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Joined 03-16-04, id: 555311, Profile Updated: 04-20-09
Author has written 6 stories for Jimmy Neutron, Redwall, and Harry Potter.

A/N: I've been quite the lazy bum as of late, writing almost nothing whatsoever -- and the stuff I have been picking at in my off time is the makings of yet-to-be-posted stories, nothing that would at all benifit my readers. An update is nowhere to be found in my gazillions of document files. If these aren't suitable qualifications for an "on hiatus writer", I don't know what would be. To those impeccably patient who are still waiting in vain hope for an update, I apologize deeply.

Hello! I am someone you would most likely not want to meet in a dark alleyway late at night. I have this unexplicable passion for writing, so I post any stories I deem worthy enough here for your more pleasing passage of time.

I am an 18-year-old whack-job who should not be allowed near caffeine in any form. Some things I like to do in my spare time are read, write, roll down grassy hills, ride roller coasters, listen to music, eat popsicles, shop, make ridiculous faces (and noises to accompany), play the double bass, annoy people, watch movies, make my mother laugh, and bite my fingernails. Due to brainwashing originated by my parents from a very early age, I am a deep lover of all things sci-fi and other-worldly, which may account for some very strange behavior on my part. I do not apologize.

If there is anything else you would like to know about me, just e-mail me and I will be happy to add you onto my list of stalkers. Also, if you have an issue with one of my stories, reviews, something I've said, or are just plain bored, feel free to pop me a PM.

Awesome quotes that must be shared:

"Too much sanity may be madness, and the maddest of all is to see the world as it is and not as it should be." -Don Quixote

"Guessing is a weakness brought on by indolence and should never be confused with intuition." -Sherlock Holmes, 'The Beekeeper's Apprentice'

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she Martha Stewart is behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden, too. But they take the only woman in America willling to cook, clean, and work in the yard and haul her ass off to jail?" -George Carlin

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." -Groucho Marx (I felt this one applied to me all too well.)

"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes." -Oscar Wilde

"I create feelings in others they themselves don't understand. " -Lightning McQueen, 'Cars'

"Seven days without laughter makes one weak." -Unknown

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." -Groucho Marx

"Conserve water. Drink more root beer." -a brilliant bumper sticker

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Caught on Film by Qoheleth reviews
Just whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,499 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2006 - OC - Complete
Flirting With the Enemy by Sierra Sitruc reviews
18-year-old Lily Evans is a Death Eater and 20-year-old James Potter is an Auror. When a Death Eater meeting is broken up by a group of Aurors, Lily is captured, by you guessed it - James and is taken prisoner. AU to OOTP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,432 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Gonna Have a Party by plenoptic reviews
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, OPTIMUS PRIME 007! A fic involving Optimus, fun and even a little adventurous.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Mistletoe Misadventures by CasoraTigerKin reviews
TF:A Not taking the time to understand local traditions is a very good way to get your aft handed to you. JxP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
An Office Romance by Kakashis Forehead Protector reviews
Post SR fluffy oneshot Clark and Lois' relationship as seen through the eyes of a colleague.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Dumbledore's Man by opalish reviews
Every October, Harry visits the grave. PostHBP oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
ObiWan and the Castle Slrig Naf by stormqueen873 reviews
A mission goes horribly wrong and ObiWan finds himself taking shelter in a castle full of women devoted to... wait, who? Inspired by the Monty Python Castle Anthrax scene, and contains Obi, Ani, and a whole lot of fangirls. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Enchanted by Lotte Rose 37 reviews
There is a part of our imagination which allows us to create any world we desire. This tale is in no way Disney, sugar coated, or home to any dancing dishes. Oh no. This is darker. This is the real story of the Beauty… and the Beast.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Grey by opalish reviews
Heroes don't get fairytale endings, and rainbows eventually fade to grey. HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Ballad of Annabelle Jones by opalish reviews
Harry runs into some trouble while searching for Slytherin's locket. Trouble named Annabelle Jones. Oneshot crackfic, and I make no apologies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Day Harry Potter Retired by opalish reviews
Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by Kihin Ranno reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On Shifting Tenses by Kerowyn reviews
I do not know if Russell ever intended it to be read by any but herself... A chemistry accident sends Russell back in time thirty years. What will she do when confronted with the man who will be her husband? Set between MREG and LETT
Laurie R. King - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,076 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
In Illuminated Symbollic Glory by charmingly-holly reviews
James, I'm throwing the lamp away. Oh, what furor these words can cause. What horror! What amazement! What chaos! What snogging! Who ever said destiny couldn't be fulfilled by a lamp?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Congenial Defects by Cesario21 reviews
Russell relates an evening of Wodehousian mishaps to Holmes over the breakfast table. It's, erm, meant to be funny.
Laurie R. King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006
Happily Ever After by Phaerie reviews
[oneshot] Lily doesn't think that she can go through with her marriage to James until Prince Charming shows up to sweep her off her cold feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Chuckle by Phaerie reviews
[oneshot] Completely pointless conversation between Harry and Ginny about chuckling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Drunk Monologue by preety-lady-serenity reviews
There is a saying that reality emerges through drunkness. How true is it for Snape? OneShot.Written before the HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Drooble's Best Blowing Gum by opalish reviews
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Neville L. - Complete
The Bargain by MrIntel reviews
COMPLETE When James Potter and Arthur Weasley are trapped by Death Eaters, they strike a bargain that has some unintended consequences. Sixteen years later, Harry and Ginny find out just how binding that bargain is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,360 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Motherhood by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Molly Weasley would later blame the incident on the fact that she'd been caring for six, wild, young, devilish, red-haired children at the time. It could've happened to any parent. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Molly W., George W. - Complete
No Higher Praise by Triskelion reviews
James Potter comes back to life; dark secrets are revealed; angst for everybody; heavy doses of Voldemort, Snape, Black, Lupin, Malfoys, Weasleys, Pettigrew, and Fudge. Harry Potter’s fifth year – now blatantly, defiantly AU. No OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,583 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 4/9/2002 - James P., Harry P.
Until the End by opalish reviews
Harry and Ginny on Sirius' birthday, post OotP. Everything about him was forbidding and unyielding. He had the air of a griffin ready to spring.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
You Really Don't Want to Know That by mum-to-you reviews
Post OotP: It's Arthur and Molly's anniversary, and their children overhear a private conversation. TMI, folks. Updated to match the events of my recent story, "A Charmed Life."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Molly W., Arthur W.
Do Droids Laugh? by izure reviews
A C-3PO humour piece--read and review, you know you want to!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2003
Casper: After the Credits Roll by NeitherSparky reviews
Casper fic. A short scene that should have followed the credits of the movie.
Casper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Stretch, James H. - Complete
I Was Kissed By Albus Dumbledore by Sierra Sitruc reviews
 Lily Evans should have figured out that there would be major difficulties in getting James Potter to fall frantically in love with her, when she noted James Potter...did not know she existed. Well, Lily finally gets noticed... LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
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OneShot Haven reviews
A one-stop spot for my collection of one-shots. They are becoming quite numerous, and to have so many stories authored before lumping them together in one place was beginning to make me look like a crazed and obsessed nut.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006
The Tales of Storyteller Rick reviews
Ridiculous little stories not to be taken seriously about our favorite group of kids, told through the eyes of their unofficial narrorator, Storyteller Rick.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2006
My Life is a Shakespearean Play reviews
Cindy has grown up and is heading off to college, leaving behind a uncaring mother, a not so perfect EXboyfriend, and plenty more. She dives headfirst into her new life...right into MORE trouble and a stranger from the past she had thought long gone.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,100 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Cindy V., Jimmy N.
Auspicious Failure reviews
Classic Cindy and Jimmy, always fighting and degrading one another... until they are thrown into adventure once again and are given an image of themselves in an entirly different, and completely unexpected, way.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Professor Calamitous, Jimmy N.
The Chronicler reviews
Matthew was just a little brown mouse who loved books and learning. However, Fate chose the college professor, aided by some new friends, to be something else: the revealer of an ancient prophecy set down seasons ago that concerns this modern day setting.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
A Challenge reviews
Thoughts of hatred, revelations of love, and a mutual understanding, (with a good snog, of course,) all in one late night in the Common Room. Teenage life. woot. MWPP era just for you! one-shot r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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