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Joined 03-18-04, id: 556758
Author has written 5 stories for Dungeons and Dragons, Evangelion, and Elder Scroll series.

I'm 18, male, an aspiring author, and apparently one of the last intellectuals in America. I read yaoi for laughs, and dog-ear my National Geographics to avoid running into topless native women--do your worst, hormones.
My biggest problem with the world: 1984 is supposed to be fiction, people--not history.
What we need to fix it: A Gandalf Squad. Think about it--a bunch of old men in pointy hats who ride around hitting crazy people with sticks. It'll solve all society's problems! Wheeee!
State of Mind: Optimistically paranoid. Yes, SEELE has a real-life counterpart in Tom Delay and his little cult--but honestly, what are their chances of actually destroying the world?

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Fractured Triangle by Fyrie reviews
Just before seventh year starts, something happens to Hermione that will change the trio's friendship forever. Warnings - rape Please note - mostly written in 2003 so any canon after that is NOT included. CH. 15 ADDED - July 15th 2011
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,582 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Sand In Your Shorts by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,012 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Ninja For Hire by Smex Lemur reviews
Tsunade forces Sasuke to take a two week vacation. Sasuke gets bored and somehow manages to get his hands on a skimpy maid's uniform. Add a Naruto to the mix and what do you get? Utter chaos. SasuNaru. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sex and Sashimi by Hikaru a reviews
Spying can lead to other things...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,214 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Mind Reader by Soul of Insanity reviews
[COMPLETE] After a battle with Akki, a demon squirrel, Kagome gains the ability to read minds. How will this play a part in the fight against Naraku and a new ally? But more importantly, how on earth will Kagome stay sane after reading her friend's minds?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 138,531 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Rurouni Kenshin goes Monty Python style! Join King Kenshin and his Samurai of the Laundry in their quest for the Holy Sakabato! Scene 19: Megumi, the Next American Idol. And the crowd goes wild. Really.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,428 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Kenshin
Folded Wings by Random1377 reviews
Philosophical questions are only hard to answer if they are asked in the first place. A story of the First Child. Complete
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,989 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Rei A. - Complete
Too Complicated for Words by The Huntress and the Fairy reviews
Kenshin, Aoshi, and Soujiro are all roommates at Eldewater Highschool, and well...it seems their lives are just too complicated for words. Kenshin a Goth? Soujiro punk? PG13 for profanity, Sano as a drugaddict prostitution. CHAPT.28! REVIEW!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,846 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Kenshin, Soujiro
Kenshin, the Musical! by Genjo Sanzo reviews
Your typical Kenshin fanfic plot, but with a Broadway twist. ^_~
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/2/2000
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Diplomatic Immunity reviews
The Dragonborn's power suddenly has a price when he needs to shed his distinctive looks in time for a reception at the Thalmor Embassy. If he avoids using the Thu'um for three days, he'll be able to blend in - but what is the Dovahkiin without his Voice?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Last Man on Earth reviews
After Third Impact, Shinji and Asuka seem to be the last humans on Earth. Will they repopulate the world? Or will Shinji die trying? ShinjiAsuka
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Dummy Plugs reviews
Oneshots, germs of an idea, and other EVA miscellany.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006
Blackrazor reviews
Bonedevil is back, at the head of an unstoppable army from beyond mortal comprehension, and his trademark weapon is more lethal than ever! Hell is no problem for Clan Darkstar... but can they handle it when all the Far Realm breaks loose?
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006
Bonedevil reviews
A young elf and his fiancee torch a village of hobgoblins, and the lone survivor swears revenge. Six thousand years and sixty levels later, he catches up to them... and Jonathanas Darkstar learns the every action has a consequence.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete