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Joined 04-06-01, id: 56078, Profile Updated: 12-15-07
Author has written 40 stories for Metal Gear.

Mr. Great aka Manolo Seigfried

You're a dead man.

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Metal Gear Redux by Chitin Titan reviews
A weird summary of the events of Metal Gear Solid 2. Obviously, there are spoilers. Not so obviously, there is strange, slightly out of character dialogue.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2003
Al Roker by NOTEdgeBebop reviews
Shut up and read it >:(
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2003
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Plot Hole by Gelatinus Snake reviews
The definitive answer to the persistent question: "What the heck was Jen thinking after she jumped?"
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2002
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Snake vs Financial Ruin reviews
Snake is forced to face his most challenging opponent yet, bankruptcy, when he realizes he has no money whatsoever.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Metal Gear Solid: Rebirth reviews
Snake and his mischevious son Jim must battle against a powerful foe in the dangerous and seductive land of Cuba. A Metal Gear Experience written by SamandMax and MGS S. Snake
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2004
Metal Gear: Text Adventure reviews
In 1985, the first Metal Gear game was released as a text adventure. Now, 18 years later, it finally resurfaces.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/28/2004
The Passion of the Snake reviews
After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ', Snake decides to make a sequel to it, starring him as Jesus Jr.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2004
Otacon's Big Break reviews
Otacon heads to Hollywood to pitch a screenplay he wrote about his tragic love with Sniper Wolf.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2004
Metal Gear Solid Movie Trailer reviews
The trailer to the brand new movie, 'Metal Gear Solid: Operation Killocide', coming to theatres this Summer.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/24/2003
Snake on Full House! reviews
Using the latest in digital technology, I actually added Snake in a real episode of Full House entitled "Breaking up is Hard to Do". It's so seamless, you won't even notice Snake wasn't in the original episode!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2003
MGS3: Snake Eater The Lost Interview! reviews
In July 2003, a reporter disappeared after conducting an interview with MGS creator Hideo Kojima. A few days later, his footage was found.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2003
Snake gets Punk'd reviews
As the name says, Snake gets Punk'd. There's really not much more to it.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2003
Snake Interviews Snake reviews
Snake interviews himself. Why? I don't know, I just thought it'd be interesting.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003
Metal Gear: The Rock Opera reviews
Snake creates a Rock Opera based on Metal Gear Solid, and you get to see it!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2003
Snake's Phone Confessions reviews
During one day, Snake's phonecalls were monitred. This is the top secret file which contained the actual messages during that day.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2003
Blind Date reviews
Snake goes on the popular TV show, Blind Date! Hilarity and Madcap Antics ensue
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003
The Classic Character's Convention reviews
Snake, Mario, Donkey Kong and a bunch of classic characters talk about the good old days.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2003
El Presidente Snake reviews
Snake becomes President of "Dave Coulierville", a country created by a buildup of garbage. The story also contains cloned police, spaghetti mountains, and a giant tin statue of Chuck Barris. I'll tell you right now, it makes little sense.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/5/2003
Hyper Snake, Caffeine Crazy! reviews
The story involves caffeine binges, the mexican mafia, and Yahoo Serious. I think you can tell what it's going to be like just from that.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2003
The Snake Mystery Chronicles reviews
A trilogy of mysteries with Snake solving cases, and uncovering a sinsiter conspiracy while making disturbingly funny remarks!
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002
La Serpiente Sólida Loca! reviews
Snake shows an episode from his 1982 Spanish Soap Opera. Yes, that's what it's really about.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2003
Spaceman Snake reviews
Snake and an old nemesis must compete to see who becomes the first non-rich person in space!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2002
Snake the Boxer reviews
If you ever wanted to see Snake become a boxer, get hit with a frying pan, and lose large amounts of blood, then this story is for you!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2002
Snake the Stuntman reviews
Snake becomes a stuntman for Burt Reynolds and soon the insanely funny/disturbing situations take place!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2002
Iron Chef reviews
Snake gueststars on the show "Iron Chef". Includes the same poor dubbing as the real TV show!
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2002
Making the Movie: Metal Gear Solid 2 reviews
After the complete bombing of the first Metal Gear movie, Snake decides to return to the big screen!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Complete
Snake's Videogame Parody Party! reviews
Snake's parody of other games starts a chain of events that somehow involve his liver
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/19/2002
Snake Gets Drunk! reviews
Ever wonder what it would look like if Snake got drunk? Well, I haven't but I bet it would look something like this
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2002
COPS reviews
After beating Metal Gear, Solid Snake joins the police force and is taped for an episode of COPS
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2002
Snake's Movie Reviews reviews
Snake reviews the newest movies
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/1/2002
Detective Snake reviews
Snake tries to solve a murder with hilarious results! *Laughs not guaranteed, offer void in Texas
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/28/2002
Snake and the Fan 4 reviews
Snake meets a fan who mistakes him for someone else
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/14/2002
Snake goes on Jeopardy reviews
Snake's on Jeopardy, will he win?
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2002
Snake goes to Court! reviews
After the events of the first MGS, Snake goes to court and must defend himself against Revolver Ocelot
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/2/2002
An Evening with Solid Snake reviews
An interview with Solid Snake on his past experiences in Television, Music and Zaniness
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/25/2002
The Disturbingly Silly Snake Show! reviews
Snake has his own kids show which of course, involves beer, guns, and tijuana
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2002
Snake's Standup reviews
A short story on why Snake never became a standup comedian
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2002
Snake and the Fan 3 reviews
The third, and possibly final Snake and the fan. This time, Snake meets a new fan and hilarity ensues.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2002
Snake and the Fan 2 reviews
While waiting to tape a commercial, Snake once again runs into his biggest fan
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2002
Snake and the Fan reviews
Snake meets a crazed fan while waiting for the bus
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/21/2002
Making the videogame with Solid Snake reviews
A behind the scenes look with Snake as he makes the first two games
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/17/2002
Making the Movie:Metal Gear Solid reviews
The making and premiere of the movie starring and written by Solid Snake!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2001
The Solid Snake Show reviews
A 60's sitcom starring Solid Snake!
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2001
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