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Author has written 7 stories for Redwall, Lord of the Rings, and Soul Calibur.

Hello. I am Badrang3. Not good enough? Sorry, I can't think of much else to say. At any rate, here is a list about me. Favorite books: Redwall, Lord of the Rings. Favorite movies: Die Hard, The Good the Bad and the Ugly Favorite bands: Beatles, CCR, Blood-Sweat-and-Tears. Um, this is all I can think of now. I may add more. I have no idea how to wrap this up, so i'm just going to stop typing.

To all of you so called "writers" who beg for reviews, and then fly off the handle when someone gives you a candid opinion about your work: grow up and shut up. You put a story up, you've subjected it to others opinions, and that's all there is to it. And as for the never-boring "If you don't like it, don't read it," response, "If you don't like it, then don't write it."

I'm making a list of answers for those who have a problem with my reviews. Generally, spazzy responses tend to repeat themselves; should one of the following responses be one you yourself are considering of using, please regard what I have to say.

"No one is asking you to read it!!11"

Actually, you are. You have posted your story in a public forum for public viewing, and thus are asking the world to view it. If you did not want me to read it, then I don't imagine you would have made it available to me in the first place.

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."

IF you honestly believe that the world is a bubble wrapped place where no one will bear any ill will towards anything, you're in for a crushing realization. Further more, you have the review option available, and thus I assume you want my opinion; for if you did not want opinions, you surely wouldn't have made it possible for me to offer them to you.

"It's called FAN Fiction, and I can do whatever I want."

And as it is fan fiction, and I deem myself a fan, I have every right to dislike your story on behalf of my fandom as you do to write your story. Since we are all of us fans (and frankly, I would debate how many people who write the stories I despise could be called fans) then we both would have reason to like or dislike a story.

"My life sucks/ my dog died/ I like to bring up parts of my personal life to try and make you feel bad for having an opinion!!"

And I care why? I'm talking about a story, not your biography. Your story is my concern, and that is all I am concerned with. Anything other than that is inconsequential.

"You're mean!"

You're a pussy.

This section will doubtlessly expand in the future.

Anime is all that is wrong with the world.

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Official Fanfiction University of Redwall by Kit and Minty reviews
Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,678 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2006
Majora's Mask The true story by Master Ruck reviews
MM novelisation. Chapter 15, the frost-filled nightmare of the Snowhead Temple awaits where the cold, and other matters, are a discomfort to all who venture within the icy halls. On temporary hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,775 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Link, Tatl
She Who Pretends to be Who She is Not by Lady Shikyo reviews
About Emily Brent from Agatha Christie's 'Ten Little Indians'. It says 'x-over' but it's really not; I just couldn't figure out how to get it to be just 'Misc. Books'. It's a poem I had to do for English, and I thought maybe it could draw some reviews...
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
The Council of Pippin by Earendilion reviews
What would have happened if Elrond was late for his own council? Something disastrous, no doubt. Nominated for 2007 MC Awards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Aragorn, Please Wash Your Hair! by purplediamond7 reviews
Arwen's doubts weren't about Aragorn's mortality... They were about his hair! Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Twilit: The Musical by Snidian reviews
Several choice scenes from Twilight Princess, improved with musical numbers! Scenes are not in chronological order. Next up: a Spamalot Parody!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
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The Legend of Mack reviews
Join Grizzly Bear Mack as he battles fear, injustice, tragic pasts, political correctness, annoying teenagers, and the vicous Cossack Horde of Vlad the Bad!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
How I Saved the World reviews
In which several minor characters reveal their own, often over looked efforts to aid the heroes and save the world
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
The Search For A Tenth RingWraith reviews
Angry at Elrond for swiping the group of Nine idea, the Witch King sends Nazgul Number Nine to find them... another Ringwraith!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 7/15/2005
Saving Siegfried reviews
Astaroth tries to save Nightmare from the horrors of being a tragic hero and preserve one of the greatest villains of all time.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Welcome to My Parlour reviews
In a desperate attempt to ward off these girls who are falling into his world, an elf seeks help from an unlikely source...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Don't Mess With the Man With an Axe reviews
Yunsung is brave, couragous, skilled, and honourable! Astaroth really doesn't care. Yunsung bashing, rated T for slight violence near the end.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
The One Bell to Rule Them All reviews
Inside his firey mountain, the Dark Lord Joseph the Bellmaker forged his one bell to rule them all! Please R&R. Flames will be ignored.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004