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Author has written 42 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Lost, Harry Potter, and Legend of Zelda.
Hi, my name's Hoogiman.
I reside in Australia.
The Smash Mansion:
I started a crazy awesome Nintendo/SSB fansite back in 2006 called the Smash Mansion. It's a site for the craziest fans, ones with a warped sense of humour and too much free time. We have a forum with 40,000-ish posts so you should join the club!
It's making a comeback and I'm making a comeback! It's one massive e-party. Seriously.
"If you become active enough we'll probably plug your fics, eat your foods and review your stories?"
25th June, 2015
...maybe... I will try and update The Smashy Amazing Race now that I am on holidays. Cool.
10th April, 2010
The next leg of The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four is out!
Enjoy and please read and give me feedbacks and stuffs! The Smash Mansion is dandy and active again so go there too!
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Series: The Smashy Amazing Race
If you want a 20 times dose of my normal insanity, check out my best-liked series, The Smashy Amazing Race! Now in its fourth season, join eleven teams of two on a race around the world! Who will win? What hilarity or insanity will ensue? Find out!
"All new The Smashy Amazing Race!" said Master Hand. "Join eleven teams on a race of a lifetime for one million dollars!"
A shot played of all the teams running from the starting line.
"This season is different!" he said dramatically. "Meet the frats!"
“Chug! Chug! Chug!” said Falcon, stone drunk, walking into the airport holding a six-pack.
"Meet five different dating couples!"
"...the engaged couple from Hyrule!"
“Oh my gosh! I hate this! I hate this task! I hate this stupid race! I can’t do it! I’m going to vomit! ROOY!” cried Zelda uncontrollably, “This is… so… awful! I hate this! I hate this!”
"...the dating Wolf and bounty hunter!"
“Come on, Samus!” said Wolf, holding up a cricket, “Num num num!”
"...and the race's first gay couple!"
Squirtle lunged onto the back of Marth’s shoulder. “Ohh…” said Squirtle sexily, “I’d like to take a ride on top of you tonight!”
"Who will win?" said Master Hand. "Who will make it to the finish line in one piece? Find out, on The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four!"
Status: Leg Six Up!
Authors I recommend:
ACT II (yay! he draws good Jigglypuff I Lub Nooj rocket pictures!)
Crystalicios (awesome fic writer!!)
Eternal Smasher (The brains of the forum/know-how SSB guy)
Gooey (Joeb is old!)
IStalkKirby (crazy Scot)
Joebthegreat (sigh/good ol'/baby-eater)
Razzkat (she steals stuff)
SOMERANDOMTRAINER (Item Factory guy!! and Toad!!)
Tealfrog26 (survivor guy)
The GamerSwordsman (Writes romance fics that integrate smash battles into them!)
Tikitikirevenge (writes way too many parodies on mary sues (and then makes his own secretly))