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Joined 03-26-04, id: 561116
Author has written 12 stories for Baby Sitters Club, Harry Potter, Emma, and Robert Langdon series.

Grammar-Conscious Possum formerly consisted of two eccentric college students, Karen and Tethys. However, times have changed, and now the vast majority of the fiction to be found here has been written by Karen's father Tom, who is wasted as a CFO. Our stuff is mainly Potter-based, but you'll find the occasional crossover or Babysitters Club parody thrown in.

Some of you will remember the collection of our favourite Harry Potter fanfic moments that used to be available on our bio - gems such as

“I have some news. I shall no longer be here with you all, I shall be on my way to become the king of Ireland. Goodbye.” Said Draco sternly, as he got up from the table and made his way to the door.


-I just wanted to help- said Harry apolitically.

and even

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit.

These have been moved to a livejournal, The Daily Sporfle: they can be viewedat . If anybody has a good quote that they feel needs to be shared with the world, please contact us!

And now, the Random Fanfiction Generator is also available for those of you suffering from writer's block! Yes, the tool that spawned The Love That Dare Not Screech Its Name can be found here: Please let us know if anybody writes a fic based on a Random Generation: we'd be delighted to see it (and of course, review)!

How May Ways Can You Spell Voldemort? (Nineteen, And Counting)
Voldermort (a classic)
Voldemart (for all your evil necessities)
Vlodemort (the Impaler)
Voldermot (Irish!DarkLord)
Voldeort (If you're German, that's the Area of Evil)

You know, I need to start listing those in alphabetical order.

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Win a Date With HARRY POTTER! by Gryffin-Head-Basilisk-Heart reviews
Fred and George sponsor an event called WIN A DATE WITH HARRY POTTER. Who knows who will enter...not only girls want to get their hands on THE Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Harry P., George W.
silky lips by xXxinnerpainexXx reviews
a gorgous new student with a mysterious past steals Draco's heart. HarryHermione, LilacDraco i suck at summeries! it's reaaalllyyy good though! RR! pwease?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Curse of Durand by Nomad1 reviews
When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year, he finds the entire school under an ancient and deadly dangerous enchantment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,426 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Disownment Project by Clandestine Novelist reviews
In his seventh year, Draco must take some desperate (but necessary) actions in order to become his own Dark Lord. Story started before Blaise Zabini's true gender was announced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,782 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Siege of the Sues by Sai du Chickens reviews
Voldemort has created a vile army that is nearly indefeatable--an army of Mary Sues. How will Harry and the Order be able to cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,379 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004
Hogpoeming by Nimbus 1944 reviews
This annual Hogsmeade meeting is strictly for poetry readings... well, ever since the Dwarf-Tossing event was outlawed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2004
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Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Goblins reviews
Harry is in a slump after ceasing his employment with the Feds, until he finds out about a previously unknown legacy from his parents, a Swiss Bank account... Possibly the first ever HP, Da Vinci Code and Sound of Music crossover!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the FaceChangers reviews
After the events of Harry Potter and the Diabolical Directorate, the Weasley twins are in trouble again: this time with the US government, by way of the Federal Aurors' Agency. Can Harry Potter sort things out and make a profit at the same time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Harry P., George W.
Hermione Granger and the Heir of Mumbelly reviews
Intelligent and charming yet impoverished Hermione runs into a spot of trouble when the dastardly Draco Malfoy, or Prince Mal as he now prefers to be known, runs away with her sister Lavender. Obviously, a HP crossover.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2005
Harry Potter and the Sorter's Revelation reviews
With the wizarding world in turmoil, Voldemort on the loose, and the Hogwarts Talent Show only a few days away, Harry and co are forced to turn to an unusual source for advice...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Harry Potter and the Diabolical Directorate reviews
Ambition, a lust for power, and coldblooded cruelty: the perfect recipe for success in the business world. The new director of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes is taking the company to strange new places...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005 - George W., Voldemort
Please Don't Sue Two: Sueing from Beyond the Grave reviews
The latest and loveliest Death Eater recruit, on assignment to the Ministry of Magic, gets more than she bargained for when she finds a suspicious Hermione Granger there on an internship. Features love, laughs, evil filing cabinets, and too much coffee.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Dudley Dursley and the Mesmerist's Gift reviews
Dursley's hypnotic weight-loss therapy has some unexpected consequences. Rated PG for Elf Kicking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Draco M., Albus D.
That's Not Quidditch reviews
The Slytherin Quidditch team is in desperate need of a tune-up, so Snape calls in an old hand to save the day... but things have changed since Book One! Warning: Contains A Taco Show.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Severus S., Draco M.
Unfortunate GoingsOn at Hogwarts reviews
When faced with a difficult and worrying problem, Dumbledore comes up with an unorthodox solution. This one-shot was written, believe it or not, by my FATHER. Sick, ain't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Please Don't, Sue reviews
Complete at last and on reciept of my 20 or more reviews, Pottersues was released back into the wild. And yes, Sues always get their comeuppance, though you may have to wait a long time to see it! Sequel now in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Vortex at Mary Anne's Haunted House reviews
While babysitting Mary Anne makes a terrible mistake that results in her being sucked into another dimension, with hilarious consequences. Back by popular demand!
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004
Whne Love Conquers Death reviews
So sad story about Hermione and Draco's son who is raised by Harry. What happens when Harry and Draco meet again and how a shared grief can bring ppl back together... please RR! just my second ff and i need feedback
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.