Yo! My name is EvilCuttlefish, I am a guy and I am in my late teens, I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick, nice to meetcha all!

As to where I live, you know, country, state, city, and stuff like that... I live in this universe, in this Solar system, on the planet earth in said Solar system.(lol short version, I'm not gonna tell )

For the most part, I will be doing beta work(although I have to write at least 5 stories first, and I suck a writing! T-T ), I know how Japanese grammar works for the most part, so what suffixes go where, how to structure a sentences to sound a little more natural and whatnot...

Be warned! I may rant a little... (O.K. maybe not just a little..) on some pet peeves I have, so be prepared.

I will Beta on Naruto, Pokemon, One Piece and Fairy Tail, and maybe some other stories that catch my interest...

As to actually writing a Fanfiction... uhhh... maybe... maybe not... lol I dunno, maybe if I get enough courage to write one... Which i finally did...

So, feel free to ask me to for advice on how to correct some Japanese grammar problems, or to beta, and I will be happy to help... (although I will not do anything like a lemon orlime, sorry not my style, I skip reading them when I run into one anyway)

My favorite anime is Naruto

My favorite author is Clive Cussler

My Top 3 Favorite Naruto Pairings:

Naruto/Hinata (Ya ya, I know, its over used, I don't care)

Naruto/Mei (Because when I looked, I found only 1 complete story and a few other incomplete and a few harems.)

Naruto/Hana ('Cause I haven't really seen any besides a few that are not a harem)

My Top 4 Hated Naruto Pairings:

Naruto/Sakura (I really don't like her personality or character)

Naruto/Sasuke (...Where did this pairing come from anyway...)

Naruto/Kushina (You know, there are reasons why there are laws that say not to do this, its called if they have a child, birth defects and the chance of the child not surviving the birthing process, plus the whole, you know, morality thing of ITS HIS MOTHER!)

Sasuke/Hinata. No, just, no.

To all of those who review on my stories and have issues with the plot, or the characters, or how they act. Such as this review from a guest on my story "The True Naruto": Kakashi already knew Naruto was the son of Minato and Kushina dumb*bleep*.

Here is my reply: This is fanfiction... It means that I can write it pretty much anyway I wish the events to go or characters act. It's fiction.

Jutsu list

http:///wiki/Category:Jutsu

Pantera Claws

http:///ninja-style-hand-claw-anderson-cutlery-pantera-claw-p-12.html

Fuuinjutsu info

/fuuinjutsu.php

4/4/2014

Alright, I have some suggestions to those writers who have problems with losing their stories because of the 90 day memory for this site when you are writing your stories, and I have a solution!

BUY. A. USB. DRIVE.

Easy as that, the docs. take a few MB and if you get a two gig stick for like $8 at the nearest store with a electronics department, you can keep a hard copy that won't delete itself after 3 months, TA DA problem solved!

Other than that, if you make a folder on the desktop that says something like: Stories, Fanfiction, Writing stuff etc. that could also be a way to keep a hard copy of the story.

Ok, I have a request from a reader for a story, Kind of what I'm doing for this story, he is denied training by Kakashi, Naruto becomes sort of a cold, gray, detached personality trains himself with no outside help, but still loyal to Konoha, no harem(not that I would do one anyway) or Hinata pairing, or no pairing at all, I like the idea, although I think I would like a beta before I start, plus I would like to finish the story on working on now.

I have an idea for a story, I don't see a lot of stories for Naruto adopting a child and raising said child, the ones I have seen, they weren't completed, so, I would like ideas from you viewers on how to go about that, idea for a plot, would the child be a boy or a girl, what would be his or her name, physical description, things like that.

I would love it if somebody could Beta for me, I would really appreciate it, it would kind of take the workload off of me a little bit so I can be a little less stressed (lol i was hoping that writing would be a stress relief, derp) So far X559X is betaing for me, but I can always use an extra pair of eyes.

OK, an update on my story The True Naruto, I am currently working on the next chapter, it is just taking some time to get it right, um, as well as some stuff happened(coughFinalExamscough) and i am also trying to get a long chapter, it seems that the chapters before were a little too short.

10/3/2014

Chapter 4 is going good, it should be finished sometime soon.

Challange: My first challange to whom ever wants to take it on!

Amine/manga: Naruto.

Summery: Naruto is placed in a political marriage. He is in the contract with a princess!

Must be an OC of your own creation, or a female character from the series, preferably an OC.

No Yaoi, No Yuri.

IF a female character from the series is chosen, it cannot be Sakura, Koyuki Kazehana, or Shion.(Not negotiable)

Must be more than 5 chapters in length.

NO HAREM(Not negotiable)

Rating is up to you.

No Lemons.(Not negotiable)

Can be a crossover.

Please PM me if you wish to undertake this challenge and tell me what you are gonna name the story. I look forward to reading it.

1-21-2018

Hello, I will no longer be writing stories, mostly due to being homeless, and living out of my car. I’m so sorry that my only story will not be continued. Please feel free to use it as a seed to grow your own stories. If you would like to adopt my story, please feel free, on one condition: keep it Naruto x Hana(no harem). I hope you all have a good day.