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"Do I smell a update? Nope!"-Me, after deciding not to update Halo The Grunt Parodies a week ago.

Halo: The Grunt Parodies is actually going onto it's two year anniversary! That's right, two years ago to the MINUTE, The Grunt Parodies was put onto this little website. Since then, we've made hats, t-shirts, mugs, video games and whored ourselves out to most of the major MCDONALDSTARBUCKSWALMART corporations out there... At least, I wish I did. If that were the case, I'd have the biggest fit of product placement ever. Correct, even more so than Blizzard, I mean, what the hell was with their coke commercial? Come on... A corporation doesn't sell itself to another one. Next thing you know, instead of "water" to recharge mana in WoW, it'll be coke. Diet Coke will be a poison item.

From that paragraph right there, you can find out what most of my personality is. And if you can't find Carmon San Diago, I don't know who can.

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In Blackest Night by Sithari reviews
What if Revan's mind wasn't destroyed when Malak turned against his former master? An alternate, What if Fic set in KOTOR. Alternate Title: I Wrote the First Nine Chapters in Junior High and Now I'm in College.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2004
The BattleGround by Chris Lozinski reviews
Dante's blood litters the ashen Battleground as Mundus prepares to take his life. But things take an unexpected turn when a Legendary Dark Knight returns with an ancient sword ready to take revenge... R&R would be greatly appreciated.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
Brother Never Cry by Travithian Axile reviews
Set one year before DMC3. My take on a DMC3 prequel. AU now after Code. Dante's enjoying a nice quiet morning when Baldy and miscellaneous demons suddenly burst into his office seeking trouble...COMPLETE!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,071 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Good and Evil: The Reign of Rekka by WindAlchemistJen reviews
Flying sheep abound as the Warrior Goddess Rekka begins her reign. Rated for language and possible violence. Chapter 9 up!
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,300 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 5/3/2003
The Magnificent Seven by Lima323 reviews
UPDATE! To all of you out there, NO I haven't died, thanks for worrying. But I've been close toThis story takes place several years after the game Jedi Academy. A group of 7 young adults are placed in the same team in Jedi Academy. Their friendship grows
Jedi Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,833 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004
The Revan Show by The Demon Phoenix reviews
(KOTOR Universe) Set a month after the darkside ending. What does a Dark Lord of the Sith do after he has conquered the galaxy, destroyed the Republic and left the Jedi Order in shambles? Why, he stars in his own public access show, of course!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2005
Blaze Got Run Over by a Speeder by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Also by Tinuviel Undomiel: Our way for killing off Blaze, for getting between Jan and Kyle, from shanesnest story,
Jedi Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2005
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by snackfiend101 reviews
Having trouble completing Academy as a light-sider because you can't stand letting Rosh live? Enjoying beating up on Kyle way too much? Then this is the story for you! Read and enjoy. Any and all reviews welcomed. (COMPLETE)
Jedi Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,366 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
Homeworld: Awakening by Zen Lon reviews
Point of view from the crew of the Hyperion, as they make the long trek to rally support for the defense of Hiigara. Oh. And soon, it'll assimilate with Zero's Reign of the Vaygr.
Homeworld - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
Halo: Combat Running Reloaded by Final Fantasy Mech Eater reviews
The Continuation of my first fiction. A crossover of Halo and Homestarrunner.com. Now with 100 more ducks. The first chapter was not fueled by steak sauce. PLEASE REVIEW I'M BEGGING YOU! Now with my original chapters.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004
Black and White: Amon's Reign by Amon 262 reviews
Amon was sent from the great void to kill Nemesis. The final fight is about to begin.
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2004
Metal Gear Solid Movie Trailer by SamandMax reviews
The trailer to the brand new movie, 'Metal Gear Solid: Operation Killocide', coming to theatres this Summer.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/24/2003
Snake's Phone Confessions by SamandMax reviews
During one day, Snake's phonecalls were monitred. This is the top secret file which contained the actual messages during that day.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2003
No One Steals My Infernus! by TheLoyalist reviews
When Tommy Vercetti's beloved Infernus is stolen from him by a local low life he has only two things on his mind, pay back, and justice! Mild cursing and violence.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/1/2002
Three Powers by CelineSSauve reviews
This is a Black & White Fiction that follows three seperate Powers one God and two Goddesses through their Reigns. Rated Teen for violence and perhaps mild language.
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2002 - Published: 4/15/2002
Never Ask by Kuroitsuki reviews
A serious fic looking at the storyline of the game. Past gods, wars and such... well, most of it has been deleted to be rewritten.
Black and White - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2001 - Published: 6/18/2001
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