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Author has written 1 story for Avengers.

Hello! I'm Rated PG-13, and it seems you've found your way to my profile! Welcome! Please take a look at my stories and maybe follow, review, or favorite? Thanks! I write for fun and love to make friends, so shoot me a PM if you have a question, advice, or just want to talk. :)

One of my favorite things is music. I often listen to YouTube playlists when I'm writing. I think my favorite is classic rock. My other favorite things include chocolate and cute baby animals.

I'm addicted to Portal, as you may have guessed, because COME ON PEOPLE IT'S PORTAL! It's so frigging fun, funny, challenging and thought-provoking.

Hipsters: Do you have any idea how much it hurts to love someone who will never love you back?


Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who will never love us back

Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE



My favorite quotes:

-Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

-After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F.

-I meant to behave, but there were too many other options.

-Dear millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

-Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars, where you'll be forced to drift aimlessly until you either freeze to death or die of oxygen deprevation.

-I'm shy at first, but I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone

-Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

-I do not get drunk. I get awesome.

-There is no limit to what you can accomplish when you're supposed to be doing something else.

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Daddy's Little Girl by kmj1989 reviews
When ten-year-old orphan Emily Ward pickpocketed a seemingly unsuspecting Phil Coulson, she had no idea her life would change forever. Twelve years later, she works with her adopted dad and pseudo-brother at SHIELD, trying to save the world that she refuses to let into her own little sphere of trust.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,178 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Wheatley Show by Xelac reviews
Spin-off of ALaAS. Wheatley 'borrows' a camera and decides to give you weekly updates on the random happenings in the Average Aperture.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Wheatley
Of Rubber Ducks and Soap by cfgvhbjljakhfjbskjnlajks reviews
"Wheatley?" Chell's voice came out as a whisper. The tall man froze, water dripping from his red hair and off-white shirt. "How did you..?" He gazed at Chell with those unnaturally blue eyes, his square-edged glasses askew. The silence lasted for about a minute. "Wait, you can talk!" Contains human!Wheatley and lots of Chelley! Rated T for possible language and I'm paranoid.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,760 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Double Trouble reviews
The twin children of the Avengers get thrown backwards in time and discover that the only way to reach their proper time is to reach it naturally by living through the many adventures their parents had before and after becoming a team, all while trying to find each other and avoiding spoilers at all costs.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,351 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014