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Dancing with Dumbledore
by dumbledores beard reviews
Lots of fun with HP characters. Includes Snape breakdancing. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,087 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/26/2003
The Very Secret LiveJournals
by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
by vegkitty reviews
A parody based around Parry Hotter and my sick and twisted mind. Not for the faint of heart, stomach, or humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003
by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Seduction
by Michi the Killer reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices
by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
by Ivory Tower reviews
Warped Draco angst, dirty boutiques, and bizarre perversion! Chapter 24 up: Ginny is really an elven princess! This means the nonsense cannot be measured by any scale known to mankind! Jolly good fun here, kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,661 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/12/2002
Headaches, Humor, and Fate
by whitesakura reviews
It all started when Subaru had a headache and the other Dragons of Heaven brought him to Dr. Sakurazuka – the veterinarian? o.O Shounen-ai hints. [Epilogue]
X/1999 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004
Cho Must Die a Horrible, Painful Death
by NQDonne reviews
Cho's messing Harry about leads him to consider... other options aka: Draco Malfoy. Banished to WIP hell not going to be finished, sorry. See Livejournal for chapters 1115 but after that, no more I'm afraid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,885 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Rocky Hogwarts Picture Show
by Busty Sinclaire reviews
An All school play with Snape as the lead? Good lord, what have i gone and done now? Chapter 20: Concerning naked men in parking lots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,518 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Pass the Snog
by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself
by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Pimp's Penguin
by LyssaQuill reviews
Ridiculous parody about a pimped out Harry before Hogwarts. Rated R because it should be. Just for sh!ts and giggles! R&R! *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Harry P. - Complete