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I've been told I'm intimidating but I don't know why.

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A Life in the Day of Reno by Tyramir reviews
Killer. Psychotic. Clown. Turk. Titles seem to follow Reno everywhere, but this day, he's dubbed with the least likely one. Guardian Angel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,878 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Reno, Tseng, Rude, Rufus
Guten Tag, America! by CornCob reviews
Zack and Cloud had the easy life until two Foriegn Exchange Students showed up and turned their lives upside down. Seph and Leon are fresh from Germany, poor Leon doesn't speak any english, and Seph isn't exactly feeling generous. LeonCloud ZackSeph
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 101,978 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Friend, Foe, or Fatuous by CornCob reviews
Insults are traded. Things happen and the Bosses are dragged in. There's no turning back now. Zack, Reno, Seph, Tseng, and Vincent. PreNibelhiem
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,997 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Zack F., Reno - Complete
SICK by Candied reviews
Then, I realized his eyes were closed. His mouth was agape. Those red locks were mussed beyong reason. He hadn't even woken up. THAT. BASTARD. ALMOST. SHOT ME! AU, AxelRoxas, yaoi, lemonlime. Read and review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,451 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sex Ed 101 by kokoro77 reviews
Roxas wishes summer vacation would never end. Who wants to end up in Sex Education in an all boys school? Especially when you're paired up with the new bad boy in town... -AkuRoku- -sequel posted-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,399 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Lingering Fragments by Askani Blue reviews
Nothing is ever gone and sometimes masks are as real as the faces behind them. LinkxSheik Post OoT and Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,349 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Tease by paintthesilence reviews
Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,770 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tetris Master by DimensionDoor reviews
Like the nightwish song Wishmaster, but a lot worse written. Ridiculous II/IX smut.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Link and the Vampires' Teabags by H.J. Bender reviews
This is a ridiculously absurd story. You might need to see a psychiatrist after reading it. Link has a strange medical problem that only gets worse when he reaches sexual maturity... Rated for pants-wettingly, godawful-funny gayness.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Measuring Up by Hawk Clowd reviews
A short dialogue fic. Beast Boy and Cyborg are comparing their equipment when two more Titans decide to join them.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Final Fantasy 10 Gone Wrong by Imxi reviews
Its Final Fantasy X!..but gone wrong, theres twists and turns, cupcakes and non existent sanity. Tidus is a total idiot, Auron is the cupcake man, Kimahri thinks he is Valefor & Yuna is at war with sheep! Chapter 9 now up!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,048 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 8/29/2003