Author has written 15 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Moonlight, Twilight, Avatar, Thor, Avengers, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..
OK, so a little bit about me personally, I am a technical theatre geek and my favorite language is American Sign Language (ASL). My dreams and aspirations are to become either a lighting designer for stage theatre and/or movies. I would love to work for a deaf theatre company to combine my two passions.
Favorites Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean COTBP (I've seen it 109 times including 3x in theatres and counting)
OMG DMC IS SO FRIGGIN' AWESOME! I HAVE THE DVD AND MY OWN JAR OF DIRT! (yes, I have a real jar of dirt... on a necklace.) I've seen it a grand total of 9 times so far (4x in theatres!)
AWE ROCKS! IT IS AWEsome! IT IS THE BEST POTC MOVIE OF THE TRILLOGY!! I've seen it 7x so far! WooHoo!
Secret Window is another really good movie, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Agent Sands is dreamy... lol...) and Edward Scissorhands, and Chocolat, and Benny Joon, and Don Juan De Marco, and any other movie with Johnny Depp in it, to be truthful.
TWILIGHT!! IT WAS AWESOME! When I saw Edward, I squealed, but when I saw Dr. Carlisle Cullen for the first time I... I... I kinda sorta... um... got dazzled... I thought I knew what 'being dazzled' meant... but I had NOOOO IDEA until I saw Dr. McSparkly! ... My heart rate sped up, my breathing stopped, and... and... I couldn't really comprehend the words being said on the screen... I remember leaning over to my friend and whispering "I've been dazzled..." and my friend whispered back, "Me too... what did they say... I was too dazzled..." and I said... "I don't know either... I was too dazzled too!" then we giggled, having missed more dialogue. lol. UPDATE: OMG I SAW BREAKING DAWN pt 2 and since it is so new to theatres, I won't say much except there was a moment where I was so shocked my hands were shaking and my vision went fuzzy from almost hyperventilating... those who have seen it know the moment I'm talking about... those who have yet to see it... you'll know what I mean when you see it. Breaking Dawn pt. 2 was awesome, although they nearly gave me a heart attack near the end. Those who have seen it will know what I mean. lol.
I have a new favorite set of movies... I have totally jumped on to the Avengers band wagon! My favorite Avengers are Iron Man, Thor, Hawkeye, and Loki... I know Loki is a bad guy... but he's so damned sexy... and sad, and in need of love and attention and cuddles!
Actor: Johnny Depp = yummy sexy god-like man (duh!), Alex O'Loughlin = hot sexy vampire man, Jason Dohring = other hot sexy vampire man, Rob Pattinson = Hot, Sparkly, Sexy vampire man. Chris Hemsworth = Hawt, a smile that makes me go weak at the knees, and totally worthy of the title 'God of Thunder'. Tom Hiddleston = hawty! OMG Tom dressed up as Loki, God of Mischief, Lies, and Trickery... and that smile! OMG... weak at the knees... He doesn't need an Army to take over earth... he just needs to smile and take off his shirt... ;)
Actress: Keira Knightly (I don't care what anyone says, She's pretty and funny! For Example See: Commentaries w/ Jack Davenport & Keira on the POTC:COTBP DVD, I was laughing my booty off! ... okay well, after seeing DMC, I still think Keira is an awesome actress but I'm hating the character Elizabeth... want proof read A Sparrow's Revenge... lol...), Kristin Stewart.
TV shows (in no particular order): Pirate Master, So You Think You Can Dance, Survivor, Big Brother, The Amazing Race, The Apprentice, Friends, Will and Grace, AMERICAN IDOL. I like History Detectives too... Oh and Treasure Hunters (Woo Hoo! The Geniuses won the Hunt!), My new favorite reality TV show is Grease: You're the one that I want! Just because it is about Theatre and Broadway and Grease Lightning baby! I love Boston Legal, Bones, Two and a Half Men (before Charlie Sheen went crazy), How I Met Your Mother, Shark, The Mentalist, 2 Broke Girls, Big Bang Theory, Jane by Design, Drop Dead Diva (I hate the new Guardian Angel... bring back Fred!), The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, The Secret Circle, The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Avengers Assemble (cartoon), The Ultimate Spiderman, Hulk & the Agents of SMASH, Marvel's Agents of SHIELD (OMG OMG OMG Things are getting CRAZY in the Marvel Universe!), Being Human (SyFy channel), True Blood, SMASH, ummmm...lol... If I think of any more I'll add on. lol.
I LOVE MOONLIGHT!! That TV show is so awesome! I love Mick St. John and Josef. They're so cute... I could just pinch Josef's cheeks... HaHa... That is if he let me get close enough to do so. HeHe. I am so sad/pissed off, that CBS is cancelling Moonlight! I hope the CW/WB or some other such station picks it up for a second season and keeps the same writing staff cuz they're awesome! VAMPIRE SOLIDARITY, RAH RAH RAH! and all that...
Twilight is an AWESOME book series and I love the movies! I OWN THE MOVIES ON DVD and/or Blu-ray!
A Helping Hand: [Hiatus] This is my first story. I have recently been re-inspired for this story and have continued writing for it. I edited it up a bit and I now have a beta reader (I love you xRubyDustx!)
Before They Were Pirates!: [Hiatus] This is about 2 boys, one named Jonathan and the other named William. It will be about the adventures they go on, and what happens in their life that turns them to the life of piracy.
A Sparrow's Revenge: [Complete] UPDATED! MORE TORTUREY GOODNESS LOL. During AWE... Very AU... No spoilers! Jack has been saved from the Locker, but he's not happy about Lizzie putting him there. She betrayed him and she should pay for that. Warning: Rated T for Dark Themes and Violence. This is not a light and fluffy fic there is no Sparrabething in this story. Oneshot.
BB8:POTC: [Hiatus] What will happen when the TV show Big Brother meets the Characters of POTC 1&2? Find out in BB8: POTC
My Trip to the Caribbean: [Hiatus] I go on a nonthreatening Disney Cruise, but due to a series of events, I pop into the world of POTC and annoy all the characters in my own special way. Deliberate “Mary Sue” R&R please! DMC spoilers!
Out of the Past... Onto the Future: [Complete] (Oneshot) The missing scene after Mick confesses to Beth that he is a vampire... Will she run? Will she stay? Will she help him? And how will our favorite hedonistic hedge fund trader, Josef react to all this? R&R Please! Spoilers: 1x02
Sleeping Beauty: [Hiatus] Josef Kostan tried to turn Sarah Whitley in 1955, but something went wrong. He's spent the last 53 years trying to find answers and waiting for a miracle? Will he be ready? How will Sarah cope with being a vampire and the new era she finds herself in? Spoilers: 1x10
Josef's Bad Hair Day: [Complete] (Oneshot) Josef has a bad hair day... hehe...
Josef's Outfit in Josef's Bad Hair Day
Josef's Armani Suit:
Josef's Argyle Socks:
Josef's Armani Shoes:
Josef's Armani Belt (except the buckle is gold instead of silver):
Josef's Ivy Cap that Marc buys for him:
Josef's Sunglasses by Gucci:
okay so as a little side note about my stories on Hiatus. No, I haven't forgotten or abandoned them, I just started more stories than my brain can cope with and come up with ideas for. So I was coming up with so many ideas for A Helping Hand and Before They Were Pirates, that I decided to focus on those two first and once they are complete, I will turn my attention back onto the other two that are on hiatus. So feel free to read all of my stories, but just know that the two on hiatus are on the proverbial back burner for now. I have lost my muses for a while now and I've been trying to get them back... they're sneaky little muses... they like to disappear... when I become re-inspired, I'll start updating again... my stories are not forgotten... I just need to rekindle my inspiration. lol.
Oh and PLEASE Review. Reviews really do make me happy. If I could video tape myself when I find that I have a new review...lol... y'all would think I'm insane. I literally squeal with delight. So, Please Read and Review and make this author a very happy girl. =D (If all you say is 'I loved it, please update' or even just 'update please' I would be ecstatic, cuz then I know people are reading and enjoying! lol)
As a side note, As Christians, Sir Francis Drake's Heir and myself (Mrs. Capt. Jack Sparrows) have started a petition for ff.net to take the Bible off as a category, as it is not fiction. The Koran, Torah or any other religious books are not included on this site. Personally, as a Christian, I am spiritually and mortally offended that the operators of ff.net would include the Holy Bible on a site dedicated to fiction. Also I am offended as a human being that, since they chose to include the Bible, that it is the ONLY religious book included. That is discrimination against other religions. Please sign our petition. It doesn't matter if you are Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, or whatever your religion is. If you feel the same as I do, please go here and sign our petition. Thank-You.
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