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Author has written 3 stories for Elder Scroll series, and Silmarillion.

Hi, My name is Nancy! I'm Christian, but not very religious, I love fantasy and RPG games, I love fantasy books, I play the violin, and I love archery, despite my horrid aim. I hope you like my stories, and I will try to update them every week.

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Melkor is the BEST Parent Ever by TheConArtistAndTheGhost reviews
Melkor has been tasked with raising the reborn Feanor. Even without knowledge of his first life, Feanor is still the crazy elf he always was. It gets even more chaotic when an over-protective Maedhros, a cheerful, but ditzy Sauron, a reborn Saeros, and an insane love triangle are thrown in. But Melkor's greatest trial comes when Manwe does the unthinkable: he kidnaps Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,737 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Fëanor, Maedhros, Morgoth, Sauron
The Fandom Games by Overlord Rousdower reviews
A dramatized take on a Hunger Games simulator! I took it, and it was too awesome, too INSANE, not to become a story! I AM NOT SORRY. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INSANITY RECEIVED! Crossed over with DC, Marvel, Sherlock, real life, Star Trek, Star Wars, and Pushing Daisies. Assisted by Wunderkind4006! Rated T for violence (yeah, I know, but it needs to be done... seriously O o)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 11/1/2015
Tyranny in Fabled Flesh by ShoutFinder reviews
Failing to complete a destiny is one thing—but to turn your back to it deliberately is quite another. The free lands are enslaved and the world is perishing, suffering, burning. What future awaits the bleak of hope and heart, with heroes corrupted by ambition and lust and the Dragon Wars come anew—when the world's greatest dragonslayer is the right hand of the World-Eater himself?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 58 - Words: 278,173 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Complete
From Assassin to High King by The Eternal Guest reviews
What's a (slightly unhinged) Dragonborn to do when the Dragons are gone? Why, become the High King of Skyrim of course! This Dragonborn is manipulative, ambitious, and, fair's fair, a bit of an asshole. Watch as he betrays and manipulates the people around him until he stands at the very top!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Elisif, Lydia
Survival of the Fellowship by rogue planet 13 reviews
Alternate sequel to LOTR. The fellowship has failed and Sauron has taken over Middle Earth. Understandably, the first targets for his revenge are the little creeps who tried to destroy his precious. All canon characters. Absolutely no OCs whatsoever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,379 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
HIT IT TIGWIT by Alex Hollister reviews
Tigwit (alias Feren) grows tired of his job as Thranduil's gatekeeper and decides to pursue a career in music, but his many money-making schemes seldom go as planned.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Lindir, Feren
Dimensions by Jaelijn reviews
For ten years, Rimmer has been living the life of Ace. It hasn't been an easy ride, and still things get worse. As Simulants mess with dimensions, Rimmer's ship become badly damaged, and he unexpectedly finds himself back where he started out - in his home dimension, with Red Dwarf not far away...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Nine Names For Trouble by Earial13 reviews
Who ever said wraiths were dull and hissy all the time? A compilation of tales concerning the (mis)adventures of the Nazgûl (who perhaps are not as competent as we were led to believe) and their witchified Captain. Such escapades, much chaos. SEQUEL IN PROGRESS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,610 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Frodo B., Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul - Complete
A Reasonable Defence by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Several dislikable characters write a series of papers defending themselves and their actions. Includes good guys as well as bad guys...for anyone who feels like the world doesn't fully appreciate him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,693 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Faramir, Sauron, Grima W., Nazgul
Fellowship of the Cosplayers by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Things could have been much worse for the Fellowship. This proves it. Rated K plus because it is too silly for normal people to read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Frodo B., Boromir, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Interfandom Christmas Party by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Elrond is throwing an Interfandom Christmas Party. Many many famous people from across the fandoms are attending. Unfortunately, the evening takes an unfortunate twist... Multiple crossover. I'm sorry. I had to do it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Elrond - Complete
Soul of Light and Shadow by magicianlogician12 reviews
She lost one thing after another: her parents, her brother, her friends, and eventually, even herself. Through a terrifying destiny she never expected, or wanted, she learns what it means to truly be a person again. {On temporary hiatus}
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,923 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013
Torn by ShoutFinder reviews
Across Alternate Certainties, something is killing the Dragonborns before their due time, and chaining them to the borderland realm, Pass, in order to be harvested. Alyssa Laryssin learns that in order to defeat this new menace, not one Dragonborn is required this time, but many. Stars Tiberia Morwyn, Kajsa Red-Blade, J'shana Tygra, Quill, Jon Stormcloak and Shouts-at-Sun.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,032 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A Morning Visit by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
"Great," thought Erestor. "Now I have my two least favourite people in my room." No slash. Rated for hilarity, violence in the way of pillows and books, vain balrog slayers, abuse of a certain feline, and foul usage of fell language. Warning: Ccgaylord, one of the best literary critics I know, says that this story has "no plot". He is definitely right.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir, Elladan - Complete
Honor Among Thieves: The Unwilling Nightingale by MadameHyde reviews
Tiberia Morwyn has been cracking skulls for the Stormcloaks ever since she took care of Alduin, but her latest assignment, infiltrating the Thieves Guild, leaves her wondering what, exactly, she stands for, and who, exactly, she stands with. When her past catches up to her present, it's all she can do to hunker down before the firestorm.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 283,198 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Cloak and Dagger by Metrophor reviews
Thanks to a certain Daedric Prince of Revelry, a perpetually-angry master thief, and an easily-sidetracked idiot of a Dragonborn, the trip to Snow Veil Sanctum doesn't go quite as planned. Shenanigans -and sweetrolls- ensue. (Minor spoilers for the Thieves Guild questline.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mercer Frey - Complete
Fourteen Moons by Mela Sunstrong reviews
Set during Marooned, this is Cat and Kryten's side of the story and their search for their missing companions. Kryten gives vanity a spin, while the Cat learns to fly.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kryten, Cat - Complete
Kjære Mitt Barn by Rulern Av Ost reviews
Harry Potter thinks of his deceased mother as he’s drowning. Sequel to Little Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Little Harry by Rulern Av Ost reviews
AU. No Magic. Harry Potter starts first grade one week later than everyone else. Going through the years with no friends, can be hard on a child. The bullying seems to have no end. What's a little boy to do? Oneshot. The sequel is now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Missing by Rulern Av Ost reviews
AU. In a world where Harry as a twin, and where Voldemort died that night, Harry grows up with his parents and his brother. However, his parents never pays any attention to him, and has nearly forgotten him. Warning: Character Death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 250 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
A Taste of Disaster by Nili reviews
Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Cheese Wars by EnuNR-zero reviews
It's all you've ever wanted from Star Wars... except with cheese! Staring Swissy, Lummy, Nacho, Brie, Camembert, Provolone, Chuzzy, Dark Grater and a Janitor! Will they stop the Cheese Puffs?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/2/2004
Tears of the Phoenix by Aradia17 reviews
They use my name in the Light rebel camps sometimes, but when they do, it is uttered as a curse, a filthy name to be spat rather than spoken: Hermione Granger, traitor to the Light side. But they don't understand. No one does. No one can. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,354 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Fёanor's Therapy reviews
Fёanor had many traumatizing happen to him. His death and the failure to fulfill his oath was the last straw. Now in Mandos' Halls, he rants and raves, torn by his longing of the Silmarils and hatred of all the Valar. The Valar tried desperately to help Fёanor, but there is no hope for him.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Fëanor, Estë - Complete
A New Place, A New Life reviews
What if five middle-schoolers get transported to Skyrim? How will they cope? What path will they take? Can they get back to Earth, their home?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2015
And That's That
Anastasia, the bosmeric Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, must kill the Emperor. She has been thwarted once, but nothing can stand in her way now.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Complete