Hello! I'm Rated PG-13, and it seems you've found your way to my profile! Welcome! Please take a look at my stories and maybe follow, review, or favorite? Thanks! I write for fun and love to make friends, so shoot me a PM if you have a question, advice, or just want to talk. :)

One of my favorite things is music. I often listen to YouTube playlists when I'm writing. I think my favorite is classic rock. My other favorite things include chocolate and cute baby animals.

I'm addicted to Portal, as you may have guessed, because COME ON PEOPLE IT'S PORTAL! It's so frigging fun, funny, challenging and thought-provoking.

Hipsters: Do you have any idea how much it hurts to love someone who will never love you back?

Fandoms: WE'RE FANGIRLS

Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who will never love us back

Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE

Fandoms: They're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

Fandoms: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING THAT IS?!?

My favorite quotes:

-Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

-After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F.

-I meant to behave, but there were too many other options.

-Dear millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

-Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars, where you'll be forced to drift aimlessly until you either freeze to death or die of oxygen deprevation.

-I'm shy at first, but I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone

-Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

-I do not get drunk. I get awesome.

-There is no limit to what you can accomplish when you're supposed to be doing something else.