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Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog.

Edit: Because some people aren't completely sure and I have gotten several requests for permission to use storyplots: Yes, I really do give up the rights of all my stories that I have ever done. If I wrote a story and it is gone, you have my permission to rewrite it, word for word if you like, or make up your own version of it, and not have to ask me for permission. The same applies to my stories that are up now, except it's probably not a good idea if they're word-for-word, and I would ask that you keep those stories as Christian themes. If it bothers you to just do it, then you may write in your disclaimer that the idea was originally thought of by StarVix, who for personal reasons of faith, has relinquished them. Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen of Fan Fiction:


I'm sure many of you are wondering why I have deleted many of my stories. I will explain it to you, and the simple fact is this:

I loved this stupid website more than I loved my God.

It sounds horrible when you put it like that, and it is horrible, but for years I had deceived myself into thinking that I could live for this website and for God. I loved writing stories for this site; and I loved reading stories that are on this site. I loved it so much that I would betray my personal convictions on right and wrong in order to read something if it was written well. I have read so much junk I wish I could poke out of my brain with a toothpick, but I cannot.

I have read rated T fictions even though that is against my priciples. I have read two rated M stories. I have no excuse; I wanted to do it so I did. I have read fictions where they cuss like salors, and I have read slash fics if the participants 'don't actually do anything' and 'are not human.' Example: Robots aren't actually male and female, so it is 'ok' to read Transformers Slash.

It is not OK. It was never OK. I listened to my flesh instead of my God, and it is a decision I will always regret.

I had tried to stop, to 'compromise,' if you will. I would tell myself, "I'll never read another fic on this site except my own." That worked out about as well as getting a bear to do the Macarena: awesome in theory, but in real life it will never happen. I kept trying to hold on to this site with one hand and hold on to God with the other, and not only was it not working, but it was tearing me apart. I had to stop playing games and make a decision.

In my head, the decision was simple: This site is SO not worth giving up God. In practice it was the hardest thing I have ever done. I had to let go over everything that was not glorifying God. If I had a story that is deleted that you liked, please forgive me, but it is gone. I have not only deleted it from this site, I have deleted it from my computer harddrive. If it makes you feel any better, it was actually physically painful to do so--I was surprised at how attached I really was to the dumb old things.

I release any rights I may ever have had to those stories. If I deleted a story you liked and you want to try to reproduce it or use themes/ideas/quotes/storylines/plots, ANYTHING, you may do so without my permission. I no longer own those stories; I give them up. They are dead to me.

As of yet I have not felt convicted to get rid of the I Still Believe series so they are still here. I have actually been getting ideas for More Than Useless even though I have had writer's block on that story for two years, for reasons I personally believe are self evident. I will update once a week, and I will not be on this site for any more time than it takes to actually download my chapter and leave. HOWEVER--if I prove to be too weak to even handle that amount of time on this site, I will quit fan fiction permanently forever. I'll block this site on my browser and throw my computer in a creek before I let this mess start up again. So if I stop updating again, you'll know what happened.

I'm reopening my PMs for a single purpose--if you want to complain/rant/anything else to do with protesting my decision to delete a story/multiple stories. You have permission to use those old stories; so don't bother contacting me about that. Don't even let me know you're using them. Don't tempt me, PLEASE. I will not contact you; my mother has a household rule that nobody is allowed to contact or speak to a person on the internet unless we know them in real life. It was established about the time I disabled my PMs, which is why I cut off my messaging so abruptly like that.

In case you are wondering, I am twenty-two, but the Bible says we are to honor and obey our parents, and there is no age limit to doing that.

Now my second request: DO NOT USE MY REVIEWS SECTION UNLESS YOU ARE REVEIWING OR FLAMING MY STORY. If you have a problem with my decisions, my doctrine, my beliefs, my anything, rant on the PMs, not the review board. I mean this. If you break the rule once, I will have Fan Fiction remove the review, reporting it as spam. Break it twice and I WILL block you permanently. Reviews are for the story, nothing else.

Thank you for taking the time to read this. Once again, I am sorry my disobedience and sin toward God has affected your life. Pray for me that I will be able to stick to my guns so that this will never happen again. Thank you for your understanding.


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Nightwatcher Blaze of Glory by 54Viruses reviews
Every hero or vigilante wants to go out with a bang; but with retirement looming Nightwatcher will have to deal with something he dreads most...Teamwork.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,709 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Raphael, Michelangelo
Armadillo's Ballroom by ColdFusion180 reviews
Pyro introduces Remy and Piotr to a fun, unorthodox activity involving a certain armored animal.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Pyro and the Plooze by ColdFusion180 reviews
A tale which is told in a manner quite loose, as that used by the late and the great Dr. Seuss.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
A Stupid Question by Polaris'05 reviews
THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Mirror Image by freedomfighter4 reviews
No matter how different two characters seem there is always some common ground
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sonic, Antoine - Complete
Faith by Come Lady Death reviews
Gambit struggles with faith when Rogue turns up missing. A plot bunny for Easter that refused to leave.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Remy L./Gambit - Complete
The Green One by gh43 reviews
When an evil scientist swaps Mario & Luigi's personalities and then hands Mario over to Bowser, it's up to Luigi to save everyone's favorite red capped plumber. Will he succeed? Or is this the end of the Super Mario Brothers?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Luigi - Complete
Ain't We Crazy by ColdFusion180 reviews
Sequel to Struggle for Sanity. The Acolytes try to stay one step ahead of Magneto while they put forth a very rhetorical question.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
The Great Pie War, XMen Style! by GlassSuicune reviews
What happens when Wolverine and Magneto take the Great Pie War in some random VeggieTales episode a little too seriously? My guess would be insanity. But that's just a guess. Warning: My editor said 'Do not eat while reading this story'
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Flip Side by Hypo Prower reviews
Everyone celebrates Sonic's 18th birthday. Some people acknowledge Dr. Eggman's birthday. But what about Shadow? See what happens on the flip side of the spectrum. Chapter 10 has been fixed!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Ageless by Flightgirl reviews
Shadow is left in his unchanging state as every other Mobian continues to age, and he must face situations that he never before thought about. What happens when everything and everyone that you know and care about slip away, and you can do nothing?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Shadow - Complete
VENDetta by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
Victory. It's sweet. Like candy.
League of Super Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Heroes Beware! by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
Voltar and Frogg attempt to give Red a lesson in evil appearance. The results? ...Mixed.
League of Super Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Go the Distance by doggirl2772 reviews
Duck returns to his old orphanage a few days before Christmas to help decorate. Upon arriving, he finds himself to be a mini celebrity to the children there, and a role model in the eyes of one small young boy. One-shot.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Danger Duck - Complete
Kirby Goes Shopping by nirvana heart reviews
Food is low in the Smash Mansion. So Kirby, Fox and Luigi run to the mall to buy vital products. Is it possible to be arrested while innocently hunting for fruit?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Kirby, Luigi - Complete
The Day the Earth Was Doomed, More or Less by Mortal Anonymous reviews
During a Bugs vs. Elmer bit, a laser cannon wielded by Marvin the Martian interjects, and the two...sort of...cooperate so as to save Earth in a way only a true Looney can.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny - Complete
The Thirteen O'clock News by The All Real Numbers Symbol reviews
The Sonic gang gets jobs working on The Thirteen O'clock News! Sonic is the street reporter, Tails is the technician, Shadow works the desk, and more. Special thanks to godmario for letting me do this story. ON HIATUS
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Shadow, Sonic
Stupid & Stupider: A New Mope by Christy Tortland reviews
Parody of A New Hope. Fluke Skyflopper's a lazy, mopey whiner, Leia is obsessed with the color white, and Darth Elevator blows things up for no reason. Sort of sequel to Revenge of the Idiots, but it can be read alone.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Insurance by Sir Raphael reviews
Oneshot. Nothing is free in life. Saving the world is no exception. Fox lambastes an insurance official as he fights for what he's due. Beware of spoilers for Super Smash Bros. Brawl and random crossover humor.
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Fox M., Falco L. - Complete
These Limbs of Mine by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews
Depressed over her current physical situation thanks to the roboticizer, Bunnie laments her fate before finding comfort in the person she least expected... SatAM based
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
The Price of Pepperoni by jaxink reviews
When Donnie develops an interesting idea for an experiment, Mikey becomes his fortunate test subject. Or is that unfortunate? Craziness is guaranteed. First place for BEST COMEDY in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition. (indefinite hiatus)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,971 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Donatello - Complete
The Rebellion of 3024 by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Drabble] It's just another day with Mikey, his action figures, and an epic battle on the field of his bedroom floor. Except... usually Leo isn't there.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
We Are the Klunk by PlainSimpleGarak reviews
A look at life in the turtle's lair and an adventure gone wrong, told from the point of view of Klunk, Michelangelo's cat. Inspired by Terry Bain's novel: We Are the Cat.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Klunk, Michelangelo - Complete
Moonlight and Sonshine by lost-katana reviews
How did Master Splinter come to think of the TMNT as his sons? Witness the night that changed it all as Splinter takes the passage of parenthood. [Involves twoyearold chibi turtles!]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,903 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Splinter - Complete
Comedy & Tragedy by lostangel007 reviews
What happens when a fever induced Joker is dragged to the Gotham City Opera House by Harley Quinn?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Pyro's Motorcycle by ColdFusion180 reviews
Ever wonder why Pyro didn't have a motorcycle in the series? Then let the curiosity end and the madness begin...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Pyro - Complete
The Hedgehog in the Hat Comes Back by RyukoVulpix reviews
The gang returns for the sequel to their somewhat famous parody! What with bathtub rings, 26 Sonics, and various misspellings of snow, you know it'll be a fun time!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Shadow, Metal Sonic - Complete
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
The Hedgehog in the Hat by RyukoVulpix reviews
A remake of the infamous parody! When Metal and Shadow are stuck at home on a rainy day, who should appear but the Hedgehog in the Hat? What with Omochao the Fish, Tail One and Tail Two, and a pretend 'mother,' chaos is sure to ensue...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Shadow, Metal Sonic - Complete
Don't Play With Your Food by jaxink reviews
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Leo observes his brother's interesting eating habits. First place for BEST MICHELANGELO SCENE in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
There's a liberal under my bed by The Cajun Russian reviews
Gambit babysitting An unusual phobia. 1st fan fic. No flames, PLEASE!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Dandelions: 1000 XMen: 1 by Rogue-XoX reviews
UPDATED! They have ovecome many evils but there is one that may be beyone their strength: dandelions. Can the X-Men succeed?
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 6/23/2003
A Day In The Life Of A Redshirt by FREAKSHOW1 reviews
An inspirational story about Ensign Expendable
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Complete
The Face of a Hero by Robin Lee reviews
A tale of beginnings....of the love between brothers, of loyalty, of adventure, of romance....and discovering an unlikely destiny.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003
The Final Destination by RemedyChill reviews
Remember Morph from X-Men Adventures? Abducted by Sinister and used as a weapon against the X-Men? In this alternate reality Morph is given a chance to do something different. Look for the interdimentionally comedic ending.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2002
An Author's Nightmare by Falconess reviews
I found myself lost in a world I knew everything and yet... really nothing about. Will I ever find the way home? Read on and see! Finished!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 3/13/2002 - Sonic, Scratch/Grounder - Complete
Barney the Purple Mutant by Deneveon reviews
Barney a mutant? Yep! Barney quits his job and heads off to be an "X-Man". What will happen? I don't know. You read it! PLease R&R.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2002
Born the King of Angels by Shadowfax reviews
Warren's having a blue Christmas... until seeing how the other half lives shows him something to believe in. T.A.S. 'verse.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Warren W. III/Archangel - Complete
The Mecha Trilogy by NetRaptor reviews
If Metal Sonic became a good guy ... three stories lumped into one file. Beware of sappy content.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2000
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These Things Take Time reviews
It's one thing to serve God in a dimension tailor made for it. But now Sonic's back in his own dimension, and he has to deal with nonbelieving friends, hard life choices, a recovering stalker-I mean, Amy Rose-a new, apparently French, pastor, saving the world, and the fact that he and Metal Sonic are sharing thoughts and memories. What's a new believer to do?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Sonic, Metal Sonic, Amy, Antoine
More Than Useless reviews
Amy Rose has been chosen to take the King's message to a dangerous city in the Borderlands. Lucifer is determined to stop her at all costs. Luckily for her, the King has sent her help from another world...they just can't understand why he sent THEM...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,770 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Amy, Dr. Finitevus, Vector, Espio
I Surrender All reviews
Knuckles the Echidna refuses to believe in anything he cannot prove, but when he asks the Master Emerald to prove the existance of God, he gets more than he bargained for. And Commander Shadow desperately tries to find a deciever before it is too late...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,341 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Knuckles, Shadow - Complete
I Still Believe reviews
Sonic the Hedgehog finally gives in to Amy's constant pleadings and agrees to go on an outing with her, and she takes church? Here he makes a desision that alters his life and may be the only hope for a Shadow the Hedgehog in another dimension...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,606 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
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