xandermartin98
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Author has written 84 stories for Team Fortress 2, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, South Park, SpongeBob SquarePants, Harry Potter, Rocko's Modern Life, Parodies and Spoofs, LittleBIGPlanet, Web Shows, Mortal Kombat, Legend of Zelda, Castlevania, Pokémon, Cave Story, Undertale, Earthbound, Mario, Parappa the Rapper, Godzilla, Buzz On Maggie, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Bee Movie, Space Dandy/スペース☆ダンディ, Misc. Cartoons, Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室, Crash Bandicoot, Ren & Stimpy Show, Cartoon X-overs, and Shovel Knight.
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Undisclosed Desires by EquusGirl reviews
When Han accepted a mission that involved pretending to be Leia's husband, he didn't expect to it be quite such an emotional roller coaster. But since when does anything involving Leia Organa go as planned? Tags: Angst, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Mission Fic, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fake Marriage, Trauma, Injury
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 4/20 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
Fate Works in Mysterious Ways by Metylizer reviews
Cynder meets a strange dragon in the streets of Warfang. Well... more like tackles him to the ground after he runs from the guards. So intrigued by him, she decides to find out more about him. She didn't expect to find out what she did.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/20 - Complete
A new civilized Warrior by Dragons123d reviews
With barely any memories, given a new weapon by Lupa and some obscure statement, Percy Jackson suddenly finds himself thrown to the dogs as he is given a weapon and powers that do not belong in this world as well. Something is going on and he has to find out what.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/20 - Percy J., Frank Z., Hazel L., OC
The Burrow burned down in flames by mihaelak22 reviews
Christmas Eve 1997. A night that changed it all when two people, who have lost each other, found their way back together. A different take on the events that night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mon Coeur, Ma Vie (My Heart, My Life) by HeartofStormsandHeros reviews
This is a love story. And as any love story should, it begins with an awkward yet intriguing situation. Tamaki, a single father of a wild and bright eight-year-old, meets his child's teacher for the first time due to poor behavior in class. Can Mr. Ootori look past the Suoh's antics to get to know them for who they really are? Will Tamaki be able to open up and let Kyoya in?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20 - [Tamaki S., Kyōya O.] OC
Malicious, Magical, Malfoy by LazySierra reviews
People often complained about a lack of birthright. Being reborn as Draco Malfoy meant I had the opposite issue. So many new things to take into account. Politics, magic, family traditions, the wizarding world and this odd new power that insisted my new reality was a game. What's a Gamer SI to do. ADOPTED FROM Bor902 and continued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 635 - Published: 4/20 - Hermione G., Draco M.
To Become A God by ChickenBreasties reviews
Harry Potter was not born a God. But he would grow up to become just like one. Gamer!Harry. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 166 - Published: 4/20 - Harry P.
Koibito by Fanwright reviews
Just a simple date. A night out in one of the many small towns that dotted the coast on Kyoshi Island, close to Suki's home, but far from the troubles of the world. At least that was the idea. Nothing is ever that simple when you date the young Fire Lord. / Zuki Week 2020 Prompt.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20 - [Zuko, Suki] - Complete
Leaves of Lórien by Penn Flinn reviews
The Three Hunters meet the Riders of Rohan in time to join their ambush against the Uruk-hai — and to rescue two Hobbits who have had enough of Orcs to last a lifetime.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Let's Stop Pretending (BECHLOE AU) by AliceCase923 reviews
What started out as pretend AU but then spiralled. All in Beca's POV.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Life in Parappa Town by TrevorTheWriter reviews
The world of Parappa the Rapper is a unique world that hasn't been explored much due to the series falling into irrelevance. I wish to explore this world. Join Parappa and co. as they go on about their interesting lives. Comments are very much appreciated!
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 83,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 2/9/2017
Giganta Yuuko Kinoshita by seekerofjustice reviews
Yuuko Kinoshita was just an ordinary second year high school student who had her life all planned out until a school field trip visit to a museum changed it all for her and changed her life forever. Now given the power to grow to giant size, she now finds herself saving the day as the giant female warrior and hero Giganta while falling for a certain ultimate Baka!
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,449 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/2/2019 - Published: 3/10/2016
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 3,507 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
South Park: The Stick of Truth by CaptainPrice reviews
A new kid that has no recollection of his past arrives in South Park with his family in hopes to start a new life. Upon his arrival, he is pulled into a game that he believes is just Dungeons and Dragons, but soon finds out it's not just a game. He will learn that the quiet little mountain town is far from normal with randomness at every turn. (SI/OC)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,720 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., OC
Parappa love (mostly Parappa x Lammy) by Blov reviews
These are basically short stories of my favorite ship in the Parappa Series, Parappa x Lammy (along with other ships). This summary is short since I prefer if you read the story. Also sorry if it's cringey (or cringy...however you say it...as you can tell I have horrible grammar).
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 3/14/2017
Toilet Paper: The Alternate Ending by DangerDash reviews
After the events of Season 7 Episode 3, Eric and Kyle find that they have a true connection. Following this, lots of things happen. Some fucked up, some fappable, some cute, and all hilarious! Lots of shocking secrets will be revealed, and both the mountain town and the whole world will be changed forever. Rated M for sex, death, and because it's South Park. (Kyman)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Kenny M., Butters S.] - Complete
Comfort by TrevorTheWriter reviews
Here are some cute little stories that mainly star my favorite Parappa ship, Katy x Lammy! (Cover made by @official-papyrus-amiibo on Tumblr)
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 2/11/2017
Forwards in Reverse by Raunchel reviews
The war against Voldemort is lost and Hermione travels back in time to try to fix things. Things however do not go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,300 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Hermione G.
Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,694 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Sickening by Madam'zelleG reviews
London recovers from the grips of a raging cholera epidemic. A man washes up on the banks of the Thames, dead under mysterious conditions. Bouts of sickness claim their prey, and a wealthy family must cope with tragedies and insanity. Amongst it all, Sherlock Holmes must sort out the tangle of threads that obscure the true purpose of these seemingly unconnected events. AU
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,197 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Kyle's Rants by MarshieMello-Cookies reviews
In which Kyle rants about things.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 55,027 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
New Love by TheBlueBomberBoomer reviews
After breaking up with sunny, parappa finds himself feeling empty. Can his friend help him cheer up? Contains Parappa x Lammy. Please review.
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015
That Terran Tree Thing by FearMyPen reviews
Peter wants to tell Philly all about some strange Terran celebration called 'Christmas'. But to her nothing about this holiday make a scrap of sense. NOT Peter/OC. Just friends. (Set before but in the same universe as 'The Girl Who Wanted To Fly'.) OC centric. Slightly Christmas-ish and kind of short. I honestly don't know what I was thinking.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, OC - Complete
The Kyman Effect by DangerDash reviews
It's been 20 years since the end of "Toilet Paper: The Alternate Ending". A lot had changed. Eric and Kyle have married, and Eric has to do the hardest thing he's ever done. He has to leave his husband and son for a year. He's been drafted into the military because the U.S. is at war with Russia. AGAIN. Will the year end in tragedy?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Butters S., Kenny M.] - Complete
Fat by cosmaoticcloud reviews
This was a routine now. Every Sunday, he'd step onto the familiar plastic, and glance down at the numbers he knew would make him feel terrible. Every time, he would look at the digits and place a hand on his stomach. Every time, he would look in the mirror and feel like melting all the fat off. Every time he would cry.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Facebook Official by RedMacaque reviews
When Kyle hacks into Cartman's Facebook account, he finally gets the chance for revenge. But could this revenge backfire on him?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Butters S.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Cold Blood by scarylolita reviews
Craig Tucker brings a gun to school and he plans on using it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Clyde D., Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
parappa the rappers second opperation by ps2fan27 reviews
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X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - Afrikaans - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Magneto/Erik L., Storm/Ororo M., Torpid
Cum on my Gayward Son by Butterfunk McChunk reviews
Sam and Dean fight a gay ghost.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
My Little Parappa by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
A powerful threat has come to Equestria and Celestia has called upon her faithful servant Twilight and her friends yet again. They must find the six treasures of harmony to overcome this new evil. But only one can draw forth and use their powers: Parappa the Rapper. Twilight must help her new friend find these powers before it's too late! Will they succeed? Well, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia
Cypress by Lady Charity reviews
The Lorax must understand that his friend the Once-ler is old now, and that he soon will die.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/18/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
The Mysterion Mythos: Cthulhu Fhtagn by Jizena reviews
Kenny's journey to discover who he is leads him deeper into the Cult of Cthulhu. Stan & Kyle face their own challenges but are desperate to help,and Butters & the rest of the town heroes verge on chaos & insanity. Kenny/Red, Style, others. M for violence.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 495,792 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kenny M., Mysterion - Complete
30Hs Potter and the Terribly Rendered Castle by SwampDragon reviews
Violence/F-bombs/OneShot - Humorous Cross-over fic based on the meeting of infamous potter fics 30Hs second Pillow and My Immortal XXXbloodyrists666XXX with a 90's Play Station movie adaptation game VERY loosely based on the first Potter book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Old Contrast Match by weebee reviews
Ranma Saotome leaves Nerima, not on the best of terms with anyone. He ends up in Minato ward, where he meets a motorcycle racer. Discontinued.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,367 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Ranma - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5075 - Favs: 8,650 - Follows: 8,627 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Last Bite by crashblast23 reviews
The next bite of Heavy's Sandvich, could be his last.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Heavy, Spy - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15804 - Favs: 10,173 - Follows: 7,749 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Cave Story: A Novelization by JackmanB reviews
A novelization of the popular freeware-PC game created by Daisuke Amaya a.k.a "Pixel".
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 134,956 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
The Terran Ascension by JewelsGlow15 reviews
HPxSG1 When Harry finds the Chamber of Merlin within the halls of Hogwarts the future of Earth will never be the same. And neither will the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,039 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2007
Ranma’s Horrible Histories by Phorcys reviews
Ranma / Sailor Moon and others MultiCrossOver. One day a strange boy turns up at the gates of time, escaping through the gates with Pluto's key. Ranma's strange and chaotic journey through time, dimensions, and space.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,081 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Ranma
Hotel Mario Commentary by jackattack555 reviews
A look at the cutscenes from the game Hotel Mario. Lots of mocking, parodizing, etc...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
How’s THAT for Love? by Lord Raa reviews
A series of smutty one shots from your fiend, Lord Raa.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Takahashi Soup by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma and Ataru are brothers. I really don't know how to explain it better than that.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 164,879 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003
Writing on the Wall by unemployed reviews
The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Everything Has Its Cost by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot. Fudge and Umbridge have to pay for mucking around in Hogwarts. And they are definitely not going to enjoy it! Humorous, a bit twisted, too. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Writing Fanfiction by Vanilla Topping reviews
To save poor Mary Sues and fools from the fire of flamers. Maybe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
The Amazing Epic of Television Spam by Suti Ookami reviews
Takes place sometime after PTR2 and before the anime. Parappa's father gets possessed through... unusual circumstances. Warning, I wrote a rap for this. Quite possibly very scary.
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2002
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Crash and Verona: Coco's Inside Story reviews
One day, Nitros Oxide decides to get revenge on Coco Bandicoot for the fact that she has rather-recently beaten him in a kart-racing tournament...by giving her a fatally extreme case of COVID-19 named Verona Chong. Therefore, Crash ends up having to enter Coco's body in order to get said virus out of it.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20 - Crash Bandicoot, Aku Aku, Coco Bandicoot, Nitros Oxide - Complete
The Brain Behind The Mask reviews
Courage enters Kitty's brain in order to see what is wrong with it. Needless to say, hilarity ensues.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 9/3 - Bunny, Computer, Courage, Kitty - Complete
Vore-O-Sensei
Nagisa and Karma enter Korosensei's body in order to remove a virus from it.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,337 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9 - Karasuma T., Karma A., Nagisa S., Koro-sensei
Satina Changes Lucia's Mind
Satina goes into Lucia's head and decides to make a few...ahem...CHANGES to her way of thinking.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,848 - Published: 6/18 - Complete
Satina Wants More Ice Cream
And she's going to get it, believe me
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,430 - Published: 5/20 - Complete
Satina Gets Under Dave's Skin reviews
Satina has a HELL of a time going inside Dave's body in order to collect material for her anatomy project. The SATINA series belongs to Hannah Daigle and was created in the year 2020.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,632 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2 - Complete
Plankton's Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Sandy Cheeks reviews
One day in Bikini Bottom, Plankton sneaks inside Sandy's brain and takes control over it. That's all you really need to know, if I'm being honest.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10 - SpongeBob, Sandy, Plankton, Karen - Complete
Boys In The Aviary, Baby
After spending hours upon hours deliberately coming up with the most utterly ridiculous and blatantly fetish-y idea possible for a new episode of Space Dandy, I'm pretty sure that it finally hit me: why not just have Dandy and QT go inside Meow's brain and then use it to extensively (not to mention downright relentlessly) torture him for (more or less) the pure sake of it?
Space Dandy/スペース☆ダンディ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,601 - Published: 1/3 - Space Dandy, QT, Meow, Bea - Complete
Ken and Vanessa Have Sex
Barry goes inside Ken's brain and makes him engage in disgustingly over-the-top sexual intercourse with Vanessa, much to his boyfriend's chagrin.
Bee Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Barry B., Vanessa B. - Complete
Katz the Cowardly Cat reviews
If you want an absolutely PERFECT headcanon for why Katz hates Courage so much in the actual Courage The Cowardly Dog series, look no further than here. Let's see how YOU feel about someone after having that someone go inside your brain without your permission and then use it to completely wreck your entire life while a sadistic Chinese con artist films it on live video, shall we?
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,699 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2019 - Complete
Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Muriel reviews
One otherwise quiet and unassuming day in the middle of Nowhere (Kansas), Courage and company are visited by the incredibly stuck-up technological genius and walking Asian stereotype Di Lung, who promises to serve as a "shrink" for Courage and ends up taking said statement rather disturbingly literally; needless to say, immense hilarity, vore fetishism and disturbing-ness ensues.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,848 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2019 - Courage, Eustace B., Muriel B. - Complete
The Buzz On How Maggie Got Inside Her Psychiatrist's Head reviews
In a sort of between-events sequel to previous Rocko/Maggie crossover fanfic "The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko" that is SO ridiculously offensive and generally dark/cynical that it actually makes the original story look like freaking BARNEY AND FRIENDS by comparison, Maggie Pesky, after being declared legally insane, is sent to an asylum, in which hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Buzz On Maggie & Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,975 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2019 - Complete
The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko reviews
In this Rocko's Modern Life / Buzz On Maggie crossover fanfic that (for obvious reasons) is in fact likely the VERY first of its kind, Maggie gets kidnapped from her home by Flecko (a filthy, smelly hobo masquerading as her uncle), with her being able to find a better life in the real world outside the junkyard being used as a lure, and is led into a rather...INTERESTING scenario.
Crossover - Buzz On Maggie & Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Complete
Filburt's Postmodern Wife reviews
Immediately following the classic Rocko episode "The Big Q & A", when Filburt becomes so egotistical about the fact that he's got a beautiful new wife (Hutchison) and an absolutely INSANE amount of inheritance from his parents, Rocko and Heffer decide to strike back at him...by mind-controlling his wife into brutally torturing him, and then distributing it to the general public.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Complete
Giant Thom Yorke X Jonny Greenwood: Fucked In The Radiohead reviews
Basically Giantess Lammy X Parappa but Radiohead; enjoy, crazy fangirls
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/28/2018 - OC
This Is Lammy's Brain on Parappa and Ma-San reviews
(WARNING: STORY IS FRACKING HILARIOUS) One fateful night in Parappa Town, Lammy unknowingly sniffs Parappa and Ma-San up her nose and into her brain while snorting cocaine off of her girlfriend Katy's toes, and quickly finds herself entangled in a ridiculously elaborate and torturous mind-control scheme to get Milkcan enrolled in the ridiculously high-paying Joe Chin business!
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Parappa R., Lammy, Ma-san, Joe Chin - Complete
Lammy and Hairdresser Octopus in Orgía de Papel Mexicana reviews
Annoyed that Hairdresser Octopus never gives her the proper sexual attention that she deserves (you know, despite the fact that the crazy whore ALREADY HAS NOT ONE BUT TWO GIRLFRIENDS, and let's be honest, Hairdresser isn't even terribly far from literally being a girl himself), Lammy decides to tie him up, take him home and literally have sex with him until he dies.
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Lammy - Complete
Yoda VS Godzilla reviews
In which the former violently lobotomizes the latter
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Rem's Brain (If Minish Link Could Go Inside People's Ears) reviews
Blissfully unaware of the wakeup-mushroom-selling potion shop out in the Minish Woods, Link decides to try an alternate, far grosser method of getting the local Hyrule Castle Town shoemaker to make him a new set of Pegasus Boots...why, by shrinking himself to Minish size and sneaking his way into Rem's brain, of course! Please note: this story DOES treat this as a sexual fetish.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Link, Ezlo - Complete
Parappa and Lammy Have Sex reviews
In a story that is EXACTLY what it says on the tin (disregarding the trademark xandermartin98 brain fetishism), what starts out as Lammy wanting to worship Parappa's feet quickly turns into the most intense sexual experience of the classic Playstation mascot characters' entire lives, and it's all because Guru Any just HAD to go inside Parappa's brain and take control over his body.
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2017 - Complete
Parappa and Ma-San: Lammy's and Katy's Inside Stories reviews
In possibly xandermartin98's weirdest fanfic yet, Katy catches a real bad case of the flu and is sent to Lammy's apartment by Parappa and Ma-San so that the two of them can surgically operate on her from within in order to purge the disease. Well, to put it lightly, let's just say that this story turns out to br nowhere NEAR as innocent as you would think.
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/2/2017 - Complete
Giantess Lammy X Parappa: Big Step-Sisterly Fuckery reviews
In what can only be described as the much more erotically-focused Parappa The Rapper equivalent to the infamous Motherly Fuckery from the Undertale fandom, Parappa shrinks himself and goes inside Lammy's head, and...well, I'm not even going to spoil how shit ends up going from there; just see for yourself, and be appalled.
Parappa the Rapper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,707 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Complete
Um Jammer Alphys
Original game here: /watch?v 6LB76qH-308 In quite possibly the weirdest but funniest and most weirdly fitting idea for a crossover character-parody story ever devised, the characters from Undertale are cast into a much more adult-oriented version of the plot from PS1 classic Um Jammer Lammy. And yes, Alphys is Lammy; that's all you need to know.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,467 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Asgore D. - Complete
How Bratty and Catty Stole America's Presidential System
In possibly the weirdest and most creative (and easily the most fucked-up) parody of How The Grinch Stole Christmas yet, Undertale fans rejoice as Bratty and Catty finally get a major spotlight in a fanfic that actually ISN'T just generic romance crap... and as it turns out, they end up being a blatant parody and satire of the 2016 Hillary VS Trump election; go figure.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,874 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Undyne, Alphys, Bratty, Catty - Complete
I See Alphys, I See Francis reviews
Ah, Alphys X Francis, or Alphrancis for short...it's a shipping that I honestly thought would never come to such amazing fruition as this, but now here we are, and all I have to say is...just wow. Seriously, if you ever wanted to see some hot steamy sexual action between these two almost equally adorkable lizard nerds, this story is undeniably your best bet. Have fun, readers!
Crossover - Mario & Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Francesca, Sans, Alphys, Burgerpants - Complete
Underfoot Fetishtale reviews
In what can only be described as the absolute kinkiest Undertale fanfic ever written, this short but sweet little tie-in to the classic Alphys' Bad School Day has Asriel, Alphys and friends heading back to school on foot fetish day with all of the students and teachers barefoot, and...well, you'll see how things end up going from there. Hopefully, I don't need to explain it to you.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Asriel, Undyne, Alphys, Muffet - Complete
The Iron Mettagiant
In this hilariously brilliant, priceless and (mostly) spot-on Undertale parody of the classic 1999 animated-film masterpiece The Iron Giant, Alphys and Undyne (both playing the role of Hogarth) stumble upon a mysterious giant alien robot from another planet named Mettaton (obviously playing the titular role of the Iron Giant); you can probably fill in the blanks from there.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,427 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Undyne, Alphys, Mettaton, Burgerpants - Complete
Giantess Alphys X Flowey: Vengeful Torment reviews
In easily the most disturbing, sad and fucked-up entry into its series yet, Alphys gets possessed by Flowey, who is eagerly seeking revenge for the already horrible things that Alphys did to him and his mother...by doing infinitely WORSE things to her, such as taking control over her brain and making her destroy everything and everyone she loves and cares for. Poor, poor girl...
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Asriel, Undyne, Alphys, Flowey - Complete
Alphys' Bad School Day
In quite possibly the funniest Undertale fanfic (and one of the weirdest) to hit the fandom yet, Alphys goes through her first day at middle school...which sounds incredibly normal until you actually read all of the crazy shit that ends up happening in the process! If you ever wanted to know how a fanfic written about going to school could be made interesting, this is exactly how.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,834 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2016 - Toriel, Alphys, Mettaton, Asgore D. - Complete
Alphys' Modern Life: Camera Shy
In easily the best parody of the Camera Shy episode from Rocko's Modern Life yet, Alphys gets filmed doing some rather embarrassingly private things by Undyne and Papyrus under the ironic excuse that "it's for her parents". Extreme hilarity and passionate romance ensue, especially between Alphys and Toriel; you have been warned.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,236 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Papyrus, Undyne, Toriel, Alphys - Complete
Undyne & Papyrus: Alphys' Inside Story reviews
After MONTHS of waiting for something like this to finally happen, it's finally here, and boy is it freaking hilarious. Basically, Alphys gets infected by evil ghost-Chara parasites, and Papyrus and Undyne end up having to venture inside various organs of Alphys' body in order to get them out. Simple concept, brilliant execution.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Papyrus, Undyne, Toriel, Alphys - Complete
Giantess Toriel X Asriel: Motherly F-ery reviews
In what is probably THE most messed-up fanfic to ever hit the Undertale fandom, Asriel goes inside Toriel's brain and wreaks all kinds of fetishistic havoc in a series of events so utterly degenerate that words cannot even describe it. Rated W for What The F***.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Asriel, Toriel, Alphys, Asgore D. - Complete
Giantess Alphyne Duology reviews
A compilation of both of the infamous giantess scenes from the criminally underrated and hilarious Undertale fanfic Alphys VS Undyne, in all of their dementedly fetishistic glory. If you ever didn't want to see Alphys and Undyne take over each other's brains to publicly humiliate each other for sexual gratification...well, that's probably one of the least of your worries here.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Undyne, Alphys, Endogeny - Complete
Giantess Undyne X Alphys: Fetishistic Boogaloo reviews
In a sort of role-reversed sequel to the infamous Giantess Alphys X Undyne scene from Alphys VS Undyne, the fetishes are now amplified even further than what they already were before, resulting in such an utterly messed-up experience that you actually probably WILL need quite a bit of brain bleach after reading it! And yes, the brain-infiltration bit is still present.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Undyne, Alphys - Complete
Alphys Fapfic Cumpendium reviews
Formerly known as "Alphys Fapfic Collection" on DeviantArt, this massive compilation showcases all of the woefully underappreciated fap material I've written about the ever-so-adorable lizard nerd known as Alphys from Undertale, featuring Podophilia, Bestiality, Macrophilia, Vorarephilia, Public Humiliation, Gang Rape, Bondage, and so much more! Don't miss out ;)
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Undyne, Alphys - Complete
Giantess Alphys X Undyne: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut reviews
/s/12052538/1/Alphys-VS-Undyne Yeah, yeah, I know that Alphys VS Undyne has already been posted multiple times, but damnit, this scene is just TOO freaking amazing to pass up. In short, if you ever wanted to see Undyne make out with Giantess Alphys in literally THE most fetishistic way imaginable, you've come to the right place. Enjoy, perverts!
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Undyne, Alphys, Endogeny - Complete
Alphys VS Undyne reviews
In what is shockingly the first fanfic to feature a truly major rivalry between Alphys and Undyne, the two of them argue each other that they start making up random contests to see which one of them is REALLY the best Undertale character; naturally, hilarity ensues.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Undyne, Alphys - Complete
Lemon Fed reviews
In a rather short but sweet little tie-in to the infamous Alphamalg series, Alphys gets eaten alive by Lemon Bread and learns, for better or worse, what having a vore fetish is REALLY like. Hilarity ensues.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Alphys - Complete
Alphamalg: The Completely Degenerate Series reviews
All six revolting chapters of the infamous series of fanfics dedicated to quite possibly THE greatest crack shipping in video games, now in one big table of deplorable, sickening contents! Enjoy being able to jerk off to all six of them at once, you sicko! (DISCLAIMER: None of the Amalgamates were harmed mentally or physically in the making of these fanfics, unlike Alphys.)
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Undyne, Alphys, Asgore D., Endogeny - Complete
Alphys Höek reviews
One day, in the crazy-ass world of Undertale headcanons, Alphys completely freaking loses her mind and goes totally bananas, developing a personality nearly identical to that of Ren Höek from Ren & Stimpy...and from there, things only get even better.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Undyne, Alphys, Mettaton - Complete
The Great Alphynamalg Orgy Of '16 reviews
IfIn what might legitimately be THE most degenerate and perverted Undertale fanfic EVER made, Alphys goes down into her True Lab with malicious intent of having intense sexual intercourse with the Amalgamates...but as it turns out, she isn't alone.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Undyne, Alphys, Endogeny - Complete
Radiation's Undertale Halloween Hack reviews
In a blatant Undertale parody of Radiation's Earthbound Halloween Hack, Frisk is tasked with hunting down a mysterious monster responsible for the deaths of many people by Mayor Elkrip. However, little does he know who that monster will actually turn out to be...
Crossover - Earthbound & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Ness, Frisk, OC, Alphys - Complete
Tempted By The Feet Of Alphys reviews
One day in the wonderful underground world of Undertale, Undyne invites Alphys over to her place and buys her a new pair of socks, expecting Alphys to be blissfully unaware of her secret plan. But as it turns out, Alphys was actually quite literally one step ahead of her all along...
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Undyne, Alphys - Complete
Alphys Loves Feet reviews
One day in the wonderful world of Undertale, Alphys has a fucking sick, nasty foot fetish and is too afraid to admit it to Undyne. That's pretty much all you need to know about this story. Enjoy!
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Undyne, Alphys, Asgore D., Endogeny - Complete
To Kill a Royal Scientist reviews
One day in the Genocide Run, Chara decides he hasn't had enough violence for one day and therefore possesses Flowey so that he can torment poor Alphys to death for his own amusement.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Asriel, Chara, Alphys, Flowey - Complete
Death By Amalgarape reviews
At first glance, it seems like this story takes place on a perfectly normal day in the Underground...but then WHAMO! Alphys gets violently raped to death by the Amalgamates in a scene that was definitely not meant for the faint of heart to witness.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Flowey - Complete
UNDERTALE: Alphys' Adventures reviews
WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN OR COMPLETED THE MAIN PACIFIST RUN OF UNDERTALE. About two weeks after the True Pacifist run of Undertale, Frisk has decided to take a break from resetting, allowing Alphys and her friends to go on a whole new wacky adventure in which they team up to stop Mettaton from taking over the world with his ever-so-fabulous glamour.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Papyrus, Sans, Undyne, Alphys - Complete
Indie Cake: The Famous Indie Game Crossover reviews
One day, Black Knight, Dr. Fetus, and the Doctor decide to take over Microsoft's HQ up in the sky. And now it's up to the main protagonists of Cave Story, Shovel Knight and Super Meat Boy to journey across huge and epic areas to save the video game multiverse from their wrath...and bake a delicious cake while they're at it, because why not?
Crossover - Cave Story & Shovel Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Shovel Knight, The Black Knight - Complete
Cavernous Storybook reviews
Taking place rather directly before the events of Cave Story proper, this story is a short yet sweet satirical tale of the incredibly bizarre and hilarious exploits of Jack and Mahin, two extremely minor characters who end up playing a disturbingly large role in shaping the game's backstory through their outrageous antics.
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Complete
Cave Story Yaoi: Jack Has A Thing For King reviews
One of the first and only Cave Story yaoi fics, and it's easily one of the most commonly requested fanfiction couples in all of the Cave Story universe. What's the deal with that?
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
Toroko Got Fingered reviews
In a sort of Freddy Got Fingered mixed with Cave Story scenario, Jack rebuilds King and Toroko into cyborgs and discovers the revived Doctor's new plan to build a giant robot and take over the world. Bringing himself and all of his Mimiga friends down to the Earth's surface, he forms a Mimiga army to combat the Doctor's evil robot army...after learning the Doctor's dark secret.
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Complete
The Bespectacled Mimiga Who Lost His Freaking Mind reviews
Ever wondered how insane Jack actually went after all of the shit he was forced to go through in Cave Story? Well, this is it. Enjoy!
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Complete
Quote's Bad Hair Day: Rated R for Retelling Of Cave Story reviews
Essentially a cross between Cave Story and Conker's Bad Fur Day, this story is a wild ride that treads familiar territory while amazingly retelling the storyline in a shockingly epic, unique, entertaining, troperiffic, and, most importantly, hilariously obscene fashion that has never before been quite matched by any novelization of a video game. I hope you have fun reading it!
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Complete
How Cave Story Should Have Ended reviews
Exactly how this game should have ended. No more, more less.
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Complete
TROLLPASTA: Jack's Cave Story reviews
Two weeks after the events of Cave Story, the game's tragic storyline is retold in a mysteriously rhyming journal from Jack's perspective.
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Complete
Cave Story VS I M Meen ACT 2: Jack's Bizarre Adventure
A sequel to "Jack's Fanfictionception." At last, it has finally happened. And it is in many ways even funnier (and crazier) than the original. Enjoy!
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,898 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Complete
Cave Story vs IM Meen: Jack's Fanfictionception
When the infamous IM Meen invades the Cave Story universe and traps Jack, Sue, Toroko and Balrog inside his book and writes a sick mockery of a yandere fanfic about them, Jack's sanity is pushed to its limits and beyond as he frantically searches for a way to escape.
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,526 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Complete
David The Gardevoir Killer reviews
When a certain twisted man named David, the creator of the infamous "David X Gardevoir" fanfic, decides to reenact the story's events in real Pokemon-world life by raping and killing Pico The Gallade's girlfriend (Rosie The Gardevoir), Pico accidentally amasses a huge team of human friends and Pokemon allies to take him down and get revenge.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Meowth/Nyarth, Gardevoir/Sirknight, Gallade/Erlade, Garchomp/Gaburias - Complete
Rocko Called, He Wants His Girlfriend Back reviews
After having his girlfriend inexplicably arrested and stolen from him, Rocko directly parodies a downright hilarious angst scene from the Earthworm Jim cartoon and desperately tries to find Melba before she forgets about him in this incredibly short yet epic misadventure.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Complete
Dracula VS Twilight reviews
Basically, a new 2015 incarnation of Dracula becomes an anti-hero by teaming up with Death and Alucard and killing the ever-loving shit out of the Twilight series and its creator.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Alucard, Death, Dracula, Richter B.
Nicktoon Legends (Comedy Series)
In this epic crossover story, Spongebob, Sandy, Squidward, Rocko, Zim, and Gir find themselves trapped in Viacom's role-playing video game world. Now they must settle their differences to escape.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,933 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Complete
Rocko Wallaby and the Glaisses of Filburt reviews
Filburt goes on a brief errand trip to the supermarket followed by a trip from there to the eye doctor's. At the eye doctor's, Filburt overloads himself with stereotypical Jewish mannerisms and becomes the living embodiment of a flawlessly stereotypical Jewish dork. Rocko, our unlikely Aussie hero, is the only one who can stop him. This is one of the funniest fanfics of all time.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Complete
Rocko Gets Intimate With A Giant Talking Foot (TROLL FIC) reviews
RML fans both young and old will likely question their sanity after reading this. You have been warned.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Complete
Link Meets CD-i Link: The Faces Of Ganon reviews
The title speaks for itself. This is a parody of the Zelda CD-i games, mainly Faces Of Evil. Link and his CD-i counterpart work together to save their respective Princess Zeldas from Ganondorf in an epic adventure.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, King Of Red Lions/King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule - Complete
The Alliance Of Cartoon Fanbase Sterotypes reviews
Leave it to a fat Invader Zim-obsessed goth girl, a cripplingly modest Rocko fan, a John-K-impersonating Ren & Stimpy fanboy, a South Park fan acting like a stereotypical one, a run-of-the-mill Spongebob fan, and a MLP/Sonic fan who acts like Chris Chan only gayer to save the world from Viacom's wrath.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2014 - OC - Complete
Rocko's Revenge On IGN reviews
Rocko gets his revenge on IGN for taking him out of their list of the "Top 100 Animated Series" in a parody of the "Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence" scene from Ren & Stimpy.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Complete
Cartoon Kombat
Mario, Rocko, Mr. Game And Watch, Mr. Freeze, Wolverine, Spiderman, Spongebob, Peach, and other characters enter the Shredder's version of Mortal Kombat. Who will win the tournament and defeat Shredder? Find out now.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Complete
Sammyclassicsonicfan rants about Nickelodeon haters reviews
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FRICK, GUYS?
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Complete
RockoSniper yaoi parody reviews
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Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sniper - Complete
Sammyclassicsonicfan's Ultimate Adventure reviews
Sammyclassicsonicfan goes on an awesome journey to defeat the evil Dorkstrum and prevent Sonic Adventure 3 from coming out. Rated F for Frick.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Complete
The 500 Shirts of Rocko Wallaby
In a parody of "The 500 Hats Of Bartholomew Cubbins", Rocko's shirt keeps reappearing on his body whenever he takes it off, getting him into major trouble with the town.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Complete
Sammyclassicsonicfan's New Drink reviews
Sammyclassicsonicfan decides to incorporate his "frick" catchphrase into a new drink brand called "Frickorade".
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Complete
Ren trolls Rocko reviews
Ren from the Ren & Stimpy Show decides to troll Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life over the phone, and crazy stuff ends up happening.
Crossover - Rocko's Modern Life & Ren & Stimpy Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Complete
Sixty H's: The Complete 30H's Saga reviews
Thirty H's Thirty More H's Sixty H's. The most epic and badass Harry Potter fanfic of all time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Stop Hating On Sonic PARODY: Stop Hating On Spongebob reviews
Sammyclassicsonicfan tells us to stop hating on modern cartoons, especially Spongebob. For good reason, he also tells us to stop hating on Rocko's Modern Life. He is a little too overenthusiastic and vocally loud about it, however. This is a parody of Sammyclassicsonicfan's "Stop Hating On Sonic" rant.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2014
Xander VERSUS The World reviews
This is a retelling of the surprisingly well-written storyline of my criminally underrated Xander VERSUS The World level series in LBP2. If you have LBP2 and haven't played this series from start to finish, you're missing out in my opinion.
LittleBIGPlanet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
Sammyclassicsonicfan PARODY: Rant Against The Cartoon Fanbase reviews
In a parody of his "Rant Against The Sonic Fanbase", Sammyclassicsonicfan rants about the incompetence of both the cartoon fanbases and the cartoon television networks.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
Rocko is Love, Rocko is Life reviews
A parody of the infamous "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life". A boy who is an unbelievably fetishizing fan of the legendary cult classic Rocko's Modern Life cartoon series gets willingly butt-raped by Rocko himself.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2014
South Park: Camera Spy reviews
A parody/South Park version of "Camera Shy" from Rocko's Modern Life. Expect a much more adult-oriented plot than the original episode, however. Cartman, Stan and Kenny film Kyle walking down a staircase naked, and the recording is seen as high art by the public. Hilarity ensues. This was my first fanfic. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Thirty More H's (HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2) reviews
The sequel to Thirty H's (the original trollfic was made by Secondpillow). Expect an amount of canon defilement that is equal to the original Thirty H's story if not more so. It's an apocalypse! WARNING (WARNING!): hide the kids from this one. Moderators, please don't take this one down again. I'm begging you. This will be the only M-rated story I'll revive if that's what it takes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P.
Spongebob's Modern Life reviews
It's Spongebob with a twist: All of the characters act very reminiscently of the character cast of the Rocko's Modern Life series, which predated Spongebob by five years. For example, Spongebob acts a lot like Rocko, Mr. Krabs acts like Mr. Smitty, Squidward acts just like Mr. Bighead, Patrick acts just like Heffer, etc. It turns out there is actually a reason behind all of this.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Plankton - Complete
SOUTH PARK Creepypasta: Eric Cartman Must Die reviews
It's been nearly ten years since the day when Cartman murdered Scott Tenorman's parents and ground them up into a bowl of chili. Now, Scott Tenorman is back and he wants revenge. READER BEWARE: This story is a very dark take on the Scott Tenorman storyline.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman - Complete
Lemonhope & Lemongrab reviews
LemonHope, after the events of the Lemonhope episode, has taken LemonGrab's military training and emerged as a much more serious, less selfish, and less naive person. Lemongrab has brought his tryanny back to his own kingdom; LemonHope must enlist the aid of Finn & Jake, among others, to stop Lemongrab's army from destroying everything.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Lemonhope, Earl of Lemongrab
Heavy's Sandvich Shop reviews
Inspired by CaptainDarkMage's "Heavy & The Sandvich Business". This incredibly short story expands upon the idea of having the TF2 characters work together as a team of employees running the Heavy's restaurant. Enjoy!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Heavy, Engineer, Soldier, Scout - Complete
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