"Do I smell a update? Nope!"-Me, after deciding not to update Halo The Grunt Parodies a week ago.
Halo: The Grunt Parodies is actually going onto it's two year anniversary! That's right, two years ago to the MINUTE, The Grunt Parodies was put onto this little website. Since then, we've made hats, t-shirts, mugs, video games and whored ourselves out to most of the major MCDONALDSTARBUCKSWALMART corporations out there... At least, I wish I did. If that were the case, I'd have the biggest fit of product placement ever. Correct, even more so than Blizzard, I mean, what the hell was with their coke commercial? Come on... A corporation doesn't sell itself to another one. Next thing you know, instead of "water" to recharge mana in WoW, it'll be coke. Diet Coke will be a poison item.
From that paragraph right there, you can find out what most of my personality is. And if you can't find Carmon San Diago, I don't know who can.