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The Black Family's PR Nightmare by elphabalives17 reviews
Cassiopeia Black may prefer research to family politics, but she refuses to allow her family name to be ruined after the events of fall 1981. With the help of a routine obsessed house elf, Cassiopeia sets out to spin the Black family's largest PR nightmare in 100 years with a lot of old magic, some luck, and her Squib brother's family... the Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 171,839 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 3,423 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 7/15/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Cassiopeia B.
Russian Roulette: Second Chamber by Vixen Tail reviews
Part 2 of 2. No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 728,624 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Skull, Adult Reborn, Arcobaleno, OC
New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 293 - Words: 739,546 - Reviews: 31082 - Favs: 6,369 - Follows: 7,953 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
A Twist In Time by Comet96 reviews
Romy Lupin was a walking cliche. She has her father's metamorphmagus abilities and also seems to be a seer. During her last year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle is brought from his teenage years at Hogwarts into the year 2047 and soon after Romy finds herself being sent back into time. It was all going to plan until Merope knocked the time turner and they ended up in 1916, Birmingham.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peaky Blinders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,263 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/13/2020 - [OC, Tommy S.] Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
I Hold The Sky by TheDarkLadyEris reviews
Harry was minding her own business when she gets kidnapped (again) while on vacation where she encounters a strange fellow. Fem!Harry Sky!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,245 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Harry P., Reborn, Skull, Fon
Punch Bowls and Fireworks by StrawberryEvening reviews
Harri blows up a punch bowl and Tony falls a little bit in love.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/21 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Godling Ascending by High Pot In Noose reviews
Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 317,957 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 5,149 - Follows: 5,812 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Harry P.
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,616 - Reviews: 6953 - Favs: 9,932 - Follows: 10,381 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Strange Lander by Coffee-and-keystrokes reviews
Does the world *need* another "girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth" fic? No. Could we all do with some escapism via a good old-fashioned portal fantasy? GOOD GRIEF, YES. So, without further ado: meet Sarah Stokes, a Londoner who's just trying to stay sane during the slow-burn apocalypse that is 2020. Little does she know that she's about to trade one strange world for another...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 147,072 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli, OC - Complete
Getting to know Spiderboy by moonstone8959 reviews
[[COMPLETE!]] Ten minutes. Ten minutes was all it took. She found his backpack in the alley and left before he got there. Now, before Peter knows it, Ned thinks he has a secret girlfriend and Spiderman has to be her kibble runner. (PeterxOC) (Cover from rahaf-wabas on Tumblr)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,171 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/10/2020 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Metal, Steel, and Magic by messica reviews
Steve Rogers woke up and ran directly into a stranger named Hermione who offered him compassion and comfort before leaving him with an offer to summon her help. Two years passed before he accidentally calls her after recovering his best friend, Bucky, the Winter Soldier. She's a Mind-Healer and may be just what they all needed. Bucky/Hermione/Steve (V relationship).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 167,792 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 7/20/2020 - Published: 9/6/2017 - [Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier]
Closer Than Most by Kittenshift17 reviews
With the Order desperate for a way to overthrow Voldemort after Ginny is killed & Harry & Ron are left comatose, Dumbledore invokes a new plan. Like the succubus, Morgana, Hermione must harvest the magical essence of the wizards around her. With eight powerful wizards frequenting her bed & sharing her magic, Hermione will find out what it's like to get a little closer than most
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,165 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 7/5/2020 - Published: 12/30/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M., Antonin D., T. Rowle
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 4,388 - Follows: 3,687 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just a Girl by MzMalfoy reviews
A little fic about Hermione residing in 221C. Started out as a snippet of Hermione meeting Sherlock but bits and pieces keep popping into my head... I don't know where this is going but I'll keep writing it as it comes! Update: Mrs. Hudson had an idea and I think I'm going to run with it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/10/2020 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Beer, Potions, and Unwise Notions by HeyJude19 reviews
The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/19/2020 - Published: 3/12/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Archmage of Arda by Archmage.Potter reviews
With basilisk venom and phoenix tears within him, Harry's body, spirit and magic is transformed and his lifespan is greatly increased. So, when given the chance to go to another universe where he would be able to grow in peace with other immortals around him, Harry accepts it, and finds himself near Rivendell at the start of the Third Age of Arda.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,080 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 10/11/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
crawlersout by slexenskee reviews
Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,962 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 4,525 - Follows: 5,016 - Updated: 10/10/2019 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Rebel with a Cause by Nicknack2814 reviews
Fred and George pull a prank on Umbridge, but unfortunately Fred can't get away fast enough. Hermione takes it upon herself to save his skin, landing them in what starts out as a fake relationship, but could maybe lead to something real.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 93,008 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 9/17/2019 - Published: 3/27/2018 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
To Love A Superhero by maisey2k10 reviews
High School wasn't easy. Leading a double life wasn't easy. Being a teenage superhero wasn't easy. Being the youngest and least experienced member of the Avengers wasn't easy. But falling in love? That was the hardest thing he'd ever done, and yet, he didn't regret it. He didn't regret meeting Hermione Granger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 493 - Published: 6/16/2019 - Hermione G., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
A Collector's Guide to Caring for Your Pets by Ourliazo reviews
Kyouya is seven years old and enjoys making herbivores spontaneously combust. (In which Kyouya collects flame active children because the colours are pretty. By the time someone notices it's already far too late.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,767 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 10/18/2016 - T. Kusakabe, K. Hibari, Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Bard's Tale by EmbersOfAmber reviews
A traveling singer from Texas takes a trip to New Zealand on a personal quest to connect with where she began. What she actually finds is something so ridiculous she couldn't have ever dreamed it up, and the people she meets seem more than a little obsessed with horses. Bless their hearts. A spin-off from Lost to the Ages, and set in the same universe as my other LOTR stories.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 205,151 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 6/23/2018 - [Legolas, OC] Aragorn, Thranduil
On the Road to Find Out by Jenny-Wren28 reviews
Sona & her dog, Sasha, find themselves lost in a strange land filled with dwarves, wizards, & elves. It doesn't take Sona very long to figure out she's in The Hobbit. When Bilbo never shows to join Thorin's Company Sona realizes what's at stake-problem is she hasn't read the book in 20 years & never saw the movies. Eventual Thorin/Sona. Beta'd by YMR. COMPLETE.*Spoilers in reviews*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 216,802 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Thorin, OC] Fíli, Dwalin - Complete
There and Back and Back Again by ExperimentalNotion reviews
On the way to the Undying Lands, Billa Baggins is eaten by a time-traveling sea monster. She wakes up 33 years old with a chance to change everything. Unfortunately, Thorin has a tendency to run around shirtless and Dis thinks she has improper designs on Fili and Kili, but if she can convince the Shire that Dwalin is a dance teacher, things might be okay. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin. UPDATED
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 108,188 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Dwalin - Complete
Ottery St Catchpole by Erisah Mae reviews
From a tumblr post by accio-shitpost: "i wanna see a muggle who goes stealth among wizards purely by having a ridiculous aesthetic." Zinnia, a bisexual Australian nurse, moves into the home of late Great Aunt who lived near the Weasleys shortly after the events of the Battle of Hogwarts. Molly Weasley decides to be a good neighbour to the new "witch" in town. That's how it starts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,559 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 12/4/2017
we could plant a house, we could build a tree by Like A Dove reviews
Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive. Modern-day AU.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 131,633 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
Confessions of a Gold-Digger by bravewings reviews
Let's jump right into the details: 1. I'm reborn as the original Barbie doll, Elena. 2. I'm an aspiring gold-digger. 3. I'M NOT GONNA DIET! The only kind of carrot I care about is the one related to diamonds 'cause I'm all about the bass. 4. And Dame-Tsuna might just be my bestfriend. [Elena!OC/Tsuna ft. dark!Tsuna]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 126,065 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., OC, Elena] Mukuro R. - Complete
Kenkyo Kenjitsu wo Motto ni Ikiteorimasu by reikakisshouin reviews
Ongoing by Hiyoko no Keiki
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 299 - Words: 403,020 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 7/6/2017
The Unexpected Wizard Apprentice by PK-chan12 reviews
Discovering her heritage, Lishka is now a Wizard Apprentice on a quest to earn the approval of the Valar. Kili is a Dwarf Prince, who aspires to prove himself on this quest. Lishka and Kili become friends as they fight for their dreams, mature, and realize their feelings run even deeper. But, will their destinies allow it? Mix of movie, book, & original events. Full of plot twists!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Kíli, OC] Gandalf, Thorin
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Emerald Rose by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
The Emerald Rose, once a girl being manipulated by traitors, now a woman married to a powerful Shichibukai and surrounded by a Family that protects their own. Safe and sound, happy and loved while loving in return, she didn't expected the traitors to dare call her back to them. Fem!Harry. Rated M to be safe! Picture not mine.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 156,532 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 8/21/2016 - [Harry P., Doflamingo] - Complete
Eyes On You by Blushing Green Apple reviews
It didn't take much for her to catch his eye, but once she did, he couldn't help but seek her out again and again. FemHarryxLaw.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [Harry P., T. Law] - Complete
The Gift of Silence by Comic Critic reviews
Hermione comes to the age of Merlin, but Merlin himself is only a little boy still living in Ealdor. What bond will Hermione and Merlin have when they meet? How will things be different if Merlin has a guardian? More importantly, How will Hermione survive living in a different time with the inability to speak? (COMPLETE!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,946 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Hermione G., Merlin - Complete
Nihil est ab omni parte beatum by Seselt reviews
Returning for her Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovers that the school itself has different plans for her. * time travel *
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,761 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Deducing Death by mariteri reviews
(Formerly Deducting Death) Here's another story with Hermione and Deadpool. Only this time there's bumping boots along with the chimichangas. What more do you need? How about a supernatural murder mystery with crossovers gallore? Yeah, got that too! Rated M for mature laguage, violence, and sexual situations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,556 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Saturday Night Out by kkolmakov reviews
Four Saturdays out of my OC Wren's life - one Heir of Durin at a time - in a modern four-part story. Hanky-panky, two untimely phone calls, and one awkward family dinner. And remember: A Durin a week makes you happily squeak.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC - Complete
Last Resort by firefly81 reviews
Calling for the angel was her last resort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Hermione G., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
House of the Dead by Sophdeloaf reviews
Nella moves into The Murder House, intending on turning it into a funeral home. The ghosts of the house take a shining to her...some more than others. Tate/OC
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,147 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Tate L., OC] Constance L. - Complete
Of Journeys Untold and Friendships Unknown by Dream Wreaver reviews
We all know that Sarah decided to put away the book after the events of Labyrinth. But what was she going to do with all the other childhood trinkets? Get rid of them: one little red book makes its way into the hands of a girl who is more than she seems. Years later, history makes its rhyme and two teenage wizards must retrieve their friend. late 5th yr, all of golden trio included
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/29/2015 - [Jareth, Sarah] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prime Cut by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: "Well, aren't you precious," he remarks, tongue darting out to flick at his bottom lip. "Do I need to put a towel down on the front seat before you'll get in the car?" She lifts her chin. "That depends. Do I need to Febreze you before we share an enclosed space?" HG/Scabior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 138 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5913 - Favs: 13,473 - Follows: 4,754 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28893 - Favs: 28,181 - Follows: 17,606 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
To Relieve Boredom by Laurielove reviews
Hermione discovers how to amuse herself with the help of a time-turner and a Malfoy. One-shot which launched a series. M readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 256 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Hermione G., Abraxas M. - Complete