A Very Thirsty Megalomaniac
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Joined 03-19-14, id: 5600120, Profile Updated: 04-27-19
Author has written 6 stories for StarCraft, Mass Effect, X-Com, Dishonored, and Half-Life.

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The Things He Learned by Sindrandi reviews
All about Grunt.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 4/17/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
Warden by nugicorn reviews
AU starting point. Struck down at Ostagar, Carver Hawke finds himself inducted into the Grey Wardens, responsible for stopping the Blight ravaging Ferelden.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Carver H., Morrigan
I Would Catch a Grenade for You by nugicorn reviews
After Garrus is injured saving Shep's life, the rest of the crew decides they must, as well.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Early Discovery by V-rcingetorix reviews
Humanity discovers the Prothean Ruins soon after the first Mars Colony. Discovery of alien life jumpstarts their space program ... and the saga begins. A series of cameos, covering approximately 50 years worth of various characters. Rated T for safety.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,691 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - D. Anderson, Admiral Hackett, Illusive Man - Complete
Shepard's Daddy Issues by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Garrus V., Mordin S. - Complete
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Twenty Years Late reviews
It's hard for the Ethereals to invade when someone else got there first.
Crossover - X-Com & Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,147 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Bradford, A. Shephard, Barney C., The Combine
Sudden Terminus reviews
The end is nigh. Sequel to Sudden Contact and Sudden Supremacy. Finale of the Sudden Series. The outcome is uncertain.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,025 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/3/2020 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Zeratul, J. Garson, Javik, Tarquin Victus
Sudden Contact: Timeline and UED Factional Analysis reviews
A timeline and combination of intelligence reports from the United Earth Directorate and the Umojan Protectorate for the Sudden Series. This is by no means necessary to enjoy the stories proper, but contains heavy spoilers for all three stories.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,957 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/17/2019 - Published: 10/29/2015
Smoke, Sorcery, and Steel reviews
A long time ago, the Outsider formed. Contrary to many's beliefs, he could not change his face. When aliens saw him in their dreams, they knew humanity long before humanity knew them. And they feared. Now their space whaling routes cross paths, and the aliens stare upon humanity's face proper. And they fear. Perhaps rightly so. The Outsider only shrugs, and then offers his mark.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,773 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/30/2018 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Illusive Man, the Outsider
Sudden Supremacy reviews
The UED is here. Magnificent and relentless, they march forward in defiance of the watching darkness. On the edges, the only person with both the knowledge and means to stop what's coming remains wracked with doubt, at war with her nature. Jim Raynor, meanwhile, struggles onward in a galaxy that has outgrown him. Sequel to Sudden Contact. Complete.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 67 - Words: 453,717 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/27/2017 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Samir D., Tychus F., D. Anderson, Mordin S. - Complete
Sudden Contact reviews
At the dawn of the Great War, first contact was made between the protoss, imperious firstborn of the xel'naga, and the turians, proud militarists. As the galaxy catches fire at this sudden conflict, unlikely alliances are formed while ancient directives are carried out by the oldest minds in the Milky Way. The Koprulu sector has opened, and the zerg are loose. Now complete!
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 235,523 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - James R., Tassadar, Alexei S., Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
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