Phoebonica
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Joined 03-20-04, id: 557724
Author has written 38 stories for Harry Potter, Sandman, and Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Hi. I'm Phoebonica, and I'm now 20 years old, which I find unnerving and would prefer not to discuss.

My main fandom at present is A Series of Unfortunate Events, but I dabble in others on occasion.

My Fanfic100 claim was accepted. One hundred stories about the Snicket siblings, including ones I've already written. I'll be posting everything for that here, as well.

And The Heart of a Serpent is a one-shot that was written purely because I got tired of seeing the phrase "a certain _" in summaries. I'm afraid there's not going to be any more. I probably should have made that clearer. goes to edit summary

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Desideratum by Serria reviews
L didn't have a real name and he finds his immunity to the Death Note tragic. Light joins him on his journey of self discovery when Interpol joins the task force in finding Kira. The battle of the wits between detective and suspect isn't over. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,264 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Light Y., L
The Treacherous Tile by Qoheleth reviews
Although this story is only 322 words long, it manages to contain a sneaky trap, mah-jongg, bugging, and an elaborate pun. Under these circumstances, my readers will doubtless wish to avoid it.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
Real Stars Dying by Dollfayce reviews
Violet and Olaf, talking on the boat, before it all goes down. So to speak. VioletxOlaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
A Snake in the Grass by NeoVenus22 reviews
AU. Lemony Snicket has gone missing, and a new narrator takes over. Violet becomes Olaf's Countess. Klaus and Sunny move in with Monty, and plot how to rescue their sister. M for adult themes. KlausViolet, OlafViolet.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,086 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 9/17/2005
Hush, Hush, Whisper Who Dares by Mollyscribbles reviews
[Pooh] Christopher Robin is still out there in the woods, playing, . . . and your dog is living on a nice farm somewhere. Written in reaction to Disney's announcement of the new series.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Complete
La Forza Del Destino by inactiveGE reviews
AU, some spoilers for 11th book. Who is the real father of Kit's baby? What would have happened if she had shown up in the scene of Dewey's death? What's her and Olaf's history? I own nothing at all.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Count O., Kit S. - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Pretender by Lover's End reviews
Fiona was a pretender, and she knew it. [Oneshot. Sympathetic.]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
A Rush of Blood to the Head by MLynnBloom reviews
A version to why Lemony Snicket is on the run. Songfic of Coldplay's 'A Rush of Blood to the Head'. (one-shot; pre-Beatrice's death)
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
Dreams, Absent by crankyhermit reviews
Nothing happens to Lucien, rather slowly.
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Complete
Memento D'amour by PandaFollowsPeach reviews
A lone figure stand among the remains of a long forgotten mansion...DH owns all, I own nothing.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/30/2003
Kamikaze by blissfully ignorant reviews
After the loss of his brother, endless members and of course his beloved Beatrice, our dear Mr. Snicket decides it's time to take matters into his own hands. Not for the idealistic ones who dislike the idea of Snicket violence
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2003
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Mount Fraught Syndrome reviews
AU. Mount Fraught Syndrome: where prisoners grow to despise their captors, and spend every moment trying to escape. Violet marries Olaf. But it's not what you think.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Klaus B., Violet B.
Thin Air reviews
Dewey teaches Kit to climb a rope. Written for the 5th anniversary contest at 667.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Kit S. - Complete
Choreography reviews
Kit and Olaf dueling in a library. In more ways than one.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
Advice reviews
Jacques always knows what to do. But some problems can't be solved. Slash, JeromexJacques, written for Weird Ships Week at 667 Dark Avenue.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Jerome S., Jacques S. - Complete
The Perils Of Island Life reviews
Takes place after The End and The Beatrice Letters, and contains spoilers for both. A story of a girl and her family, and a man and his grief, and a story that is now complete.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,736 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Lemony S. - Complete
The Reason Most Squibs Have Cats reviews
It is a truth widely acknowledged that Squibs tend to be cat people. One Squib explains why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2007 - OC - Complete
AlphabeticisedImprovised reviews
One hundred sentences about Kit's love life. KitDewey, KitOlaf. Written for the 1sentence community on livejournal. Please read the Author's Notes for more information.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
Unguarded Moment reviews
Ernest is unwell, and has a strange conversation with Kit. Possible implied ErnestKit if you look really hard.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Kit S. - Complete
And They Lived reviews
Happily ever after wouldn't last very long... The Baudelaires tell bedtime stories. Has spoilers for The End.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Tell Me I'm Crazy, Maybe I Know reviews
Lemony thinks Kit can do better. Big spoilers for The End.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Kit S., Lemony S. - Complete
Racing Inevitability reviews
A broken test tube leads to a race against time.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Kit S., Lemony S. - Complete
Behind The Eyes reviews
...and he simply had an odd habit of disappearing for hours on end sometimes. A quirk, an idiosyncrasy.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Lemony S. - Complete
Our Final Curtain reviews
Lemony and Olaf both know it shouldn't end like this. But they can't work out how it is supposed to end. T for language and dark themes.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
Water Bugs and Rabbit Holes reviews
Being together doesn't solve everything. Kit and Lemony talk, in the ruins of the Hotel.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Kit S., Lemony S. - Complete
Playing With Matches reviews
He knows it's dangerous, they both do. It's just an illusion. It's wrong. But they can let themselves believe differently for a while. Viomony, and Violet's an adult just so you know.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Lemony S., Violet B. - Complete
Devoted reviews
You can't stop loving the person you devoted your life to. Even when they leave you behind... LemonyBeatrice
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Lemony S. - Complete
All We Can Ask For In This World reviews
It's been a good day, and Kit is going home. But a villianous triplet and a near miss remind her that nothing's as certain as it seems. Rated T for mild sexual content
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Kit S. - Complete
Observation Of A Meeting reviews
A dark night, a long black car, and the delivery of a manuscript. Lemony's not as reliable as he appears at first glance. This is how the end begins...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Lemony S., VFD - Complete
Raison d'etre reviews
Beatrice is gone, and all Lemony wants is an explanation. ETA: People have told me I rated this too high, so I'm moving it down to T. Warning for violence and some bad language.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
Grey Umbrella reviews
The story of that photograph. LemonyBeatrice, in the early years when they weren't depressed or dead.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Lemony S. - Complete
Withdrawal reviews
Jacques died. Kit hid. But it's never quite that simple.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Kit S. - Complete
Hypothetical Situation reviews
Jacques faces a moral dilemma. It's only a game, but some people take that kind of thing more seriously than others.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Jacques S., Lemony S. - Complete
The People Who'll Always Be There reviews
Violet suspects that Lemony knows a lot more about her than he's telling. Probably AU.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Violet B., Lemony S. - Complete
The End Is Near reviews
Lemony's thoughts as the end approaches. Ficlet.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Lemony S. - Complete
Who I Think You Are reviews
Kit returns to the remains of the Hotel Denouement, and finds she's not alone there...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Kit S. - Complete
Preparations reviews
Kit prepares for the trial. Dewey wants to know what comes next.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Kit S. - Complete
Engagement reviews
Before she died, he wore the ring on a chain around his neck. Ficlet. ETA: LemonyBeatrice, because I'm dumb and forgot to put that earlier.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Lemony S. - Complete
Initial Reflection reviews
Jacques thinks about what VFD really stands for. Implied character death. Well, we all know what happened to Jacques, don't we?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Jacques S. - Complete
Omniscient reviews
It is unnerving to see yourself referred to as a literary device. Drabble, one hundred words exactly.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lemony S. - Complete
Scenes From the Last Safe Place reviews
Lemony meets his sister at the Hotel. It's been a long time. Needless to say, this contains spoilers. Don't read it unless you've read The Penultimate Peril, because it won't make any sense.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Lemony S., Kit S. - Complete
An Extremely Lucky Man reviews
A wedding is supposed to be a happy occasion. But sometimes the past comes back to haunt you... OCBeatrice, LemonyBeatrice
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2005 - VFD, Lemony S. - Complete
Fernald's Folly reviews
It's their third game in a row. There's nothing else to do...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Fernald, Fiona - Complete
Someone Watching reviews
Kit hasn't seen her little brother in a while...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Kit S., Lemony S. - Complete
As Cold as Winter reviews
In which a young Lemony learns that terrible things can and do happen, even when you're in love.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Lemony S. - Complete
Loyalties reviews
Kit's reaction to Beatrice's wedding announcement. Oneshot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Kit S. - Complete
The Heart of a Serpent reviews
A certain Slytherin has feelings for Hermione, but how can he ever express his love? Note: This is a oneshot, which means no more chapters. Sorry guys. Also, check the genre.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Gregory G., Hermione G. - Complete
Riddle reviews
Like it says a riddle. The answer is probably obvious to anyone here, but it's not as simple as it looks...
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Complete
Cruciatus reviews
Set during Goblet of Fire. Neville's thoughts as he lies awake after Moody's first lesson.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Neville L. - Complete