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Author has written 12 stories for Inuyasha, Hana-Kimi, Anime X-overs, Anastasia, Homestuck, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Hello guys! I've seen and read a lot of stuff, so I really don't hang on any specific story for a long time, but my all-time favorites are Hana-Kimi, Princess Jellyfish, The Wallflower, Homestuck, Attack on Titan, and Doctor Who. Also, let us not forget Hetalia.

Anime.

Manga.

DRAMAS.

Books.

Video games.

British television.

Comics.

WEBcomics.

I have a Tumblr (maidofpasta) and an AO3 (Bisabis).

Enough of my babbling... Enjoy my stuff!

My Status As Of Now: I am writing Jettisoned and How To Train Your Lusus 2. I am considering posting my Tangledstuck as well. Jettisoned is the official prequel of Once Upon a Dissension, featuring the trolls and the alpha kids.

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Dancing In The Rain by sleepingwiththefish
DaveJade. Dave Strider and Jade Harley are neighbors who spend their nights together on the roof, watching the stars above. However, they are both in love and what will happen when they finally admit it? Warning: mild language, heavily suggestive themes, smut. (I can't write summaries but its just a one-shot thing)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Snapdragon by DulcetDreamer reviews
An aspiring gardener and a music fanatic have one month to go head-to-head in order to determine the fate of their respective clubs. However, it seems that things are getting very out of hand...all's fair in love and war! (High School AU. DaveJade.)
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Dave S., Jade H.] - Complete
It's About Time by maidofsweets reviews
It's been quite a few sweeps since you've broken up with Rufioh, and you're starting to feel better again. Better enough perhaps, for someone else. Hotelstuck, by the way.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Damara M., Horuss Z. - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by KikoTsukinamura reviews
Roxy's famous, and not for her alcohol addiction. She's a famous singer, still crushing on that one guy form the game, even though she knows she won't get him. It was the same back then...so why should it change because it's over? When said male hears Roxy's speech about him, he realizes that he made a big mistake in thinking he was gay. Teenage years fucking ruin your life.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
My First and Only by Moniposa reviews
When Dirk asks Jane to do him a favor, he's hoping to tell her how he feels. Even though Jane feels the same way, their feelings may be pushed over the edge. Maybe enough to go past the point of what they both want to what they need . . . (Rated M for smut and language)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Dirk S., Jane C. - Complete
The strong Tulip and the broken bee by bloodyXwhiteXrabbit reviews
AU/Humanstuck (Plays in my Of love and other failures universe) The story of how Mituna turned out to be like this, and how Latula managed the situation. What heroic actions did he take and ended up broken?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Mituna C., Latula P. - Complete
Silencio by paromu reviews
Neither of them could ever speak what they felt. Why? They didn't know.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
Life is Weird by TheNocturnalAuthor reviews
Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Latula Pyrope. And you're probably here to read about me and the amazing boy that I love whose name is Mituna Captor. Our story is probably really strange to most people, but I don't care. Humanstuck. One-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Latula P., Mituna C.
If the Slipper Fits by Umma4ever reviews
BACK FROM HIATUS! What happens when the Ouran Cast is now in a Cinderella Story? This is what I thought while I was watching Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella w/ Brandy. So here you go. By the way this is a Tamaki x Haruhi Fanfic. Enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,574 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
S1GHT by Peregrine Williams reviews
Karezi drabble. Terezi never saw Karkat before she was blinded.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Vanilla Twilight by HikaruChord reviews
KarkatxTerezi, based off of the Owl City song "Vanilla Twilight". Strong language, blame Karkat for that. Sorry about the awkward formatting, it looks much better in a word document than it does on here! M for Language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Dreams, Uh, I Wish They Were Real by xTanukix reviews
"Uh,,, why am I not stuttering when I talk to Vriska?" My twin only replied, "She's the only one who could never make you nervous. You loved her too much to think about it." :: Oneshot - Tavros x Vriska :: Birthday Fic for Dizzy ::
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
Sleep solutions by RairyuuChan reviews
When Karkat is having trouble sleeping, who better to aid him then the Narcolepsy Queen herself, Jade Harley? Simply because they have all finally met on the meteor doesn't mean her sleep habits will change.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Jade H., Karkat V.
Dirk's Hand Jane's Boob by TheCheshirePanda reviews
Read the forbidden romance between handkind and boobkind. Will the cop happen? Based on /?s 6&p 006866 and a request on Omegle.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Dirk S., Jane C. - Complete
Fly by TheAbominableToaster reviews
Based around lyrics. Do you need to know anything else?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Aradia M., Sollux C. - Complete
spider8oy by Screams-in-Public reviews
It's just that...she's different. She's beautiful. She's exotic. She's like a dream. A tiny, gourgeous, lovely dream. You can't help but want to kill her. You can't help but want to rip her apart. genderbent human Tavros/Vriska contains smut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
But You'll Be Safe Here by Blue Sky Noise reviews
"He knew it was Kanaya...and at the risk of sounding unbelievably corny in his own head, he admitted he could just sort of tell by looking at those eyes." Karkat has a moment with Kanaya's grub after creating them.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Karkat V., Kanaya M. - Complete
Alongside the Setting Sun by littlemsbookworm reviews
The ship was long gone but still she sat, clutching the flower to her chest and thinking of him. EnglandXSeychelles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - England/Britain, Seychelles - Complete
So, we're stranded? by Lil'pineapple reviews
What will happen when Numbah 1,2,3,4, and 5 get stuck on a deserted island after their ship crashes? What will these hormonefilled, mildly insane, teenagers do? Be prepared to witness confessions and fights over bananas! R&R please! 3x4 2x5
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,046 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Taming The Lion by Goddess Nataku reviews
She knew she was in trouble the moment she saw the devil. Minami Nanba. He has become her roommate as well as her torturer. Why god? Why couldn't you make it easier for her? Dressing like a man was already tough enough. Now with him as her roommate..he is hell bent in making her every day life miserable and confusing.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Minami N.
A girl i CAN'T get? by Marrrrss reviews
-UPDATED- Ikuto could always get any girl he wanted, with the exception of the new girl Amu. Amu made a bet that she'll be able to be the one girl who Ikuto CAN'T get. But what happens when she really falls for him?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,458 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
Itachi Pranks by Jaye Shayna reviews
Random Itachi Pranks -R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Host Club Carols by C.Queen reviews
It's Christmas Time and all those well loved classic and not so classic carols are being rewritten Host Club style!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
All A Matter Of Taste by sesshywesshy reviews
It all started when Miroku groped Sango. Again. And when Inuyasha took Kagome's iPod. Again. That triggered a whole set of events, which led to a MASSIVE FOOD FIGHT! Please read, it's better than it sounds.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Ziva's Donuts by jfine reviews
Tony DiNozzo has to choose, it's one or the other. Oneshot. Why did I write it? Because I'm trying to get over writer's block and boredom and Ninja Gaiden II is kickin' my ass! Donuts are yummy, but Ziva is yummier! Is yummier a word? Heh! Tiva-esque!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Weapons of Mass Annoyance by FailingDemi reviews
Erasers. Hikaru. Haruhi. Test. KO'dness. See the crap I wrote about it! -CRACK/DRABBLE/implied HikaHaru--Challenge done for SHINE-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Doctor's Ode to Bananas by rockbloodyon reviews
The Doctor rhymes a banana…
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
How To Distract Haruhi Fujioka by WyterSprite reviews
Poor Haruhi's stuck in detention...with Hikaru...alone. Things are about to get interesting.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
HanaKimi :: The Novel by Valikinz reviews
Ever wondered how it would be like to read HanaKimi in novel layout? Well, here it is! The ENTIRE story, all 144 chapters and the extras, written in story format! [New chapter is up! And give me ideas for a new name. HanaKimi :: The Novel? Pfft.]
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007
The GB Life by Aki Kaede reviews
A series of oneshots surrounding the life of the GetBackers, Ban and Ginji! No. 1: Ban and Ginji get involved with the police and a...banana?
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ban, Ginji
All The Love in the World by Lavonia reviews
It has been nearly seven years since Nanba Minami graduated from High School, and he became a famous and sucessful model. A certain American steps back into his life, and manages to turn his world upside down again! Rated T for a certain bad mouthed blond
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
The Thing by thescientistwrangler reviews
Sano is in the middle of Spring Cleaning when he stumbles something that look like either road kill or a dust bunny with plans to take over the world. Based on a true story!
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Izumi S., Mizuki A. - Complete
Kyo's Damn iPod RETURNS! by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
That's right! But, in order to watch his porno, he must help a young girl trapped inside, called iLeena, find her brother iMax! Can he rescue iLeena before he finds out her secret? Can he resurrect Shiggy? Will he EVER be able to watch his porno?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyo S. - Complete
Randomness by Casey.Clearly reviews
Kagome drank some flavored water and was turned into a depressing emo. Sesshomaru, the innocent friend that went with her too watch her kill herself cause hes cool.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Random Fics by Glass Dragon reviews
Songfics and independent one shots of different stories right now, Inu Yasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 5/4/2004
A Bunny, A Convention, and Fairy Godmothers by SpiritSealedSlumber reviews
This. Story. Is. On. Crack. You have been warned. Mizuki is dragged to a convention by Umeda, chased by a psychotic bunny, and Sano and Nakatsu advertise. You'll see.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
The random Inuyasha story by AkiMizu reviews
A story thats random, about Inuyasha and super noodles!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete
hikaru meets Feudal Era by Jochnap reviews
what happens when a girl finds the jewel after the little adventure ends? read and find out! Hikaru x (blank) its a surprise! CHAPTER 3 UP! almost done and depends on my mood wheter it gets done!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004
A Friendly Chat by Mardia reviews
Joan's in denial. Luke tries to help her out, and gets maimed for his efforts. Dialogue only. Tiny spoilers. JoanAdam.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2004
The Donuts Are Coming... by FormerlyKnownAsPhoenix reviews
PG for some mild references. If I summarise I'll give away the story. JUST READ IT!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2002
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Jettisoned reviews
This is how the trolls got to earth, after being nearly pummeled to death by mind-controlled trolls, imprisoned by pir8s, and surviving a deadly crash (The official before, during, and after for OUaD) Also includes intermissions with Dirk/Roxy and Jake/Jane. Rated for language, major character deaths, and future trigger warnings. (multiple pairings)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 139,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 10/13/2013
How To Train Your Lusus 2 reviews
In this second installment of How to Train Your Lusus, things are going great! About month has passed since Terezi and Karkat defeated Mindfang and sent her ass to jail where she awaits execution. However, the Grand Highblood wants to assume control of Alternia, and wants to use lusi to do it... including dragons. (heavily inspired by HTTYD2)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Tangledstuck reviews
once upon a time there was a flower. if you sang to it youd have immortality or someshit. there was a witch who hogged the flower. the king found it and fed it to his sick queen. a little princess with magic hair was born. then she was kidnapped. 18 years later a dashing dude found the princess in a tower. that was me. (originally on thecrossoverqueen@tumblr by me art by peregr1ne)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Dave S., Jade H.] Karkat V. - Complete
The Heir and the Rogue reviews
JohnRox oneshot blurb: Bascially a rewrite of their first meeting. It's cute, I promise. (Rated for the "b-word" and "ass".)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Roxy L., John E.] Jade H. - Complete
Once Upon a Dissension reviews
Jade is the heiress of the Crocker Corporation, and one fateful night, she contracts amnesia and loses all of her memories. She is found by some Trolls and raised her on a remote island. Ten years later, she reappears and is discovered by Dave, who wants to make a profit, and John, her twin who wants to serve a dish of cold revenge on their "grandmother". Meahwhile: Jack Noir.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Dave S., Jade H.
How To Train Your Lusus reviews
Your name is TEREZI PYROPE. You have been BLIND since you were HATCHED and nobody has ever taken you seriously as a TROLL VIKING.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Once Upon A Dissension BETA reviews
A Dave/Jade written in the style of Anastasia 1997 movie . BETA-PROLOGUE ONLY Jade is the heiress of the Crocker corporation, but has lost all of her memories, including those of her beloved "grandmother", Betty Crocker. Will contain some Beta Trolls and feels. Also will eventually contain ONE song from the movie with 4th-wall commentary.
Crossover - Anastasia & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Jade H.
The Journal of the Signless reviews
What if The Signless kept a journal and left it for Karkat to find? Well, a certain teal-blood found it first... (i also posted this on AO3 see my profile for details i guess)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
The Many Adventures of Inuyasha and Spongebob! reviews
Just to let you know, these are all runon sentences, meant to make you laugh. I know I have. They are all different, basically, any random thought that came to me or my sisters' head. Enjoy! Updated! Complete!
Crossover - Inuyasha & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Inuyasha, SpongeBob - Complete
Intruders at Ouran! Ohnoes! reviews
THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER! Starring: Bleach, Case Closed, Fruits Basket, Hana-Kimi, InuYasha, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Karin Chibi Vampire , Kodocha, Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club! A series of mishaps and misunderstandings makes animes come togethe
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
To Serve Osaka Gakuen reviews
From the Twilight Zone episode: To Serve Man. All the alien jokes are supposed to poke fun at the Kayashima stereotype.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Masao Gets A Haircut reviews
Three R.A.s. Two pairs of scissors. One evil plot. One shot at making you people laugh. Enjoy! Rated T for safety
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete