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Joined 04-05-01, id: 55680, Profile Updated: 11-14-08
Author has written 15 stories for Princess Mononoke, Marching Band, Mars, Song of the Lioness, Battle Royale, Fruits Basket, and Metalocalypse.

Yo. Supreme pirate commodore, at your service

(Psst. The correct response is "At yours and your family's!")

Anyway, I dink around in fanfiction when I get an idea, but I've more or less moved on to my own realms, odd and piecemeal though they may be. Now I am a rabid fanfic reader, mainly because I'm a rabid reader in general. I have a tendency to emulate Gandalf in that I am known to come home from college without telling anyone and just randomly appear to certain people. Other times I'm in town and don't tell anyone at all. They just find out--if they find out at all--by chance. This is occasionally not well received by my peers, but they always get over it. I never manage to comport myself as well as Gandalf, however: I'm very well-known in several areas for having grappling matches--we're talking full-contact basically no rules--in college dorm hallways. You can find me later, cooing over my bruises. I have strange fits that have me driving long and randomly; but as the cost of gas is rising I mostly just find places to hike now. I love coffee, and I am willing to appreciate anyone who says the same, but the second you tell me your favorite coffee is a caramel macchiato or an orange mocha frappucino, I lose all respect for you. That is not coffee. That is wet sugar in a cup. I have low enough respect for people who drink that shite, but call it what it is or I will have none at all for you. Coffee snob? Slightly. I drink tea too, and am a lot less militant about it. I've been known to spend hours and hours in coffeeshops, locally owned and chock-full of fair-trade coffee. I'm usually the loudest there with the people I'm with, but I'm a great tipper so no one really minds.

As far as fanfics go, I like forays into the weird. If I wanted canon, I'd go to the original medium, I feel. I will not read anything I find not well written, and I'm picky. Of course, every now and then I need a good dose of tooth-melting fluff. You know. Something that will make me go "squee." and have everyone in the room stare at me.

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Legend of Zelda: Reconciliation by Rose Zemlya reviews
Sequel to The Legend of Zelda: The Return. Based loosely on A Link to the Past.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 389,861 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Link, Zelda
72 Hours: Uprising by Anthony Marston reviews
The Rebellion Begins. A sequel to 72 Hours
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 159,757 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nice Things by Abigail-Nicole reviews
He was never the type to lie across the bed, exhausted and panting, while his partner gets up and does normal businesslike things.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
72 Hours by Anthony Marston reviews
Friendship... Loyalty... Sacrifice... Love... Fear... Betrayal... Loss... Paranoia... Vengeance... Innocence... Revolution... Death... Battle Royale. High school is hell.
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 358,543 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
Going, Gone by Sionnain reviews
They both know she won't stay, but sometimes it's nice to pretend. HarleyXIvy, references to HarleyXJoker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Athena by La Flamingo reviews
Women, you discover, stumble across Project Mayhem in Hein Tower, the evil demon that cackled over town and in their own homes, their husbands with scars and cuts and coal eyes and checkerboard teeth. And women, they create their own counterbalance. AU.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
ever afters by She's a Star reviews
Endings, angry dogs, beet fields, and beginnings. In that order. The romantic aftermath of The Job.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lesson 4 by TheMadPuppy reviews
Lesson 4: love is a torture. But Harley is about to make things right. [Joker X Harley]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Day Harry Potter Retired by opalish reviews
Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
At Midnight by Bil reviews
Tomorrow it would be a dream ... today it seemed inevitable. Set during OotP, Harry and Draco share a moment of understanding. HP, DM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cheating Fate by Bil reviews
The aftermath of the final battle: Cheating Fate is possible, but it's not always a good idea. Harry, Severus, and the consequences of saving the world and a life. SS, HP, AD. Complete. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
ashes, ashes by dress without sleeves reviews
She remembers, still. His scent, his coarse hands, his lips. She can feel these things as if they still lingered, and in her dreams they never left. SnapeSinistra.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Severus S.
The Butterfly Effect by Anaphalis reviews
Vengeful gods. Sarcastic, evil butterflies. Two men in her bed. Somehow this wasn't quite what Tohru had pictured for her life after highschool. Yukiru, Kyoru
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,653 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Tohru H.
Fallen Prophecy by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
The story of the first Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf to appear in Hyrule: three best friends living in a time of chaos. War and betrayal will test their loyalties to their nations, their peoples, and one another, and decide the path of Hyrule’s fate forever.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,500 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005
Exposure by koalabear reviews
Set just after season one so there are spoilers for a lot of season 1 topics. A form of catharsis for Logan and Veronica.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
En Garde by Peregrine2 reviews
Add a hot, sweaty lifeguard to a chlorine stew with a soupcon of Veronica Mars. Mix well. Logan and Veronica.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2005
The Glue by Atomic Eyes reviews
(VeronicaDuncanLogan) - Future fic, contains implied slash and sexual situations.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2005
Negotiations by The Treacle Tart reviews
Severus Snape is the new headmaster of Hogwarts and his first duty is not to kill the new deputy headmaster. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Swear to God by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, SethRyan. A sequel to Black Out, about what happens four days later.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Seth C., Ryan A.
Black Out by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, SethRyan. Seth can't remember and Ryan's not talking.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Seth C., Ryan A.
The Third Night by mnemosyne23 reviews
Aravis made Cor promise that she would be the first of them to die. He is about to break that promise.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2005
Pure Death by Christi Morelei reviews
Battle Royale x Kill Bill crossover. Go Go Yubari x Kazuo Kiriyama. There's a new face in the Crazy 88, but Go Go knows there is something different about him than the others.
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005
Drunken Excuses by HarleyD reviews
(Chasing Amy) When Banky is drunk, Holden takes liberties. Strong feelings on both sides - but Banky gets the short end of this stick. A bit angsty, with a rather mean Holden, not sure why. SLASH - Oh, and read the warnings.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2004
Shhh by nmickyhay reviews
Jay and Silent Bob pre-slash. "Jay hated it when Bob talked."
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/4/2004
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
On High Seas by khohen1 reviews
It’s not that Jack Sparrow is incapable of love, it’s that the only love he’s sure of is his love of the sea. The other ones have always been fleeting. (JackWill)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2004
United Mission Front for the Salvation of Tortall by Edreya Natalya reviews
Christian missionaries from Earth head to Tortall to convert the masses, which proves more difficult than they had anticipated...Chapter 3 is up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 5/10/2003
Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been? by fyre reviews
No one will ever accuse Severus Snape of being a Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
First Loves, Second Chances by L-chan reviews
A special occasion unexpectedly brings Rei and Sana together again. One-shot.
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Rei, Sana - Complete
Real Self by Lynn Bartlett reviews
Masao fic. "Sometimes my imagination is nearly as satisfying as the actual act."
Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2003
Shooting Blanks by trismegistus1 reviews
Tan-Sun and Zao from 'Die Another Day'; irresponsible boys with their irresistible toys.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2003
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Tale of Seven Years by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
It's been done before, but never like this. Told from Zelda's perspective, it is a story of a young girl's flight from evil, her growth within forced sanctuary, and the ultimate horror of loss of identity. FINISHED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,801 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002
Silver Lining by RainShadow reviews
Proof that it really is better to give than to receive... A lil Christmas fic, not exactly fluff... give it a read, see what ya think. Draco/Harry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Just Because by Meia reviews
Fruits Basket. Yaoi warning. Gosh, is there ever a yaoi warning. Heavy heavy heavy Yuki/Kyo lime action, not WAFF. Gosh, is it ever not WAFF. Be warned.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 11/15/2001
The Chaser by Firebolt909 reviews
Epilogue added 22 April Ginny Weasley becomes the new Gryffindor Chaser and the voices in Harry's head take over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,982 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/30/2001 - Published: 3/30/2001 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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DethMourning reviews
Being sad is so not brutal, but the nine months Offdensen was gone were. A look at how each member of Dethklok deals with loss, and the absence of the man responsible for keeping Dethklok running and the five of them alive.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Revelations reviews
In which Skwisgaar makes a discovery, and Toki might just be an evil genius.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Scylla and Charybdis reviews
In the moments before their other classmates are brought in, Kiriyama has a proposition for Kawada. Gen
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Clothes Make the Man reviews
There are many hazards and trials of growing up, particularly if you’re a Sohma. A seventeenyearold Momiji comes to know one of the worst: fangirls.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Momiji S. - Complete
Visitation Rites reviews
Alanna gets an unexpected visit from an old friend. Doubledrabble
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Compromise reviews
Alanna and Jon obviously eventually patched up their fight over the terms of Kel being a page. I was wondering how and wrote this story.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Truth or Dare reviews
[Oneshot] Hiroki knew he never should've let Takako talk him into playing this stupid kids' game... slight HirokiChigusa
Battle Royale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Kazuma dono! reviews
After much searching, Kyo finds the perfect gift for his shihan-a sword fight.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
Male Student No 5, Shogo Kawada reviews
Battle Royale fanfiction I wish there were more of these Shogo Kawada's thoughts from about a week before the fateful trip to the end of his life.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
What are they talking about out there? reviews
When Merric asks the question "I wonder what they're talking about out there" when Kel and Neal are talking in the hall, the resulting conversation is... interesting.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2003
Broken Mirror reviews
Rei's thoughts just after Sei dies and he goes around smashing the mirrors around school. I sort of like working with Rei's thoughts. R/R please
Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/1/2003
Angel Hands reviews
Just Rei's thoughts as he's rushing off to save Kira when Harumi's about to smash her hand in the first volume. Review please.
Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/27/2003
Band Essay reviews
I might make it a whole list of them, but for right now, I'm sticking to just this one. Why people who say "And this one time at band camp..." deserve to be punched in the face.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2003
Rocking the Band Room reviews
Um, just my Parody of Ben Folds Rockin the Suburbs. Read 'n' Review
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2002
Nagakami's Death reviews
I was watching Mononoke-hime, and a thought came to me. What WAS it like for Naganokami, the boar god, to die? Pretty soon, I worked it out in my head, and I think it would sound like this *update* I fixed the ickiness!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001