Del Schiz
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Joined 03-24-04, id: 560016
Author has written 20 stories for Mighty Ducks, Butterfly Effect, Jem, Naruto, and Breakfast Club.

The Profile of Del Schiz, or :
D.L. SchizoAuthoress, Part II

"Del Schiz" came about because I was tired of going to my profile and staring at the forty-something stories that I hadn't finished yet. The penname is a combination of my most common nickname (Schiz) and the slurring of D and L. The fact that it actually means "of the Schiz" in quasi-Spanish is just an amusing coincidence.

What's here and what will be:

JEM fanfics ...Or, rather, Misfits fanfics, since I like those bad girl rockers better!
NARUTO fanfics; generally dealing with Team Gai and Rock Lee

... +Mighty Ducks humor stories (Duck with Plum Sauce, Freaky Friduck)
+The rest of the Inspiration series (Love, Ill Will)
+The Breakfast Club humor stories (The Breakfast Club...In Space, Psycho Beach Breakfast Club Party) These are probably one-shots, for the most part, and all in the concept stage

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Things that May Interest the Reader
(if you've gotten this far, you may as well keep going...)

Name : Schiz, Dani, D.L. (not my preferred appellation, but I'll answer it!)
Age : I don't live with my parents. I used to go to college. Draw your own conclusions
Location : Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest.
Gender : Female

That ought to take care of the basics. Now, for the essay questions. _

Favorites : I chose to use such a general term because all my interests are intertwined. I like angst fanfiction, movies that are darkly comedic ("Idle Hands" and "Donnie Darko" come to mind), and fantasy books. Second-favorite genre would have to be science fiction, with horror as a second. I also enjoy zombie movies.

Anime is a big interest of mine, along with 80s fads like My Little Pony. (Although I dislike the current incarnation of Strawberry Shortcake, and have always despised Care Bears and Rainbow Brite.) I collect The Baby-sitters Club. I also like arts-and-crafts projects like quilting, cross-stitching, and latch-hooking.

While I am not the best artist, I enjoy sketching and illustrating short comic strips. Don't think that just because I mention zombies and angst that I am the typical goth. I'm more of a GrungeGothPunk (which is also my username on . I am probably the biggest blog-addict in my circle of friends, realtime. Nettime, that's pretty debatable.

However, my favorite thing in the whole world is receiving reviews and discussing my stories with interested readers. Please don't be shy about giving feedback. Profile, Version Sharealot

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The Scientist by aja reviews
The story formerly known as Prologue, now completely revised and reinvented to fit my new vision of Emmett and Jacqui. UPDATED January 18, 2009.
Jem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2002
The Birth of Dreams by Crescentium reviews
Dreaming the Rainbow, Part One. Having exhausted the library of Ponyville for the entertainment of the baby ponies, Kimono opens the Book of Dreams and tells the tale of how the little ponies came to be.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 7/23/2006
The Ripple Effect by aja reviews
The outrageous sequel to Our Time Is Now. Future updates to be determined.
Jem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,942 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 7/23/2005
We Do Not Sleep To Dream by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTenLee] Tenten remembers their first night together as a team. What dreams are made of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Nindo: Ninja Way by KisameHoshigaki257 reviews
An introspective look at what it means to be a ninja in a world that reject someone for not being special like everyone else. Rock Lee's life and death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Lee R., Sasuke U. - Complete
Generation Gap by Jelly Wombat reviews
Formerly Hopes and Dreams. As Rose Blossom grows up, she takes interest in stories of Dream Valley. The community sees the stories as fantasy, so she must seek help from the other social outcasts to unravel one of Ponyland's best kept secrets.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,568 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 11/20/2005
Considerable by TWbasketcase reviews
Bender thinks of all the things that he’s considered...inside the theft of a wallet. AU One Shot. [Challenge Response]
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
The Reason by desolate butterfly reviews
[LeeSasuke drabble] Lee's thoughts on Sasuke's defection to Sound, and why he wants to help bring him home.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Lee R., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enter Rock Lee by One Dreary Night reviews
Rock Lee leaves Konoha to travel around the continents to challenge anyone and everyone in his path. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,452 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004
Soft by Flare reviews
A look at the shifting dynamics within the Misfits immediately following 'The Bands Break Up'. Contains femslash: PizzazzStormer and just a hint of RoxyJetta.
Jem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Mary, Mary by Needles N. Pins reviews
When a new woman of rock and roll comes out with a “secret” identity, Jerrica starts answering some of the hard questions she has been avoiding for the past three years of her life.
Jem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Planning by Rhylin Sweet reviews
Some people can't handle it. Gaara doesn't have time to think about flowers or places or speeches...not when...Lee... GaaLee It's not really denial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Rainy Day in Konoha by Forced Simile reviews
A friendship piece. A chance meeting in the rain leads to the start of a very interesting friendship. [Oneshot] [Hinata] [Lee]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Full Circle by Emileesaurus reviews
The past always repeats itself. The only way to change is to make a choice. Oneshot, Lee/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Time Is Now by aja reviews
A continuation on the brilliant series, revolving around the personal reasons why Jerrica chose to create Jem, and the consequences. COMPLETE.
Jem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,984 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Complete
Farewell to Life the Way We Knew It by Stormkpr reviews
A few years after the events in A Father Should Be, the Misfits find themselves struggling to cope with major changes in the music world. Stormer, meanwhile, struggles with a secret of her own. The final chapter is uploaded. COMPLETE
Jem - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,654 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Healing by airenhitomi reviews
If you die, I'll die with you. The healing of Rock Lee. Chapter two up
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
ish by teakettle and scone reviews
COMPLETE 14 SLASH Times change. The KND has become the TND. Grade School Villains have been exchanged for High School Horrors. Four's relationship with One has become... complicated. The TND pulls together to survive high school. at least, surviveish
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,251 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
The Girl in the Mirror by WRE reviews
What made Petunia into the awful person she is now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2000
We'll Always Be Sisters by Anne1 reviews
Petunia (POV) reflects on Lily's life and death. Some angst- be warned! Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2000
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Accidents reviews
The last thing he needed was always what he got.
Jem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008
JEM Stars reviews
11.13.07: UPDATED! The origins of the real stars of 'JEM'. Phyllis offers a way out, in Chapter Three.
Jem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 3/4/2005
Trash reviews
100 word drabble, written for a challenge. Claire & Bender.
Breakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
What Happens? reviews
a quick little look at Pizzazz during The Rock Fashion Book. There've always been dreams and hopes...
Jem - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Rain Dust reviews
If you want to be someone else, change your mind...Lee changes his mind about that risky surgery, and we catch up with him several years later, dealing with Naruto's kid. Complete; reformatted for easier reading
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Lee R. - Complete
Remembrance reviews
Something of a fluff fic. Just a short look at Team Gai through Tenten's eyes, before their appearance in the anime. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
You Gotta Be Fast reviews
Poor Clash. Always striving, and never in the spotlight. A little fillertype fic to show where she was coming from before her abrupt appearance in the Starbright arc.
Jem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Not the Real Me reviews
Raya, and how she really feels about her position in the band. [JEM Stars universe, if you please...]
Jem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Five Kisses that Never Changed Everything reviews
If things had only been a little bit different, these kisses might have happened...[LeeSasuke pairing throughout]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Lee R., Sasuke U. - Complete
Among the Strong reviews
Even if their fighting styles are a bad match, does that mean that Lee and Sasuke are? Companion piece to: What Your Eyes Can See [light Leesuke]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Lee R., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Your Eyes Can See reviews
Sasuke trains hard for the third part of the Exams, pushed to excellence by memories of Rock Lee. Companion piece to: Among the Strong [light Leesuke]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Lee R. - Complete
Don't Expect No Gratitude reviews
Preparing for the second Battle of the Bands is tiring work, and we all know that Misfits like to take it easy. So what ARE they doing, making a Thanksgiving dinner on their own? [One shot, Prequel to a Christmas series]
Jem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
JEM Stars 3: Time to Roar reviews
The Misfits open their ranks to a newcomer: the confrontational and clever Jetta. Pizzazz is all for it, Stormer giddily goes along, but Roxy seems reluctant. Could jealousy be behind her 'anti Jetta' stance? [on hold until JEM Stars is completed]
Jem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 9/19/2005
Lock, Stock, and Music reviews
A scene from The Bands Break Up, with a focus on Stormer. Including short followup scene. [2 of 2]
Jem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Sadistic Pup reviews
George's discipline of Tommy, following Evan's 'advice'. Fratverse [1 of 1] [Note: The title might not be an exact quote, but follows the guidelines about being 'clean' in title and summary.]
Butterfly Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Complete
Who I Am reviews
Penultimate scene of the theatrical cut: Evan muses on his experiences as he and Lenny burn Evan's keepsakes.
Butterfly Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2004
Got the Holy Spirit reviews
Tommy Miller, in the timeline where he 'saved' Mrs. Halpern and baby Katie, then got 'saved' as a result. [On hiatus.]
Butterfly Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2004
Encoded reviews
The Bash Brothers have a secret language. (Portman POV) Surprisingly, not slash! One-shot.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Complete
Duck with Plum Sauce: One of the Guys reviews
(fusion with Janet Evanovich's 'Stephanie Plum' series) Ten years after the Ducks' peewee championship, the Ducks that were left behind start coming back together. Narrated by Tammy Duncan, soon-to-be bounty hunter!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2004
Of Love reviews
Inspiration" series. Goldberg at the Goodwill Games, love found in Los Angeles. [1 of ?]
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2004