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Joined 03-04-14, id: 5568212, Profile Updated: 03-04-14
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

BEWARE: Crackfic ahead. Sort of.

Welcome to the story of a boy with two penises—aka DDward. The3V's are @dazzledtodeath (eternallyedward on, @amcas, and @lynseyg80.

We hope you enjoy our story of a boy whose extra endowment brought him fame, money, and love.

Warning: Rated M for crude language, sexual situations, and graphic depiction of DDward getting his balls and asscrack waxed.

A Diphallic Dream Come True reviews
Edward thought his diphallia made him a freak and an outcast, until he met the beautiful brunette of his wet dreams via an unexpected career choice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,352 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete