Pyro Dragon 117
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Joined 03-24-04, id: 560319
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Lord of the Rings, and X-Men: Evolution.
Name: Asari Sei or Sei Asari. Depends on what part of the world your in

Age: 16, 17 in about a month

Date of Birth: October 31st, 1988

Hieght: 5' 6" T_T I'm short...

Weight: All I'm tellin' you is that I'm under 150 lbs.

Eye color: Black

Hair color: black with red streaks

Ethnic backround: Japanese

Siblings: An identical twin sister, Ice, and a brother who's ten years older them me, Anzai

~Favorites~

Band/singer: Linkin Park, System of a Down, Evanesence... *()* ME LOVES YOU!!!! *Glomp*

Color: Black and blood red

Food: Dango (a Japanese desert), Doritos, browines, chocolate, sugar, cookies *Grins* Things that make you hyper in general... I get hyper on doritos... o0

Drink: Mountain Dew Code Red and Starbuck's coffee. THEY HAVE KEPT ME ALIVE IN SCHOOL!!!! And awake... ^^;

Restaraunt: Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Asain Noodle Places

Fast Food Restaraunt: TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!! * Chalupas...

Clothing Style: Somewhere between goth and regular. Goth because I like black and red and fichnet and mesh and all that, but regular because I also like regular clothing, so long as it's black, dark blue or red.

Acsessories: Earrings (I have five holes in each ear! ^_^), oreintal stlye pendants, anything Happy Bunny (he's so cute...), chokers, stuff like that

Ice Cream Flavor: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I HAVE ANSWERED THE QUESTION OF DOOM! BOW BEFORE ME, WORTHLESS MORTALS!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Cookies and Cream-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Bishie: Uchiha Itachi from Naruto *()* ITACHI-KUN!!!!!!!!!!! *glomp*

Person to Bash: Sakura and Kisame, sometimes Orochimaru, and recently, Arwen

Anime to Bash: Sailor Moon. DIE YOU STUPID EXCUSES FOR WOMEN THAT ALMOST ALWAYS GET SAVED BY TUXEDO MASK!!!!!

~Top Fives~

Animes:

1. Naruto
2. One Piece
3. Shaman King
4. Bleach
5. Fruits Basket

Movies:

1. Kill Bill
2. Lord of the Rings
3. Pirates of the Caribbean
4. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
5. Van Helsing

T.V. Shows:

1. The Simpsons
2. The Fairy Odd Parents
3. Codename: Kids Next Door
4. Courage the Cowardly Dog
5. Invader Zim

Anime Pairngs (Hetro):

1. Shikamaru/Ino
2. Naruto/Hinata
3. Lee/Sakura
4. Neji/Hinata
5. Kiba/ Hinata

Anime Pairings (Yaoi):

1. Itachi/Sasuke
2. Sasuke/Naruto (Has to be well written and not chliche though)
3. Gaara/Naruto
4. Yuki/Kyou
5. Kakashi/Itachi

Pairings (Slash):

1. Aragorn/Legolas
2. Jack Sparrow/Will Turner
3. Nigel Uno/Wallabbe Beetles
4. Merry/Pippin
5. Sam/Frodo

~Personality~

Pyro: Hmmm... What to say... What to say...

Orochimaru: That you're a pyscho insane authoress that should be locked up?

Pyro: THAT'S PERFECT!!! I KNEW YOU WERE GOOD FOR SOMETHING!!! ^_^

Orochimaru: O_O

Pyro: Alright, I'm a 16 year old girl who thinks insanity is good and shudders at the word 'Sane'... *Shudder* Gah... I hate that word...
I have a few best friends (including identical twin) and just some regular friends that I usually only see at school. I'm known as a weirdo at school for my obssesions with anime and such. But I don't really care. I also ABSOULTLY HATE PERVERTS!!! People seem to like grabbing my butt and boobs, and I just kick them in the crotch or elbow them in the nose or something. I just beat them up in general. But getting touched so much has given me a HATE of perverts. I'm also shy around strangers, but once you get to know me I'm actually very hyper... And jumpy... And I like sugary things... ^_^
I enjoy movies, reading manga, watching TV, being on the computer in general and lying around in the grass at night looking at the stars. I also like cooking and drawing. My passion is writing and I hope to write my own books one day, which is why I write fanfiction. So that I can improve me writing stlye and such.

Itachi: *cough*liar*cough*

Pyro: YOU CALLING ME A LIAR YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING DIRT BAG!?!?!?!

Itachi: O_O No ma'am...

Pyro: Good! ^_^ Aww... I could never hurt you... *cuddles him*

Itachi: --UUUUUUUUUU

Nelson (from The Simpsons): Haw haw!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Nelson: X_X *Blasted with my Fireworks O' Doom*

Pyro: ^_^

~Update on Progress with stories~

Err... I know I need to update my Naruto stories... But new ideas keep popping up and now I have a new fetish for Aragorn/Legolas and Jack/Will... SO things haven't been going great... I'll update soon... Before I have to leave on a three week vacation... Hopefully... Feel free to hate me if I don't. So yeah...

~July 15~

Unfortunately, I was not able to update my stories because FF.N found something wrong with my "Kill Sasuke" story, and tommorow I am leaving on a three week vacation. However, on that vacation I shall work on updates to all stories so that when I come back I can immediatly update. But do not exspect updates for three weeks from me. Gomen ne. *Bows and then ducks the onslaught of pointy sharp thing coming at her*

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Ocean Soul by Scifiroots reviews
REVISED & COMPLETE - Jan. 2008. AU When the young blacksmith apprentice stows away on the Interceptor to get away from abuse, he didn't expect it to be taken over by pirates led by the notorious Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,122 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Equally Cursed and Blessed by Caer reviews
As long as Kyou can remember, he and Yuki have been enemies, but there's more to it than that. Dark secrets lurk in the past of every Sohma and one horrible act by the accursed head of the clan will set off the beginning of finding all the answers
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,859 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
Release by VampireRacecourse reviews
Lance is injured in battle and left under the care of Pietro Maximoff. Hormones run astray and young Avalanche learns that nothing comes without an emotional price. LP slash.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 76,182 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Avalanche/Lance A.
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Pass it On by Hysteria82 reviews
Who would have thought that germs could be useful? A humorous, multichapter story where Ed and Roy discover the possibility of romance thanks to the help of various viruses. Used to be titled 'Winter'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
At war with Angels by Chibi Haku reviews
Meet Edward, your average low class teen in the year 3050. Except for one thing. Every night, before he sleeps, he feels like he has wings. [AU, cussing and violence. RoyXEd]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,728 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Just a sweet slash fic by justamirrorforthesun reviews
Chapter 12. Kinda short, I think.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 9/24/2005
Life Goes On by nikki3 reviews
Extra Chapter up! KakaIta and NaruSasu When someone close to you dies, you have to find a way to move on. That's how you honor the dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,861 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Room Mates by MikeTeaveeIsMyRoleModel reviews
My MikeCharlie slash fic! Charlie and Mike end up as room mates at boarding school. How will the two get along? How can they last with such complications? READ&REVIEW! Be sure to catch ROOM MATES 2: The aftermath
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Covenant by bubblytokki reviews
AU. No pairings. Trust is broken, tensions rise, and truth is finally revealed. Everything was a lie?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,213 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Storm of the Heart by X2yp71c reviews
Jack x Raimundo Eventually. Summary within. Raimundo angst and Jack in denial. Mix of drama and action. Don't bother reading if you're looking for short and humorous.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
The Bet by Tala1 reviews
ItaSasu Itachi is stalking poor Sasuke and finally Sasuke has had it and now preposes a bet. If he wins Itachi leaves. He loses he's a slave to Itachi for one week. R&R plz!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003
Francis' Odyssey by Eryn Galen reviews
Francis knows he's gay, but his family dosn't, what happens when he brings home a boyfriend ... who grew up in Bel Air? CHAPTER 5 FINALLY OUT AND UPDATED! PLEASE R&R! ON HOLD SORRY!
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
Promises by Selah1 reviews
Roy x Edward snapshots, drabbles whatever you want to call them. [45 Roy x Edward themes not written in order]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Of Fire and Ice by Chibi Haku reviews
(Swearing and supernatural themes.) Have you ever had a dream that you can't remember? Have you ever felt Dejavuu? Edward thought he was just an ordinary kid, at least, not that extraordinary.(AU)(RoyxEd)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004
Pirates Away by Thornangel reviews
The movie but with some changes. It's slash, and some changes slightly in plot. JackWill
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,957 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
The Fellowship Academy by Faramir Fancier reviews
The Fellowship, along with other characters, decide to open a school. Not everything goes as planned, and what will happen on Open House Night? Features Aragorn teaching PE, Haldir, and everyone's favorite human, Boromir! Also includes Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
Only You by nikki3 reviews
Chapter Four uploaded! AU. ItaSasu. Shounen-ai. For as far back as he could remember, Itachi was always told that he was insignificant. Expendable. His only purpose of existence was to protect the main family's heir, a boy five years younger than he was.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,225 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004
Blood of the Crown by Avalanche Maximoff reviews
Pietro is soon to be crowned king when his father, the king, begins a war between the humans and mutants. Pietro is kidnapped by the Captain of the King's Guard, Lance, who beleives the war is wrong. A strong love soon forms between the two.--AUSLASH--
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
The Quest of the Green Beast by driftingstar reviews
ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004
Trapped in WalMart by Blonde Archer reviews
The Fellowship plus Faramir, Arwen and Eowyn go to Wal-Mart so Gandalf can buy his polka CD, but they end up staying longer than they expected! CHAPTER 10 IS NOW UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,470 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
Thoughtless Thursday by Dakota Reynolds reviews
Sequel to Wacky Wednesday. What happens after their night of drunken lust? HPDM, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Shark and The Weasel by Chesiere Cat reviews
Kisame and his poor attempts to molest Itachi starts up a very, very complicated mess. Will he succeed or die the most painful death? Kisame fan if there's any keep out! Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,642 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Points of Authority by Inane Whimsies reviews
Yaoi, One sided (for now) ItachiSasuke incest. Sasuke is training one day and Itachi decides to pay him a little visit. (This fic has finally been updated and is being continued)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003
Sinful Addiction by Chesiere Cat reviews
Orochimaru wants Sasuke. Kakashi promises to protect the boy from the sennin but Sasuke is gone anyway. The jounin then rushes out to find him. The event takes an unexpected turn when the one rescuing Sasuke is...Itachi. Shounenai. Incest. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,439 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blue by CrimsonEpiphany reviews
You know that love is too good to last when it's true, but how does it end? It may be too good, but is it good enough to give you're all? Lance Pietro slash. 'Lance? What do you dream about'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Lesser of Two Evils by The Prime Minister reviews
Uchiha Itachi explains why he killed his clan and his relationship with Sasuke. Now in proofread format.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2004
Remembering My Love by nikki3 reviews
COMPLETE! Last few chapters up! Sequel to Forbidden shounen-ai Chapter Summary: Err... Read and find out for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,539 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Complete
Amin Ai Olin by AJ Matthews reviews
An AU LOTR fic. Aragorn/Legolas SLASH!!! See the Author Notes for a summary. New Chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,119 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/15/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Unknown Kidnapper by AJ Matthews reviews
Sequel to 'The First Meeting'! Aragorn and Legolas renew their vows of love; Thranduil travels to Rivendell, demanding his son. Ch. 14 up! A/L slash!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,055 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2002 - Published: 2/8/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
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Blood of my Aneki reviews
(AU and OOC) Unknown to all, Itachi had a twin sister who was cast away by her father as a baby. When Itachi gets sent on a mission, he meets her and they bond. But the bond that comes brings terrible things down on them both...REPOSTED AND RECONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 11/2/2004
What I want reviews
(Takes place in no particualr timeline) Pietro reflects on what he wants most in the world, which is the one thing he can't have. LancePietro slash. No like, no read!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2004
Couldn't Do It reviews
Based on and after chapter 232. Sasuke looks down at Naruto from the canyon wall and reflects on why he couldn't kill him. SasuNaru, if you see it that way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
The Elvin Book of Fairy Tales reviews
The LOTR crew star in all of your favorite fairy tales! Watch as Aragorn becomes a fearless prince, Arwen sleeps for 100 years, Legolas loses his slipper and.... Sauron becomes a fairy? What the heck? HETRO and SLASH, request for pairings welcome.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
Naruto's Book of Fairy Tales reviews
The Naruto character's play roles in your favorite fairy tales! Yes, I'm pathetic... Please read it... Multiple Pairings, mostly yaoi. Requests for pairings are welcome. FINALLY UPDATED! YAY FOR ME! GAH! (Dodges array of pointy things)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,104 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004
Within My Grasp reviews
Naruto and Sakura are a couple, and Hinata's feeling really bad about it. But when things start to get rocky and Naruto goes to Hinata for counsel, the other genins decide it's time to play matchmaker! NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004
Welcome to Dead House reviews
The Naruto cast is offered 1,000,000 bucks each. All they have to do is spend a month in a castle. But what they don't know is that the castle is the most haunted place on earth. So how long will it be before they see death looking at them? YAOI-SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004