Zena Moonbeam
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Joined 03-28-14, id: 5621174, Profile Updated: 05-29-16
Author has written 12 stories for Big Time Rush, Lab Rats, 2012, and Avengers.

Show host voice* "And Nooooowwwww forrr" *Drum roll* A BUNCH OF SH$% NOBODY ASKED FOR!"

AGE: Classified

GENDER: Genderfluid

SEXUALITY: Pansexual

LOVES TO: Bike,swim,play soccer,climb trees,hang with friends,write/read stories.

LOVES: Music, both playing and listening (BTR,R5, John Mayer, Panic!AtTheDisco, Nightcore, Bassically most Artists)My friends,My family (Sometimes),My dog, fandoms, Tumblr, Reading/Writing and Art.

HATES: People who hate Lab Rats, People who hate Criminal Minds,big cities,ants,bees,wasps,snakes, brusel sprouts,people who bug me. Tobias Hankel,Carl Buford,Krane, Homophobes,Racists, homophobes, transphobes, Bassically people who hate people for who they are. Also people who hate EVERYTHING or hate stuff just to hate stuff (Karina I'm looking at you)

PETS: A dog named Annie/Andromeda

BIGGEST WISH: To live with the Davenports and be bionic!/Be able to fly/ Be a superhero/Travel the world

MENTAL ILLNESSES (If any): Oh boy, this might take a while. *deep breath* Dissociative Identity Dissorder, (Formerly known as Multiple personality disorder, but if you call it that I will hit you), depression, anxiety, PTSD, slight paranoia, anger issues, abandonment issues, Self harm, Suicidal thoughts/Ideation, etc.

I am a very big fan of Lab Rats,Criminal Minds, The Avengers! (AWESOME!!!!),Big Time Rush,Avatar the Last Airbender,and Wolfblood. I love to Roleplay and chat so P.M me.

Typing your name: Zena Moonbeam

Typing with your eyes closed: Zena Miinvean (Oh yeah, got the first name right! and most of the last!)

Typing with your nose: s34jhqnk009jh4wkm (Well, shit...That was an actual attempt...*Slow claps at self,buries self with icecream*)

Typing with toe: zena moonbeam (Oh yeah! I'm like a monkey! Woot-woot!)

Typing with elbow: zednab mkikin b eam (Better than my nose at least...)

Smashing face on keyboard: zq3dxynuhaqz in9kmk9myhnuy bh4 fcrwex (Got the first letter...*Stares blankly at screen with feeling of 'how did this monstrosity come from me' type feeling)

5 CRAZY THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC!

  1. Stand in the middle of a crowded place and stare up at the sky. Wait until people try to figure out what you are looking at then ask them. "What are you looking at?" in a curious tone. Wait for their reaction.
  2. Follow someone everywhere the go then speak into you ear or wrist like you have on a headset or wrist communicator ,"Subject is in sight, commencing phase 2" in a very serious tone. Watch their reaction.
  3. Choose a group of people at random.When ever you see them coming run and hide but make it obvious that you are hiding from them. See if they catch on.
  4. Take a lease and tie rock to it. Draw a face on the rock and take it out in public. When ever someone walks by you say "this is my dog _ he/she is very shy." then keep walking. watch their reaction once a safe distance away from them.
  5. When you are in a crowded place act normal then wait for 15-30 minutes. After awhile grab your head and scream, "THE VOICES! THE VOICES! THE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of your lungs then run around in circles. Then go into a corner,curl up into a ball, and start rocking back in forth. Also adds to it if you are still holding your head or sucking your thumb.

25 Reasons why I owe my mother...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." Nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(FYI I am very random.)

You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter

You say vampires

I say wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirius Black

you say Team Edward

I say Team Potter

You say Robert Pattison

I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I think that's James and Lily

You say Edward

I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY. Or, if your a real big twi-hard. (GAG!) Avada Kedevera!

This is a TEST for your personality!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. ( or same it doesnt really matter that much)

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/TV/cell/mp3/going to the mall/iPod. Weird teens get freaked out if we get grounded from Microsoft Word/Fanfiction/books. If you're a "weird teen" copy and paste this on your profile!

How to tell if you're obsessed with Criminal Minds:

1. You call criminals 'unsubs.'

2. You don't 'people-watch', you profile.

3. You attempt to profile everyone you meet.

4. Everyone you meet is an unsub.

5. You lay awake at night sobbing over the fact that Spencer Reid is fictional.

6. You rate all glares by the standard of 'The Hotch Glare.' Or the Spencer Reid 'Kitten Glare'

7. You attempt to ramble like Spencer Reid about any and all topics you can think of.

8. You rate all body types by the standard of Derek Morgan.

9. If anyone disturbs your Criminal Minds time, you BITCH-SLAP THAT MOTHERF*ER.

10. When people annoy, you start thinking of ways to dispose their body discreetly.

11. When anyone annoys you, you look them right in the eye and say "Paybacks are a bitch."

12. You pretend you're Penelope Garcia whenever you're on the computer.

13. You pretend you're Hotch whenever you're the leader.

14. You pretend you're Derek Morgan whenever you work out.

15. You pretend you're Emily Prentiss when you speak another language.

16. You pretend you're JJ whenever you talk into a microphone.

17. You pretend you're Rossi whenever you eat anything Italian.

18. You pretend you're Spencer Reid whenever you ramble.

19. You cry whenever anyone says "100", "ZegZwang", "Profiler,Profiled", "Tobias Hankel" or "Carl Buford" (Also included: "Ian Doyle" and "George Foyet")

20. You spell it "BAUtiful."

21. You have a sudden urge to kick down doors.

22. You've banged on the bathroom door yelling "FBI!"

23. Dark rooms always contain either a corpse or an unsub.

24. You have a sudden urge to mismatch your socks.

25. You have dreams including one or more of the BAU team,and usually include you fighting Unsubs along side them.

26. You have multiple pictures,videos,memes,etc. featuring Criminal Minds.

27. You know every characters' back-stories and every little detail about their life.

28. You plan and train to go into the B.A.U unit of the F.B.I when you're older (Or now).

29. Every other word out of your mouth is a reference to the show.

30. You can recite every quote on the show by heart. (This also applies to dialogue and grunts made by various characters.)

31. You can not go a day without watching Criminal Minds or else you'll have a nervous breakdown!

32. You shriek every time someone says: 'Pretty Boy', ' Baby Girl', 'Chocolate Thunder', "Boy Wonder', 'Junior G-Man', 'One-Eight-Seven', 'Goddess of All Things Techy'. [This also includes all of Garcia's inappropriate and creative phone greetings.]

33. Anytime any one mentions Criminal Minds you start acting as if you've just kissed your crush for the first time. (Running around in circles,going beat red, squeeling, giggling,not being able to talk,etc.)

34. You get personally offended when ever somebody doesn't know as much as you do about the best show in the world (Criminal Minds! Duh!)

35. You add at least one more thing to this list every time you repost

36. You've read through this entire thing and are planning to repost it in 3...2...

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Funny Pickup lines with comebacks!

Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

put this on your profile if you roleplay

(1-Reid 2-Marcus 3-Morgan 4-Adam 5-jj 6-Emily 7-Chase 8-Bree 9-Donald 10-Tony 11-Bruce 12-Hotch )

1) All of the characters are in girl scouts (even the guys?). Which would earn the "Write All About It" badge first?

Totally Reid! Or maybe Bruce Banner.

2) All of the characters go camping together and suddenly see a UFO landing. Which character(s) would board the craft?

Oh,definatly Tony and Chase. Defiantly. Oh,and Leo

3) Everyone is competing in the Summer Olympics. Which would take the gold in the high jump events?

Chase and Bree. He can levitate, and she has super-jumps!

4) What if the characters were answers from a Magic 8 Ball? Which would be "You can count on it!"?

Most of the Team,Chase, and Adam.

5) What if they were precious metals? Which would be platinum?

(umm,) ... I have no idea.

6) Each of the characters has purchased a brand new computer. Which one would call everyone else needing an explanation on how to use it?

Adam. Only Adam.

7) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

I'm on a night out with Bree when we're drunkenly attacked by Marcus. I'd start to yell at him to go home while fending him off with bionics, and she'd kick his butt so hard he couldn't move for a week. Then Chase would probably be mad at him for a week but then go over and kiss him senseless...(Can't help it, I'm addicted to Slash. It sneaks it's way in sometimes)

8) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?

Donald would probably get divorced from Tasha and the Rats would have a new baby sibling that Douglas would make Bionic. Then they'd try to balance out being in the BAU with being a bionic trainer and it's be really bad...

9) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?

Emily would probably act bored,but kinda get turned on while Bruce was totally embarrassed and flushing the whole time. He would have been forced to go by Emily to 'get some; but instead was really uncomfortable and she gave in and sat with him, but wouldn't let him leave until The Hulk threatened or it got too late. He wouldn't be able to look any one in the eye for a long time afterwards, especially Emily.

10) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?

Chase and Hotch(EEEWWWW!) are making out when Adam walks in. He freaks out so much he shoots Hotch with a laser and they end up having an extremely awkward conversation while Donald treats his burns.

11) 10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?

Tony falls in love with Morgan and Reid is jealous. Morgan takes note and tries to tell Tony he's not interested and already is in a committed relationship with Reid. Tony is stunned for a bit, being able to get any one he wants, but eventually moves on and finds his soulmate, Bruce Banner. (And they all live happily ever after.)

12) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

Considering he has a monster truck and a motorcycle for cars, HELL YES! Also, Adam's Bionic! So awesome!

13) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because he's bionic and can keep up with Reid, who already scares Emily because of his intellect. Also because of Spike. Spike is scary.

13) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?

Tony's getting ready to marry J.J. because they're being forced to by an alien UNSUB, but Donald runs in to stop the ceremony when he found out the UNSUB's weakness. He kills the UNSUB and Tony goes back to Bruce and J.J. goes back to Will (or maybe Emily)

14) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.

Morgan and Hotch, The Alpha Male's Guide to Marriage, Divorce, and UNSUBS

15) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), broken-hearted, has a short relationship with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."

Reid and Donald are in a happy relationship until Donald runs off with Marcus. Reid, Broken-hearted has a short relationship with Bruce and a brief, unhappy affair with Emily. Then follows the wise advice of Bree and finds true love with Morgan. (Ended up with my 1st OTP and fits almost perfectly! COOLIO!)

Next One!

(1-Chase Davenport 2-Bree Davenport 3-Spencer Reid 4-Donald Davenport 5-Derek Morgan 6-JJ,(Jenifer Jarau) 7-Emily Prentiss 8-Tony Stark 9-Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff) 10-Marcus Davenport 11-Bruce Banner 12-Adam Davenport)

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Not a thing,sorry. Sounds gross though. (JJ/Bruce Banner)

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Not really, a little handsome. But the others are way hotter.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

If Adam got Tony pregnant that would have to be the product of one of their family's inventions and would not be accepted very easily. Also, the child would be H.O.T. and would have to be watched by all the avengers and the whole Davenport clan.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Um, one. I think. Where Natasha(Black Widow) was talking to Hawkeye and he kissed her on the roof.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

No, not really. Bree and JJ are too alike. They'd be GREAT besties though. Girls Night Out anyone?!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Derek Morgan/Natasha(Black Widow) or Derek Morgan/Marcus. I'd have to say the first one. One,Nat's not a teen. And two, they're both...fiesty(?). They'd make a good couple.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

(Spencer and Marcus. What is it with Marcus and all the BAU guys?!)

Spencer always had a thing for bad boys. And could he help it if that bad boy happened to be almost decade younger than him? And bionic? With Marcus now in custody of the FBI it was almost cruel that Spencer was stuck interrogating him. And with that sly smirk Spencer was having trouble focusing,and Marcus raised his eyebrow, and oh god, why did he have to go and lick his lips?! Yeah, this was not going well.

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

No, although Chase and Tony together in a lab, working on the new Iron Man suit or messing with his bionics would be really sweet site to see.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

(Emily/Adam. Too weird for relationship,but friendship.) Every Hero Has Blood On Their Hands

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

(Spencer Reid) No,unfortunately. I need more CM friends...:(

12)Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

No, I need on to though, Cuz Bruce is freaking EPIC!

13)Would anyone on your friends’ list write two/four/five?

Bree/Donald/Derek. Probably the grossest combination that could happen,so no.

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?

(Marcus) "I'm Not Bionic!" in a high pitched voice. Especially after dealing with Leo.

15) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Hero-by sterling Knight. (Tony Stark)

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Chase/JJ/Adam) WARNING:Huge age gap and Slash! Also contains,Brother-incest.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

(Marcus on Bree) "Hey, I know you like it fast, but I can be slow for you"

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Emily and Tony were in a fight. If it wasn't physical, I'd be laughing at all their sarcastic-ness and rude comebacks. And all their gloating about how many weapons they have. If it WAS a fist fight(or the likes) I'd probably watch for my own entertainment and wait for either Emily to win or for Tony to get his Iron Man suit and win.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

(Derek) I'd probably feel really guilty for fangirling over his hotness, then get over it and hang out with him as much as I could while trying not to freak out over him, or how much danger he's put himself in.

20.Write a short summary about a One/Two fic

(Chase and Bree.) They always were pretty close. And after the incident with the boy working for Mighty Med, Bree discovers she has different feelings for Chase than she realized. But with Chase still recovering, and the tension between Donald and him, could they ever be together?

21.Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

(Bree,Tony, and Bruce) Well, they all have super powers. But Bruce would have turned into Hulk due to panic from the fire and Bree would have super sped out of there, so Tony. Because even with his suit on, the 'traped' feeling would probably cause him to flash back of when he had his accident so he would pass out or pass out from the smoke. So I'd have to save him

22.Who would you rather kill of: One or Ten?

Spencer Reid or Marcus Davenport. Hard, I love them both, but Marcus is already dead,so... Marcus.

23.Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?

(Spencer or Derek) Considering I ship them, I wouldn't want either to leave the other for me. But, if I had to choose, I'd like Spencer. Derek protects him, and Without Derek, Spencer wouldn't have some one to keep him safe. And I wouldn't need a protector when I'm already dead. Also, Reid is funny, and has lots of facts and stories to keep me happy.

24.Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?

Adam, maybe. but just once.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (1). (7), broken-hearted, has a hot, one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Chase and Emily are in a happy relationship until Chase runs off with Nat(Black Widow). Emily,broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bruce and a brief,unhappy affair with JJ. Then, she follows the wise advice of Derek and finds true love with Adam. (Ok,so she dates Chase,then he runs off with a super-hero. Then she has a one-night stand with another super hero(And team mate of the one Chase left her for) and then briefly dates her best friend and colleuge. After that, she takes advice from another coulege and find true love with the first guy,(Chase)'s brother.) Wow,that was CONFUSING! But would make a great soap opera.

How would you react if you saw Eight and Five in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Tony and Derek with a rubber duck. Well, I would probably think that either they were cheating on thei (Submissive) boyfriends,Bruce and Spencer. OR they were playing with a rubber duck because they're immature and childish at times and this was another one of their crazy ideas.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

They hurt her

"About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.This story gave me the creeps. Big time. So if you want to live, copy and paste this in. Your. Profile. Now.

I found this literally not five seconds ago. Decided to post it. Enjoy.

Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls? ( Or Girls Fall in Love with Girls)

(This was written by a guy) (Don't break this, its so sweet! :)

1. They always smell good even if its just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when their asleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even though its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we won't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt anymore.

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they became everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of mind but of the heart. A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with mwe?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet.

FAV. Fandoms(Not in order):

Lab Rats...Big Time Rush...Criminal Minds...Law and Order:S.V.U

Dragon Ball Z...Wolfblood...Avatar:The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra...Scorpion...Teen Titans...AVENGERS!!!!!!!

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If I Was Your Boyfriend by Graysonation reviews
Not really much of anything to do with the song. Morgan and Reid have a casual conversation that turns into something slightly more . . .
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] - Complete
Some Form Of Social (Media) by Graysonation reviews
This is how the world ends . . . This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a website. The team gets Facebook, and the games begin (Oneshot. No prompt, no pairings. Just pure, sweet, ridiculous, unadulterated crack.)
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/3/2015 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia, D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Forbidden Love by RainbowFez reviews
When Marcus gets hurt Chase finds out his secrets. The two discover their feeling for each other and must find a way to be together, even if it means one must change sides and go against their family. This is a Marcus/Chase :)
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 69,597 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Chase, Marcus] [OC, Adam]
The Voice by SillyOldThing reviews
Reid gets personal advice from an unexpected source. Too personal. Ch. 6 up! Story updated
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 11/4/2008 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Because Family Matters by scribbler123 reviews
He may not always say it, and might try to hide it because frankly, it's a little embarrassing. But Chase loves his family. Really. They may not always see eye to eye, but they're always there for each other, always. A collection of one shots capturing Chase's relationship with his crazy, wonderful, loud, bright bionic (and Dooley) family. Trials, tribulations and overall fluff.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 150,514 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Chase, Adam, Bree, D. Davenport
Not So Trade Secrets by eternal-depths-of-emerald reviews
He swore people were staring because they could tell, he might as well have it freaking tattooed across his forehead.Staring. Judging. Maybe somewhat appalled. But he could tell. They knew. Just a little crack for your weekend. Morgan x Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
You know your obsessed with Criminal Minds if by MrsShemarMoore reviews
Just a little funny spoof. Lets see how many you agree with. Now thirty of them! I'll keep adding if you keep reviewing!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009
Love Lives On by AshlynnElizabeth reviews
Even with you gone, love lives on.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
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Bad Boy reviews
Marcus and Chase have some fun while the family is away. Basically no plot. Pwp. Slash smut.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2016 - [Chase, Marcus]
Bionic Love Is Blind reviews
Every one at school knows the two are in love,except them. Chase and Marcus get annoyed that their feelings are going 'unrequited' and Douglas and Donald notice this. But when bionics and family issues get involved,will the two teens ever realize the others feelings? MarcusxChase Slash. Don't like don't read.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Chase, D. Davenport, Marcus, Douglas D.
Island Secrets and Romances reviews
Chase is keeping a secret from the rest of the Bionic Island. One that could change the course of history and his relationships with his family. What is this secret? Or,more accurately,WHO?
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Marcus, Chase] D. Davenport, Douglas D.
Row, Row, Row Your Boat reviews
Bucky and Steve go canoeing but Bucky won't shut the heck up. And what the heck is he singing? Pure crack. First Avengers story. Story better than summary, I promise.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2015
Best Thing To Ever Happen reviews
Anything was better than the empty, hollow feeling he'd carried around in the pit of his stomach for the better part of his life. He had only ever gotten rid of it for a couple years, whenever he was around the best thing to ever happen to him. Except now the only good thing he'd ever had, had just been destroyed. The worst part was, he had been there, and he couldn't stop it...
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2015 - [Marcus, Chase] Adam, Bree - Complete
You Can Have A Family But Not This One,This One's mine reviews
This is a series of one(or two) shots focusing on the daily,fluffy,and/or family moments of the Davenport family. Some will be pre-Leo and Tasha,some when they were kids,and some in the present(Season 1 only,though!) No pairings. Will include adorable-ness,hurt/comfort-ings, and some flat out funny-thingies!
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Adam, Bree, Chase, D. Davenport
Some Habits Never Heal reviews
Chase had Donald's(and later Douglas') hair. He had Bree's speech pattern, he had Adam's mannerisms,, and he danced like Leo. But wear did he get his choice in fashion from, because the Davenport clan sure didn't wear camouflage. Well, most of them didn't, except the one he took them from. And since when does Marcus wear flannel?
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Bree, Chase, Marcus - Complete
Slow Dancing In A Burning Room reviews
It's Marcus' sixteenth birthday and he's spending it in the best way he can think of. With Chase. Based on the song Slow Dancing in a Burning Room by John Mayer.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Chase, Marcus] - Complete
Big Time Kids reviews
The Big Time Rush gang as kids. Just cute little kid fluff. Some hurt/comfort.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Kendall, Carlos, Logan, James
Cross-Country Mission reviews
Gabby and her two best friends,Karina and Romy, get caught up with the Lab Rats in this cross country adventure filled with drama,action and twist at every corner!
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Adam, Bree, Chase, OC - Complete
Moving:A Lab Rats fanfic reviews
A girl and her twin move to Mission Creek. What happens when they meet up with the Davenports and find a secret about there family. Has fighting,sibling fluff,and some violence.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Adam, Bree, Chase, OC
Anti-Lab Rats reviews
Adam,Bree,and Chase get bored one night while Tasha,Leo and Mr. Davenport are all off on business trips. What happens when they find one of Mr. Davenports new inventions. Action and humor. Story better than summery.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Adam, Bree, Chase - Complete