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Joined 03-13-14, id: 5588410, Profile Updated: 09-19-18
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, and Avengers.

September 2018 Update

Hello, loyal readers.

You will be delighted to know I aim to update at least three of my stories this month. I will of course go for more if I find that I can. I know you all have been waiting desperately and I thank you for your continued interest in my little scribblings. I hope you all can bear with me as I try to get things updated. As it is, I do not have a place of my own at the current moment. In fact, have not so for nearly a year now. It is difficult for me to find time to outline scenes and chapters as well as track character arcs and plot points.

At this precise moment I find myself tucked into a corner of a library, utilizing its internet and tapping away at the keyboard on my tiny laptop I only recently purchased. Between scurrying too and fro I do find comfort in writing. Comfort in my characters and their lives, it is cathartic to write. I do not if you realize how much I WANT to write. Perhaps more than you wish to read it? Or very nearly.

I simply ask for patience in the moments where my account has seemingly fallen silent. Know that my stories (and my readers) are always in my thoughts.

I shan't give up on you. Don't give up on me?

Ever Yours, Pseu

Post Script. I already have one of the stories decided. Two remain. If you'd like to put in a word about which story/ies you'd most like to see an update for, send me a quick PM. I always take your opinions into account and do my best to accommodate.

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  • ~~*PSEUDO*~~

    When my writing journey on first began I was...wary. From experience I know that people who don't see the world through the carefully cookie-cutter layouts chosen for us tend to be met with ridicule and at times possibly rotten fruit thrown at them. While everyone loves to say they enjoy things that are different I've found they often don't mean it. My entire life I have had to struggle for validation, as one who is different in a noticeable enough way, or so I've been told, that less than a five minute conversation is all you need to discover I'm not quite like everyone else. I don't fit the norm.

    Unsurprisingly, my writing follows suit.

    Imagine my relief when the stories I put forth were not only accepted but enjoyed! "I am not alone in the universe," My soul cried, "Fist bump, hell yes, that's what I'm talking about!" You lot will never fully understand how much you brighten my life by being a part of it through my stories. I get to see my world through your eyes. It's absolutely amazing.


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    A writer’s brain is full of little gifts, like a piñata at a birthday party. It’s also full of demons, like a piñata at a birthday party in a mental hospital. The truth is, it’s demons that keep a tortured writer’s spirit alive, not Tootsie Rolls. Sure they’ll give you a tiny burst of energy, but they won’t do squat for your writing. So treat your demons with the respect they deserve, and with enough prescriptions to keep you wearing pants.

    Frohe Weihnachten! Happy Christmas 2017

    I don't believe in synthetic, sugary happy endings. I believe in deserved endings. Of course my moral compass is a bit wobbly, so whom I think is deserving of which sort of ending is somewhat deliciously skewed. I don't think the hero is always a good guy. I don't think that the the good guys should be promised the winning side just because they call themselves the good guys, and I think right and wrong are about as objective as anything could be.


    Updates - Stories I write

    2018.SEPTEMBER: Dark Water -new story-

    Also, ADVENTURES IN MAGICK update!

    2018.03.11 Update A Series of Unlikely Events

    2018.03.08 Update A Series of Unlikely Events

    2018.03.03 New Story A Series of Unlikely Events

    2018.03.02 Update The Absolutely Unfortunate Harry Potter

    2018.02.28 Update The Absolutely Unfortunate Harry Potter

    2018.02.28 New Story The Absolutely Unfortunate Harry Potter

    2018.02.25 Update Weapons of Choice

    2018.02.22 Update Weapons of Choice

    2018.02.21 Update Weapons of Choice

    2018.02.20 Update Weapons of Choice

    2018.02.14 New Story Weapons of Choice

    2018.01.23 Update Friend or Foe

    2018.01.22 Update Friend or Foe

    2018.01.12 Update Adventures in Magick (mini update)

    2018.01.06 New Story Stranger Than Fiction

    2017.12.21 Update Unintentional Consequences

    2017.11.04 Update Unintentional Consequences

    2017.11.02 Update Unintentional Consequences

    Mental Blurbs:

    You know when it comes to racism, people say: "I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green."

    Woah, hold on now! Purple or green?

    You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people! (I actually quite like purple...)

    I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic!

    I also post on A03 (archive of our own), WattPad and Adult FanFiction.

    You can find me on Twitter if you so desire, or Second Life, or WOW.

    Coming Attractions:

  • Six Feet
  • Do You Love me outlining
  • Life and Times of a Villain outlining
  • How to Rule the World
  • For the Greater Good
  • Eternal Glory
  • I am Severus Snape (Rough Draft Finished)

  • Made it this far? Want a sugar free brownie? That sux. Because this is the INTERNET. There is no brownie. On a side note, there ain't no cake either, Darth Vader is Luke's father, Bambi's mother dies, Hans is the bad guy, Bella becomes a vampire. This is the only thing about her that changes, Gale is responsible for Primrose's death, and Draco Malfoy marries someone who never even came up in the stories-- because why the fuck not?

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    The List by smak978 reviews
    "Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,517 - Reviews: 3330 - Favs: 3,735 - Follows: 4,511 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
    Destiny Delayed by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
    When Harry faces the newly reborn Voldemort in the graveyard, something goes wrong the instant their spells connect and both of them are transported to another world where witches and wizards don't exist. It's a world filled with advanced technology and sciences; a world where super heroes had been created through science, technology, accidents, and human evolution.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,713 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 3,415 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
    Harry Potter is a Mafia Boss by 3466-0402 reviews
    In which Harry Potter decides that his calling in life is to be a mafia boss. So he buys a snazzy suit and starts a family. Ron becomes his right-hand man, Hermione his advisor, and Snape learns Italian not-so-inconspicuously at the back of a classroom.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
    What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
    Identity by Brackets reviews
    A child's mind in isolation turns only to itself, but Harry discovers there another person. He enters the mind of the man who had made the world quail, and out of this rises a prodigy unlike no other. Dark!Harry No Pairings! Voldemort/Harry friendship
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
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    Dying is easy, Lliving is harder reviews
    What if Harry saw Hogwarts less as an escape and more as an opportunity to change his life? What if he chose greatness? Alternate first year. Includes magical and pureblood culture.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,786 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 9/26 - Harry P.
    Adventures in Magick reviews
    "What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,470 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 6,780 - Follows: 8,129 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
    Dark Water reviews
    When Harry and Ron steal the flying car in second year things go horribly wrong. Harry Potter is nearly killed, and ends up lost and alone in the Forbidden Forest. When he emerges it is with a greater respect for magic and for his life. But this year, he isn't the only one making a comeback...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 9/13 - Harry P.
    Stranger Than Fiction reviews
    Little Harry receives a collection of storybooks mysteriously on his 9th birthday, believing it a happy accident that he shares so many similarities -including his name- with the protagonist. Until his cousin Dudley's 11th birthday comes and brings talking snakes with it. Maybe they aren't storybooks at all...maybe they tell the future.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 1/6
    A Series of Unlikely Events reviews
    While running through the Ministry in their attempts to avoid Death Eaters something went terribly wrong. Fortunately, Harry is nothing if not resilient. Inexplicably in the past? Your adversary is now your classmate? Sorted into Slytherin? Bring it on. Harry Potter has totally got this. Series of one shots detailing Harry's misadventures in the past.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/3 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
    The Absolutely Unfortunate Harry Potter reviews
    Harold James Potter -who much prefers 'Harry' thanks- is the only utterly ordinary member of the great Potter family. He doesn't have political ambitions, or a high IQ. He isn't even tall enough to get the cereal off the shelf! There's a bitter and vengeful demon living inside of him though. That's something, isn't it?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P.
    Weapons of Choice reviews
    In a world where Tom Riddle became a politician not a Dark Lord, little Harry Potter grows up shut away in Godric's Hollow. As Hogwarts approaches -and the prejudice and politics that come along with it- halfblood Harry must use all of his cleverness and cunning to fight for his place in the wizarding world...or lose it. Massively AU.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/14 - Harry P., Remus L., Regulus B., OC
    Friend or Foe reviews
    At the Quidditch World Cup Harry witnesses Lucius striking his son with his cane. Upset on the blonde's behalf, Harry gets involved. Acting without thinking always was his greatest skill but, now that he's facing the consequences he realizes he might be in over his head. After all, no good deed goes unpunished. Hero-Complex!Harry.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,328 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Viktor K., Cedric D.
    Unintentional Consequences reviews
    Draco Malfoy was minding his own business in his compartment alone when a Gryffindor decided to fall from the sky and make their second trip to Hogwarts a bit more exciting than planned. Or the one where Harry isn't confident in Ron's capabilities to fly the car and makes a jump for it when they fly over the train, a little traumatized, and blurts out his problems to Draco Malfoy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Draco M.
    The Great Escape reviews
    Harry and Voldemort tumble through the veil while dueling and come out the other side. When a secret organization captures them, nothing is ever the same.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
    Cake By The Ocean : 1942 reviews
    Riddle glanced at him sidelong. "Have I, for an unfathomable reason, acquired an unwanted pet?" Locked in his headmaster's office after the events at the ministry, Harry discovers a collection of memories revealing the childhood of his enemy...and his own. But, it is what he does with this information that matters.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
    Falling Inside the Black reviews
    When the Horcrux within awakens Harry changes forever. If a murdering Godfather and soul sucking dementors weren't enough he faces the reality of house politics, a psychopathic werewolf instructor, and his imminent merge with the soul of Tom Riddle. Good thing he's got a sense of humour. BAMF!Lupin. Creepy!Lupin. Crack. Jealous!Gryffindors. Dark humour.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,757 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
    The Rivalry reviews
    Every revolution had its beginning. The Founders'. Grindlewald's. Lord Voldemort's. The question is, are you ready for THIS? 4th year fic. HardCore!Draco. Sarcastic!Draco. Broken!Harry. Inventor!Harry.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,479 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
    Everybody Wants To Rule The World! reviews
    We do stupid things when we're wandering the Chamber of Secrets alone in the middle of the night. Mistakes like this are easier to hide when they aren't following you around, whispering advice and invading your personal space. InvoluntaryApprentice!Harry. A basilisk wasn't the only thing Hogwarts kept locked away for centuries.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,691 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Harry P., Salazar S.
    Something Wicked reviews
    Petunia abandons her 9 year old nephew when his hair turns a shade of red associated with the Devil. Frightened and alone little Harry stumbles upon the entrance to Diagon Alley. There he unlocks his magic...and something else along with it. Horcrux!Harry. Powerful!Harry.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
    Getting Away with Murder reviews
    When thirteen-year-old Harry Potter runs away from home, Sirius Black is there to offer him another one. Of this family everything comes at a price.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,495 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B.
    Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) reviews
    Harry let Ginny die. Features; wand twirling, murderous godfathers, teenage dark lords, ridiculously complicated pureblood customs and an Undead Mafia. DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FANFICTION.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,423 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
    Darker Than Blood reviews
    Shunned by the school for becoming the fourth TriWizard Champion, Harry Potter re-enters the Chamber in the night. Once there he discovers Hogwarts' darkest secret and what just might be the key to his survival. Disclaimer:This is a FANFICTION.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 564 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L., Salazar S.
    Very Bad Boys reviews
    Sometimes it gets to the point where you have to stand up for yourself and take charge of your life. Even at the cost of everything else. Time Turner abuse. Crack. Banter. OCs. Plotting. Teenage Dark Lords. Who knew being bad felt so good? Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,508 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Draco M., OC
    A Devil in the House reviews
    We've all got our demons. Harry's are literal. Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Harry P.
    Alchema: Child of Strength reviews
    Old story, being edited and rewritten. Will repost with new title when finished. BOTH THIS AND ITS PREQUEL ARE BEING REWRITTEN. THE NEW VERSION IS ENTITLED 'A Devil In The House'.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,901 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., OC
    Alchema: Child of Fate reviews
    Old story, being edited and rewritten. Will repost with new title when finished. BOTH THIS AND ITS SEQUEL ARE BEING REWRITTEN. THE NEW VERSION IS ENTITLED 'A Devil In The House'.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,446 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Harry P., Lucius M., OC - Complete
    Moments reviews
    Collection of the bare ideas used in the dreams sequence from the first Alchema. May post more idea blurbs as I go along. Feel free to comment and let me know if you think one of them merits a full story. I do glance at it once in a while.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Tom R. Jr.