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Joined 03-20-04, id: 557765, Profile Updated: 09-01-08
Author has written 28 stories for Redwall, NCIS, Stargate: Atlantis, Misc. Movies, and Stargate: SG-1.

Whee... It's September 1st... Time to update the profile again...

Okay, lessee here. I'm Jeana a.k.a. the-Bookworm-Princess. I'm 19. I love to write and vid more than anything else. My website is

While the Redwall book series is what originally got me started on fanfiction, my fic "Shyla's Adventure" has unfortunately been abandoned. Now I mainly write for Stargate: Atlantis, but I've got two remaining NCIS bunnies and a Sam/Rodney story in the works as well.

NCIS - This was my first major fandom, and the characters are so much fun to write, especially Abby. Unfortunately, I'm not very good at writing Ziva, so I haven't written anything following the season 3 storyline except a post-Twilight fic. Unless the story is labeled as "no ship", I'll be pairing Tony/Kate and Gibbs/Abby.

Stargate: Atlantis - Thanks again, Amelia, for getting me hooked. Sheppard and Rodney are easy for me to write, and I adore writing for this fandom. Most of my pairings for this one are show-character/OC, although I did do a John/Teyla fic that I'm pretty happy with. And Weir/Zelenka! I'm sorry, but that's just adorkable. Anyways, I don't really know what possessed me, but my main offering for this fandom is my "shevie" trilogy. Note to self: Amelia, we must come up with a name for this trilogy. Anyways, Bound and Determined, the first one, is only seven chapters and it's not my best as I was really new to the fandom; Dirty Little Secret, the sequel, is twenty chapters and a whole lot better; and I just finished Growing Pains at sixty chapters. I am very happy with the whole series, but I plan to take a nice break from writing SGA when I finish GP. I know it's not the most popular thing, but I have paired up both John and Rodney with OC's, though they are not Mary-Sues. So, if lead-character/OC isn't your thing...I'd say "try it anyway", but that'd be bossy. ;)

Stargate SG-1 - Well, as I said, I'm trying to write a Sam/Rodney, which I guess would be an SGA/SG-1 crossover. But there is no way in heck that I could ever write Teal'c, so don't expect any elaborate SG-1 fics from meesa.

Lost - Even though I hate Jack's guts, I ship him with Juliet. When I'm not in a Jears mood, that is. :-D My other ships are Sawyer/Kate and Charlie/Claire(SKate and PB&J forever!). Not sure if I'll ever get around to writing a Lost fic, but I'd like to.

Firefly - Lovely show, but I've got so many other bunnies in my head I can't even think about writing for this fandom yet.

Thoughtcrimes - Really good movie. I did an uber short "Five Things" fic because I couldn't get those few short little scenes out of my head, but I am planning on doing two multi-chapter stories. That's right, Amelia; I don't believe in one-shots. ;) Heck, I've got the idea for the sequel, but still have no idea what the plot is for the first one!

Oh yeah, and to all you "lurkers" out there who read and don't review, reviews really do make an author's world go round, and I'd love it if you'd let me know what you thought of my stories. ;)

Jeana :);):D

PS - Go and check out all of Commodore Norrington's and Corvaisis' stuff. :D

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Eye of the Beholder by Sache8 reviews
SEQUEL to Amelia's Violin, formerly titled Across the Stars. Jonas joins SG1 on a mission to rescue Daniel Jackson, who has been kidnapped from a Tok’ra base along with someone Jonas once cared for deeply. JonasOFC.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,200 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - J. Quinn - Complete
The Boxers Incident by Sache8 reviews
In a practical joke war, John Sheppard loses out.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
A Midsummer Night at the SGC by Commodore Norrington reviews
Stargate Atlantis crossover. If you've read or seen A Midsummer Night's Dream, this doesn't need a summary. If you haven't...I don't think I can do it justice.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Scimitar of Saladin by Commodore Norrington reviews
They’d always known Meredith was different – ‘special,’ they liked to say – but they’d never thought he was stupid.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
One for the Team by peanutbutterer reviews
Short and slightly crazy. JohnElizabeth, LorneElizabeth
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Who Killed Kavanaugh? by BiteMeTechie reviews
Who dunnit? Sheppard? McKay? Zelenka?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Martini and a Massage by Corvaisis reviews
Oneshot: Our favorite castaways have been rescued, and Sawyer treats himself to his two favorite types of relaxation. Skate with a Jate past
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
Her War with Peace by Corvaisis reviews
FINISHED! A lonely new student at Sky High falls for Warren and desires his friendship, but is unsure how to go about winning his affection. WarrenOC, NOT MarySue.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Amelia's Violin by Sache8 reviews
Version 2.0 A story about love, music, and Season Six of Stargate. JonasOC. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,005 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - J. Quinn - Complete
Jasmine and Roses by Celtic Knot reviews
Sheppard pops the question. JohnTeyla. Warning: Character death.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/5/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Centre Ice by Commodore Norrington reviews
Two sons, two fathers. Twenty years before he's even heard of a Stargate, Rodney has a chance encounter.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Anything? by Beaker Bait reviews
John had always told himself that he would do anything to keep Elizabeth safe, but what she was asking him to do, what he was being cornered into went against every moral he had.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,482 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Plot Holes of Doom:How Col Hotpants Saved the Day by WhatNext reviews
When giant plot holes of doom threaten the very existence of the Pegasus galaxy and its inhabitants, Lieutenant Colonel John Hotpants bravely steps up to the challenge of saving the day, hair carefully coiffed and pants slung dangerously low...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/25/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
You're Reading What? by raisintorte reviews
A romance novel gets passed around Atlantis. Spoilers through Duet. [Moslty Gen with some CadmanBeckett and SheppardWeir].
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Carson B., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Priceless by Wraithfodder reviews
An an alien is attracted to McKay Written for the SGAH 5minute fic challenge to start story with Good grief.. is he naked? COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Ties That Bind by Commodore Norrington reviews
Kate suddenly has to deal with the ramifications of an event she would rather have forgotten.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,666 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Alcohol is Bad, MmKay? by cybersyd42 reviews
Part of the SGAHC challenge. Weir leaves the boys in charge of Atlantis for 24 hours. What can possibly go wrong? Oneoff.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
American Nightmare by cheezmunky reviews
All you new people need to know is that it's an angsty TATE. :D The rest of you know the plot and all this seems superfluous to me. :D
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Tony D., Kate T.
One Hell of a Lover by HelenL reviews
This one is staying a sappy one off... Sorry guys!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2005
Parallel Parking by Ann3 reviews
Telling Laura to 'park it'... hmmm, not the best idea that Murphy's ever had ! Hope you enjoy, please R&R !
Remington Steele - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2004
Falling For You by Gibbsgirl reviews
Kate's fall from a fire escape does more than land her in Tony's arms. --Complete--
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 85,407 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Complete
Fairies, Donkeys, and Baseball Cards by Commodore Norrington reviews
Tony and Kate are discussing childhood traumas when Gibbs steps in.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2004
Jurassic Park III and ½: The Lost Hat by The Mutant Velociraptor reviews
Remember the end of JP3, when Billy gives Alan's hat back? It turns out.. he didn't. Alan discovers he has a bond with that hat, and he and Billy head back to the island. It can only spell trouble, and complications occur once they find out who has it...
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,035 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
Shotgun by Commodore Norrington reviews
Kate finds out something about Gibbs, something he's been telling them all along.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004
Billy Goats Gruff by T'PeeJ reviews
A little drinking, a phone call and calling Gibbs a Troll. B. Cavis Pony challenge.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004
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Chicken Soup for the Atlantis Soul reviews
Series of unrelated John/Evie one-shots from within my finally-named "Sex, Lies, and Puddlejumpers" 'verse about Sheppard, Evie, Aiden, and co. Contains references through my fic "Growing Pains". 10/50 prompts complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - John S.
Collide reviews
John messes with an Ancient device and wakes up with more problems than he bargained for. Part of my "Sex, Lies, and Puddlejumpers" 'verse.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Tights and Fangs and MiniSkirts, Oh My! reviews
A Halloween party -- Atlantis style. More McKay/Keller fun. Sequel to "A Little Less Macho, A Little More Geek".
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Jennifer K., Rodney M. - Complete
A Little Less Macho, A Little More Geek reviews
Sequel to "Some Hearts Just Get Lucky Sometimes". An amusing confession is made around a campfire. Short McKay/Keller fluff.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Rodney M., Jennifer K. - Complete
Some Hearts Just Get Lucky Sometimes reviews
Jennifer asks Rodney to be her date at a medical conference gala in New York. Happy, amusing fluff. McKay/Keller pre-ship. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Rodney M., Jennifer K. - Complete
Growing Pains reviews
Angstily follows the lives of just about everyone on Atlantis for the next 18 years. Third story following Bound and Determined and Dirty Little Secret. SheppardEvie. Complete, zomg! Third story in my "Sex, Lies, and Puddlejumpers" 'verse.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 188,502 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Distracted reviews
Stargate: Atlantis crossover. While observing an interrogation, Rodney gets a little distracted by Ziva. Written for the prompt: Ziva and Rodney. "I can kill you."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Ziva D. - Complete
Pedal to the Metal reviews
A friend asked me to write a story with Vala and Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars. This humorous ficlet is the result. Daniel should have known better than to take Vala car shopping...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Dear Mother reviews
crack!fic. An AU where the characters of Atlantis work at a high school. The ficlet is in the form of a letter that the poor, shunned janitor writes to his mother.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Harder reviews
Elizabeth goes looking for John and Rodney and finds them in a most unexpected position...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Those Nights reviews
She’s woken up in his bed before, fallen asleep in his arms a few times. But not for the reasons those two would think. Spoilers for Michael, Progeny, and Submersion.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Five Times Brendan Kissed Freya reviews
[Thoughtcrimes] Title sounds silly, but it's taken from the 5 Things meme. BrendanFreya fluff. Five little moments during the progress of their relationship.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Cruciatus reviews
Missing scene from Progeny. RodneyElizabeth angst. Rated T for violence.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Evie is alright with having a secret relationship with Sheppard, but what will happen when he wants something more? Sequel to “Bound and Determined”. ShepOC. Second story in my "Sex, Lies, and Puddlejumpers" 'verse.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,776 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Nurse Tony reviews
Kate gets sick and Tony has to take care of her. I just found this that I had written forever ago and forgotten to post, so here it is. AUTwilight, what Twilight?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Bound and Determined reviews
Two somebodies get kidnapped. One somebody likes the other somebody. Will their teams be able to find them before the deadline? ShepOC. The summary stinks, but I promise it's good! First story in my "Sex, Lies, and Puddlejumpers" 'verse.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Carson's Revenge reviews
Carson finally gets his revenge. Just a short little comical oneshot. Enjoy!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Carson B. - Complete
Shattered Lives reviews
This is my little post Twilight fic. I finally got it out. I know that everyone has done one, but mine has a unique twist, I promise. Spoilers for Twilight. Duh... Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Everything to Me reviews
This story is cowritten with nikkinor. We wanted to try a different pairing, so this story details Kate and Gerald’s feelings during Bete Noire, and the aftermath of the ordeal. Spoliers for said episode. Complete!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Kate T., Gerald J. - Complete
Ramifications reviews
Someone obviously wasn't thinking ahead when they acted. Response to a challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Display of Affection reviews
How the team members spend Valentine's Day. Basic Valentine's Day fluff, as promised. I'm sorry that I didn't post it earlier. I hope you enjoy it! Please review, as a ValDay present for me. :D I reposted this because I got it edited. :
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Mutual Attraction reviews
Tony and Kate finally realize that they love each other. This is a followup for The Perfect Gift for those of you who wanted it. :D .
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Stolen in the Night reviews
When a member of the team is kidnapped, the guys will do everything in their power to bring them back safely. Completed!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Breaking the News reviews
Drabble. Somewhat odd, but just read it, please. Sorry about the accidental post, everyone!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
The Perfect Gift reviews
Kate and Tony search for the perfect gift for each other. Mindless fluff, really, but it's still great to read. As always, read and review! .:.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Night Fight reviews
The team goes on a unique mission in the woods at nights. Sounds lame, I know, but just read it please! :D
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Complete
I'm Here For You reviews
Totally Tate! Tony comforts Kate during a tragedy...I wrote this at like 12:30 in the morning so..... don't expect TOO much. Reviews are welcome, but plz be nice.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Shyla's Adventure reviews
A short-story about the adventure of a young ottermaid and her friend. Please go easy on me, this is my first fic. R&R plz! :D
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2004