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Joined 03-25-14, id: 5613472, Profile Updated: 01-08-16
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Pokémon.

Name: Shubham Dutt

Age: 21

Country of origin: India

Hobbies: Reading, be it fanfics or regular novels, writing, though it is currently limited to fanfic only, and the occasional basketball game.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, One Piece, Basilisk, Sekirei, High School DxD and a few more.

Favorite authors: Classic writers including Shakespeare, Alexander Dumas, Fyodor Dostoyevski. Modern writers like Paolo Coelho, Agatha Christie, Dan Brown, Amish Tripathi(those who don't know about him, I recommend reading his books as they are brilliant mythological fictions) and a few more.


The following words by Paolo Coelho have been a great inspiration for me and I hope they provide the same inspiration to others as well:

"I believe that every human being on this planet has at least one good story to tell his neighbor"

“There are two types of writers: those who make you think and those who make you dream says Brian Aldiss, who made me dream for such a long time with his science-fiction books. In principle I believe that every human being on this planet has at least one good story to tell his neighbor. What follows are my reflections on some important items in the process of creating a text:

Above all else, the writer has to be a good reader. The kind that sticks to academic texts and does not read what others write (and here I’m not just talking about books but also blogs, newspaper columns and so on) will never know his own qualities and defects.

So, before starting anything, look for people who are interested in sharing their experience through words. I’m not saying: “look for other writers.” What I say is: find people with different skills, because writing is no different from any other activity that is done with enthusiasm.

Your allies will not necessarily be those that everyone looks on with admiration and says: “there’s nobody better.” It’s very much the opposite: it’s people who are not afraid of making mistakes, and yet they do make mistakes. That is why their work is not always recognized. But that’s the type of people who change the world, and after many mistakes they manage to get something right that will make all the difference in their community.

These are people who cannot sit around waiting for things to happen before they decide on the best way to narrate them: they decide as they act, even knowing that this can be very risky.

Living close to these people is important for writers, because they need to understand that before putting anything down on paper, they should be free enough to change direction as their imagination wanders. When a sentence comes to an end, the writer should tell himself: “While I was writing I traveled a long road. Now I can finish this paragraph in the full awareness that I have risked enough and given the best of myself.”

The best allies are those who don’t think like the others. That’s why, while you are looking for your companions, trust your intuition and don’t pay any attention to others’ remarks. People always judge others using the model of their own limitations — and at times the opinion of the community is full of prejudices and fears.

Join those who have never said: “It’s finished, I have to stop here.” Because just as winter is followed by spring, nothing comes to an end: after reaching your objective, you have to start again, always using all that you have learnt on the way.

Join those who sing, tell stories, enjoy life and have happiness in their eyes. Because happiness is contagious and always manages to keep people from being paralyzed by depression, loneliness and troubles.

And tell your story, even if it’s only for your family to read.

Paulo Coelho’s writing tips:

On confidence: You cannot sell your next book by underrating your book that was just published. Be proud of what you have.

On trust: Trust your reader, don’t try to describe things. Give a hint and they will fulfill this hint with their own imagination.

On expertise: You cannot take something out of nothing. When you write a book, use your experience.

On critics: Some writers want to please their peers, they want to be “recognized.” This shows insecurity and nothing else, please forget about this. You should care to share your soul and not to please other writers.

On note-taking: If you want to capture ideas, you are lost. You are going to be detached from emotions and forget to live your life. You will be an observer and not a human being living his or her life. Forget taking notes. What is important remains, what is not important goes away.

On research: If you overload your book with a lot of research, you are going to be very boring to yourself and to your reader. Books are not there to show how intelligent you are. Books are there to show your soul.

On writing: I write the book that wants to be written. Behind the first sentence is a thread that takes you to the last.


The following is a work of fiction and readers are advised to treat it as such.

THE BRO CODE

Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by an internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality, others call it religion. I call it ‘the Bro Code.’

Article 1: Bros before ho’s.

Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

Article 3: If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.

Article 4: A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason…no not even that reason.

Article 5: Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.

Article 6: A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room.

Article 7: A Bro never admits he can’t drive. Even after an accident.

Article 8: A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.

Article 9: Should a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow Bros will not make lame jokes such as “Gimme three!” or “Wow, quitting your job like that really took a lot of ball.” it’s still a high five and that Bro still has a lot of balls…metaphorically speaking, of course.

Article 10: A Bro will drop whatever he’s doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.

Article 11: A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after disclosing an honest estimate on both time and number of large pieces of furniture. If the Bro has vastly underestimated either, his Bro(s) retain the right to leave his possessions where they are-in most cases, stuck in a doorway.

Article 12: Bros do not share desserts.

Article 13: All Bros shall dub one of their Bros his wingman.

Article 14: If a chick inquires about another Bro’s sexual history, a Bro shall honor the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth.

Article 15: A Bro never dances with his hands above his head.

Article 16: A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series and Playmate of the Year.

Article 17: A Bro shall be kind and courteous to his co-workers, unless they are beneath him in the Pyramid of Screaming.

Article 18: If a Bro spearheads a beer run at a party, he is entitled to any excess monies accrued after canvassing the group.

Article 19: A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!”

Article 20: A Bro respects his Bros in military because they’ve selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass six ways to Sunday.

Article 21: A Bro never shares observations about another Bro’s smoking hot girlfriend. Even if the Bro with the hot girlfriend attempts to bait the Bro by saying, “She’s smoking hot, huh?” a Bro shall remain silent, because in this situation, he’s the only one who should be baiting.

Article 22: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.

Article 23: When flipping through TV channels with his Bro, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs. This includes, but is not limited to, exercise shows, women’s athletics and on some occasions, surgery programs.

Article 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at wither 12 or 6 o’ clock. All others angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.

Article 25: A Bro doesn’t let another Bro get a tattoo, particularly a tattoo of a girl’s name.

Article 26: Unless he has children, a Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.

Article 27: A Bro shall never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach.

Article 28: A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight.

Article 29: If two Bros decide to catch a movie together, they may not attend a screening that begins after 4:40 PM. Also, despite the cost savings, they shall not split a tub of popcorn, choosing instead to procure individual bags.

Article 30: A Bro doesn’t comparison shop.

Article 31: When on the prowl, a Bro hits on the hottest chick because you just never know.

Article 32: A Bro doesn’t allow another Bro to get married until he’s at least thirty.

Article 33: When in a public restroom, a Bro (1) stares straight ahead when using the urinal; (2) makes the obligatory comment, “What is this, a chicks’ restroom?” if there are more than two dudes waiting to pee; and (3) attempts to shoot his used towel into the trash can like a basketball…rebounding is optional.

Article 34: Bros cannot make eye contact during a devil’s threeway.

Article 35: A Bro never rents a chick flick.

Article 36: When questioned in the company of women, a Bro always decries fake breasts.

Article 37: A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly, they are not that heavy.

Article 38: Even in a fight to the death, a Bro never a punches another Bro in the groin.

Article 39: When a Bro gets a chick’s number, he waits at least ninety-six hours before calling her.

Article 40: Should a Bro become stricken with engagement, his Bros shall stage an intervention and attempt to heal him. This is more commonly known as “a bachelor party.”

Article 41: A Bro never cries.

Article 42: Upon meeting another Bro, a Bro may engage in a high five, fist bump or Bro hug, but never a full embrace.

Article 43: A Bro loves his country.

Article 44: A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro.

Article 45: A Bro never wears jeans to a strip club.

Article 46: If a Bro is seated next to some dude who’s stuck in the middle seat on an airplane, he shall yield him all of the shared armrest, unless the dude has (a) taken his shoes off, (b) is snoring, (c) makes the Bro get up more than once to use the lavatory, or (d) purchased the headphones after they announced the in-flight movie is 27 Dresses.

Article 47: A Bro never wears pink.

Article 48: A Bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he’s banged.

Article 49: When asked, “Do you need some help?” a Bro shall automatically respond, “I got it,” whether or not he’s actually got it.

Article 50: If a Bro should accidentally strike another Bro’s undercarriage with his arm while walking, both Bros silently agree to continue on as if it never happened.

Article 51: A Bro checks out another Bro’s blind date and reports back with a thumbs-up or thumbs-down.

Article 52: A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday, though a phone call every now and again probably wouldn’t kill him.

Article 53: Even in a drought, a Bro flushes twice.

Article 54: A Bro is required to go out with Bros on St. Patty’s Day and other official Bro holidays, including Halloween, New Year’s Eve and Desperation Day(February 13).

Article 55: Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a Bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another Bro.

Article 56: A Bro is required to alert another, only one, Bro if the Bro/Chick Ratio at a party falls below 1:1.

Article 57: A Bro never reveals the score of a sporting event to another Bro unless that Bro has thrice confirmed he wants to hear it.

Article 58: A Bro doesn’t grow a mustache.

Article 59: A Bro must always post bail for another Bro, unless it’s out of state or, like, crazy expensive.

Crazy Expensive Bail> (Years you’ve been Bros)* Rs 6000 ($100)

Article 60: A Bro shall honor thy father and mother, for they were once Bro and chick. However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity.

Article 61: If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro’s anniversary with a chick, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

Article 62: In the event that two Bros lock on to the same target, the Bro who calls dibs first has dibs. If both call dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts aloud to ten the fastest has dibs, if both arrive at the number ten at the same time, the Bro who bought the last round of drinks has dibs. If they haven’t purchased drinks yet, the taller of the two Bros has dibs. If they’re the same height, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of Broshambo (Rock, paper, and scissors for Bros.) shall determine dibs, provided the chick is still there.

Article 63: A Bro will make any and all efforts to provide his Bro with protection.

Article 64: A Bro must provide his Bro with a ticket to an event if said event involves the latter Bro’s favorite sports team in a playoff scenario.

Article 65: A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros.

Article 66: If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, his Bros shall offer no more than a ‘that sucks, man’ and copious quantities of beer. To eliminate the possibility of any awkward moments in the future his Bros shall also refrain from any pejorative commentary-deserved or not-regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite backslide window has fully closed.

Article 67: Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool.

Article 68: If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own personal records, the missing of work, or, if necessary, generating a realistic fear that the end of the world is imminent.

Article 69: DUH.

Article 70: A Bro will drive another Bro to the airport or pick him up, but never both for the same trip. He is not expected to be on time, help with his luggage, or inquire about his Bro’s trip or general well-being.

Article 71: As a courtesy to Bros the world over, a Bro never brings more than two other Bros to a party.

Article 72: A Bro never spell-checks.

Article 73: When a group of Bros are in a restaurant, each shall engage in the time-honored ritual of jockeying to pay the bill, regardless the affordability. When the group ultimately decides to divide the check, each Bro shall act upset rather than enormously relieved.

Article 74: At a red light, a Bro inches as close as possible to the rear bumper of the car in front of him, and then immediately honks his horn when the light turns green, that way, if another Bro is several cars behind, he’ll have a better chance of making it through the intersection before the light turns red again.

Article 75: A Bro automatically enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him to a chick.

Article 76: If a Bro is on the phone with a chick while in front of his Bros and, for whatever reason, desires to say ‘I love you,’ he shall first excuse himself from the room or employ a subsonic, Barry White-esque tone.

Article 77: Bros don’t cuddle.

Article 78: A Bro shall never rack jack his wingman.

Article 79: At a wedding, Bros shall reluctantly trudge out for the garter toss and feign interest for the benefit of the chicks present. Whichever Bro gets stuck with the garter shall lightheartedly pretend he’s not horrified at the thought of being the next one before scurrying to the bar for a very stiff drink and/or shots.

Article 80: A Bro shall make every effort in aid another Bro in riding the tricycle (engaging in a threesome), short of completing the tricycle himself.

Article 81: A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros.

Article 82: If two Bros get into a heated argument over something, and says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to ‘take it back’ or ‘apologize’ to make amends. That’s inhuman.

Article 83: A Bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ‘love’ thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.

Article 84: A Bro shall stop whatever he’s doing and watch Die Hard if it’s on TV. Ditto The Shawshank Redemption, Top Gun and The Big Lebowski.

Article 85: If a Bro buys a new car, he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros. His Bros are required to whistle, even if they have no idea what they’re whistling at.

Article 86: When a Bro meets a chick, he shall endeavor to find out where she fits on the Hot/Crazy Scale before pursuing her.

Article 87: A Bro never questions another Bro’s stated golf score, maximum bench press, or height. He can, however, ask the Bro to prove it, traditionally in the form of a wager.

Article 88: If a Bro, for whatever reason, must drive another Bro’s car, he shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations, the mirrors or the seat position, even if the last requirement results in the Bro trying to drive the vehicle as a giant praying mantis would.

Article 89: A Bro shall always say yes in support of a Bro.

Article 90: A Bro shows up at another Bro’s party with at least one more unit of alcohol than he plans to drink. So if a Bro plans on chugging a six-pack, he shall bring a six-pack plus at least one can of beer. If the party sucks and/or there are too many dudes, the Bro is entitled to leave with his alcohol, though etiquette dictates that he should wait until nobody is looking.

Article 91: If a group of Bros suspect that their Bro is trying to give himself a nickname, they shall rally to call him by an adjacent yet more demeaning nickname.

Article 92: A Bro keeps his booty calls at a safe distance.

Article 93: Bros don’t speak French to one another.

Article 94: If a Bro is in the bathroom and runs out of toilet paper, another Bro may toss him a new roll, but at no point may their hands touch or the door open more than 30 degrees.

Article 95: A Bro shall alert another Bro to the presence of a chesty woman, regardless of whether or not he knows the Bro. Such alerts may not be administered verbally.

Article 96: Bros shall go camping once a year, or at least attempt to start a fire.

Article 97: Where a Bro went to college is going to kick his Bro’s college’s ass all over the field this weekend.

Article 98: A Bro never lies to his Bros about the hotness of chicks at a given social venue or event.

Article 99: A Bro never asks for directions when lost.

EXCEPTION: A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick seems to know the area.

EXCEPTION: A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if she also appears lost.

EXCEPTION: A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if he is not lost at all.

Article 100: When pulling up to a spotlight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection.

Article 101: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to the grave.

Article 102: A Bro shall take great care in selecting and training his wingman.

Article 103: A Bro never wears socks with sandals. He commits to one cohesive footwear plan and sticks with it.

Article 104: The mom of a Bro is always off-limits. But the stepmom of a Bro is fair game if she initiates and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing…provided she looks good in it…but not of she smokes menthol cigarettes.

Article 105: If a Bro is not invited to another Bro’s wedding, he doesn’t make a big deal out of it, even if, let’s face it, he was kind of responsible for setting up the couple and had already picked out the perfect wedding gift and everything. It’s cool. No big whoop.

Article 106: Given an option on quantity when ordering a beer with his Bros, a Bro always selects the largest size available or shall never hear the end of it that night.

Article 107: A Bro never leaves another Bro hanging. Besides the obvious health hazards inherent in keeping an arm aloft for an extended period of time, the emotional effects of leaving a Bro out dry in public can be devastating. If you ever see a Bro, even one you don’t know, looking around frantically with a paw held high in the air, throw him a Brone and hit him up top.

Article 108: If a Bro forgets a guy’s name, he may call him “brah,” “dude,” or “man,” but never “Bro.”

Article 109: When Bros attend a sporting event and see themselves on the JumboTron , they shall purse their lips and flex their biceps while informing the crowd that their team is number one, despite any objective rankings to the contrary.

Article 110: If a Bro is hitting it off with a chick, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome.

Article 111: If a Bro discovers another Bro has forgotten to sign out of his email, the Bro will sign out for him, but only after sending a few angry emails to random contacts and then deleting all sent messages.

Article 112: A Bro doesn’t sing along to music in a bar.

Article 113: A Bro abides by the expected age-difference formula when pursuing a younger chick.

ACCEPTABLE AGE-DIFFERENCE FORMULA

x

x=chick’s age; y=Bro’s age

Article 114: If a Bro must crash on his Bro’s couch for an extended period of time, he shall offer to split the cost of toilet paper and the cable bill if said period exceeds two weeks. If he stays longer than a month, he shall offer to contribute some rent. If he stays longer than two months, he shall steam clean the couch or have it incinerated, whichever is more applicable.

Article 115: A ‘clothing optional’ beach doesn’t really mean ‘clothing optional’ for Bros.

Article 116: A Bro shall not kill another Bro or a Bro’s chance to score with a chick.

Article 117: A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control. If another Bro desires a channel change, he may verbally request one or engage in the fool’s errand of getting up to manually change the channel.

Article 118: When a Bro is with his Bros, he is not a vegetarian.

Article 119: When three Bros must share the backseat of a car, it is unacceptable for any Bro to put his arm around another Bro to increase space. Likewise, it is unacceptable for two Bros to share a motorcycle, unless said motorcycle is equipped with a sidecar.

Article 120: Two Bros shall maintain at least a three-foot radius between them while dancing on the same floor, even when reenacting the knife fight from ‘Beat It.’ which, I guess, two Bros shouldn’t do anyway, or at least not very often.

Article 121: If a Bro should shoot an air ball, strike out while playing softball, or throw a gutter ball while bowling, he is required to make some sort of excuse for himself.

Article 122: In a scenario where two or more Bros are watching entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity. This may include but is not limited to: the high five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.

Article 123: A Bro will always help another Bro reconstruct the events from the previous night, unless those events entail hooking up with an ugly chick or the Bro repeatedly saying ‘I love you, man’ to all his Bros.

Article 124: A Bro never wears two articles of clothing at the same time that beat the same school name, vacation, or sports team. Even in a laundry emergency, it’s preferred that a Bro go out half naked rather than violate this code… half naked from the waist up, naturally.

Article 125: If a Bro lends another Bro a DVD, video game, or piece of lawn machinery, he shall not expect to ever get it back, unless his Bro happens to die and bequeath it back to him.

Article 126: If a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, he must first ask what type of car he collided with and whether it got totaled before asking if his Bro is okay.

Article 127: While a Bro is not expected to know exactly how to change a tire, he is required to at least drag out the jack and stare at the flat for a while. If he needs to consult the car’s ownership manual to locate the jack, he shall do so from inside the car, where he is not visible to passersby and where he can discreetly call a tow truck, after which it is recommended that he hide the jack by the side of the road so he’ll have a legitimate excuse when the tow truck arrives.

Article 128: If a Bro decides to let all of his Bros down and get married, he is required to invite them to the wedding, even if this directly violated the wishes of his fiancé and results in a ‘no sex’ penalty or whatever lame domestic punishment couples might employ.

Article 129: A Bro only claims a fart after first accusing at least one other Bro.

Article 130: A Bro is entitled to use a woman as a wingwoman.

Article 131: If a scenario arises in which a Bro has promised two of his Bros permanent shotgun, one of the following shall determine the copilot: (1) foot race to the car, (2) silent auction, or in case of a road trip exceeding 450 miles, (3) a no-holds-barred cage match to the death.

Article 132: When interrogated by a girlfriend about a bachelor party, a Bro shall offer nothing more than an uninterested “It was okay.”

Article 133: When hosting, a Bro orders enough pizza for all his Bros.

THE PIZZA EQUATION

P=3b/8

p= number of pizzas (rounded up to nearest integer)

b= number of Bros (including yourself)

Article 134: A Bro doesn’t laugh when a guy gets hit in the groin.

Exception: Unless he doesn’t know the guy.

Article 135: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical, despite the fact that, yes, ‘Broadway’ begins with “Bro.”

Article 136: A Bro reserves the right to simply walk away during the first five minutes of a date.

Article 137: A Bro can only get a manicure if (a) he’s trying to sleep with the hot Asian woman performing the manicure, or (b) it’s been longer than a month since his last manicure.

Article 138: A Bro shall seek no revenge if he passes out around his Bros and wakes up to find marker all over his face.

Article 139: When executing a high five, a Bro is forbidden from intertwining fingers or grasping his Bro’s hand.

Article 140: It is unacceptable for two Bros to share a hotel bed without first exhausting all couch, cot, and pillows-on-floor combinations. If it’s still unavoidable, they shall prevent any accidental spooning by arm wrestling to determine who sleeps under the covers. Once decided, each Bro shall don as many lower layers as possible before silently fist bumping the other good night.

Article 141: A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text, or email in a timely fashion.

Article 142: A Bro refrains from using too much detail when relating sexual exploits to his Bros.

Article 143: If a Bro sees another Bro get into a fight, he immediately has his Bro’s back.

Exception: If his Bro has picked a fight with a scary looking guy.

Exception: If this is the third fight (or more) his Bro has gotten into that week.

Exception: If the Bro has a note from a physician excusing him from having anybody’s back.

Article 144: A Bro doesn’t listen to chick music…in front of other Bros. When alone, a Bro may listen to, say, a Sarah McLachlan album or two, but only to gain valuable insights into the female psyche, not because he finds her melodies tragically haunting yet curiously uplifting at the same time.

Article 145: A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars.

Article 146: No sex with your Bro’s ex.

AMENDMENTS

AMENDMENT I

A Bro is entitled to have sex with his Bro’s ex if she initiates it, she is really hot, or his Bro is out of town or in a different room.

AMENDMENT II

If a Bro writes and directs a trilogy of awesome space-themed sagas that define a generation’s childhood, he is forbidden from later tarnishing the legacy by crapping out a prequel trilogy that forces Bros to specify ‘Episode 4 to 6’ or ‘the real Trilogy’ when referencing what was once a perfect series of movies, regardless of how anyone feels about Ewoks.

AMENDMENT III

Should a Bro become aware that his Bro has a really hot sister, she is no longer protected under Article 19: A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. That said, a Bro should reevaluate if the sister kind of resembles his Bro in a wig.


I had to copy this when I saw it...

Honorary Member of the Book of Log.

If you worship the holiness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments

Position: Log Worshiper

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... it’s safer that way): you have created 3 Naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is Konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. C-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. Only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. Even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if Konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'And the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'Tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. The log ist thine ally, and mine kin. Calling upon the log, is to call upon me. To aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.

And the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. For thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'You are fools! Your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja! - The ninja from the desert declared. And the people shook their heads.
You have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. We cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. When the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

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Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
Fifth year: After the Dementor attack, Harry is not returning to Hogwarts – is he? ! Instead of Harry, a snake moves into the lions' den. People won't know what hit them when Dumbledore's chess pawn Harry is lost in time… Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 360,305 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,326 - Reviews: 8662 - Favs: 8,947 - Follows: 7,739 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Somehow surviving, the mystery remains unanswered as the new year draws closer, buried by the looming conflict the Order scrambles to prepare for. Buried by the prospect of his toughest year at Hogwarts yet. In the face of his fate, what can he do but keep moving forwards?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 389,654 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 7,644 - Follows: 9,133 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 1,525,515 - Reviews: 4680 - Favs: 7,285 - Follows: 7,160 - Updated: 9/30 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P.
World Class Skill! by 0 Jordinio 0 reviews
Despite what most of his friends thought, Ash had been attracted to girls before, just because he didn't go gaga over romance didn't mean he was dense. His feelings for Dawn though, went quite a bit beyond simple attraction and being friends. Though coming to terms with these feelings while he worked the world with his skill could be challenging. Pearlshipping!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari] Brock/Takeshi, Charizard/Lizardon
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 261,177 - Reviews: 6187 - Favs: 6,580 - Follows: 7,285 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
The Bloody Ashikabi by Arawn D. Draven reviews
When the Dursleys go to Japan, Dudley accidentally activates a security in MBI's locals that kill them. Now, what will MBI and Karasuba do with the child they found when they checked the Dursleys' car? Rated M for mention of torture and child abuse, and future language and gore. There will be some Dumbledore, Potters, and some Weasley bashing. You are warned. Alive!Potters
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 326,062 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 5,428 - Follows: 5,897 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Harry P., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 07/Akitsu] Takami S.
Uzumaki Naruto: Dawn of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
At a young age Naruto grew up with little to no friends. Because of this he grew up with a love of video games. One day somehow he woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto has no idea what to make of this, but decided to make the most of it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover. RPG and Naruto Game of the Year elements.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 325,138 - Reviews: 4442 - Favs: 7,508 - Follows: 8,660 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Anko M.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 271,782 - Reviews: 6117 - Favs: 7,413 - Follows: 8,112 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu reviews
Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; to die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan to power and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,449 - Reviews: 3326 - Favs: 7,271 - Follows: 7,700 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 292,960 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 5,985 - Follows: 7,837 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Harry P., Neville L., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 362,956 - Reviews: 3921 - Favs: 7,053 - Follows: 7,612 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Dragon of Dragons: Game of the Year Edition by Silent Songbird reviews
Hyoudou Issei is known for his perverted nature and the possession of the the Boosted Gear. However, in another universe entirely, he has two sacred gears. The Boosted Gear, and of course a reality warping gear known only as the mysterious Exodus Switch. A power that allows him to live his entire life... as a video game. So what do Ninjas have to do with all this? VideoGame!Issei.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 335,365 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Naruto U., H. Issei
A Legend Awakened by Blitz02 reviews
After the events in Alamos Town, Darkrai decides to join Ash on his journey. Along with the Legendary Pokemon, Ash continues his quest to participate in The Lily of The Valley Conference, where he would be facing powerful foes. How will he face the challenges and rivals that await him in the Sinnoh League and beyond?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,430 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Darkrai
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 6,149 - Follows: 7,836 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 140,384 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 6,756 - Follows: 8,436 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Power of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, and D&D elements!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,903 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 4,443 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
Jiraiya's True Pupil by Hamp24 reviews
*Under Construction* Naruto's training trip with Jiraiya bore great results, right? Maybe not so obvious results. What if there was a catalyst that shifted the goals of the training trip? How will it change the world if Naruto's focus shifted from the Kyubi to his actual skills? Lets find out. (Starts after Sasuke Retrieval Arc and continues onward).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,641 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 5/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Shizuka]
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 541,046 - Reviews: 5616 - Favs: 8,361 - Follows: 7,939 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
The Will of a Single Man by Dreaming of the Shattered Dawn reviews
Naruto Uchiha, older brother of Madara Uchiha and one of the strongest Uchiha to ever live, accidentally gets sent to the future. There, he finds that his little brother's and his friend's plan for peace through the creation of Hidden Villages didn't work.. He will show everyone that the will of a single man can change the world. Not incest. [Chapter 10 IS UP!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/21/2015 - [Naruto U., Naruko U.] Madara U., Indra Ō.
Star Wars: The New Republic by pain17ification reviews
During his training trip, Naruto starts to feel a connection to a power unknown to his world; the Force. It is the Force that guides him to a figure who was thought to have been lost amongst the stars, and she has decided to take him as her Padawan! Now, what will become of Naruto with both Ninja and Jedi training under his belt? Naru/Revan/Kaguya/FemKyuubi
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Naruto U., OC, Kaguya Ō., Kyuubi/Kurama]
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,870 - Reviews: 4634 - Favs: 12,489 - Follows: 14,853 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Naruto Uzumaki: Ashuradō no Kami by Juubi no Shinju reviews
At the eclipse of the War, Naruto had risen as a being of pure power. However, bored with peace, he travels to another world. One where Gods seem to enjoy messing around with humans. Soon Naruto gets interested in the world's events. Especially when he is given three daughters to look after. – BIG Harem/God-like Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,860 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Naruto U., Hera, Persephone, Amphitrite
Rise of a Master: Diamond & Pearl by Reborn Dark Phoenix reviews
After beating a Legendary but then losing to his old Rival, Ash decides it's time to get serious & grow up. After a break to train & prep himself & his Pokemon, he's set his sights on finally winning a League. Get ready Sinnoh because here comes Ash Ketchum! Sure, he didn't expect to be another girl's mentor, but maybe it won't be so bad... Pearlshipping; Smarter & more mature Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,576 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari] Pikachu, Latias
My Hero Made Real by pain17ification reviews
STORY ON PERMANENT HIATUS
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 5/19/2015 - [Naruto U., Rias G., Yubelluna, Kuroka]
Naruto: Fate's Feather by JPClawXVoid reviews
After becoming the Hero of The Great Shinobi War Kami gives him a Second Chance at life. Where Naruto Uzumaki becomes Naruto Sahashi twin brother of Minato Sahashi and both become Ashikabi in the Sekirei plan. NarutoXHarem, MinatoXHarem. By JPClaw
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,744 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., No. 08/Yume
Not Going Home by NeonZangetsu reviews
They say curiosity killed the cat. Did it really? Or was that cat just so curious about death, that it actually wanted to meet it? Cursed with life eternal, a dimension-hopping shinobi finds his way to the Marvel universe...and, the Avengers. But will this prank-loving, ramen-eating blond be friend...or foe? Regardless, he's Not Going Home anytime soon! Pairing undecided! VOTE!
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,610 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Naruto U., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4069 - Favs: 6,350 - Follows: 6,330 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
Devils and Vampires Redux by Lord-Hadrian-of-Darkness reviews
ADOPTED from Angeldoctor with his permission. Harry becomes Deaths incarnation on Earth and now the Devils Angels and Fallen have all taken notice of him. Will he be pulled into supporting one of the three great factions or will he dominate them himself? Mature Content and Lemons. Do not read if under 18 years of age! Crosses over Harry Potter, Highschool DxD and Marvel
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,986 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Harry P., Rias G.
Seeing Red by RyoshiMorino reviews
Re-write of the Blue-Eyed Fox. As Naruto begins his three year training period, Jiraiya invites an unexpected person along for the ride. Follow them as they embark together for three years, and try not to kill one another. Smarter/stronger Naruto. Rated M for a good reason. Darker plot. No Harem. Good Itachi/Sasuke eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 176,629 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 3,302 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
A King's Ascension by LonelyDreamer00 reviews
He had everything, but all of it was taken from him. He saw and experienced the darkness and the cruelty of the world, it changed him, turned him into something different. This time, instead of aiming to be a savior who fights to protect the people, he will become the king who rules over all. Naruto x Multi
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,935 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Naruto U., Gabriel, OC]
Surpassing a Loved One by BlazingShadow24 reviews
Ash is slowly progressing through the Sinnoh league, but doesn't feel that he's getting as strong as he could be. He decides to make many changes, and sets his eyes on becoming the next champion. As he faces many physical and mental challenges, he will find out it isn't an easy road, especially when your trying to surpass someone you suddenly have feelings for. Ash/Cynthia, rated T
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,646 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Brock/Takeshi, Dawn/Hikari, Cynthia/Shirona
Remaking Destiny by Lady Laran reviews
Lily and James weren't as blind as most people might have thought and made plans for their only son and heir. This is their story and his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,986 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Callidora B., Harry P., Sirius B.
Naruto Obito Uchiha - A Second Chance by weaponwes123 reviews
When Naruto died in the Fifth Shinobi World War, the Sage of Six Paths gives him another chance at life...in Obito's body! How will history change as the Number One Unpredictable Ninja is matured in the fires of two world wars and yet an Uchiha? Smart Naruto/Obito! Strong Naruto/Obito! Naruto/ObitoxHarem!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,642 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Naruto U., Obito U.
A Throne for a King by gottahavekyuubi reviews
Challenge by Storylover213! [Dark Fanfic] He defeated Kaguya but in his death, he found that his cycle of rebirth wasn't over. Centuries later, in a land of Seven Kingdoms torn by the maladies of humanity, he finds himself amongst the liars and the cheats. He is Naruto Baratheon, First of His Name and there, a Throne for a King shall wait. SansaxNarutoxDaenerysxMargaery
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,396 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Naruto U., Sansa S., Daenerys T., Margaery T.]
Rewriting History by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto goes back in time. Though he won't be going back as himself since the time in which he will enter will be before his birth. He has been tasked by the Shinigami with fixing the future by repairing the past around a crucial moment during the Second Shinobi War. Preventing the Uzumaki Clan's destruction. Minor Bleach crossover. Very minor!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,472 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6106 - Favs: 9,005 - Follows: 7,069 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 540,654 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 4,725 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Nidaime no Sairin by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Naruto always enjoyed discovering new places and locations in Konohagakure. One night, after entering a cave, he decides to venture inside only to find the most beautiful waterfall he had ever seen. Once inside the cave, Naruto finds a lone rock that contained black markings. Thinking nothing of it, Naruto touches the black marking. What happens then no one could ever predict.HIATU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 4,239 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Naruto U., Tobirama S.
What Happens When A Primordial Gets Bored by TheDisturbedDragon reviews
The Juubi gets bored. So he decides to go romp through other universes. Obviously a godlike fic, a lot of OOC, and minor crossovers with a few other series (mostly in terms of beverages. Read chapter 2 to understand.) Rated M for drinking, swearing, and (later) some lemons. No Yaoi AT ALL. P.S. I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD! THAT'S MY DISCLAIMER! IN YOUR FACE, LAWYERS!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,106 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Naruto U., Rias G., Ophis] Sirzechs L.
Wish Upon a Dragon by NeonZangetsu reviews
Naruto made the mistake of digging around in the Scroll of Sealing and in doing so, failed to learn the shadow clone jutsu. Instead, he discovered something so much more. Now, with the power of the dragonballs at his command, what will he wish for? What repercussions will so many wishes wreak upon his world? NarutoxHarem! DBZ Crossover. Fluff, Romance, Violence, Gore, etc.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,328 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Naruto U.
Wagtail Shinobi by ZuttoAragi reviews
Naruto has just made genin and a lot of things happen quickly after that. He meets a Sekirei, ousts a traitor, gets involved in a continent wide battle royale and has to keep his own 'secrets' from prying eyes. It takes place in Narutoverse and doesn't really bash any characters, except a few, like senor crazy pants Minaka.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 394,556 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 5/16/2013 - [Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 09/Tsukiumi, No. 07/Akitsu]
Hero or Monster by hyvnn reviews
One man's evil is another's salvation. "Death to all enemies of heaven." - Bringer of Hope (Currently being remastered. Chapters 1-5 completed.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,189 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 3,279 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Mei T.] Sasuke U.
The Perfect Jutsu by serpentguy reviews
The Shadow Clone Jutsu had always been incomplete. It was meant to be the most unstoppable technique, but it had never been perfected. At least, that was until Naruto Uzumaki accidentally did something that should have been impossible... Strong, unique Kekkei Genkai Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,266 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 3,308 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3735 - Favs: 8,346 - Follows: 8,566 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
The Man in the Moon by Urethane reviews
No matter how stupid you might think your wishes are, just give it a shot and ask for it. What's the worst that could happen? Just ask Rias Gremory. She asked the Man in the Moon to be her friend. He delivered, and came in down to befriend her in the form of Uzumaki Naruto. !GodlyNaruto Harem?
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Gabriel
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5384 - Favs: 9,857 - Follows: 10,629 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 5941 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 5,898 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Trial by reviewgirl911 reviews
AU: Harry Potter, older brother to the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord's right-hand man, is now on trial for war crimes. DMLE prosecutor and former flame Daphne Greengrass comes to his defense. The secrets and manipulations will rock Wizarding Britain and reveal a boy who never stopped fighting and a love that never quite faded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 3,450 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Storm Fox by MasterMind2553 reviews
AU. Naruto was 6 years old when the Kyūbi attacked Konoha, surviving when the full beast was sealed within. The Sandaime kept his entire existence a secret from the general public, marking him off as dead. Now, 14 years later, how will the world react to the emergence of the "Arashi no Kitsune"? Powerful!Bloodline!ChakraChain!Naruto x Small Collective (Temporary Hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Naruto U.
Nymphadora's Beau by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 4,545 - Follows: 5,660 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 4,566 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Tsukumogami: The Living Seals by Preposte reviews
A young Naruto finds the Uzumaki Clan Temple of Masks and is introduced to his clan's history by the chakra imprint of his ancestor, Mito Uzumaki. There he will learn the secret to the kinjutsu that led to the destruction of Uzushiogakure. (Fuuinjutsu!Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Naruto U., Mito U.
Harry Potter and Love's Pain by xchocolatethunderx reviews
Harry doesn't really know what love is, but he thinks it's damn close to how he feels about his best female friend: Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,485 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze by kjeld reviews
Naruto, travels back in time to change the future, everybody he knows is dead. He is unable to travel back in time but ends up traveling to a new reality in a different time period. AU. Time Travel. Definitely Kurenai/Yugao/Naruto maybe Koyuki and Mei also. First story ever, erratic updates, it is now more readable. Rated M for now, who knows what could happen in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,945 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Naruto U., Kurenai Y., Yugao U.] Naruko U.
Ash's Unleashing by Lightningblade49 reviews
After Ash's battle with Paul a different confrontation between the two lead to some truth's being unveiled, This is the result of those truth's. Smarter Ash, Ash/Cynthia Pairing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,143 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 5,600 - Follows: 3,986 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best of Friends by RagingCassowary reviews
The supposed death of Scabbers in book three brings Harry and Hermione closer together, instead of further apart. This story follows the two best friends in the events that follow, as together they face down a murderous godfather, an army of dementors and an angry Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,879 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
High School Maelstrom by Hail Emperor Naruto reviews
Ending up in a new world by accident, Naruto's mere presence has shifted the flow of events. So Naruto is sent to Kuoh Academy to ensure peace will eventually be reached in this new world. Can he ensure peace in a second world? He'll sure as hell try, dattebayo!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 178,373 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Scīenra Cwēna by wedgegeck reviews
Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 4,612 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Mystery Of The Veil by Shadowz101 reviews
When Sirius fell through the Veil, his sacrifice invoked powerful magic. Lily, now back from the dead, has vowed to guide Harry and keep him alive through the coming darkness. Armed with a loving mother, knowledge, and another ally returned from Death, will Harry finally get the life he's always wanted? Chapters 1-5 reposted and Beta'd
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 158,342 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., OC, Helena R.
Harry Potter and The Hero's Pledge by madcrazystoryteller reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive for his summer break after having witnessed the resurrection of Lord Voldemort only to be confronted by a strange visitor who makes him realize the truth and reality about being a hero and a warrior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,152 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
The Dragon Tamer by iggychan89 reviews
For the longest time, Ash has had the dream of becoming a Dragon Master of all things Dragon and Dragon-like. When he is late to pick up the Charmander he had his eye on from Professor Oak, he loses hope to begin his journey. He is then given a special Pokemon that will prove to be the best thing to ever happen to him.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,674 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Trapinch/Nuckrar
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 4,862 - Follows: 4,622 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
Naruto Uzumaki and the Olympians by WolfBlade117 reviews
The Gods are losing against Kronos and Typhon when a helping hand shows up. How the gods react to our favorite, pranking, ramen-loving ninja? Godlike Naruto, Serious Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto. Multiple girls, pairings in first chapter, most likely lemons.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Bella, from the Noble and sh---tiest house of Black by Beavie reviews
When Harry enters the room of requirement wanting to get rid of Voldemort and his Death Eaters it transports him back in time and he ends up at Hogwarts with none other than the marauders and even the feared Bellatrix Lestrange (then Bella Black) but she is nothing like the insane Death Eater she will become. Why has Hogwarts sent Harry back? What does it want him to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,691 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Iga Naruto by tibo reviews
Naruto, guided by a presence from the past, discovers a personal connection to a ninja clan long since lost to history. In a world shaped by endless war and constant bloodshed, can Naruto find a way to stop the cycle of hatred and free the world from the echoes of the past? Naruto /Mystic eyes. Intelligent, strong, grey Naruto. Naruto/Multiple women.
Crossover - Naruto & Basilisk - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 236,110 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10778 - Favs: 12,604 - Follows: 8,484 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Watching Over Harry by jerrway69 reviews
This is an AU story. Sirius asks Bella to help him watch over Harry. Bella takes her responsibility to heart in more ways than one. I've given this story a M rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 202,126 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 448 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 7,349 - Follows: 7,386 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2912 - Favs: 9,335 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
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Pokémon Platinum: The Rise of a Master reviews
The loss to Gary had a more profound effect on Ash. He realized his mistakes and rectifies them. Now, no more starting over. No more forgetting the trials that he went through with his Pokémon. This time, as he ventures into the continent of Sinnoh, he will show everyone the full might of his Pokémon. Beware Sinnoh, for this time Ash Ketchum is here to win.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,535 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 10/23/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona] Daisy O./Nanami O.
Naruto Shippūden: Redux reviews
What if Jiraiya had trained Naruto properly instead of teaching him just a few basic things in the three year training period. What if Naruto, not only determined to bring Sasuke back, trained to eventually face Akatsuki. This is my idea of how the Shippūden series should have gone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,625 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Naruto U.