Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.
Good morning random person. My name is iluviggyhesthebest, AKA Kate. (that's ma real name)
I am obsessed with anime, and SPLATOONNNNNNNN.
You're a kid now, you're a squid now, you're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid...you're a kid...and a squid...yeah.
You can never outgrow Kirby. Never. The most kawaii guy that ever lived. And yes, he's a GUY, btw, people that don't know... (You know who you are...)
You know my stories, A Second Chance and Snow The Winged Girl? Well I'm Snow!! :D I bet you didn't see that coming from 132.76 miles away!!
SARCASM. Is my favorite word.
RED. Is my favorite color.
E LITER 3K SCOPE. Is my murder weapon of choice. :P
"Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair."
"How NORMAL people flirt:"
"How I flirt:"
"If you were a tree... you'd be a good tree."
"I don't know karate, but I do know crazy, and I'm not afraid to use it."
"I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
"Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is "Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me."
"There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
"I meant to behave but there were too many other options."
"S.C.H.O.O.L.- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life."
"C.L.A.S.S.- Come Late And Start Sleeping."
"F.I.N.A.L.S.- Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit."
"Just remember; if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English."
"I'm being mean? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't take my "I give a shit" pills today."
"I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know. Diabetes, maybe?"
"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues."
"It's funny how when I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet, and when I'm quiet, people think there's something wrong with me."
Nice favorite line:
One Piece Abridged, 'None Piece' Episode 2: "I'm up to my tits in morons."
I will now quote the entirety of episode 4 (to the best of my memory):
Nami: Best Honeymoon ever!
Luffy: ..Kill meeee.
Nami: haha! Pay him no mind! *whispers* unless you wanna die! *makes weird sound with mouth*
Luffy: *points gun to his head* DO IT!!
insert Crappy opening song here*
Buggy: I be a clown pirate.
Luffy: That's very interesting, you're very interesting.
Buggy: Welcome to our humble abode. I see you've already met Nami. Allow me to introduce the rest of my crew.
Luffy: CONSUME YOUR OWN PENIS, YOU UGLY FREAK!
Luffy: *gets locked in a cage* You can't keep this monkey in a cage! WORDPLAY! I'll just have to rustle up some meat for survival... *reaches hand out* DAMN IT! Now I'll have nothing to offer up to the zombie overlords! What do you want from me, you weird space man?!!
Nami: He thinks clowns are from space.
Luffy: Clowns are from space.
Buggy: *thinking* DAMN IT HE KNOWS!
Luffy: *out loud* DAMN IT I KNOW!
Random guy: I'm from Georgia!
Zoro: Hey, what's going on?
Buggy: Okay, who is this now?
Luffy: Zoro! Where have you been?!
Zoro: I was getting this sandwich.
Buggy: Seriously, who the hell is head of security?
Zoro: Yeah dude, 4 different kinds of cheeses and six different kinds of meat.
Buggy: Because they are fired.
Zoro: I don't even know that many kinds of meat!
Luffy: That sounds like some fine cuisine.
Buggy: Stop talking about yo-
Zoro: *slices Buggy into pieces* There was just no reasoning with him. *gets stabbed back* GYEHH!
Buggy: No doubt you're impressed. My powers are an amazing sight to behold-
Zoro: DAMN IT! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! FUCK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?! GOD!
Buggy: ...you, you cut me into pieces.
Zoro: I was fucking KIDDING! FUCK YOU! You're an asshole...
Buggy: I wanted to be a doctor.
Zoro: YAHH! *flips cannon towards Buggy/crew* SUCK IT! *EXPLOSION!*
And...we'll end it there. :P
PM ME WITH ANYTHING YOU WANNA SAY, I WILL REPLY AND WE CAN HAVE A WEIRD CONVERSATION!!! :D