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Joined 03-13-04, id: 553946, Profile Updated: 08-24-12
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, and South Park.

I am a purveyor of gay soap operas in the form of fanfiction.

That is literally all you need to know about me.

I promise I'm friendly. You can PM me any time you'd like, even if it's just to say hi.

tumblr: odditiesexpress I update about writing sometimes, but mostly it's a lot of tomfoolery and TV.

This is what happens when you get a B.A. in Literature with no plan for the future.

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On the Corner by scarlettshazam reviews
In their senior year of high school, Edd still wants to focus on keeping his grades in order - everything else can wait. But when Kevin needs something from him, they make a deal. This arrangement can only end in tears. KevEdd.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,075 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Nothing That I Wouldn't Try by scarlettshazam reviews
Bebe decides to take her roommate Kenny to Disneyland for his twenty first birthday. They inadvertently acquire a couple of roadtrip companions, making for a bumpy ride. Kenbe, minor Cryde.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,392 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bebe S., Kenny M.
You Know What, You Know Where by scarlettshazam reviews
It's a Saturday, and Kyle and Stan head to Kenny's to hang out. There, they stumble upon the unexpected, and end up participating in something even more unexpected. Kenny/Butters/Stan/Kyle smut for Chasing Rabbit's birthday. PWP oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Hold With All I Have by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig Tucker befriends the blind boy, inadvertently changing his life and falling in love. Blind!Tweek oneshot. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
If You're Bored, Then You're Boring by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig is miserable and alone, and can't solve his problems without using his fists. Tweek reappears in South Park for the first time in over a year, leaving chaos everywhere he goes. But sometimes, chaos can change things for the better. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,451 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Blood Starts Pumping by scarlettshazam reviews
What's left of Mysterion is what Kenny takes to conventions. While trolling the con for a reasonably attractive nerd to pick up, he runs into one Professor Chaos. Bunny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
The Show Must Go On by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny is a rentboy living a nightmare. Butters returns to South Park to take care of his mother. Their worlds collide and chaos ensues. Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,977 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Falling by Margaret Delancy reviews
Kenny could remember the late-evening sky of three years ago as clearly as if it had been yesterday. After all, it had been three years ago today that Kenny had found Butters perched precariously on the railing of a bridge.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
I Come By It Honestly by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny reflects on his family. For friendlyfaceseverywhere.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Put Our Pistols Down by scarlettshazam reviews
Stan and Kyle haven't been friends since they were thirteen. Now, Kyle's back in South Park for the first time in four years, and everything seems to be changing. Will they change too? Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,711 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
One Man Army by hollycomb reviews
Butters and Kenny have been playing this game for too long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Clean Living by Cliscia reviews
Sex is Kenny's high, but vanilla is boring. Nobody is willing to play along with his weird and sometimes creepy and disturbing kinks. Nobody except Butters, who doesn't realize the depravity of it until it is too late.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,498 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M.
What I Was and Who I Am by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Kindergarten, then the 6/3/3 grind. You deal with each day, trying not to screw your life up, trying to get decent enough grades to escape the hellhole town you live in. You survive. Somewhere along the way, you fall in love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
I'm Bored, You're Amorous by PachucaSunrise reviews
When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,229 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Whiskey by pandabomber reviews
He captured my jaw in a firm grip, completely immobilizing me. I tasted the alcohol on his tongue, bitter and intoxicating. Furious, I bit down on his lower lip mercilessly... Damn you, Craig Tucker, for tasting like Jack Daniel's. graphic crenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
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The Ache Won't Disappear reviews
While Kenny finds himself deeper in love with Butters Stotch than he ever intended to be, Butters finds himself juggling two relationships. A guy can only go through so much emotional turmoil before he hits his breaking point. Title from The Ache by Pansy Division.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Come On with the Come On reviews
Ruby discovers an injustice in Karen's sexual history that must be rectified immediately. Karen McCormick/Ruby Tucker oneshot. Apologies to Cab Calloway for desecrating his song with the title of this fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Karen McCormick - Complete
Anyone and Anything At All (That's Loved By You) reviews
Butters never expected working late would result in anything but a few lost hours of sleep and disdain for his job. He gets a surprise when he finds a certain little someone poking around the office one night, who in turn reconnects him with Kenny McCormick. Birthday oneshot for scarlettshazam. Title from "Happiness" from You're a Good Man Charlie Brown.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Stranger Danger! reviews
Both Butters and Kenny fall in love on the internet with guys who turn out not to be strangers. Bunny. Written as part of the cheer-up efforts for The New Leo.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
A Simple Case of Misunderstanding reviews
Tweek becomes symptomatic when he sees Craig's relationship status on Facebook, but according to Craig it's all a simple case of misunderstanding. Creek oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
It's Almost Shakespearean reviews
Kyle and Butters use each other as a means to an end, placeholders for the boys they love. Never in a million years would they have imagined those boys reciprocate their feelings. An unabashadly lighthearted gay romp. Byle; Bunny; Style
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Butters S., Kyle B. - Complete
Can I Get A Witness reviews
He may dress like a vamp kid still, but when Stan goes goth yet again Butters is willing to help cheer him up. And then Kenny has one of his worst ideas ever. Stutters; Bunny; Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
The Island of Misfit Toys reviews
While feeling out of place and stuck in a rut, Kenny takes a walk around town and finds himself reconnecting with Butters Stotch in a very unlikely place. Bunny Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
You're Okay I Guess reviews
Kenny doesn't understand why he has to go to Butters' sleepover when no one else has to. Pure Bunny fluff written or MargaretDelancy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Blame it on the Boys reviews
Kenny McCormick has seen enough coming-of-age films to know that he doesn't want his life to be one. Take senior year, add a cute blonde in a mouth-watering pair of jeans, and sprinkle on confusing dreams to taste. Identity crises are the worst. Bunny & others.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,086 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Stuck in the Middle With You reviews
After the death of Kenny's dad, Stan and Kyle return to South Park with their two sons to offer their friend support and in the process end up rediscovering themselves and their relationship. Kenny, on the other hand, is just trying to keep his own crumbling family together for as long as possible, and could definitely use some help. Style & Bunny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Our Little Hideaway Beneath the Waves reviews
In the wake of his family unraveling and his childhood coming to an end, Butters Stotch finds solace in two things: swimming and Kenny McCormick
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
It's Like That One Madonna Song reviews
Over the years, there has been a lot of collateral damage to Butters' mental and physical well-being because of his parents, but there is one area that Kenny will not stand to see neglected.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Subtle Innuendos Follow reviews
Kenny hates the club scene. As it turns out, the same is not the case for South Park's resident Goody Two Shoes. There must be something inside. Bunny. Oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Two Guys for Every Girl reviews
Sometimes love isn't limited to just two people-sometimes the best things in your life just come from unwitting happenstances. Kenny/Bebe/Butters. Written for scarlettshazam's birthday.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Bebe S.
One Way Ticket to the Bacchanal reviews
It's the night before Kyle's eighteenth birthday. With finals coming up and the pressures of his impending college career looming over him, he's stressed to his breaking point. Luckily, two of his friends know how to remedy that. Kyle/Kenny/Butters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
Enough To Make You Laugh reviews
Stan Marsh doesn't exactly have the sunniest disposition. With a wedding around the corner, he's thrust back into a life with the worst people he knows: his family. Luckily, he has a few good friends to help him keep his optimism alive and kicking. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,829 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Just a Boy Like You reviews
It's a typical Saturday when Stan goes to hang out with Butters. They end up doing some pretty atypical things. Stutters. Mentions of possible one-sided Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
Don't Cry Baby reviews
Or, How Kenny and Butters Came to Raise a Baby Together. Butters comes back to South Park after four years away at school only to find that things have changed in a very overwhelming way.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,336 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
A Little More Mascara reviews
A friendship develops between Kenny and Butters over the years, centered around the fact that Butters likes to dress in his mom's clothes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
The Answer is Always Yes reviews
After it comes out that Wendy's started dating a new guy while she's off in college, Stan falls into yet another one of his depressive states. Kyle, as per usual, has to set him straight.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bright Lights and the Big City reviews
Kenny and Butters find themselves running away from home on the exact same night, at the exact same time, on the exact same bus. Now what?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,567 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
The Return of Professor Chaos reviews
Butters is quite uncertain as to why Kenny is taking such an interest in him... and is quite surprised to realize that he sort of enjoys Kenny's company. Slash like whoa. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,522 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
The World Keeps Turning reviews
Harry and Draco have a series of encounters at 12 Grimmauld Place. Not HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete