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Joined 02-22-14, id: 5548376, Profile Updated: 12-25-14
Author has written 2 stories for Sherlock.

Hello, I'm thé au lait ;) It's French for milk tea, cause I really love it.
I love British and American TV shows, also literature. I'm a huge Shakespeare fan. I'm a huge angst fan, too.
I'm mad for Sherlock/John and Eames/Arthur nowadays. Open for other pairings including:

Sherlock: Mycroft/Lestrade

Hannibal: Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham

LOTR: Aragon/Legolas

Hobbit: Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili(hail Durincest), Thranduil/Elrond(a pair of fine elves, I'd definitely pine for them)

James Bond: 007/Q(00Q)

Criminal Minds: Hotch/Reid

White Collar: Peter/Neal

X-men First Class: Erik/Charles(Magnito/Xavier)

Person Of Interest: Reese/Finch

Supernatural: Any pairings, really.

Avengers: Steve/Tony(Captain America/Iron Man), Banner/Tony(The Hulk/Ironman), Clint/Natasha(Hawkeye/Black Widow)

Thor: Thor/Loki

Harry Potter: Is there any pairing that cannot work in this fandom? lol

Suits: Harvey/Mike

Inception: Eames/Arthur

Please let me know if you share any of my interests. I can spend nights talking 'bout these characters.
Plus, I am a huge whovian. Hugs and kisses to all the whovians out there! :)

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Sick Day by sku7314977 reviews
Will misses his scheduled appointment and Hannibal visits Wolf Trap to see what's keeping his favorite not-patient from visiting his office. When he comes by Will's house expecting to find the assumed Beta curled in bed sick he's caught off guard by the thick musk of hormones attacking his olfactory telling him of an unexpected Omega in heat. A/B/O Story. SEQUEL- Framing The Ripper
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,441 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Hannibal L., Will G., J. Crawford, Alana B. - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ego Versus Eros by Lunavere reviews
John Watson heard warning after warning about taking one of Professor Holmes's courses. He knew he should stay away if only for the sake of his grades. However, when he reads the description for one of Holmes's modules, he cannot help but enroll himself in the course and merely hope beyond hope that he doesn't regret his decision. [Unilock, Pendentverse, Independent/Dependent AU]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,220 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Quriosity by doctorg reviews
Now Complete! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic new Quartermaster and the secrets he keeps. James Bond / Q (00Q), Post-Skyfall. My usual guarantees - action, drama, angst, romance, good spelling and grammar, and a happy ending. :-D Cover image by the amazing teaandbbc on tumblr.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 83,241 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Moonflower by shinigami714 reviews
In the middle of the desert lands lies a Kingdom, peaceful and prosperous, bustling with liveliness. But after an attack in a neighbouring land, darkness begins approaching quickly, along with the discovery of an exotic, dark haired man. Arabian inspired AU, Fili/Kili, Thorin/Bilbo, Dwalin/Ori, Bofur/Nori.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Fili, Kili] [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
A Nice Place to Visit by kedgeree reviews
What happens when the world's only consulting detective, an army doctor, a detective inspector, and the British government find themselves sharing a holiday villa. Love. Sex. Music. Wine. Pyjamas. French. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,215 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Hannibal the Handyman by Jenetica reviews
Perhaps better entitled "What the Hell is Hannibal Lecter Doing Mowing My Lawn, a Tale by Will Graham."
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
Felix by totalizzyness reviews
Q is the youngest Holmes brother; Bond finds out Q's real name. Skyfall/Sherlock crossover - contains Bond/Q, Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Lestrade - FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
With Your Crooked Heart by positivelymeteoric reviews
The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The wretched business of marriage by PaperPrince reviews
A series of unfortunate events leave Sherlock unbonded at the age of 25, at least it does until Mycroft meets with a certain doctor... Omegaverse and Soulmates AU!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Miles to go Before I Sleep by whereSilencebegins reviews
When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,050 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Business Meetings by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is the leader of a powerful group of vampires. Harry is their Ministry appointed negotiator. Cue a series of monthly meetings, arguments- and eventually something else. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,404 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Back Into Love by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men: First Class fic. At moments like these Charles can't get nearly enough of Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Nova Cupiditas by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nova Cupiditas is the curse that causes one to hunger after an enemy. There's no cure. And now someone has cursed Draco to hunger after Harry Potter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,594 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
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Where Pathways Meet reviews
Sherlock/John, Omegaverse AU. Basically, friendship, angst, adventure, smut, more angst, then fluff. Sherlock and John were together since they were young, now in London for uni. John has a secret crush on Sherlock. Gorgeous-alpha!Sherlock, Gorgeous-omega!John, WIP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Draught of Lust reviews
Just a little, smutty Sherlock/John fic. John is an omega, waiting for his alpha coming back from his case abroad. He was okay until somebody unexpected dropped by and gave him something, which dragged him into a more unexpected situation... Established relationship, a bit of Mystrade. Complete!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
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