarines should fear the Golden Fire. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

A slight glimpse into the life of the Winchester Brothers in high school, with insights on the two brothers from their teachers, and one incident that allows them to truly see what it means to be a Winchester.

On his first trip to Narnia, a lost Edmund is saved by a Wolf and taken to the Witch’s castle, where he becomes the Winter Prince, one of her greatest servants. Much later, his siblings arrive. But is Ed’s betrayal as complete as it seems? Movie-verse

Same little brother fic as Four 1/2 Brothers, but I messed up in posting the chapters and decided to re-do it. Craig is the younges Mercer brother and because of there is such a gap in their ages he doesn't feel he fits in with his older brothers

He was going under the knife tomorrow. He wasn't sure if he was going to wake up. It was perfectly excusable to torment his estranged brother at Stanford for one night, wasn't it? Set Pre-Pilot, that last time Dean bothered Sam before Episode 1.

SasuNaru, GaaNaru. One-shot. Because Sasuke is a bastard and Gaara can kick his pale Uchiha ass any day. Nyah.

*Challenge 17: Together* Peter never favors one sibling over another. A fic of the Golden Age. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

John punishes Dean, with unforeseen consequences. SickDean.

Luke Skywalker, battered and bruised after his collision with destiny on Bespin, is called upon by the Alliance for a desperate rescue mission that goes horribly wrong. There's only one person who can save him: his father. Shameless Luke & Vader. COMPLETE

15 year old Sam faces another move, another battle with his dad, and the neglect that surfaces when Dean isn't around to be the buffer between them. Limp Sam to come, and whumpage for Papa Winchester and Dean too!

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Edmund joins the fencing club.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Edmund finds himself fussed over after the Battle of Beruna, and begins to realize perhaps that isn't such a bad thing.

A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.

Wherein a school administrator from days past nearly blows Sam and Dean's cover.

What if instead of stabbing that Soc, Johnny had gone for help ...

Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.

In limbo after Sam goes to Stanford and John heads out on a solo hunt, and short on cash, Dean takes a job that just may be more dangerous than the one he already has: crab fishing in the Bering Sea. Gen, language. Preseries.

A chance encounter with Ogata and a slip of the tongue turns Hikaru into a victim of Sai's success. What is he supposed to do when even the truth won't save him?

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

Draco thinks he's found the perfect prank, but he's caught and his punishment is to take care of a fiveyearold Harry. His views on the Boy Who Lived, along with the GoldenTrio changes, but what happens when Harry returns? Will he change loyalties? SLASH

Wee!Winchester fic. Sam is supposed to be in the Christmas program at school but his father has other ideas. Meanwhile Dean keeps Christmas in his own special way.

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

Outsider POV. WeeDean and WeeSam are called into the Pricipal's office.

When Jack came to see Ennis after his divorce, Ennis said, See ya in a month. This story is my take on their experience, beginning with that fishing trip. Warning: mature themes and language. Comments welcome.

AU story, set four years after ROTS. Darth Vader has become the Empire's very image of death and destruction. But a fortuitous encounter with a little boy will shake the until then rock solid foundations of his Darkness and hatred.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Worn out, the boys stop at a remote motel to get shelter from a storm.

YYH Xmen Evolution crossover. Yuusuke, Kurama, and Hiei pose as mutants and team up with the Xmen in an attempt to stop a mutant uprising headed by a powerful demon. Can the Reikai Tantei keep their demon heritages secret from the mutant world?

...Once we even found Tim Shepard, leader of the Shepard gang and far from his own turf, reading the morning paper in the armchair... What if Tim Shepard had decided to stay for breakfast?

An injury puts Mal out of commission and forces him to realise that sometimes you have to trust that even when you can't crawl, there's those that will carry you. MalSimon hurt comfort.