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Assorted Stucky by PotatoJesus reviews
A collection of little stories about post-CWS Steve and Bucky. (Edit - They became not so little after a while...)
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 139,548 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Steve R./Capt. America]
with urgency but not with haste by paradisdesbilles reviews
Collection of Captain Swan drabbles
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 63,032 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Love at First Ice by Diana Raven reviews
Jelsa story, please review, I want to know how I can make this better. Other Disney characters will be appearing as well.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa
The Storm Inside by DreamyFireworks reviews
He made her feel warm. She made him feel alive. Jelsa *Final chapter now posted*
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,250 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Piano by bamfhowell reviews
Dan plays the piano with his and Phil's son.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Jelsa meets the guardians by disneycomicbookfan reviews
Jack takes Elsa to meet the Guardians. But what will happen? This is a slightly fluffy one-shot and I hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Jack Frost, Tooth, Man in the Moon, Elsa - Complete
Winter Innocence by WinterSnowflake101 reviews
College AU. Elsa is going to college, and so is her sister, Anna. Elsa's always dreaded having to go, but this year, she meets a white-haired boy that changes her life. JELSA.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Jack Frost, Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.
Beneath Dying Skies by coffeeismycatalyst reviews
Elsa tries to save the life of an injured and incapacitated Jack Frost. A story about how Elsa saves Jack's life for a change. [Jack/Elsa]
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Elsa, Anna
Shadows Fill the Empty by core-example reviews
He doesn't even know if she's in trouble, but if she is, it's entirely his fault. Eventual Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper
Sherlock: A Goldfish Named Graham by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
… or Giles. Gary? No. Gabriel! Damn it. SPOILERS FOR "THE EMPTY HEARSE".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sitters by notdonewithyou reviews
It's the first night Mary Margaret and David are away from their new daughter, and Emma and Killian agree to babysit. My Captain Swan Secret Santa gift for mscaptainswan!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Tired by ImNotAPsychopath reviews
Mystrade is tired. Written with TheBustyBarmaid.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Cross Roads (a Danisnotonfire Fanfiction) by HighPointsofSociety reviews
Moving to London seemed like such a good idea to Cassie, but when she meets Dan Howell, the boy of her dreams, her life is changed forever. Turmoil, romance and the best time of her life ensure, but is it for the better?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,926 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013
Meet My Husband, Greg Lestrade by therunawaypen reviews
Greg doesn't know why he keeps saying 'yes' to the Holmes brothers. Especially now that he's now pretending to be Mycroft's new husband. And since when did Mycroft Holmes know how to waltz? SLASH Mystrade
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, OC - Complete
I Kissed A Boy Just To Start Shit by Secondhandmasters reviews
Mycroft has had enough of everyone looking at him like he's just a smug Government Official, he's going to show them just who he is. WARNING: Sassy Mycroft and Mystrade!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Lets sing the Llama song! by pandaneedshug reviews
Dan sings the llama song, to Phil's Irk.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/31/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
You've Got to Jump Off Cliffs by Darkfangz13 reviews
...And build your wings on your way down. DI Lestrade has an ability that he has never told anyone about... he sees angel's wings.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2013 - DI Lestrade - Complete
The Awful Truth About the Names by Darkfangz13 reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one; A cop and a doctor walk into a pub... and make fun of people's names. And then suddenly, the invention of a 'Name Syllabo-meter'. Confused yet? It's okay, they're drunk.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2013 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Midnight Magic by OceanSunrise32 reviews
Dan receives a letter the night of New Year's Eve from a "secret admirer", and he may just end up with a night better than he could ever have wished for... FLUFF. Danisnotonfire Dan Howell Phil Lester AmazingPhil
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Gregory Lestrade's Right Nipple by ClassyGirlsWearPearls reviews
In which Mycroft derives sexual gratification from abusing Lestrade's nipple and Lestrade loves it. You probably shouldn't take me too seriously...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Waiting by shadowstar-gzan reviews
Mycroft is a patient man, and Sherlock is a good brother. Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Little Rain Never Hurt Anyone by Darkfangz13 reviews
For once, Sherlock wasn't called in on a case. For once, it was raining and Mycroft wasn't there with his umbrella. But - for once - Lestrade didn't mind being drenched in the storm. A/N: A little bit about the Yarders when Sherlock isn't around.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Royal Pains by Darkfangz13 reviews
"Sherlock jokes about you being the Queen of England and Moriarty fantasizes about me being a king in some fairytale. I think the Universe is conspiring against us." Random Mystrade moment and bonus Lestrade threatening Moriarty.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
What People Normally Say by Darkfangz13 reviews
Or, 'Deductions About DI Lestrade'. Mystrade established.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
For Queen and Country by Darkfangz13 reviews
Of first meetings. My first feeble attempt at Mystrade!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete