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Joined 03-26-14, id: 5617162, Profile Updated: 04-19-17
Author has written 41 stories for Chuck, Teen Wolf, Supernatural, White Collar, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Avengers, Agent Carter, Arrow, Stargate: SG-1, Big Wolf on Campus, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Star Wars, Legends of Tomorrow, Sense8, Dresden Files, Dungeons and Dragons, Discworld, Merlin, and Daredevil.

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worth celebrating by VickyVicarious reviews
Abbie gets revenge for Crane's 'driving lessons' stunt... by continuing to invent increasingly unlikely 'next steps' to the proper fistbump. "When Abbie brings spirit fingers into the equation, he goes off on a five-minute rant."
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Ichabod C., Abigail M. - Complete
Captures and Cassette Tapes by DjDangerLove reviews
There's a man trying to capture Rocket, but then Quill shows up. Friendship one-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Grandpa Socks by Weesta reviews
Steve has had it with the "grandpa" jokes and finally responds.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Angry Birds by Olivia Crane reviews
Harry will never have an iPhone. Murphy helps soothe his pain. A funny little short, sort of Murphy/Harry. Please R&R! You'll enjoy it!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Perseverance by SweetChi reviews
Castle may have found his Nicki Heat in actress Cordelia Chase. There are just a few problems...
Crossover - Angel & Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Cordelia C., Rick C. - Complete
Misunderstood by LaraRae reviews
Neal Caffrey is often misunderstood, but not because he's particularly complicated. In fact, he's very much like any other person and is most definitely not a narcissist. Neal's musings after an argument with Peter. Not too fluffy/some humour.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Four Things That Remind Me of Love by clair beaubien reviews
WeeChester story. Sam's 4th grade teacher gives the class an assignment: draw something that reminds you of love. She disputes his choices. Sam and Dean dispute her back.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Product Misplacement by CaffieneKitty reviews
Crackfic. Sam and Dean have a discussion about the weather. What?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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the stars hurl all their fundaments reviews
Things have been peaceful in the Republic - at least, after Obi-Wan time-traveled back to make that happen. But the galaxy is in turmoil once again, and Obi-Wan has a creeping feeling things aren't quite over. He has to gather up his allies and his new friends to face a threat bigger than they've ever faced before. Are the Sith dead? Part 3 in the series; start with 'walk by faith'
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,858 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/31/2022 - Published: 10/11/2021 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Xanatos - Complete
a soul that's born in cold and rain - knows sunlight reviews
Obi-Wan Kenobi, time traveler, finds trouble once again when he and Qui-Gon are called to Mandalore— but not THAT Mandalore mission. This one involves still pretending to see the future, babies, a slavery ring, and bothering even more people into becoming his friend. As usual, Obi-Wan drags everyone else along for the ride, including some interesting allies. Part 2 in the series!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,316 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/4/2021 - Published: 8/9/2021 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Quinlan V., Xanatos - Complete
Forgetting reviews
Look, if you woke up in a spaceship with no memories, wouldn't you make some guesses about who you were? If some of those assumptions happen to be wrong, well... Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, Rex, and Cody have amnesia.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2021 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete
walk by faith - tell no one what you've seen reviews
After the end of the war with the Empire, Obi-Wan wakes up in his twelve-year old body. Now all he needs to do is convince everyone he's psychic, trick his Master into taking him on before he's sent to Bandomeer, redeem a few bad guys, and try not to have a nervous breakdown. Pretty easy. Now with a sequel! Second in series is "a soul that's born in cold and rain".
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,095 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/8/2021 - Published: 6/7/2021 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Xanatos, Tahl U. - Complete
the fortunate ones reviews
Harry gets caught up in another case for the Wardens. Murphy has to deal with her sister marrying her ex-husband. They agree- Harry has the better end of the deal. Case fic.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2021 - C. Ramirez, H. Dresden, K. Murphy, Thomas R. - Complete
The Sorcerer (is an) Apprentice reviews
Merlin tries a shortcut on his chores. Things (somewhat predictably) go awry.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2021 - Merlin, Arthur, Lancelot, Gwaine - Complete
Borrowed Time reviews
Ankh-Morpork is struck with a crime spree. Well, reverse-crime spree. The Watch is (reluctantly) on the case. People are dying, and it's up to Vimes, Carrot, and Angua to figure out why. The Watch makes an interesting new ally, a fellow who talks in Aʟʟ Cᴀᴘs...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 9/9/2020 - Complete
Save My Life and You're Responsible For Me (And It's Your Problem) reviews
Han and Chewbacca have a bond for the ages. But how did they meet? Depends on who you ask, and how funny Han and Chewie think the answer should be...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2020 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Chewbacca - Complete
RIP to snow white but I'm different reviews
Enchanted apples. True love. Trolls. At least Carrot gets to sleep through the whole thing. Vimes, on the other hand, does not get paid nearly enough for this.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2020 - Carrot, Angua, Sam Vimes - Complete
Wedding Bells? More Like Toll The Dead, Am I Right?
Beau and Caleb go undercover as a married couple. It goes better than anyone expected, which means only a few faces get punched. A Critical Role Campaign 2 Fic. Platonic.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,232 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2019 - Complete
Life is Not a John Hughes Movie (but in your eyes I am complete) reviews
Boyd needs a favor of rom-com proportions. Stiles seduces Boyd into friendship. Also, Bigfoot is there.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Stiles S., Derek H., Erica R., V. Boyd - Complete
Write Time reviews
Harry Dresden is Chicago's only professional wizard. But when Detective Karrin Murphy asks for his unofficial help on what seems to be a routine haunting, Harry finds out it's anything but. He's going to need all the wizardly tricks in his pocket, plus a little help from his vampire brother. If Harry can survive zombie dinosaurs, he can survive anything. Right?
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 6/10/2018 - C. Ramirez, H. Dresden, K. Murphy, Thomas R. - Complete
The voices in my head tell me to please be careful reviews
Sometimes, having a psychic connection with a 60-year-old sucks. Sometimes, having a psychic connection with a 20-year-old sucks. The things Firestorm shares.
Legends of Tomorrow - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Jefferson Jax Jackson/Firestorm, Professor Martin Stein/Firestorm, Clarissa Stein - Complete
Big Wolf on Campus Episode Tags reviews
One one-shot for each episode of the first season of Big Wolf on Campus.
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Merton D., Tommy D., Becky D., Stacey H.
cold (a little less cold with you here) reviews
The sensates discover a not-so-great side effect of their connection. They manage to make the most of it.
Sense8 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Capheus O., Nomi M., Lito R., Will G. - Complete
The Baking Habits of The Early American Hero reviews
Post Civil War, Captain America is lonely and bored. Of course, he takes up baking as a hobby.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Panther/T'Challa, Sam W./Falcon - Complete
Don't Call Us Heroes reviews
5 times the Legends of Tomorrow were actual legends.
Legends of Tomorrow - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Leonard Snart / Captain Cold, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Sara Lance/White Canary, Captain Rip Hunter - Complete
History Has Its Eyes (and Lips) on You reviews
Mick Rory is everyone's favorite founding father. Sara starts an interesting tradition with his statue, and the rest of the team is entirely too delighted. Based of of Season 2 Episode 11: Turncoat.
Legends of Tomorrow - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Leonard Snart / Captain Cold, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Sara Lance/White Canary, Jefferson Jax Jackson/Firestorm - Complete
Ghost Riders in the Sky reviews
Leonard Snart is not quite done yet after the Oculus explodes. Puns are made, things are frozen, and vegetables are eaten. Captain Cold is going to take care of this team if it kills him. Again.
Legends of Tomorrow - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,261 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Leonard Snart / Captain Cold, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Sara Lance/White Canary, Jefferson Jax Jackson/Firestorm - Complete
Everything is Better With Flowers reviews
On their off time, the crew ends up on a planet filled with flowers. There's really only one thing they can do.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Tribble Troubles reviews
The Captain has a serious talk with his senior staff about breaking time travel-related rules. There are tribbles. Episode tag to s05e05 "Trials and Tribble-ations."
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2016 - J. Bashir, Jadzia D., B. Sisko, Worf - Complete
Time (and Time Again) reviews
The Avengers, due to a bit of a mishap (magic, of course, because when isn't it) end up in the 1940's. With a very confused Bucky Barnes.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Spots and Stargates reviews
SG-1 discovers they've brought back something from off-world that's worse than they could have imagined- chicken pox.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2016 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
A very Avengers Christmas reviews
A group of superheroes celebrate the holidays. Where Tony Stark gets a heart, SHIELD gets the Christmas spirit, and things may explode. Intended to be a series of one-shots all the way until Christmas.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,367 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Five Time's the Charm reviews
Five times Steve Rogers fell asleep on another Avenger, plus one time they fell asleep on top of each other. Mostly just Steve cuddling a lot. I don't apologize.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014
Spanish and Norse and Russian and ASL and Gaelic oh my! reviews
Also titled; Bruce is from Ohio. All the Avengers are reverted to their first languages. Rhodey would like to go back to bed, and also for Steve and Tony to stop arguing with each other in Irish and Spanish, respectively.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 163 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Of Spies, Tiles of Fire, and Pop Culture reviews
Neal Caffrey's biggest secret is not what one might think. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - Chuck & White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Bryce L., Neal C., Mozzie
Worthiness is objective reviews
Steve had to know. Was he worthy? That isn't something Natasha needs answered. Spoilers for Age of Ultron.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2015
I'm slightly offended reviews
Two superheroes walk into a dumpster. Well, get thrown in. No, there's no punchline.
Crossover - Avengers & Daredevil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Ironettes and USO Girls reviews
"Oh, hi, Tony. Andrea and Brittany and some of the others wanted some help with their hair." "And you gave them a self-defense lesson?" Steve looked at him disapprovingly. "I wish I didn't have to." He said, making the voice that sounded like Tony had just strangled an eagle with the American flag or something. - Steve had to do something during his touring days, after all.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015
Christmas on the Island reviews
The island wasn't all bad. Just mostly.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Shado, Slade W./Deathstroke - Complete
The Adventures of the Plant Clint Bought at Target reviews
Clint rage-bought a plant at Target. He enlists Kate and Lucky's help to take care of it. A few Avengers too. They're not great at it.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 1/11/2015
Peggy and the Pushups reviews
Does Jarvis know you can do 107 one-armed pushups? Or, Peggy Carter, Steve, and the Howling Commandos.
Agent Carter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2015
The Tracksuit Mafia, the Hawkeyes, and the Winter Soldier reviews
Clint takes things in stride. The Hawkeyes don't mind a house guest. Bucky doesn't mind being threatening. Based off of Fraction's Hawkeye and a Pinterest prompt.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2015
Party On, Winchesters reviews
Garth tries to get two drunk Winchesters back to the motel room after a scene in "Party On, Garth". It goes exactly as well as you might expect.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2015
Let's let them have this one reviews
In which the Scoobie gang are not half as secretive as they thought. Outsider POV.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Buffy S., Cordelia C., Oz, Willow R.
Kittens and Conmen reviews
Neal finds something adorable in the dumpster; the FBI definitely does not adopt it.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014
In which the Men of Letters are more awesome than previously thought reviews
Dean finds something amazing late one night in the bunker. It would be rude of him not to share. Kevin just wants to sleep.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Kevin T., Castiel - Complete
Ice cream and Twin Swaps reviews
Neal always gets into trouble, even if he's not Neal.
Crossover - Chuck & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Bryce L., Neal C., Peter B., Mozzie
Meetings reviews
Every story has to start somewhere, right? The beginning of one of the best bromances of all time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Stiles S., Sheriff Stilinski, Scott M., Melissa M. - Complete
Nerd Herd Three reviews
The Nerd Herder has gone through a lot in its lifetime. The results of some of its adventures and misadventures with Team Bartowski as told by a mechanic. Outside POV. First story, reviews are welcome.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Chuck B. - Complete