TheGrouchoMarxist
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Joined 03-05-14, id: 5570691
Author has written 11 stories for Culture, Iain M. Bank, New Tricks, Batman, Inspector Morse, Law and Order, Cthulhu Mythos, and CSI: Miami.
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Batman Takes a Trip
One shot. 60s Batman and Robin face off against The Joker and his plan to distribute some very bad LSD to fans of a pop group. Partly a response to my last story "Batman in the Soup", in which I felt that Batman's opponent was more often right than he was! This is roughly based on the TV series characters, but while there is comedy in it, it's intentionally more serious.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Complete
Batman in the Soup reviews
When a gallery full of famous paintings is stolen in broad daylight, Gotham's Police Department turn to the Dynamic Duo for assistance. Any similarities between some characters in this story and a famous Pop Artist of the 60s and his musician friends are...entirely intentional, and meant with affection. Any similarities between this story and literature are purely accidental.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Complete
Boundaries (Part 3) reviews
Frank Tripp moves in to make the final arrest of the website owner's murderer. I do not own the characters of Law and Order or CSI: Miami. I do not understand the complexities of the US legal system or law enforcement, so any inaccuracies there are largely due to me making stuff up to save having to do a second law degree before I could write the story
Crossover - Law and Order & CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2014
Boundaries (Part 2)
Briscoe and Green's investigation into the murder of an internet reviewer continues, with some help from their colleagues in Miami, who are good cops but don't know much about anime.
Crossover - Law and Order & CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Complete
Boundaries (Part 1)
Briscoe and Green investigate the murder of a New York website owner where the problem is not too few suspects, but too many. One of them does live in Miami, though... I do not own the characters of Law and Order or CSI:Miami.
Crossover - Law and Order & CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Complete
The Gate of Doom reviews
Morse and Lewis investigate a murder that seems to be linked to the ancient city of Sarnath, and the doom that befell it. Is the same thing about to happen to Oxford? And will Lewis ever manage to have a barbeque that isn't interrupted by violent death? I do not own any characters created by the late Colin Dexter.
Crossover - Inspector Morse & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Complete
Batman Becomes Enlightened reviews
Batman and Robin - of the 60s TV series, slightly toughened up - face up to a new foe. In case you're wondering, there really is a loosely affiliated group of bloggers called "The Dark Enlightenment" and, yes, some of them do believe those things. All phallic symbolism in this story is completely intentional. I do not own Batman or the other characters of this series.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Batman/Bruce Wayne, Robin/Dick Grayson, Commissioner James Gordon, Chief O'Hara - Complete
The Old & Grey Ones (Part 3 - Conclusion) reviews
In the final part of the story, the UCOS team finally confront those responsible for Jenny Mulhain's murder - and the incomprehensible force behind them.
Crossover - New Tricks & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Complete
The Old and Grey Ones (Part 2) reviews
UCOS' investigation into the mysterious death of Jenny Mulhain takes its members in a direction beyond their experience. Well, the experience of most of them anyway... Note: Anyone planning a trip to Chelmsford, Essex, on the strength of the description in this story does so at their own risk and the author can take no responsibility for any resulting disappointment.
Crossover - New Tricks & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/30/2014
The Old and Grey Ones (Part 1) reviews
When a young woman's skeleton turns up in South London, UCOS is called in to investigate. But just what dark deeds have been going on in the sinister local woods (besides teenagers binge drinking)? Obviously, I do not own the characters from New Tricks. I don't even own most of my furniture.
Crossover - New Tricks & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20/2014
Know When To Walk Away reviews
After returning from the events of "The Player of Games", Jernau Morat Gurgeh finds himself asked to go on just one more secret mission for Special Circumstances.
Culture, Iain M. Bank - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete