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A writer’s brain is full of little gifts, like a piñata at a birthday party. It’s also full of demons, like a piñata at a birthday party in a mental hospital. The truth is, it’s demons that keep a tortured writer’s spirit alive, not Tootsie Rolls. Sure they’ll give you a tiny burst of energy, but they won’t do squat for your writing. So treat your demons with the respect they deserve, and with enough prescriptions to keep you wearing pants.

I don't believe in synthetic, sugary happy endings. I believe in deserved endings. Of course my moral compass is a bit wobbly, so whom I think is deserving of which sort of ending is somewhat deliciously skewed. I don't think the hero is always a good guy. I don't think that the the good guys should be promised the winning side just because they call themselves the good guys, and I think right and wrong are about as objective as anything could be.


Updates - Stories I write

2019.07.23 CYHMN Update

2019.07.22 Secondhand Slytherin Update

2019.07.10 Secondhand Slytherin Update

2019.07.07 NEW STORY 2ndHand Slytherin

2019.06.30 NEW STORY : Eyes on Me

2019.06.24 Unintentional Consequences Update

2019.06.23 Falling Inside the Black Update

2019.06.21 Adventures in Magick Update

2019.06.19 CYHMN Update

2019.03.10 NEW STORY : I Object!

2019.01.12 CYHMN Update

2019.01.08 Can You Hear Me Now UPDATE

2018.12.17 NEW STORY : When Opportunity Knocks

Mental Blurbs:

You know when it comes to racism, people say: "I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green."

Woah, hold on now! Purple or green?

You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people! (I actually quite like purple...)

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic!

I also post on A03 (archive of our own), WattPad and Adult FanFiction.

You can find me on Twitter if you so desire, or Second Life, or WOW.

Coming Attractions:

Six Feet (Posting) - Name change

Eyes on Me - Posting

Life and Times of a Villain outlining

How to Rule the World (Posting) - mild name change

For the Greater Good

Eternal Glory

I am Severus Snape (Rough Draft Finished)

Made it this far? Want a sugar free brownie? That sux. Because this is the INTERNET. There is no brownie. On a side note, there ain't no cake either, Darth Vader is Luke's father, Bambi's mother dies, Hans is the bad guy, Bella becomes a vampire. This is the only thing about her that changes, Gale is responsible for Primrose's death, and Draco Malfoy marries someone who never even came up in the stories-- because why the fuck not?

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The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,517 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 5,037 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Destiny Delayed by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Harry faces the newly reborn Voldemort in the graveyard, something goes wrong the instant their spells connect and both of them are transported to another world where witches and wizards don't exist. It's a world filled with advanced technology and sciences; a world where super heroes had been created through science, technology, accidents, and human evolution.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,713 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 3,947 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Harry Potter is a Mafia Boss by 3466-0402 reviews
In which Harry Potter decides that his calling in life is to be a mafia boss. So he buys a snazzy suit and starts a family. Ron becomes his right-hand man, Hermione his advisor, and Snape learns Italian not-so-inconspicuously at the back of a classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
Identity by Brackets reviews
A child's mind in isolation turns only to itself, but Harry discovers there another person. He enters the mind of the man who had made the world quail, and out of this rises a prodigy unlike no other. Dark!Harry No Pairings! Voldemort/Harry friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
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What Happens Next reviews
Harry glanced up into the startled eyes of Draco Malfoy. Pounding footsteps echoed in the hall behind him, and Harry was out of options. "Help me." In a world that feels familiar at first glance, times and events shift, twist, and turn into something even Albus Dumbledore couldn't have predicted. 2nd yr AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/29/2021 - Harry P., Draco M.
It's Saturday Night reviews
Draco comes back to Hogwarts for a newly instated 'eighth year' and ends up at a Gryffindor party in the Room of Requirement with alocohol, a magical version of truth or dare, and he's got his MirrorPhone out to record any potential blackmail material. At least, that's what he tells himself as he stares at a shirtless Harry Potter dancing on a table. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/25/2020 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Rivalry reviews
Draco's rivalry with Potter was well known at Hogwarts. When events at the beginning of Fourth year lead to the two of them becoming more than rivals, it activates an avalanche of unforeseen consequences that threaten to ignite the wizarding world. Contains: dark creatures, meddling Dumbledore, dark magic, smart Harry, possessive Slytherins, bad parents, bullying, and some bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,018 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stranger Than Fiction reviews
Harry receives a mysterious set of storybooks his 9th birthday. The summer he turns 11 Harry discovers not only does he share the main character's name - he IS the main character. The books tell the future! Now, what would a fairly clever child with no adult supervision do with this knowledge? Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 5/4/2020 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Harry P.
Eyes on Me reviews
At five-years-old little Harry Potter experiences his first big accidental magic. One that drastically changes his worldview and the course of his life. The Harry that eventually arrives at Hogwarts is one shaped by his childhood experiences...and the darkness of a cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,343 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 6/30/2019 - Harry P.
Threads reviews
Sometimes when things change there's no changing back. It's one year after the battle at Hogwarts. The school is rebuilt. Harry is returning after living alone in a haze of depression at Grimmauld Place. He finds solace in unexpected places, including the diary of the infamous Regulus Black. 8th year fic. MOD Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 11/25/2019 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Wizards in a Multiplayer Universe reviews
"Welcome to The Game." When his relatives decide to go visit Aunt Marge instead of having her come to them, thirteen-year-old Harry Potter is left behind. Left to his own devices he stumbles upon one of those handheld videogames his cousin Dudley loves so much. Are they always this interactive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/27/2019 - Harry P.
Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) reviews
Harry doesn't save Ginny in the chamber. Instead he tries to befriend the spirit of the Dark lord. As a result, he stumbles upon a secret that changes everything he thought was true. Includes witty vampires, car chases, moral dilemmas, a gunfight, torture, traitors and dramatic Malfoys. Blacks are also dramatic. Horror Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,444 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Secondhand Slytherin reviews
Just before the yule ball Harry receives advice from an unlikely source, which changes the night's course of events. Harry's just glad he isn't bored anymore. "They're going to stare regardless you know."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 7/7/2019 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unintentional Consequences reviews
Draco Malfoy was minding his own business in his compartment alone when a Gryffindor decided to fall from the sky and make their second trip to Hogwarts a bit more exciting than planned. Or the one where Harry isn't confident in Ron's capabilities to fly the car and makes a jump for it when they fly over the train, a little traumatized, and blurts out his problems to Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,586 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Draco M.
Falling Inside the Black reviews
When the Horcrux within awakens Harry changes forever. If a murdering Godfather and soul sucking dementors weren't enough he faces the reality of house politics, a psychopathic werewolf instructor, and his imminent merge with the soul of Tom Riddle. Good thing he's got a sense of humour. BAMF!Lupin. Creepy!Lupin. Crack. Jealous!Gryffindors. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Adventures in Magick reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3654 - Favs: 9,107 - Follows: 10,407 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
I object! reviews
Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 589 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
When Opportunity Knocks reviews
When Harry does an impulsive favour for Draco Malfoy at the beginning of second year, he gets more in return than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 235 - Published: 12/17/2018 - Harry P.
Dying is easy, Lliving is harder reviews
What if Harry saw Hogwarts less as an escape and more as an opportunity to change his life? What if he chose greatness? Alternate first year. Includes magical and pureblood culture.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,786 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Harry P.
Dark Water reviews
When Harry and Ron steal the flying car in second year things go horribly wrong. Harry Potter is nearly killed, and ends up lost and alone in the Forbidden Forest. When he emerges it is with a greater respect for magic and for his life. But this year, he isn't the only one making a comeback...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Harry P.
A Series of Unlikely Events reviews
While running through the Ministry in their attempts to avoid Death Eaters something went terribly wrong. Fortunately, Harry is nothing if not resilient. Inexplicably in the past? Your adversary is now your classmate? Sorted into Slytherin? Bring it on. Harry Potter has totally got this. Series of one shots detailing Harry's misadventures in the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Absolutely Unfortunate Harry Potter reviews
Harold James Potter -who much prefers 'Harry' thanks- is the only utterly ordinary member of the great Potter family. He doesn't have political ambitions, or a high IQ. He isn't even tall enough to get the cereal off the shelf! There's a bitter and vengeful demon living inside of him though. That's something, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P.
Weapons of Choice reviews
In a world where Tom Riddle became a politician not a Dark Lord, little Harry Potter grows up shut away in Godric's Hollow. As Hogwarts approaches -and the prejudice and politics that come along with it- halfblood Harry must use all of his cleverness and cunning to fight for his place in the wizarding world...or lose it. Massively AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Harry P., Remus L., Regulus B., OC
Friend or Foe reviews
At the Quidditch World Cup Harry witnesses Lucius striking his son with his cane. Upset on the blonde's behalf, Harry gets involved. Acting without thinking always was his greatest skill but, now that he's facing the consequences he realizes he might be in over his head. After all, no good deed goes unpunished. Hero-Complex!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,328 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Viktor K., Cedric D.
The Great Escape reviews
Harry and Voldemort tumble through the veil while dueling and come out the other side. When a secret organization captures them, nothing is ever the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Cake By The Ocean : 1942 reviews
Riddle glanced at him sidelong. "Have I, for an unfathomable reason, acquired an unwanted pet?" Locked in his headmaster's office after the events at the ministry, Harry discovers a collection of memories revealing the childhood of his enemy...and his own. But, it is what he does with this information that matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Everybody Wants To Rule The World! reviews
We do stupid things when we're wandering the Chamber of Secrets alone in the middle of the night. Mistakes like this are easier to hide when they aren't following you around, whispering advice and invading your personal space. InvoluntaryApprentice!Harry. A basilisk wasn't the only thing Hogwarts kept locked away for centuries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,691 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Something Wicked reviews
Petunia abandons her 9 year old nephew when his hair turns a shade of red associated with the Devil. Frightened and alone little Harry stumbles upon the entrance to Diagon Alley. There he unlocks his magic...and something else along with it. Horcrux!Harry. Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Getting Away with Murder reviews
When thirteen-year-old Harry Potter runs away from home, Sirius Black is there to offer him another one. Of this family everything comes at a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,495 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Darker Than Blood reviews
Shunned by the school for becoming the fourth TriWizard Champion, Harry Potter re-enters the Chamber in the night. Once there he discovers Hogwarts' darkest secret and what just might be the key to his survival. Disclaimer:This is a FANFICTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 665 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L., Salazar S.
Very Bad Boys reviews
Sometimes it gets to the point where you have to stand up for yourself and take charge of your life. Even at the cost of everything else. Time Turner abuse. Crack. Banter. OCs. Plotting. Teenage Dark Lords. Who knew being bad felt so good? Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,508 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Draco M., OC
A Devil in the House reviews
We've all got our demons. Harry's are literal. Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Harry P.
Alchema: Child of Strength reviews
Old story, being edited and rewritten. Will repost with new title when finished. BOTH THIS AND ITS PREQUEL ARE BEING REWRITTEN. THE NEW VERSION IS ENTITLED 'A Devil In The House'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,901 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., OC
Alchema: Child of Fate reviews
Old story, being edited and rewritten. Will repost with new title when finished. BOTH THIS AND ITS SEQUEL ARE BEING REWRITTEN. THE NEW VERSION IS ENTITLED 'A Devil In The House'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,446 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Harry P., Lucius M., OC - Complete
Moments reviews
Collection of the bare ideas used in the dreams sequence from the first Alchema. May post more idea blurbs as I go along. Feel free to comment and let me know if you think one of them merits a full story. I do glance at it once in a while.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Tom R. Jr.