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Name: KT or CommaSplice
"Who said anything's possible? You should try nailing Jell-O to a tree."
I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. -- Oscar Wilde
"Be who you are and say what you mean, those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
War does not determine who is right...war determines who is left. -Harry Midalia
"A word to the wise does no good. It's the stupid people out there that need the help" -- Bill Cosby
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."--Einstein
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."--Mark Twain
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."--Mark Twain
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."--Oscar Wilde
"Biography lends to death a new terror."--Oscar Wilde
"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."--Oscar Wilde
"It's a dangerous business going out your front door."--Tolkien
"Expecting the world to treatyou fairly because you're good is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian."--Dennis Wholey
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."--Woody Allen
"Wit is educated insolence."--Aristotle
"The devil can cite scripture for his purpose."--Shakespeare
"You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same."
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."--Douglas Adams
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."--Douglas Adams
"Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were prettysmart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart."--Douglas Adams
"When in doubt, blow up a mountain."--Yusuke Urameshi
"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."
"Save your soul, it can be redeemed for valuble prizes."
"If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?"
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."--Terry Pratchett
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."--WC Fields
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."--Joseph Heller
"Der Mensch ist, was der isst."
"I have opinions of my own--strong opinions--but I don't always agree with them."--Gearge Bush