The Metal Cervidae
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Joined 03-23-04, id: 559648, Profile Updated: 09-15-12
Author has written 2 stories for Samurai Jack, and Ratchet and Clank.

Note: Sorry, guys. FF.Net hates me and messes up my reviews. Someone needs to go strangle it for me.

BIOGRAPHY OF THE METAL CERVIDAE
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The Metal Cervidae lives to draw. She does not live to write - but she will write when she feels like it. As in, when she's looking for a certain pairing she likes, but can't find a single good fic for it. Then she goes and writes. But usually she draws. And she also lives for her OTP's. BUT SHE DOES HAVE A LIFE. REALLY SHE DOES.

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Red Inheritance by The Loud Guy reviews
A story of Ganondorf's role in the legend, his relationship with his people and with the land of Hyrule. Covers several games throughout the series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,929 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Ganondorf, Nabooru, Demise
All Aboard the Friend Ship by Rita the Robot reviews
After the events of All4One, Dr. Nefarious has been left with a lot of mixed feelings. Captain Qwark stops by to attempt to mend old wounds with the doctor by inviting him on a three day cruise. However, things don't go quite as planned.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Captain Qwark, Dr. Nefarious
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
It's Only Programmed by Candyandsugarysurprises reviews
Emotions, personalities, and what we choose to do with our life is what makes us who we are. Our past and our future does as well. Who we choose to be and whether or not we take the role as the villain or the hero in this game are all our choices to make. The question is, will we make the right one? BOT AN UPDATE IT'S AN AUTHOR'S NOTE
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - King Candy/Turbo, Vanellope von Schweetz
And One 4 All by RobotAuction reviews
All 4 One And One 4 All. The Aftermath of Ratchet and Clank All 4 One! A ceremony is held to celebrate the foursome's success in saving Planet Magnus. Contains happiness, humour, surprises and a fair dose of Qwark ;D
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Ratchet, Clank - Complete
Hoshi Kara Dākuboidokurīchā by Medalis reviews
After overexerting his own powers, Meta Knight finds himself stranded on an alien planet, far away from his own. Drastically weakened, he's given to a local prince as a pet. What's a warlord to do? Major AU, MK/Marth.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Marth, Meta Knight
Dancing with the Devil by Ansuz reviews
Sometimes good by itself cannot defeat darkness, and sometimes it is necessary to fight evil with evil in order to save the world. Jack discovers this and more in his tenuous alliance with Aku. AkuJack Warning: violence
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,974 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2003
Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The Marth Encounter by DoceoPercepto reviews
Meta Knight and Marth's first official meeting, told from Meta Knight's POV. Helps you understand their relationship in The Accident
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Meta Knight, Marth - Complete
Rebuilding Japan by saxon-jesus reviews
After the devastation caused by the atomic bombs, America is persuaded to care for Japan in an attempt to gain forgiveness. Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Guilt!sex. We do not own Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/15/2010 - America, Japan - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Write It Out by diamondpearl876 reviews
Neither one of them likes to talk about their parents. It's Robin who tries to find a way around this fact. .franky/robin.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Franky, Robin - Complete
Respect for the Art by Dancing Feather reviews
Secretly, or not so secretly depending on your view, America and Japan admired each other. Even if they made no dammed sense of one another. Constant unwanted guest appearance by France. :hiatus:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2009 - America, Japan
Don't Suck My Balls by OnigiriReject reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Left Handed Deal Sealer by Castalle reviews
Optimus would've opted for the more traditional right handed hand shake but Megatron's hand was eying his fingers hungrily. Megatron/Optimus if you try hard. BW
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Optimus Primal, Megatron - Complete
Dib in Wonderland by Spectra reviews
Just like the title says. Dib chases a certain rabbit-suited alien down the rabbit hole into a world of madness in my odd little parody/humor fic. Something for everyone since it includes just about every single 'Invader Zim' character there is, but this one is largely for the Dib fans. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,722 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Malevolent and Magnificent by Agent Silver reviews
Pete failed a mission again. And Maleficent's very pissed. Maleficent x Pete KHII, spoiler alert!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Pete, Maleficent
Insontis by NightwindandFrostbite reviews
Starscream & Skyfire, preG1, preEarth, preDecepticons, and preEverything. Ahhhhh, geek love. Slash, if you believe such a thing exists for Transformers, but not smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
I Love You, I'll Kill You by NightwindandFrostbite reviews
Megatron and Optimus Prime in the desert doing...stuff. Written because Frostbite wanted to see if she could do it. Slash but not smut, 'cuz we don't do that stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Say I Love You by Seiberwing reviews
Alpha Q muses over the loss of his Scorponok, and wonders what good his planets are without him. Hints of slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Scorponok
A Prime Solution by Starscream's Mishap reviews
Slash. Wheeljack discovers Grimlock has a secret crush.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
Operation: HOAGARTH by Obscuris reviews
Summary: After a major berating from Abby, Hoagie decides out with the clown, in with the allbusiness. Will the old, cheerful Numbuh Two ever return? Or is the stern, serious Numbuh Two here to stay forever? 25 [HoagieAbby], sorta. [editted on June 21 07]
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
The Guy From Kentucky by Estrella reviews
To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mr. Unlucky. So said Jack in his beloved song. But have you ever wondered just who this guy is? What did he do to have the Pumpkin King single him out? Well, here's my take on it.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,451 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Flowers for Numbuh Five by Chacusha reviews
A short one-shot about the moment when Numbuh 5 realizes her affections toward Numbuh 2. 25, just because there isn't enough 25 fanfiction out there.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 - Complete
Beast Wars In Short by Lady Dementia reviews
Just because I like the series doesn’t mean I can’t poke fun at it!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Complete
What If Sonic and Metal Sonic Switched Places? by Stoney reviews
It's a question I've wondered about ever since I discovered who Metal Sonic (a.k.a. Mecha) was. What if Mecha's mind got stuck in Sonic's body and Sonic's mind got stuck in Mecha's? This story explores the possibilities. Welcome to the What If Zone...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,870 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/14/2002
Legacy by Chaotic Serenity reviews
When you are bound by another's legacy, where do you place yourself on the grand scale of all things? A Megatron fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/3/2002
The Nightmare Ends by Spectra reviews
It's the not too distant future and Dib has finally proven to the world that Zim is an alien! He's lovin' all the fame this brings him, but a visit to the research lab where Zim is being held makes him wonder if he did the right thing... *New Title 2011*
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2001 - Dib, Zim - Complete
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A Nefarious Blunder of Qwarktastic Proportions reviews
A rumor has been spreading like wild fire across the Polaris Galaxy, causing grief for the individuals involved. But what exactly is this rumor and does it hold any truth to it?
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Dr. Nefarious, Captain Qwark
Loyal Minion reviews
A minion of Aku may not be all he appears to be. Oneshot, rated to be safe.
Samurai Jack - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete