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Joined 03-23-04, id: 559534
Author has written 50 stories for Harry Potter, StarTrek: Voyager, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.

Hi. I'm Sheriff of Nottingham.

I love:

Alan Rickman

Sheriff of Nottingham (Robin Hood Prince of Thieves)

Phil Allen (Blow Dry)

The Metatron (Dogma)

Snape (Harry Potter)

Jamie (Truly, Madly, Deeply)

Rasputin (Rasputin)

F. A. Mesmer (Mesmer)

Dr. Lazarus (Galaxy Quest)

To make a long story longer... I love all Alan Rickman characters.

He was also in Quigley Down Under, Die Hard. Help I'm A Fish, Micheal Collins (he played Eamon de Velara)

Alan Rickman rocks... and is a fine assed man, with great legs. Did anyone see the picture of him in the kilt? Yum! And that voice drool

Enough about him, hard to believe, I also like Voyager but I don't do much about it. Did I tell you I love Alan Rickman? No? Well I do. He is the sexiest man on the planet. You know that film Troy? Alan Rickman played the same part in the play as Orlando Bloom plays in the film.

Rickman fans should go to the Rickmanista website. The pictures are yummy!

The July 2004Sky Digital magazine has a sexy poster of Alan Rickman in Love Actually. THe others in the cast are there too but who cares about them! NOT me! There are interviews too. There are interviews as well. The guy asked how in love they were in real life and AR said "Deeply" and laughed. Guess that blows my chances with him. Oh well... I didn't have much of a chance anyway, but hey a Rickmaniac can dream!

P.S. Thank you to all who took the time to review and e-mail me. I love you all to no end!

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Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,212 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Shadows of Light by Lindsey Grissom reviews
Sometimes that which we look for is in the strangest of places, and those that we know are not how they seem. With the war between the Light and Dark drawing near, anything is possible.' SSSB slash Complete. Now separated into parts for easier reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
It's a Girl by Lokelani reviews
Severus receives a note from a stork. Mild slash. rlss. not MPregONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Murder on the Holodeck Express by The Libran Iniquity reviews
Tom and Harry host a holographic murder-mystery weekend for their friends and fellow officers, and it isn't just the costumes that cause a stir!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2004 - T. Paris, H. Kim
Harry Potter and the Rubber Fish by Beejamus Prime reviews
Harry enters his 6th year which turns out to be a bit twisted but he copes sum how - one shot(duh)- very short but funny trust I wrote it R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Hagma by mer solitare reviews
What happens when you mix Dogma and Harry Potter? Hagma, of course! (And a drunk voice of God & slightly confused Potions teacher.) Will be R later.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 11/1/2002
The Cottage by D G Spendlove reviews
Fluffy! Harry learns something unexpected about his Godfather and his Potions Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B.
All I want for Christmas by The Libran Iniquity reviews
Still trying to raise morale, Neelix decides to have a Christmas party for the crew. But an Xmas bash just ain't complete without a resident Santa...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2003 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
CLOSE MY EYES by kaz2 reviews
Set directly after the end of the film Close My Eyes starring Alan Rickman
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2003
A Leap For Rickman by dot.dot.dot.deranged reviews
Sam leaps into - who else?- Alan Rickman in a bid to save an obsessive fan girl from taking her infatuatuation a step to far, creating a story in which Sam is doomed to play the lead
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002
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Unbreakable reviews
SSRL. is love unbreakable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Snape Family Reunion reviews
Snape has to meet up with the family. They talk and laugh and someone walks in. (Rickman characters!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Behind the Veil reviews
The Order needs to get the Veil before Voldemort. When they attempt this Snape sees something and refuses to let it go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Attack of the Weasley's reviews
Snape is forced to go on holiday, with the promise of some peace and quiet. to bad he has to go muggle style!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Severus S., Bill W.
Anger Turns To Something reviews
Sirius has had enough of Snape bugging him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B.
When Hurting Doesn't Hurt reviews
Remus hates Snape. He want's to get back at him. but what does he do when Snape doesn't respond to his punches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Making Up For 'what if' reviews
Have you ever though 'what if ad done that istead' Harry has, a now he's trying to fix it. Will his 'what if' be satisfied?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
What You Find in a Dark Pub reviews
Harry has been fired again. He goes to a pub and has a good look around
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Wake Me Up reviews
Snape is found as a spy and captured... what will happen to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Perfect Imperfection reviews
Snape isn't perfect, as he, and others, keeps reminding him. Will someone convince him he isn't all bad or will he, again, be told that he isn't worth their time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Massage Surprise reviews
Remus left after the war and nobody has seen him since. He has a nice job and a nice life now. Who shows up to meet him after all these years?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Remus L., Severus S.
The Seductress reviews
A new professor comes to Hogwart. she is drop dead gorgeous abd could have any one she wanted. the problem is, she is rude, vindictive, and she want's Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Match Set reviews
Severus is upset over his ex, Molly has a plan
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Severus S., Charlie W.
Yes Portugal, Severus! reviews
Dumbledore forces Snape to go on holiday
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Almost Was reviews
It's HIS anniversary and Harry reflects on what could have been
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Missing in Action reviews
Snape is missing. He is being accused by the public of being loyal to Voldemort. Where is he and has he betrayed the Order?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Snape for THIS class reviews
The 6th and 7th years have Snape for a subject they would rather not associate Snape with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Carpets an' all reviews
Harry is stuck with Snape for the summer because the Dursley's moved away without telling anyone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Blackmail On Snape reviews
Fred and George see Snape juring the holidays but he doesn't see them. They get blackmail on Snape (i think the title gives that away)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 5/5/2004 - George W., Severus S.
Crepsley's Visit reviews
Mr Larton Crepsley comes to visit Hogwarts to surprise a certain professor...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Severus S.
Bloody Drink reviews
The staff have their usual nearlyendofyear party and snape thinks he did nothing as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Change reviews
Snape make a huge chane and shocks all at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Time For A Break Up reviews
Harry breaks up with Snape. Who's the guilty party, lets just say it isn't Snape. Snape is left with an extra load
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Undercover reviews
Sirius is back as a Potions professor. Snape is there as a... student?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Stripped reviews
Even after the defeat of Voldemort, Severus is betrayed by Remus Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Everybody's Fool reviews
Severus and Lily's short relationship hits major complications, will they survive? Inspired by Evanescence song Everybody's Fool
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hurt isn't just for you reviews
Harry has to stay in Grimmauld Place the summer after Sirius's death but someone is tired of him moping around all the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Brief Scenes with Harry and Snape reviews
It's just like the title says. A few funny encounters with the two males, Snape is displeased, very very displeased
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
New Year's Eve Dinner reviews
Snape goes to Hagrid's place for New Year's Eve dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Reason reviews
Snape gives himself away as a spy to help Harry in a fight with a couple of Death Eater's. Harry finds the truth about Snape's past and why he's a slimy bastard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Most Surprising Hogwarts reviews
All the stuff you might never have wanted to know about the people at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
He Asked For Help reviews
He was laughed at when he asked but what will happen to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Stuck in Reflection With YOU reviews
Q messes things up with our dear Kathy... AGAIN
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/30/2004 - K. Janeway
Unusual Stress Relief reviews
Snape arrives at Headquarters full of rage. What does Lupin see him doing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Anger Management reviews
Remus is angry after Sirius's death. How does Snape help?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
The Snapetake of Two Nursery Rhymes reviews
This is a pisSnape take of two nursery rhymes
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Soccer reviews
Sequel to 'Basketball'Funny stuff here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Darren Shan: The Wacko's World reviews
Some funny stuff that hasn't anything to do with book 12.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Complete
A Washing Room Drama reviews
Lupin and Snape bump into each other when they're doing the washing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
The Boggart 2 reviews
This is the second half of The Boggart which is my other story. This is more light hearted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
The Boggart reviews
Remus is back and want's Snape's help in his class but things go wrong for Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Basketball reviews
Sirius Black and Severus Snape are made to unwind with a muggle sport. SSSB but not descriptive. A short one shot fic'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Just A Dream reviews
I can't think of a good summary... Harry gets a detention from Snape and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dance In Leather Pants reviews
The Weasley's, Harry and Hermione go to a muggle charity dance. It stirrs up some old feelings and some new ones. Funny rubbish here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Acting Weird reviews
Ron is jealous. Hermione fancy's someone. Snape's in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
It's Way Too Familiar Maybe Not reviews
Janeway is bored with the same old things but she's not going to be happy...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/5/2004 - K. Janeway - Complete
I Fiddled with a song reviews
This is a song fic for Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
In the Rosebush reviews
Harry and Ron are trying to hide their relationship when they find someone with a bigger secret
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Joke! reviews
Minerva and Albus play a little joke that get's out of hand. Poor Snape and poor ...everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
The Voyager Wall reviews
A graffiti wall on Voyager
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Complete