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Author has written 5 stories for Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing, Banjo-Kazooie, and Sweeney Todd.

I'm retired. :I

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The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Nightmare on Fleet Street by Marzi reviews
Man eater gets a new definition in London when zombies suddenly appear in Mrs. Lovett's shop.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 47,725 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Sasukes cow days by The Lolita Doll reviews
Kristen and Yuki's crack story of insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Immortal : The Remake by Rusty-Knives reviews
This is my remake of the infamous 'My immortal' by Tara Gilesbie, also known on this site as XXXbloodyrists666XXX. This story is not an MST, it is not a 'Kill MarySue', but rather what I thought should have happened with Ebony. Flame please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
The Wolf and the Lionslayer by CAKEMAN reviews
Things are heating up as Cody faces a nameless enemy, and tries to come to terms with what he's done. Meanwhile, what has become of Ganz?
Radiata Stories - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006
Kieran's Musical Bathtime Fun by The Canadian Ninja reviews
.UA. Kieran breaks into song when bathing. Rated T for language. Chapter 5 Kieran expands his audience to the battlefield!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006
The Bloody Death of Jimminy Cricket by Avacados are evil reviews
This is what you get when you try to beat Poster Duty ... for 4 hours in a row
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Versus the old ladies by PRIVATE reviews
Short. Dumb. And stupid as heck. But it has Baryl and Colonel if it helps.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Prodigy by Chance O'Neal reviews
We know that Genius entered Vareth at the tender age of seven. However, here is a possible telling as to how that might have occurred. ONESHOT.
Radiata Stories - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Kagome's Implants by Story Weaver1 reviews
This fic is proof I've been reading too much perverted AnimeManga. Rated for theme.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Teisel Bonne vs The Map by Silver Unicorn reviews
the title explains all, it's about teisal vs. the map from Dora the Explorer ** i sorta came up with this story but most cough cough partical all of the credit goes to my pal Sale**
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Complete
The Hall of Heroes by Salacassera reviews
All about the people Sir Dan meets in the Hall of Heroes.
MediEvil - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2001 - Complete
Sub City by Nova Strike reviews
A poem about the Sub Cities where the Watcher, Sleeper, and Dreamer Keys are held.
Mega Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2001
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Mr Todd's True Motive reviews
This is crack, lolz.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Red Feathers reviews
She's like one of their own. [Oneshot.]
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Dress reviews
Tangy corrects Rowan on a very important matter. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Severed Dragon Tales reviews
Hector is bored. [Oneshot, crack. Sequel of sorts to Dorcas the Explorer.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Dorcas the Explorer reviews
Dorcas the Explorer and his friends help Eliwood find his daddy! [Oneshot crack]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
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