Author has written 62 stories for Harry Potter, Charlie's Angels: The Movie, Parodies and Spoofs, Dark Angel, Virgin Suicides, Hey Arnold, X-Men: The Movie, and X-Men: Evolution.
ATTENTION! My home Internet is currently buggered, as is my computer. I am going insane because I can't write, but I have not given up writing or anything and I hope that I will soon be back on here, archiving stuff once again. :)
Hey, 'tis me, The Hermione Granger Fan Club with some quick stats on moi 'cause I couldn't be stuffed completely revamping my bio.
NAME: You can call me Emily. Or Em, if you like. You must be mental if you think I'm giving you my last name.
AGE: Over fourteen, but under eighteen.
Dark Angel Syl/Krit, Ben/Brin, Tinga/Ben, Zack/Jondy, Zane/Jondy, Brin/Zane, Jace/Victor (one of my pet ships), Max/Alec and Tinga/Charlie.
Harry Potter Ron/Hermione, Bill/Fleur, Remus/Tonks, Ginny/Harry, James/Lily, Snape/Sinistra, Remus/Sirius and Fred/Angelina.
X-Men: The Movie Kurt/Ororo, Logan/Ororo and Jean/Scott (because if they're not together, the universe will implode).
Kim Possible Kim/Shego.
X-Men: Evolution Kurt/Amanda (because blue is her favourite colour. ;) Heh.), Gambit/Rogue (huge ship for me!), Kurt/Tabitha (because everyone needs a little bada-bing bada-boom), Rahne/Sam (because they were great in Rurouni Tyriel's Annihilation), Evan/Callisto (they're suited now that he actually has a personality), Kurt/Wanda (I wanna see Evo!Nocturne), Tabitha/Sam (because they'd be really cute together, seeing as she's so wild and he's such a cute geek), Rahne/Roberto (because they are sooooo checkin' each other out!), Todd/Wanda (sort of), Jean/Scott (because if they're not together, it's the first sign of the Apocalypse), Tabitha/Pietro (when written by Red Witch- oh my God, the two of them singing Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend in her fic Saturday Night Insanity was just too, too precious.), Kitty/Danielle (some awesome fics for this pairing on my favourites list), John/Wanda (he took her to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show on a date in goldylokz's Nine to Five. Very cool. They'd be so good together.), Lance/Kitty (because of that whole Romeo and Juliet thing they have going on), Kitty/Piotr (they're just adorable, full stop), Amara/Tabitha (my favourite femslash couple ever), Risty/Rogue (yeah, I know how twisted it is. But I read an awesome fanfic with it, Tabula Rasa Risty), Scott/Kurt (I read a good fic with it), Kitty/Wanda (my second favourite femslash couple- read Scribbler's Girl With the Broken Smile and Fifty Ways to see why)and Bobby/Jubes (because their love is so canon... except for the part where it's kind of not).
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within Jane/Neil and Jane/Ryan.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Jack/AnaMaria ("You stole my BOAT!" Oh, yeah, she wants him BAD.)
The Faculty Stan/Stokely, Zeke/Casey, Zeke/Miss Burke, Casey/Stokely, Stokely/Delilah, Casey/Delilah and Stokely/Marybeth.
School of Rock Tomika/Lawrence and Freddy/Katie.
Lost Jack/Ana-Lucia, Kate/Ana-Lucia, Charlie/Claire, Sawyer/Kate, Kate/Claire, Boone/Shannon, Kate/SunandBoone/Jack.
FAVOURITE BOOKS: The Color Purple by Alice Walker, The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides, Obsession by Julia Lawrinson, Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson, People Might Hear You by Robin Klein and The Cello by James Riordan.
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Rove Live, Boston Public, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cold Case, Lostand Law and Order: SVU.
FAVOURITE TV SHOWS TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF: The OC (last year at my school, whenever we have a computer lesson and the teacher leaves the room you can hear the theme song starting up from at least six computers as girls log onto the official site. It sounds like this: Keeyala-Keeyala-Keeyala-Keeyalafor-Keeyala-Keeyalafor-Keeeeyalaforrrrnyaaaaa!), Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High, American Idol (I hate Simon Cowell soooo much. It's not even the rudeness, it's just HIM. Simon Cowell. The bored face he has on the whole time, and how he doesn't look at the people when they sing, and his snide whiny voice, and the way he steeples his hands and the way he goes, "Now I'm going to say what Paula was trying to say." All this from just one poxy episode of American Idol. Grr) and the Australian Big Brother (the host Gretel Killeen keeps doing this thing with her hands that's really distracting).
FAVOURITE CARTOONS: X-Men: The Animated Series (I will always love this series. I loved it when I was six, and I just got into it again two years ago. Total classic), Kim Possible (Shego rocks!), Johnny Bravo (my favourite ever bits were, "I bet your name's Micky 'cause you're so fine!", An Idiot Meets His Echo and the Scooby-Doo spoof episode), The Simpsons (of course- I've been watching it almost my whole life), X-Men: Evolution (the current favourite- too bad I don't have my own computer at home, because I have so many fic ideas as well as updates for my existing fics), Daria, The Weekenders, Home Movies, Hey Arnold, Tom and Jerry (my grandfather used to make tapes of it for me when I was five- which I still own... somewhere...),Recess and Teen Titans.
FAVOURITE CARTOONS TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF: Jem (my favourite character is Jedda, the skanky British punk rocker who attacks the crowd with her saxophone), Captain Planet (wasn't it creepy how Doctor Blight used to crack onto her computer, Mal? I mean, I still piss myself laughing every time I think of her shrieking hysterically, "ARE YOU WITH ME, MAL BABY?" And another thing- how come the villains never stole the Planeteers' magic rings when they knocked them out?), this hysterical 1987 cartoon with the voices of Tracey Ullman and Dom DeLuise called Snow White in: Happily Ever After and yes, even my perpertual favourite X-Men: The Animated Series.
FAVOURITE FILMS: The Butterfly Effect,Snow White (the one with Monica Keena and Sam Neill), The Craft, Ghost World, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Mulan, Anita and Me, X-Men, X-Men 2: X-Men United, Charlie's Angels, Josie and the Pussycats, The Virgin Suicides, A Life Less Ordinary, Romeo + Juliet, The Hairy Bird, Swordfish, Hide and Seek, The Incredibles, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, The Emperor's New Groove, The Mummy, Interview With the Vampire, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, Shark Tale, The Village, Treasure Planet, Queen of the Damned; Girl, Interrupted,Shrek, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Lilo and Stitch, Perfect Blue, Spirited Away, Eulogy, Heavenly Creatures,Psycho (the old version), Love Actually, The Faculty, Mystic River, Bridget Jones's Diary, Shrek 2, Titan: AE, Angela's Ashes, Rabbit-Proof Fence, Run Lola Run, Peter Pan, Gothika, The Mummy Returns, House on Haunted Hill, The Sweetest Thing and The First Wives Club. What can I say, I love films.
FAVOURITE ACTRESSES: Famke Janssen, Clea duVall, Jordana Brewster, Lena Headey, Michelle Rodriguez, Eliza Dushku, Rosario Dawson, Jacinda Barrett, Meghan Black, Fairuza Balk, Piper Perabo, Mariska Hargitay and Clémence Poésy.
FAVOURITE ACTORS: BD Wong, James Woods, James Marsden, Ewan McGregor, Josh Holloway, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Rodrigo Santoro, Chris Potter, Michael Legge, Naveen Andrews, Vik Sahay, Alan Cumming,Sean Penn, James Franco, James Kirk (what is it with me and guys named James?) and Allessandro Juliani.
FAVOURITE MUSIC ACTS: Sugarcult, Marilyn Manson, Evanescence, Ani diFranco, Switchfoot, Letters to Cleo, Korn, Godsmack, Garbage, Billie Holiday, The Offspring, No Doubt, Enigma, Placebo, Prodigy, Hole, Scissor Sisters, Peggy Lee, the Cranberries, TLC, Weezer, Chevelle, Tragically Hip, Alicia Keys, Spiderbait, Poe, Portishead, Nirvana, Our Lady Peace, Butterfly Boucher and Halfcocked.
LOVES: Staying up late, when teachers don't show up for class, motorbikes, drawing, everything X-Men (comics, movies, cartoons, Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen), Jeffrey Eugenides' absolutely phenomenal mind, lemons, leather, Billie Holiday, blackberry Soothers, tattoos, song parodies, writing, giggling, New York (not that I've ever been there... dammit...) Hermoine the Modern Girl, martial arts, black, Emily Dickinson, being fangirly, ornate knives, Barcelona, shocking people, gold, red, Lord Byron, Tallulah Bankhead quotes, not being ignored, the city, reading, Emily Strange, depressing poetry, hair dyed shocking colours, ghost stories, taking the piss out of things, jazz, coffee, my Mooks sweatshirt, purple, boxing, being right, X-Entertainment, Television Without Pity, dancing, Edgar Allen Poe, the soundtrack of The Virgin Suicides, my sadly-discarded-because-of-their-being-too-small boots, MAD magazine, New Orleans (not that I've ever been there... goddammit...), and singing.
HATES: Being snubbed, my older sister, Britney Spears' music and attitude, the Backstreet Boys, homophobic people, pop music, my new house which is a cockroach-infested shithole, people who talk AT you but not TO you, my disgustingly bitten nails, bad grades, nasty teachers, bitchy older students, school uniforms, Sweet Valley High, racism, public speaking, being ignored, Wimpy Movie Rogue (who is a disgrace to the character), people who shove in front of you in the lunch line, flames, preps, short skirts, baby pink and eating spaghetti for dinner every single night.
UPCOMING WORKS: My big X-Men: Evolution project, Untouchable. Some smaller X-Men: Evolution projects- a Tabitha fic, a Wanda fic and a Mystique fic.