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Name: KT or CommaSplice
Sex: Female
Age: 16
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, avoiding school work, watching TV, quote collecting, being generally random and insane, procrastination
Favorite Fanfics: mostly just Harry Potter, at the moment, but plenty of others that I can't be bothered to list right now


"Who said anything's possible? You should try nailing Jell-O to a tree."

I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. -- Oscar Wilde

"Be who you are and say what you mean, those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

War does not determine who is right...war determines who is left. -Harry Midalia

"A word to the wise does no good. It's the stupid people out there that need the help" -- Bill Cosby

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."--Einstein

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."--Mark Twain

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."--Mark Twain

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."--Oscar Wilde

"Biography lends to death a new terror."--Oscar Wilde

"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."--Oscar Wilde

"It's a dangerous business going out your front door."--Tolkien

"Expecting the world to treatyou fairly because you're good is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian."--Dennis Wholey

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."--Woody Allen

"Wit is educated insolence."--Aristotle

"The devil can cite scripture for his purpose."--Shakespeare

"You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."--Douglas Adams

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."--Douglas Adams

"Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were prettysmart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart."--Douglas Adams

"When in doubt, blow up a mountain."--Yusuke Urameshi

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."

"Save your soul, it can be redeemed for valuble prizes."

"If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?"

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."--Terry Pratchett

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."--WC Fields

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."--Joseph Heller

"Der Mensch ist, was der isst."

"I have opinions of my own--strong opinions--but I don't always agree with them."--Gearge Bush

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Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4054 - Favs: 4,760 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4939 - Favs: 5,758 - Follows: 4,487 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lullabies by CannotComeTothePhone reviews
Harry Potter is left jumpy and paranoid after the war. To keep him safe from loose Death Eaters Dumbledore sends him to an inconsequential town called Forks. Maybe, he'll leave the war behind, and become a normal teen. Maybe.PTSD.ECxHP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,286 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Harry P., Edward
Arranged Marriage by blueyed18 reviews
What if an arranged marriage wasn't as bad as you imagined?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,929 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Nothing's Simple Anymore by queenb81385 reviews
What would happen if Tristin had never left during Run Away Little Boy?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 83,496 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 5,638 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When I Am Queen by nodumbbitch reviews
Paris is gone and Jess has arrived with the care package... what'll happen next? There's the Rub with a twist (I suck at summaries)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,998 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Show And Tell by Season4.5 reviews
Complications arise the moment Rory steps into a class she should've not been in to begin with. TRORY. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,899 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Complete
Bonds of Pain by Beth Weasley reviews
Not Slash! Harry's having major problems over the summer, and so is Draco... Who's going to save them? And why are they seeing each other's suffering? Rated PG-13 for abuse in first chapters and some language. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,962 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
If Only They Cared reviews
May be PG-13. This is a very loose genre, Chapter 4 is up now,I know that it's been forever and this is avery short chapter but, I've added an original character (centaur). I've also decided to add Draco in sometime in the not so distant future. Yes I pr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Harry P.