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Joined 03-15-04, id: 555075
Author has written 13 stories for Ranma, Slayers, Bible, Anime X-overs, Hellsing, Naruto, and Young Justice.

It has recently come to my attention that my writing drains the very life-force out of my readership, which would of course explain why my hit-to-review ratio is so low; my readers are dead or comatose before they can actually review! Now, most people would see this as a bad thing. I, however, prefer to see it as an opportunity, and as such have offered my services to the Negaverse, who were a little less than glad and enthusiastic about my enlistment (03-15-04). However, I have been recently promoted, as you can see in the following unclassified portions of my file.

Negaverse Personal File (S-1)
Name:General Sharkizite
Age:23... millennia
Height:About this tall. (See attached chart)

Description:
Student, Writer, Soldier, Emissary of the evil Negaverse. Whatever it is that this previously unknown fifth Negaverse General does he tries to keep his sense of humor around. His skill at writing stories that drain the human’s energy was seriously undervalued by his recruiter, especially considering the initiative that he has shown in using the internet to gain maximum effect. As a direct result of his energy harvesting we have handily defeated the Sailor Senshi.

Rave Reviews:
"Your writing drains the life out of people!" - The Liz
"You REALLY don't like the world you live in, do you?" - BTB
"This is possibly the greatest work of fiction I've seen." - EternallyLost
"Nice...quantum logic :)" - Jose
"I think you've finally lost it Shark. This is some crazy stuff." - Ryo-Wolf
"w00t to Ranma and w00t to you! dances spontaneously" - Jak0TheShadows


And be sure to read and review the great collaborative stories produced by The Differing Fools group.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,639 - Follows: 12,156 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Inverted Spectrum by Author Roy reviews
After the wedding, things are getting better for Ranma and Akane. But one day, he wakes up in someone else's bed, someone else's clothes, and someone else's house, and no clue how he got there. What's worse, people seem to think he IS that someone else. And he's not the only one. All around Tokyo, people are finding themselves in similar situations... HSDK, R1/2, Sailor Moon, YYH
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 133,006 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Ranma, Sailor Moon
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 496,364 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Iris by Doctor.Uta reviews
SasuHina oneshot. Born into a clan of the Sharingan, eyes mean a lot to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 2,887 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Traveler by Louise McCrowe reviews
Ryouga gets his hands on a interdimensional device. Let's follow his adventures as he tries to figure out just what is going on around him, and most importantly, trying to figure out how to call himself.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Ryoga
All We Know of Heaven by Prospero Hibiki reviews
My life isn't what it used to be, but then time does that to a man. Even men who aren't all the time, or aren't necessarily men any longer. But still sometimes, when the loneliness is too much to handle, I long for that which I cannot have...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,703 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Ranma
Harry Potter's Revenge by H P Lovecraft by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A Harry Potter story as H. P. Lovecraft would have written it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Reprisal by katz reviews
Ranma A/U. A young Mousse is driven to the brink of insanity by the betrayal of the village Elders and barely escapes with his life. Driven by revenge he returns, and all but one are dead by his hand. The last is in a place called Nerima...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,515 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 4/3/2001 - Mousse
Lost Days Lamenting Lost Days by ashez2ashes reviews
Ryouga saves Ukyou's life, and is nearly killed in the process. What follows forces Ryoga to reconsider his place in the world...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,964 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 10/30/2000 - Ryoga, Ukyo
Insert Self Here by EternallyLost reviews
A Ranma ½ self insertion. Living life as a girl, fending off strange new rivals, and dealing with all the typical Ranma craziness sure isn't easy. But it's all in a day's work for Kari Umikage.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,811 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 3/1/2004
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
The Levite & the Concubine by Hadassah reviews
R & R. See what happens when Adena runs away from her husband! What will he do?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004
Shadow Magic: Zelgadis and Lina by Sapphirefly reviews
[Complete] Takes place after the first season. Lina has dinner with an intoxicating stranger. He listens to her angst ridden tale about Gourry leaving her for a girl with a little more 'up front', but he can't just leave her there she's Lina Inverse.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,840 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Robin One Half by Felix Webster reviews
Genma has died after he and Ranma are cursed. Unable to find the Tendo's or his wife he sends Ranma to live with Genma's first student, Bruce Wayne. Ranma now has to deal with the guilt of not being able to save his father and the secerts Bruce is keeping
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,613 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/28/2001 - Ranma
Locked Outa Love: Guest Ki by BTB reviews
MulticrossContinuationSI. Can an elete martial artist deal with a normal life? Can a horse trainer deal with the Wild Horse of Nerima? When you walk a mile in another man's shoes, there's no place like home, nothing you won't try, to get back!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 445,930 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
A Freakish Fairy Tale by Koala Kitty reviews
Ranma hides from his mother in the court of the most desired Princess in the world, disgusted to find that she's just some tomboy. Ch 6: Akane marries Happosai? AU, indo-european fairy tale extractions.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,791 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004
Forgive Me, Forget Me by MARTYR reviews
Ryoga tells Akane his deepest, darkest secret, and leaves for the mountains - permanently. Can their friendship ever be repaired? (My first Ranma fic, PLEASE R&R)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004
Defending by David Dee reviews
Set in DB Sommer's "Avenging" universe. The world's strangest sort-of team of kind of superheroes is not really gathered, under the quasi- leadership of Dr. Strange aka Hikaru Gosunkugi . With so many parentheses, it has to be good!
Crossover - Ranma & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 174,311 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Mint
What Would Ranma Do? by OleScratch reviews
What if someone else had Ranma's life to live? Would they avoid all the pitfalls of his life or would they fall into ones entirely of their own making?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004
Panda's Tale by jarec reviews
What do we actually KNOW about Genma? Why is he the way he is? Read on...
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Spring of Drowned Miyah! by Sopchoppy reviews
Ranma falls into a rather Unique spring. Ranma Tenchi Cross.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004
The Mask of Saotome Ranma by watery dragon reviews
Set in Nerima past, the Tendos are stuck in a deal with Lord Kuno while a mysterious and crippling war seizes the country. When the price is too high, a traveling hero emerges. Will life ever return to normal?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Bina by Lavinia Lavender reviews
This was cleverly disguised as a Religion project for school. A short story of the story of the resurrection of Jairus's daughter. Don't worry, the story itself won't have so many of's.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
To Be A Hunter by Night Hunter MGS reviews
Ch.1- Ryouga Hibiki, the Lost Boy, has been aducted by aliens! But these aren't just any aliens, they're the Predators, proud warriors and hunters, and they want to teach Ryouga their ways. This is the fic for all of you Ryouga fans!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2004
Ranma and Ryougachan? by Demino reviews
AU. An accident at Jusenkyo now means Ryouga turns into a pig with cold water and a girl with hot water. Chapter 9 uploaded: June 5
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,056 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Ryoga, Ranma
Don't Trust Spells You Find on the Internet by Treefairy reviews
An internet savvy Shampoo, unleases a spell that accidently summons new residents to the Tendo Dojo. A ranmaslayers crossover brought to you by your friends here at Magical Pretty Priestess Momo Productions...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004
Crossing the Lines by Firewind reviews
When Ryoga loses his memory, Ranma and the others find themselves stretching the truth...but how far is too far, and what will be the outcome?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,060 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Days After: Ryouga's Journey by Arok reviews
Several months after Ranma and Akane's failed first wedding attempt Ryouga struggles to move on. Ryouga's path has never been clear to him but maybe with a little help he can finally find his cure.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Ryoga
A Not so Simple Wish by Ebiris reviews
Ranma wishes to be free of the nyannichuan curse, but cursed objects never make things too simple. Now a permanantly female Ranma is stuck in a world where Ranma was never cursed, and the only way to return home (fully cured) is to win Ranma-kun's love.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,982 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
Pull Yourself Together! by trubrew reviews
Ryouga acquires a weapon to split Ranma down the middle, although not in the usual manner. chapter 1 up!!!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003
Deep Blue: A Koi Rod Love Story by Kirinin reviews
Ranma loves Ryoga due to the koi rod love spell, and Ryoga is going out of his mind. Involves stinky flowers, voyeuristic Tendo girls and all sorts of fluffy silliness. Based VERY loosely on the Light Princess.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,561 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/8/2003
Life Sure is Funny Sometimes by Hentai Baka reviews
Alterverse: Things happened a little different at Jusenkyo- Ranma finds herself reunited with an old friend.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/10/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002
Ranmaless by Frostbite reviews
Akane, while mad at Ranma makes a wish, and it comes true. Now P-chan is stuck in an alternate reality, and he must get Akane to remember if he ever hopes to get back, but does he even want to go back? R+R please.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2002
Passion Days by MistY BluE reviews
CH. 6 UPLOADED - This is all about the teenage things that Yugi, Téa, Tristan and Joey--the whole gang goes though. School's out and Téa's a dancer...! (JoeyxTéa!!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,878 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2002 - Published: 5/18/2002
Shinra Coffee by The Awful Truth reviews
Three totally insignificant Shinra employees meet four very significant characters. R/R, you know the drill. My first fic. Don't be gentle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2002
Genma's Journal by Thrythlind reviews
Nabiki makes a copy of Genma's journal and reads it. The secrets she discovers are disturbing to say the least. The Ryouga torture is finally somewhat toned down as I promised about two years ago.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/6/2002
Genma ga kutsushita guujin desu! by ContraBardus reviews
Ranma and Genma arrive at the Tendo dojo...but why does it seem there's something odd about Genma...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002
Where do babies come from? by digigirl132 reviews
chibi Joey tries to help chibi Tristen get a baby brother. but, they don't know where babies come from. read on as they try to find out! warning: major Kawaiiness ahead.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2002
Slider Ranma, prologue by Kuraiko Kurohoshi reviews
A chance meeting gives a new opportunity for Ranma... (Ranma/Sliders)
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2000
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Quantum Scrambled Eggs – One Year Later reviews
A year has passed since I began my strange journey living portions of other people's lives; so much has changed and so often that change seems the only constant – besides the little problem of turning into a girl when getting wet – I've been a hero, villain, demon, saint, king, pirate, but now… now I'm a sidekick: Wally West, Kid Flash.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,693 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash
What Love We Know reviews
A sudden tragedy strikes and leaves the team shaken and trying to deal with the turmoil of having their friend wrenched out of their lives so unexpectedly. This story explores the impact of the death on the team and starts just after most of the events in Coldharted.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012
The Log reviews
One ninja tells another that a log could be a better ninja. Warning: Silly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Soun and Genma's… Operation Conquer the World! reviews
Shark8 and EternallyLost's difinitive vision of the Ranma ½ universe. Featuring Quantum Logic, Martial Arts mayhem, explosions, penguins and exploding penguins! Now in technicolor and spellchecked!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,046 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 5/20/2004
The Green Beast of Konoha reviews
Ryoga tells the story of one Rock Lee to pass the time as he wanders through a forrest. Eventual Rock LeeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Lee R.
Quantum Scrambled Eggs reviews
This is your brain. [Egg] This is your brain after going through the Quantum Leap Accelerator. [Swiss Cheese] This is your brain after going through the Accelerator without the limiters. [Scrambled eggs & Swiss cheese] Books & TV included as well.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,876 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
How Long Does The Future Take? reviews
In the grim reaches of the future two people from a previous era are struggling to find why the universe will not let them rest, and hasn't for centeries.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Ryoga, Tatewaki
Ryoga's Wife reviews
A story on the tragic hero of the Ranma ½ series with a selfcontained 500 word shortstory intro. The only suspense is in the intro so far, the rest is probably going to be ooey, gooey, mushy stuff that I can’ believe I’ll be writing. Oh well.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Ryoga
All Hallow's Eve: On a moonlit night reviews
[OneShot] This was an exercise in a Creative Writing class, to write a short story of a character who wants something another character has, but doesn’t want to give up in 10 minutes. It came out fairly well, despite being extremely short.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Ranma ½: 2–For–1 reviews
Ranma trades places with another version of himself, one that was born a girl. What chaos and entanglements will result from this? How long will it take before everyone realizes what’s happened? How will this strange tale be resolved? All this and more
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,179 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Ranma, Ranma
Sacrifice reviews
You never know what you have until it’s gone, but sometimes people will give up something for another in an amazing act of selflessness… how can one such act change the lives of the Ranma ½ crew?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Ryoga, Akane
The Angst Team reviews
Zelgadiss Greywords, Ryoga Hibiki, and Peter Parker as SpiderMan have been prophesied to save the world from a piece of Shabrandigo that the Mazoku are trying to free. Magic, might, and cunning all collide as they try to save the world in an adventure.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,766 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Zelgadiss G.
The true face of evil reviews
Ever wonder what the end of the world will be like? Ever wonder where all our advanced technology is taking us? Ever use the selfcheckout at Albertsons? This is just a little 250 word story I was inspired to write after using one and finding the answer to
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Complete
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