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Joined 03-24-04, id: 560003, Profile Updated: 01-18-13
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, and X-Men.

Hello ! So glad you could visit. This is what you should know about me. I'm an aspiring author, imperfect parent, perfecter of randomness, champion of rapid conversation, and a protector of the imagination. Have any questions about the supernatural including all things that go bump in the night, witches, warlocks, fairies, etc., then you come to me because I'm awesome like that.

Favorite things:
Baklava (it gives me a stomach ache though)
people who can be honest and not lie to me all the time
my Darth Maul Lightsaber
my Boondock Saints action figures

Fave movies:
LOtR trilogy
Girlfriend From Hell (its funny B-Movie at its best)
Iron Man
Cabin in the Woods
Boondock Saints

Fave Actors:
Orlando Bloom
Ewan McGreggor (However you spell it)
Gerard Butler
Robert Downey Jr.
Samuel L. Jackson

Fave comics:
and anything with an X in front of it, in the middle or at the end

Oh my stars and garters- Beast, X-Men

Thunder ! Thunder ! Thunder ! Thundercats !-do I even need to tell you ?

You're a TOY ! T-O-Y ! TOY !- Toy Story

Fave bands-
Story of the Year
Lost Profits
Static X
Superjoint Ritual
Down and Down II
Lacuna Coil (yes, I'm a metal girl)

Being judged based on my family history
Inaccurate information
That magic and elves aren't real

Now you took all of the time to read this now go read some of my stories

Well that's it for now. My co-authored fic with Nienna-Yavetil and Tongue in Cheek Scribe has been going on for quite awhile. We're called the Furious Fates. The story is damn hilarious. Check it out why don't you.

I thank all of my reviewers and friends for their continual support in my writing. Unfortunately I will be taking a bit of a hiatus so that I can take the time to step back and regain some perspective on all of this. Thanks again for all of the support and positive reviews. Hell, thanks for the flames.

Still chasing dragons and I'm also back in school. Although lately I've been coming back here more and more often. I might even start to write something dealing with other people's characters rather than my own. My muse is still insane though so there's no telling what you might get.

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Sunny Acres Retirement Facility by Faramir Fancier reviews
Well, all the stars live in an apartment complex! Includes twisted love, drunken hobbits, parties, another twisted love, and some more funny stuff! Promises to be good and entertaining! Read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 51,642 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004
Don't Forget to Replace the Batteries by Rambling Thestral reviews
The Fellowship gets dropped into a modern high school to discover that things have changed... Leggy's a prep? No suprises there. But Sam's a wrestler? Merry and Pippin in detention? And our favorite king-to-be attempting to teach Algebra? And ... girls?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,096 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Faramir Variety Hour by Faramir Fancier reviews
Faramir's got his own TV show and Boromir provides comedy that no one really gets! If you've read 'has the apocalypse come yet' you'll understand it better. With field trips to other places in M.E., interviews, and other fun stuff! Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
The MarySue Chronicles by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Blatently Mary-Sueish. But funny, I hope. Woman gets dragged into Middle Earth by Manwe. Meets Dwarf and Elf. Guess what happens next? Nope, you're wrong. Nah, I'm just kidding...of course, you're right. Please read and review! Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,839 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Master of the Game by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Lord Elrond is left behind after the last ship sails for Valinor. Bored to tears, he decides to go to Mirkwood to find Gimli and Legolas, and join them in their adventures. AU - sort of. Non-canon. PG-13 - mature situations and language. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,863 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Elrond
Middle Earth World by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Summary: Theme Park giant develops an amusement park based on the world of LOTR. Out of work after the ROTK, the 9 Walkers take jobs playing themselves. How will they survive the most dreaded enemies they have ever faced…tourists? COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
Meteor Rain by aussie88l reviews
Something different... Haldir, Legolas, Elrohir, and Elladan are the H4, a group of boys that are rich, powerful, handsome, but unbelievable arrogant. What will happen when one girl decides to challenge their power? CHAPTER 15 is uploaded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,984 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Haldir, Legolas
So Far, So Good by Obscura Wilde reviews
[Chapter 10 is up!] Anna has had imaginary friends when she read a book that all of us now love, things go bad on her 15th and they miraculously come back... the sequel is now up and craziness is around... What will happen to Anna and her friends now?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004
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The Muse's Revenge reviews
When SouthernGirl fires her muse, Aria, the muse is less than happy about it. Unable to find another job in Museland Aria takes her revenge the only way she knows how. Your fav characters will appear in following chapters. Please read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2004
Heaven's A Lie reviews
Rated for violence in future chapters. Annabeth witnessed something traumatic that sent her into a dream world where she feels safe. She later accompanies the hobbits on their journey. Will be a 10th walker later. Maybe a MS but don't know. R&R please
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004
Somewhere Over the Rainbow reviews
The final part of the trilogy. You might want to go read No Place Like Home and Click Your Heels Three Times to avoid confusion. This is set in Tina's golden years. What could possibly happen ? A lot. Your favorite are there. COMPLETE !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Complete
Click Your Heels Three Times reviews
Sequel to No Place Like Home. You may want to read that to avoid confusion but if confusion is your thing then please read on. The Fellowship is gone. Sauron's army isn't. What will happen to Tina and her friends ? AU Please R&R COMPLETE !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
No Place Like Home reviews
UPDATED ! Had to change the rating due to violence. What happens when the fellowship lands, divided, into the homes of a group of insane friends ? Chaos, that's what. COMPLETE !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,446 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Complete
Move Over Dolly reviews
This is what happens when a bunch of scientist decide to mess with Mother Nature. Now take a bunch of bored friends with nothing better to do but breaking and entering. See what happens. Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004
Misplaced reviews
Rating may change later. Tatyana is the unwanted daughter of Gambit and Storm. She is angry and angsty. Just like all teens. Will a trip to Middle Earth and a purpose change all of that ?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004
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