Well hi there random peeps! Omg I just sounded like a clown right there *shudder* eh I HATE clowns!! Well I never read these so I don't know if anyone else ever reads them, but if you are i'm giving you a heads up reading this is just a waist of your time...well my story's aren't [I hope] cause i'm pretty sure my story's are pretty good, but judge if you want I could care less.

Now time for the fun stuff!! Ha I totally sounded like a evil pervert or something right there, although i'm not a pervert can't say so much about not being evil though... ANYWAYS I don't read manga cause someone doesn't like to buy me anything *cough* mom *cough, but I do wish I did. I'm gonna try to start on manga and i've watched alot of anime, but i'm lazy and it's like 1 in the morning so i'm not gonna name all of it. BUT I will give you a short list:

Fairytail

Black Butler

SoulEater

Hetalia

Gunsliger Girls

Aria The Scarlet Ammo

Another

Kaichou wa Maid-sama

Ouran High School Host Club

Durarara

Wolf and Spice

Tokyo Mew Mew

Un-Go

The Daughter Of Twenty Faces

S.A

Game no Life

Angel Beats

Innocent Venus

Fruits Basket

Gravitation

Blue Exercist

Sword Art Online [haven't finished it though]

Initial D

Inu X Boku Secret Service

Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi

Skip Beat

Hyouka

There! This is a short list for me though. I finished everyone on this list, but Sword Art Online...hehe i'm very proud of my awesome self. It may not seem like a lot, but this isn't even half of what I have watched. Also i'm a huge yaoi fangirl, but I don't write yaoi fanfics...sorry.

Now time for the random stuff

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think/know you're stalked by fictional characters (from books/movies/imaginary friends/'ghosts of the mind'/etc.) Copy and paste .

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft
before creating a masterpiece.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friends.
Dogs are man’s best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?

Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married
women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no
such thing as a good man.

What’s the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.

What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

I tried this, and I felt like a total idiot after!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

RANDOM LIST OF STUPIDITY!!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.(So addicted, it's not even funny)

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your cell phone, copy and paste this into your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile

If you have ever threatended inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If sometimes you just read and tune the people around you out, copy and paste this into your profile

If sometimes you got in trouble by your teacher for reading in class, copy and paste this to your profile

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3:Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4:Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso

6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8:Don't use any punctuation

9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"

12:Sing along at the opera

13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name

17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON"

18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose"

19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

98 Of Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. If You Are The 2 That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile.

this into your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile

I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!."

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Your misery=My joy.

The question should never be why. It should always be why not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

They looked at Bim or Weese or Pod or Jarl and they melted.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch

A stuffed animal

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Supernatural

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:54

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:53

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A T.V

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A few hours ago...was getting home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Netflix

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans and a t-shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

Not that I remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

A few minutes ago, while watching Supernatural

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

All my favorite posters of anime, a walking dead poster and a few drawings, also a stuffed dragon above my door and a picture of a unicorn

14. What do you think of this quiz?

OK

15. What is the last film you saw?

Supernatural

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A 67' Chevy Impala ;), a house, a kitten and a puppy, a lot of paper, new computer. The list is honestly endless.

A Guys Cuteness

1, hell no

2. no, nope, neva

3. meh

4. ehhhh...i'll think bout it

5. cutie

6. total cutie

7. really really cute

8. hot

9. total hottie

10, wanna drool over u and kidnap u

Kylar blinked back tears. There was no way he could kill the man who’d written this. Durzo Blint was more than his master; he was his father. - The Way of The Shadows

The king had gone purple with rage. “I know you’re here. I know what you’re doing! But it’s fucking not going to fucking work!” Well, look who learned a new word. -The Way of The Shadows

Kylar dropped to his knees, all his strength gone. He took the dead wetboy in his arms and wept. He stayed there for a long time. -The Way of The Shadows

Blint would have gibes for a decade. Kylar could hear it now: “Remember that time you tried to hump the bridge?” -The Way of The Shadows

Kylar had lived by the sword. Dying by it was neither unexpected nor unjust. -The Way of The Shadows