Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Hey! I'm Jelly, I'm deeply invested in too many fandoms to name, so I won't really bother trying.
WARNING: Any story you read on here that's written by me will probably suck.
I'm an unofficial beta reader/co-writer with TheHiddenVoiceInEmptyAir so check her out.
If ever in need of new inspiration of a story, I'm happy to give help where it's needed.
I live somewhere on the east coast of the U.S. ... If ever in need of a meaningful(or not meaningful) conversation, just message me, and if I like you enough, I might just give you my skype. Everyone says I'm weird, but hey aren't we all?-
The Harry Potter Pledge:
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember Fred and George
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bat bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gets in a fight
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
"Yes kids, everything in this room is edible. The chairs, the table, even I'm edible, but that kids is called canabalism and is frowned upon in most societies."
4/3 of the American population doesn't understand fractions.
There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who can't.
75% of people are good at math. I'm in the other 18%.
Man looks out at water* "What a beautiful day!"
Glass half empty, don't look at the glass half full. Just find the bastard who drank half your vodka and beat the shit outta him
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will
Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork
Set sail in a general that way direction.
3 kids met in kindergarten.
One was Matt. The second was a boy named Daniel. The third was a girl named Riley. They all promised to be friends and always hung out with each other. When they were in the 3rd grade they promised to always be there for each other. But then it changed. On the way to Sixth grade Matt and Daniel both had to move away leaving a very upset Riley. She cried at her best friends leaving her. Matt moved to California while Daniel moved to Missouri.
When she was 16 she just got dumped by her boyfriend so Riley was upset. She was on a bench in Central Park New York when a familiar boy came up.
"Why are you crying?" he asked. Riley was a brunette girl, who could be considered hot. She had freckles and brown eyes. The boy also was a brunette, but he had green eyes. She thought he looked familiar.
"Why do you care?" She asked. He looked hurt by this.
"Well, i was just making sure you were ok." He asked with genuine concern in his eyes. Riley noticed this and looked at him.
"What's your name?" She asked.
"Daniel." he answered. She gasped.
"Daniel? It's me Riley." She was now crying in happiness. He looked shocked, then he hugged her.
"I promised I'd always be here for you." he said. She smiled.
"But Matt isn't." She was looking at Daniel.
"But your wrong. He's moving back too. Next year he'll be back." Daniel hugged her again. Riley was happy and asked if he was doing anything. He just laughed.
"Except for roaming Central park then no." Then she told him of a really great movie.
"Sure I'll go with you." And then they became best friends. Daniel was always there for Riley when she needed him. When they were 20 Daniel asked Riley out. She agreed and they dated until they got married. Matt had come back a year after Daniel and started to date another girl. One day Riley asked why he came back.
"I made a promise. A promise I would keep."
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"Nobody fucks with America. Nobody. Let freedom ring motherfuckers."-America :God Save America! by Shatterdoll
"Sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on and do nothing."
"Teenagers; The Most misunderstood people on earth. Expected to act like adults but treated like children."
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
She chose to walk alone
Though others wondered why
She didn't have companions
She longed to be a bird. That she might fly away.
She longed to be a flame,
Some say she wished too hard.
The trees, they say stood witness.
She spread her arms out wide.
And then she was gone.
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