Alda Rethe
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Joined 03-15-04, id: 554994, Profile Updated: 08-14-09
Author has written 5 stories for Mediator, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Mademoiselle Alda Rethe's Current and Past Obsessions In No Particular Order:

Twilight by Stephenie Meyer (Edward and the Cullens just make my day.)

Harry Potter (Snape is NOT evil.)

Heroes, the NBC show (Sylar is uber cool.)

Meg Cabot books (especially the Mediator)

The Phantom of the Opera

King Arthur & Arthurian legends (I love Mordred.)

Victorian & medieval stuff

Musicals made into movies (Phantom of the Opera, West Side Story, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Oklahoma, etc. Just not CATS. Ick.)

Pride & Prejudice (Mr. Darcy is such a sweetheart when you really think about it. He sort of reminds me of a male me. Hmm. How odd...)

Countess A. Rethe's Favorite Irrelevant Things:

Music like Maroon 5, Dashboard Confessional, Lincon Park, Sting, The Police, No Doubt, The Killers, Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Muse, All-American Rejects, etc.

Mashed potatoes, apples, sourdough bread, grapes, French Onion soup, and candy corn


A big main coon cat and a black airedale puppy

Actors such as Gerard Butler, Hugh Jackman, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Zachary Quinto.

Lady A. Rethe's Awfully Horrible Fanfics That You TOTALLY Do Not Want to Read (Kidding, Dears):

Rainbow of Gold: My first Twilight fic. I am so proud of it!

Padfoot's Perceptions: What's funny about this is that I decided to write a chapter from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban from a certain someone's point of view for English and I had so much fun I though y'all would enjoy it too. (PS. I got an A.)

HogwartsOnLine: A roleplay with my sister, Arda Silverlace. Lily, James, and the rest discover IM-ish devices. Update: It was deleted because it was so awesome (and violated rules I didn't know existed).

Saturnine: A pretty Phantom of the Opera phic. It shall be my "summer fling". Giggle. Okay. More like 2005-2006 fling. I've yet to finish it. I will try to do so this summer!

A Girl Like You: Bad, little songfic about the Mediator. Ignore it, better ones will come eventually. If I'm not a lazy bum.

Horror Vacui: A fun little Mediator back-in-time fanfic, if I do say so myself. If only I weren't such a sluggish updater... On hiatus at the moment. Darnit, it was just getting good!

Senorita A.R.'s List of Cool Quotes That You Definitely Have To Check Out:

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." - Douglas Adams

"What will be, will be." -A quote restated many times in an Arthurian book series by Nancy McKenzie (either by Merlin, Queen Guinevere or King Arthur!).

"Oh, I'm a degenerate am I? Well you sir are a fastishio, see I can make up words too." -Peter Griffin

"I love you... Most ardently." Aw, Mr. Darcy!

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Harry S. Truman

"The free-thinking of one age is the common sense of the next." -Matthew Arnold

"To prophesy is extremely difficult - especially with regard to the future." - Chinese proverb

"Greedy boys die in their sleep." -Stuart from Mad TV (I love that show!)

"Disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I'm talking about." - Unknown

"I'm in my dark place." -Also via Stuart

"You have bewitched me, body and soul." Giggle. Mr. Darcy said this. I don't really like it. But it's fun to make fun of. Just like this quote:

"I wish I could quit you." Heehee. Brokeback Mountain.

"Americans always try to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." -Winston Churchill

"If you want special effects rent Lord of the Rings." -God from Joan of Arcadia

"Derek: Oh, I thought you came over to tell me what a bad ugooglizer I was.
Matilda: A what?
Derek: A ugooglizer - one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a ugoogly is?" - Zoolander (Note: It's supposed to be 'eulogy'.)


And then a whole parade of 'em from Twilight and Harry Potter)!


Alda, eighteen-year-old bibliophilic twin

PS. Do people even read this? I mean, I don't. Hah, that's me just kidding again. I should seriously stop that. People never know when I'm cracking a joke.

PPS. College here I come. Beware!! I hope dorms make good writing environments. . .

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Fire and Ice by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Amidst the hell that life has become thanks to a terrible deal made with Paul Slater, Susannah discovers the ancient game that they both belong to, between the opposing forces of Dark and Light. Can she save Jesse and end this horrifying cycle?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 263,705 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/19/2006
A f t e r G l o w by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Jesse, tired of being invisible to his Susannah, makes a Faustian deal with Paul Slater: newly resurrected, Jesse has three days to make Susannah fall in love with him. But when has Paul played by the rules...even his own? "Fairytales" Writing Challenge
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,576 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Where's the Girl? by The-Darkness-In-The-Bright reviews
Songfic to Where's the Girl? Major DH Spoilers! Severus Snape's redemption. Reviews are much appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'd Do Anything by xx.butterflaii reviews
- Set during Haunted - Songfic - What happens to Suze when Jesse threatens to leave? Can she bear it, or will she break before then? - SJ - finally completed -
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Testosterone Poisoning by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Jesse and Paul, once again battling for Suze's love...and crotch. And when it's on, it's ON.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Halloween: Forks Style by TooMuchLoveforEdward reviews
The long wait is over! Emmett as a drag queen inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,764 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006
F l a s h l i g h t by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Nathan Blake. Robin Lawrence. Charles Austin. Bart Ford. Four boys, all dead. A violently haunted exboarding school. A fire in 1969. A man named Cole to run from. A mystery to be solved...and a love to be determined. Busy, aren't we Suze? [FINISHED]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 446,760 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
Strange Conversations by Arda Silverlace reviews
Brief conversations between Christine and Erik are overheard by Raoul. Funnily enough, he gets the wrong impression, what with all of the, ahem, innuendo. This fanfic is a complete parody, not to be taken seriously, purely for laughs.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Erik, Christine
The Fifth Sense by LolliliciousLolly reviews
...You know that you have a hard life when, upon waking up in the morning, there's no way to tell if you're still sleeping... [AU, SJ.] Suze lacks something that we all take for granted. But she has an ability that we can only dream of... [COMPLETE]
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,844 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Infected by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Paul is pissed off that Suze thinks Jesse is oh so perfect, so he infects Jesse with two of the Seven Deadly Sins. Unfortunately, he didn't predict the result of such a deadly combination: Lust and Wrath.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Nursery Rhymes by Nota Lone reviews
Remember your favorite nursery rhymes? Well, I've taken them and written the PotO characters their own. Now up: Twinkle Twinkle, Mistress Mary, Humpty Dumpty, Mary had a little Lamb
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005
Camp Happy Face by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Camp Happy Face: Place of fun, friendship and sex I MEAN, place of the delinquents. Suze and Paul's 18th17th summer. Away from normality, civilization, and Jesse. Oh, dear. [Temporarily discontinued...sob.]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,719 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005
Purgatory by LolliliciousLolly reviews
...To exist, and yet to not. To want, and to not have. To love, and to not be loved. To see, and to not be seen. Or heard. Or felt... [Oneshot. A Jesse POV.]
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
The Last Time by Arda Silverlace reviews
Atop the Opera House roof, Erik is overcome with grief and the hatred after seeing Christine declare her love for another. This is the song he sings, instead of All I Ask of You Reprise. OneShot based on the ALW movie.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Rain Song by SaGe FaE reviews
EPILOGUE INCLUDED: AU. Susannah has a mystery admirer. . . but is it Jesse or Paul? [Set three days within Haunted. FINISHED.]
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,222 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005
The Emails of Two Crazies by Arda Silverlace reviews
James tries to impress Lily Sirius and Remus must cheer up our dejected James, while Lily has some lovely girltalk with Andromeda. This oneshot fic is a collaboration of what my beloved sis and I do while ferverently avoiding homework. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ace of Hearts by Angelic Chocolate Fairy reviews
Jesse broke up with Suze & she moves away to New York in an attempt to forget. But things come crashing down when she realises the truth about why he did it. But with a murdering ghost on the loose and Paul there at every turn. Can she let herself love?
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,296 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005
To Laugh Along by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The fact of the matter was that there’d only ever be a single, surefire way to make Susannah Simon smile. He just didn’t like to use this particular method, in case she ever grew tired of it. Well, that, and it made him look rather foolish. (SJ fluff)
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2005
SHOCK! by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A collection of Lolly's insanity. DON'T READ unless you're well on the way to losing it, yourself. Slashy humour, foot fetishes, murder-by-pillow...and Fabio. What more could you want? (Title change. Suits it better, hehe.)
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005
Screw You by Caffiene reviews
Short, pointless one-shot. After Twilight, though there's only one spoiler, for Haunted. Paul and Suze have an insult war during music history class. Kind of funny; kind of cute; 101 percent pointless. "T" for a few swears and "adult" references.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Sirius and His Sexy Parties by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Sirius gets bored, so he decides to throw a sexy party. (Rated because it's not TOO bad. Will change the rating if someone says so)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Sirius B.
Colourful Truths by Angelic Chocolate Fairy reviews
[Finished] Suze goes back in time to save Jesse. She loses all her memory not remembering a thing about her life before. Jesse goes back to save her. 1850 Susannah is just as awkward. But as she comes to realise the truth, will it be too late?
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004
Timeout by ChocolateEclar reviews
Post Haunted. He told me shifters can go back in time to stop someone from dying only once in their entire life. I just never thought he would rewrite Jesse’s history in hope of getting to me. Now I have to decide whether to stop Paul or not. JS. Comple
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,327 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Complete
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Rainbow of Gold reviews
Bella spends a sweet St. Patrick's Day with the Cullens. Post New Moon. Sort of a long one shot. Sure to make you smile.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Padfoot's Perceptions reviews
Chapter 17 of Prisoner of Azkaban Cat, Rat, & Dog through Sirius Black's perspective. Note that quotes from the book were used.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Saturnine reviews
Susan Kay-based. Set when Erik travels to Paris to build the Paris Opera House. What if, during his journey, our loverly Erik came across a girl who refused to leave him be? How would he be affected?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005
Horror Vacui reviews
Trying to mediate a ghost, Suze finds herself in 1849 California of all places, after putting on a mysterious ring. Oddly enough, the ghost is there with her. Not to mention another certain someone, rousing trouble…What has Suze gotten herself into?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,414 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/28/2004
A Girl Like You reviews
Oooh, a songfic they're still allowed, right? about Paul and his feelings on Suze. Obviously, based on the song, 'A Girl Like You' by Edwyn Collins. Enjoy!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Complete