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Joined 02-24-14, id: 5551693, Profile Updated: 07-29-15
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Discworld, Avengers, and Sherlock Holmes.

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I like Harry Potter, Sherlock, Loki and procrastinating by writing stories about them in ludicrous situations. I enjoy this, and it stops me from smoking quite so much. My cat thinks I'm cool.

A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 6,359 - Follows: 416 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Boys of Thunder and Magic reviews
"We received word of an off world threat; I need you to neutralise it." Loki wasn't expecting that. "Well that's nice; and the other Asgardian you have in your Fantasy Football league who actually likes you won't do it because...?" "Because Thor is the threat," Fury said, plainly.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 7/26 - Loki, Thor, Pepper P., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Dancing Lessons reviews
The Patrician is dead. Long live the Patrician. Rated for mild language.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Adora Belle D., Moist von L.
Elementary, my dear Granger reviews
After the events of the Triwizard Tournament, Dumbledore seeks to improve wizarding relations with Muggles by asking every student to bring a piece of Muggle literature with them, to be enjoyed by all in the library. But when characters literally leap off the page and people go missing, it's up to Hermione to figure out who is behind the magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock Holmes