Rhiann
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Joined 03-22-04, id: 559320, Profile Updated: 11-10-16
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Batman.

Nineteen, bored, in college, not very interesting :D. I'm taking 18 credits this semester, and writing fanfic is sort of my escape, so yay.

And no, it's not just you. We're all mad here.

EDIT: Okay, so it's been brought to my attention you may now listen to Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks, because the internet is a magical place. So pleasure your earholes with the dulcet tones of Mark Reads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOJYBPFKhbo. Don't say I never shared nothin' with y'all for the...ten...year...anniversary...of this fic. Oh, God.

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Culture Clash by Rashaka reviews
[drabble series] Zuko & Katara: The True Hollywood Story! A boy, a girl, and a bit of legal confusion equals a love story so powerful it makes baby!Jesus cry. Or it would, if baby!Jesus existed in Avatarverse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Zuko, Katara
Temporal Mechanics by LJC reviews
Set during "Vick's Chip". John Connor's knowledge of temporal mechanics hinges on linear time and the concept of causality.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Take by m.jules reviews
She wants to give him more than he's taking.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Disbelieving in Trees by Potter47 reviews
Luna had never really bothered to look up the word 'implausible' in the dictionary—or 'plausible', for that matter. And, as such, she didn't realise that what she was attempting was not only 'implausible' but completely insane. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,988 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Superman Returns the Parody by Adrian Tullberg reviews
As advertised. Spoilers and rude things abound!
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Royal Flush by Systemic Anomaly reviews
Red. It's red he remembers from that moment on: the red of her dress, the scarlet fire of last minute flowers. Red, like that lipstick she wears that drives him insane, like the printed tabs on the folders she'd handed him what now seemed a lifetime ago.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/25/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Dressed to Kill by Systemic Anomaly reviews
They never touch. They never admit a single damn thing. But they both know desperation all too well... and sometimes, for just a moment, they exist outside that world: when they risk losing everything.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
One Touch by Systemic Anomaly reviews
Gregory House can't stand Lisa Cuddy. But just sometimes, he remembers that he loves her.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/20/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
like boys do by Rabbitprint reviews
[No Rest for the Wicked] Set around ch.3, a Red POV as she considers her two traveling companions, November in particular.
No Rest for the Wicked - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Seven Ways to Grieve by Simple Enigma reviews
Post movie i.e. spoilers! Written to run as an episode, with each character having thier own chance for closure, with a little plot mixed in!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,152 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Zoe W., Wash
I Wished For You Once by JennaMae reviews
An accident during Quidditch practice makes Ginny realize that she could share her past with someone who understands, if she can only break through him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,542 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Rubbish by Sohara von Salienta reviews
Of Harry stupid Potter, Parvati stupid Patil, the Yule stupid Ball, a most disgruntled Ginevra Weasley, broken feet, erected towers, magazines for witches, double meanings of flashes of green light, and complete loads of rubbish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
That muted sort of longing by Serendipity reviews
Humor, angst and adventure color Ginny Weasley’s fifth year as she matures from the girl she is to the woman she will be. Her burgeoning powers are the least of her worries as her friendship with Harry darkens into something else. Updated 7-22
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,481 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
one breath before dying by Sonya reviews
absolution found in skin, sanity found in touch
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
A Quiet Game by runaway scrape reviews
Wash and Simon settle down to a game of chess, but like everything in Serenity, it's not quite what either expected.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Wash, Simon - Complete
The Wedding Present by jennetsnow reviews
Will finds love with a mysterious young woman who is not what she seems. (No, really. Stop smirking, it's unattractive.)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2004
Selfinsertion O'BuggerSubtlety and the PSSS by Nights Mistress reviews
The true story of the Philosopher's Stone. Follow Selfinsertion O'Bugger-Subtlety in his attempts to wreck havok on the English b#$%#@s who rule his homeland. Involves shot owls, terrorists!Hufflepuffs and explosions. Lots of explosions
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003
Lost Time by Aithne reviews
The Dark Lord has a new plan. It is a plan that will ensure his victory and the destruction of Harry Potter. If he can't kill Potter in the present, why can't he go back to the past and kill the two people who created him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 9/20/2003
The Imperfect One by JDArc reviews
[EDITED]She was a valiant warrior, and her skill in the art of combat more than made up for what she lacked in beauty. However, with her diminishing spirit, her only hope for survival lay not with her sword but with the one she refused to love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,860 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Legolas, Boromir
The Journals of the LXG by Nichol1 reviews
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen tell their side of the story! V. silly.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Bookworm10 reviews
Serenity has a rodent problem. Set several weeks after Objects in Space. Reviews welcome!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2003
Letters To Joanne by Nights Mistress reviews
Various characters in Harry Potter discover that JK Rowling has a large influence in their world and write letters to her for various reasons (restraining order, recruitment, public affairs...the list goes on)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Ghosts by Maystone reviews
Simon confronts a moment from his past
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2003
Divisions by Maystone reviews
Mal and Kaylee share a common source of heartache: Inara and Simon
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/17/2003
Dong Ma? by ThatGirlIsabel reviews
Mal listens, Jayne glares and Simon understands. PG13 just to be safe.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Mal - Complete
Synaesthesia by ThisBeTheVerse reviews
River gives her brother a helping hand.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/26/2003
Funny, Honey? by Dueling Dahlings reviews
Severus Snape's dislike of Remus Lupin was fueled by many things: the fact that the blasted werewolf was flirting shamelessly with Auriga Sinistra simply happened to be the most prominent at the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Severus S.
An Unusual Mission ... by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman and Wonder Woman take on a most unusual - and unexpected - mission ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,201 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/28/2001 - Published: 6/1/2000
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Cheshire reviews
No one laughed at him like she did. It was the only laughter that seemed to grate him on a consistent basis.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Welcome to Forks reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/21/2006
Through A Glass Darkly reviews
Now I know in part, but then shall I know even as also I am known. Alice's story, PreTwilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Words Like Candy reviews
A series of random vignettes, taking place during New Moon. A really unapologetic excuse for lots of TEH ANGST, woe :P.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Cicatrix reviews
Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006