Author has written 11 stories for Wreck-It Ralph, Cars, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Big Hero 6.
Just a small town girl
Living in a LONELY WOOORRRRLLLLDDDD *shot*
Just a humble fanfiction writer. Nuff said
Many often ask this:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Well, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! :P
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled onions. They weren't very nice so he took them back to the store for a refund.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating some curds and whey - wait, why is she eating the two components separately? Wouldn't it be more sensible to just drink fresh milk? That's gross!
Volo Pro Veritas ~ I fly for truth
I'm bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no-one I'd rather be than me.
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato
Life doesn't always go the way you expect it. But you came here to become a firefighter. If you give up today, think of all the lives you won't save tomorrow.
There is only one thing that makes authors and reading enthusiasts loose their minds. What is it? Read the first sentence again, carefully.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
When life gives you lemons, lock them up in a cage and present them to C.H.R.O.M.E.